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I think both of them are hard to find coz it's just a dream abii wetin dream dey do with wife and husband? I guess it'll be lot easier to find any of them if the person wake up from the dream and face the reality that U don't look for wife and husband in the dream .
Abeg don't take my post serious...

Hehe... That one na to console U for breaking up with U . She knew u'll actually be thinking about what it means for some time, so that by the time U grab the meaning the whole love thing for don clear for ur eyes . That's a stylish way of breaking up

Haha... Juventus, Monaco and Galatasaray are all looking for Mikel but yet no news like that under transfer gossips and speculations.
Well I'll advice him to stay and collect his passport thereby becoming a British citizen, but he should always remember he's welcome back at home when no club will look for his services again.

lildrop: good citizen

thanks! God bless u....

Abeg Mikel is still an upcoming artist, he'll be there and Iheanacho will win BET Awards. Let's give Kelechi enough time to mature, he's a talent for d future. He scored again in his second match for man city against ac milan. Let's continue to pray for him that what killed other young players carrers will not locate him. He won't only take d no.10 jersey but lead the SE to glory like he and his colleagues did last year.

Chai.... Nairaland is just the best place to buy a plot of land and build a bacha. When u think the guy's case that has been beggin his gf is bad, u'll see another case where generator is used to woo a girl.

Now i know why we dnt av light in my street in school, those PHCN workers ar angry bcoz the damsels on my street turned down their proposals. Abeg... Ladies always say yes so that u can have power supply whether PHCN or GEN.

PLZ OP DO SOMETHING ABOUT UR NEIGHBOUR BEFORE U DIE OF FUMES FROM THE GEN.

Nigeria U -17 team beating other teams in Africa and other continents since ages, thumbs up to the eaglets, go and conquer Africa and the world at large again.
Wish them all the very best.

Haha... The earlier Van Gaal understand that Mourinho is a talkative, the better for him. It's either U ignore Mourinho or U reply him openly whenever he criticizes openly whether right or wrong.
I think only Wenger understands Mourinho, he's used to it and they both know how to beef each other wella

I never took any of the sweet words serious both the ones I said and the ones she said. If a relationship doesn't or won't lead to marriage, it'll definitely end in a break up. So why take sweet words serious when we all know it's for the sweet moments.

Chai... I never marry ooo so wetin I go talk sef? well I think the decision is for my wife to make, if she collects it, fine no qualms about it since I know the friend very well. I think trust in marriage should be strong enough to over look such occurrence(s).
Abeg I never marry, so make Una correct me if am wrong.

Am not regular in church and not an active participant in church activities doesn't and shouldn't make me dislike an active person in church.
It's simple don't judge me or condemn me bcoz U think U are more Godly but correct me with love, I belief our relationship with God is personal and not "completely"based on our activities in church. It's ok by me if U ar more Godly than I am, but it won't be ok by me if U claim ur believes are superior than mine even when we claim to be serving the same God.

Hehe... Thank God say dem cremate am, coz U can never trust those wey be say stealing dead body na their occupation to go dig him body from grave thinking say bcoz him be Liberian him go produce plenty money not knowing say na plenty Ebola.

What more can I wish her if not all the very best and a successful race, go Blessing and Bless Nigeria with a gold medal. Forget about Jamaica and America runners, anybody or team is beatable in sports, go lady and make us proud.
#with Patience, Goodluck will surely come ur way in Glasgow.

Chai... Love is sweet ooo

The only thing that made me believe she's a Ghanaian actress is the arm pit, a typical Ghanaian colour. Black and proud...

Mourinho wants to have anything that can play football in his team, plz make Una free Mourinho. If U can't take a bottle on ur head (insults) , plz comment with caution on any thread relating to Chelsea My humble arsenal submission.

16yrs? I just pray lack of motivations and proper planning will not drive this girl away to another country when she finally matures into a superstar.
She started weight lifting at the age of 13yrs? Damn... Her family must be related to irons and have iron running in them . @ 16yrs she's got a three years experience, whereas at 30yrs some people has got no experience even in relationship
Congratulations to her and to team Nigeria, gold medal amidst all their late preparations and poor planning. Looking forward to more gold medals coz we've got the never say die spirit.

I chose Afro-k because I keep Afro and the "K" is from my name Kenny.

Why are some people concerned abt arsenal bcoz Drogba is back? Drogba has a fantastic record against arsenal in and out of chelsea jersey, but it's important to note that arsenal is not in any way a rival to chelsea, arsenal and chelsea might get to meet each other four times in a season ( league *2, league cup, nd fa if possible) but we've forgotten that it's not abt arsenal but other clubs.

Gud for Drogba nd chelsea, but trust me i ain't perturbed as an arsenal fan coz i've watched Drogba (chelsea) beat arsenal numerous times without it changing the names of the two clubs or stop bringing fun to the game. Costa should be ready to fight hard, it's gonna be an interesting season. 6-1 is no longer a surprise but not winning any trophy is.

There is a saying that " if u can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten".Brazil male national team can't beat Germany male national team, so they arranged their female U-20 for the Germans? Chai... I hope it won't go the way of the Germans this time, if not it'll be total beating for Brazil in less than a month from Germany. Seriously, i think the brazilians will finally cut their hairs and start growing German hairs.

Seriously FIFA is making world cup looks personal between countries, why GERMANY vs BRAZIL again? Ehn... FIFA really wants brazillian hairs to be totally free this time around. Why Nigeria vs Mexico again? Has FIFA forgotten last year u-17 so soon?

Anyhow sha WE WILL BEAT THEM..... I wish the Falconets all the very best.

If to say na drugs the man carry now dem for detect and detain am for airport, now wey him carry the one wey worst pass drugs (Ebola virus) dem no detect am for airport with their machines.
God abeg have mercy on us, what if boko boys come dey mix Ebola with their bombs? Hmmmm... Baba God please save Nigeria.

Bombs dey kill people, guns dey kill people, HIV dey kill people, malaria dey kill people, accident dey kill people, ebola virus dey kill people, plane dey kill people, in fact everything dey kill people for this world.
Damn... The deads know nothing and cares nothing about all these things again, only we the living are concerned. God please continue to protect ur children, as we're been careful and protective na UR own protection sure pass OLUWA, Baba God abeg have mercy on us...

I think "I Love U Two" is the worst

nicetboy: sory to say this bro, u need medical checkup, if u dnt have anythin jst shut up. Prof I too know, na ur type no sabi anything busy body. I hate proud and arrogant pple

thanks and God bless u....

Op i was expecting a question like " ARE U A VIRGIN"?
U know if the response is Yes! The guy will be like chai this is bad market, but if the answer is No! Hmmmm... Guy man will be like whao hope dey i can still hit her jackpot today.

temigracie: u knw wat...stop using boxers...start tying towel....

hmmm... For person wey get dozen of boxers to leave the boxers and start tying towel? I'll suggest he starts wearing panties
I guess op is looking for attention, but I think him slapping a soldier will give him the desired attention

krall: sharrrap

haha... Oga no vex na

Nairaland needs screening... Seriously; Colleges (i think u meant colleague) apartment, dozen of boxers? Collects boxers after spraying ur clothes? women now wears boxers more often than men that they keep collecting ur boxers? Gala and moi moi? Damn... Op U can do better than this, ur post is not just making sense to me even if U wanna seek attention.

Shior... Medicine after death? Aye wey we don dance to and ehn don give Davido him award na wetin U say him buy from Runtown? Well he bought it, rebranded it, attached his logos, added nafdac no and sold it out with his name on it, that's definitely his...
Sorry Runtown if this is TRUE, I guess the money wey him pay U na something.