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That boy that was lashing Will Smith's wife don mess up his head. Misplaced and built up aggression.

This is the epitome of pussy-whipping.

andrewbaba44:
Someone can bleep will smith wife and go Scott free but Chris joke is his breaking point

There are somethings a man just can't take.

Ellexy:
Meanwhile, Luis Enrique prefers a Barca B goalkeeper in a third division to Man United’s untouchable number one according to some folks here.

And I hope the Harry Kane rumours remain as rumours abeg

DDG is not good with the ball at his feet. Any possession based manager will not rate him.

Last year even ten Hag quickly recruited a 37yr old nobody as GK mainly cos of his ball playing ability.

Ellexy:
VanGaal can say all that now but you and I knows he's still pained the way the club parted ways with him. Gaal is a football person true and true and also highly principled, he would have resigned or walked out on the club when he found out it was a commercial club and not a football club yet he wanted to continue...

If anything I believe this last decade post Fergie has taught the club so many things and the one who ran things for the club has been let go. The commercial part of the club ain't going to just stop cos this is the era social media and all but here's hoping for a new decade of success built on the lessons of the last commercial decade. In other for this to happen, we need the best of minds who can bring that balance between the two sides so one side won't be suffering at the expense of the other.

Lastly, I believe if VanGaal gets offered the United job right now he'll still take it.

You are focusing on the messenger rather than the message.

The club has an incompetent ownership and management with a dysfunctional squad full of crybabies with overinflated egos.

Whether Van Gaal is the person saying it or Van Persie doesn’t change the facts on ground.

Ellexy:
I mean the club is trying to get it right with proper structures and Football people. I get why Gaal said what he said but we still need to best minds.

You THINK the club is trying to get it right. There is no guarantee and very little evidence.

You are looking at it as a United fan. LVG who worked inside the club knows what he is saying. I have even said something similar here. The Glazers have been running the club like Manchester United Social Media Club.

In 2013 people were wondering why David Gill left the club at the same time as SAF when he was still relatively young at 55. In hindsight it is clear that he knew of the catastrophe that was on the way and wanted nothing to do with it.

Ellexy:
Louis van Gaal: "Erik ten Hag should join a football club, not a commercial club. #mufc is a commercial club." #mulive

VanGaal still carry us for mind

But the man is not lying now. He is warning his countryman and giving him sound advice. If i was not a United fan i would advise my friend or family member not to play for or coach such a disorganized club.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Omo, TAA just lock down one full wing for pitch..

How much Liverpool dey pay am sef?[/color]

He is probably the deadliest crosser of the ball I have seen since Beckham.

Jada’s toto must be lined with juices and berries.

nihilistjnr:
Well fvcking said.

Awwwwww

patrickmuf:
I deliberately didn't troll Ronaldo or his fans after the game because of Manchester United but then, after Skimple asked if I wasn't going to drag Ronaldo, I had to ask the one who specializes in dragging Messi to also drag Ronaldo too since he claimed he wasn't a fan of CR7...

Because Manchester United lost you considered it in bad taste to troll Ronaldo and abstained but you wanted another Manchester United fan not to consider the club but troll Ronaldo to prove a point to you?

No be juju be that?

Netmuch:
Hi fellow nairalanders,

I and my fiance were both bankers, I brought her in town and God used me for her to secure a job.

Where I used to stay was a bit further to our work place, so their is another banker guy who has a CR-V Honda car that usually drops her in the morning at her office whom she later became close friends with, although dey do call themselves whenever the guy is about leaving his house to pick up my fiancee, which I was aware of.

However, suddenly I realized that my fiancee WhatsApp chat is always cleared not to let me see their chats which I suspected a foul play, but the worst came last week when I was trying to get my car engine oil and I was approaching her, she was calling the guy, as I near her to eavesdrop on what she was talking with the guy, she quickly ends the call. I got angry that why will she not let me hear their conversations if truly she has nothing to do with the guy. I challenged her but she insisted nothing was going on between them that she had to end the call on my arrival which she has always call in my presence.

I don't want to be a fool as am about to end the relationship, but I guess I need your honest and positive response on this matter why she had to do what she did. I am a very simple guy and I believe every one should have their freedom. And I don't cheat.

I will love to hear your mature opinion on this.

Thanks.

You want to hear mature opinion?

The guy is maturely nacking your babe, most likely in that car.
Honda CRV back seat dey adjustable so space dey.

Then you messed up by confronting her without evidence. Now it would be close to impossible to get any evidence and she would never confess anyway.

Take your L and move on.

LostMyZeal:
Chris_tobam

Hehehe. That guy go dey very stubborn in real life.

Leyqute:
E shock me o.

Someone even quoted me lojukoroju and demanded that I troll Ronaldo.

LMAO. Who was that?

He wanted you to troll Ronaldo after YOUR team was eliminated just because you trolled Messi after PSG was eliminated.

Wait. So there were Man Utd fans that were celebrating and trolling Ronaldo when Atletico knocked us out?

patrickmuf:
When PSG was knocked out, you led the banter on Messi and couldn't stop mentioning me...

Skimpledawg had to call me out for being silent after Ronaldo was dumped out...

Baba disappeared like the fart of a leprous witch because he couldn't stand seeing the likes of expert troll his MCM.

I have had reason to defend Ronaldo here but that doesn't mean I am his number one fan, I still prefer Messi so, keep those receipts for those that care...

As I said before, nobody go beat you if you come out and stand with your favorite.

Bros was it Ronaldo that was dumped out or Manchester United?

Just asking for a friend.

Leyqute:
Okay. Here are the words of a Ronaldo ‘fanboy’:







I said you’ll never understand my position on this issue because you think in black and white. But you dey yarn like Messianic cultist.

Go and sit down somewhere.

I have told you countless times. Messianic cultists are very heartless.

They don’t have forgiving spirit and it is not beyond them to attack opponents spiritually.

They are very wicked. Fear them o!

Cyntie55:
Why are countries not sanctioning Ukraine? Please note I'm not supporting Russia, but both countries are destroying innocent lives and properties.

So, why sanctioning only Russia, and portray Ukraine as Saint? If you claim Ukrainians are defending her mother's land, so do you expect Russians to be looking like mumu? They should sanctions both countries.

Let's say No to war.

Your forgot your brain in heaven.

Did Ukraine invade Russia?

BlueRayDick:
Eyes wey he use watch mikel no be the same eye he use watch Jorginho. Baba dey change eyes per season basis. Mafoh

Jorginho get freedom but Mikel was living in bondage.

No be juju be that?

Ellexy:
I wonder if he's also flattering to deceive for the Brazilian national team as he's a regular there too.

How's Ole his boss by the way?

He never plays 6 for Brazil cos they have Fabinho and Casemiro to play that role. Ole was playing him at 6 and he struggled there.

One switch the current manager made was to swap the McFred roles with Fred playing 8 and McTom playing 6.

The high pressing that Rangnick likes also favours him which is why I predicted that he will do well under him.

Jodera:
Lol.. I don use one full day for here defend Jorginho nominee for balon dor and European best.
I don defend hazard for here too, saying he's not a fraud
All those while we been dey together.

Even Essien wey I bring na Chelsea player
But now wey I don attack your fallacy about Mikel being African best, you don turn am to "I don't see any arsenal fan saying anything good Chelsea"

Better change your eyes oo, cos the way you're seeing things now, I no com dey understand

You have to bring yourself down to the level of the people you are debating with.

CapitalCee:
Lol. When we were calling for Jogba to be offloaded 2-3 years ago, they called us haters. No he should be given 800k per week.

When we made the move to buy him I said we shouldn’t do it cos our midfield structure wasn’t in place to support him but some people wanted us to spit in Madrid’s face.
In that time Madrid has won 2 league titles and 2 UCL titles.

Same thing with AWB who was such an obviously poor fit that only money laundering can explain the transfer and fee. But people were dropping videos of sliding tackles.

CapitalCee:
There should be a salary cap too. Varane and Sancho shouldn't have gotten that massive contract they got, this should be DDGs last contract, he cant be earning more than Neuer yet Raya, Sanchez and Unai Simon are picked ahead of him in spain. We need to clear out and make a lot of promotions in our youth teams and scout very well for players on the brink of breakthrough and shun people who are looking to cash out.

If it’s not a big star than can play piano nitrogen and his boys on the board are not interested.

BlueRayDick:
You for ask am wetin make Mikel be the second best African midfielder in history fess.....make we for know how to take him serious or otherwise

I actually support him in this. He said he is YET TO SEE a better African midfielder, not that he is the best. Who are we to judge what another man may or may not have seen.

Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake

Very SIMPle matter.

There is nothing to work on here. She is either a straight up lesbian using you as window dressing or she is bisexual.

In either case you can’t convert her to straight. What will happen is she will convince you she has stopped while cheating on you with her female “friends”.

Fasting and prayer can’t change sexuality. Neither can relationship counselor or sex therapist. Know this and know peace.

Jodera:
Xavi created the system. The system was already getting nonexistent with setien and koeman in charge.

Don't make it look as if it was already in place before xavi took over

Most of the midfielders grew up with a similar system.

I don’t know much about Setien but I know that Koeman one of my all time favourite defenders is not a very good manager.

With Busquets, De Jong, Gavi, Pedri the players were already in place in midfield to implement the appropriate system. In addition it is a system that they all grew up playing.

Kudos to Xavi for being able to implement it though. I have no doubt that Koeman could not have done it even if given more time with these players.

patrickmuf:
ChristoBam, good afternoon Sah...

You no go allow this guy drink water drop cup.

DeadPresidents:
Omo this Garnacho boy is relentless.

He gives me the same vibes Chiesa does—running at the wingback all day and just being a menace in general. He just got a call to the Argentine senior men's team so he gets to train with Pessi, Dybala and Di Maria.

What do you think about Garnacho in terms of ceiling, prospects and developmental path?

He can get to the very top. He and Mainoo are the 2 players who have taken the biggest steps in the last 6 months in my opinion. In terms of technical ability Garnacho has all it takes to be a star.

Whether it would be at United is another story. As it stands he has Sancho, Elanga, Rashford blocking his path to the first team. Out of all of them only Sancho has his level of technical talent but Elanga's speed and work rate is an advantage. But crucially they are all bigger. stronger, and more matured senior players.

Anyway i don't think he would be ready for another 2 years at least. Argentina are just trying to hook him down cos of the obvious potential.

TrebleChamp:
My point some weeks back, Rafiu should play Hannibal, Soretire and all the other exciting youth players for the rest of our EPL games...

Yeah. Hannibal, Shoretire, Iqbal from the Under-23s should get some minutes this season and then next season Hannibal should move into first team permanently while the other 2 go on loan.

I have actually been more impressed with Iqbal than with Soretire lately. Shoretire has physical advantages though.

patrickmuf:
You want Poch, I want Erik ten Hag...You won't see reasons with me just as I think Poch is limited so, make we wait for the board to make their decision...#Peace.

Lol. It took you this long to come to that realisation.

Time usually answers these questions. Whoever is right usually gets revealed in due course. Once a debate extends to days and then weeks there is no point in try any further to convince the other party.

I see our brother is still on his anti-ten Hag crusade.

In other news. Another Hannibal alert. Now that the season has pafuka completely they should give this guy senior minutes abeg.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMGHYQhLAHg