₦airaland Forum

Decker:
I knew she was a moderator before I made my comment, and I replied her as I would have replied any other lady.

Actually, it appeared like you had an axe to grind.

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Back to the topic,

Anyway My brother, I was cheated. I expected high quality limousine butt.... I didn't see anything, not even Keke.

Dis Op sef. Well, Nairaland get different character. I rushed to check the picture and I felt cheated. I wanted to express my disappointment but one brother has done even more than I intended. bro take it easy.

OP, next time don't play with me. as well as every well meaning brother here who just wanted to shower you with compliments cos of your "limousine" butt. We did not see what we imagined/expected. I think that's unfair.

Apologies are in order if you please.

Estharfabian dear. Where are you? I never see your breaklight since Chelsea chop cane yesterday.

Decker:
The butt of most women are round and shapely, at least to an extent. But the nature of the shape and the degree of roundness is what's distinctive.

Yours is somewhat flat and it isn't all that "rounded". It's more like the average white woman's butt.

Again? Why na?

Decker:
I will be very honest with you. I have seen your butt before and it's average. Nothing intriguing about it. Same as your chest.
As far as your appearance is concerned, the only thing you have going on for you is your face.
Body wise, you are below average.

Apologies if my post seems offensive, I am just being sincere.

Wicked observation. Na Moderator you dey yab so? I think you have earned a long ban. You really worked hard for it. Congrats in advance.

70k for laptop. Let's see the kind of laptop the school will give them. Something tells me it will be one refurbished problematic unwanted machine from China. Something that should not even be sold for 30k.

Oyind17:
Ladies are complaining of the poor performance of their bfs. I disagree with you , ladies know better than lie down like wood, most ladies are even the riders.
Most ladies moan to make you people think you are hitting it hard but we fake it to make you feel good and boost of how good you are in bed but she's not satisfied with your performance.

Oh. So you have been pretending all this while? That's deception na. Anyway, the man is just being considerate cos you moan at the slightest touch. He just doesn't want to damage your something.

Honestly I never realized how much skin color meant to some Nigerians until my early 20s and I was really surprised such concepts existed. How can you attribute beauty to the fairness of skin? It's funny.

So, cream is finer than caramel? Some reasoning!. Perhaps few patches of slave-mentality linger on in some minds.

Lol. Guys! Guys!! When will you people get out of your homes and offices and hit the street, clubs, churches, malls, cinemas, etc, to meet ladies in person?

Online "chyking" is blind chyking. You don't know what she actually looks like until you meet her in person. Nor let one mgbeke form Beyoncé for you for NL. Also, give the woman the chance to assess you properly so the two of you can make informed decisions about starting a relationship or not.

I'm not ruling out the possibility of successful online hookups but believe me, those cases are rare. The internet is a mask for many people.

Oh brother! *facepalm*

Run bro. Run. Don't fall for a married woman. Better find a temporary girlfriend fast.

All these married Karishikas sef.

She's kinda sexy. That hairstyle really looks good on her.

Oyind17:
Let's talk about the poor performance of some guys on bed

Madam. Can anyone perform when his babe just lies down like a log of wood? Women don't want to know that men lose essential nutrients in the act. And you ladies have the guts to question our performance? Be considerate.

Estharfabian:
yeah! football is Not bad...It's Awkwardly worse and Boring...
the Only legit reason I watch football sometimes is coz some of the payers Are Cute... just look At Neymar!

Lol. It's not fashion parade na. Babes sha SMH.

Estharfabian:
cheesux!!!

Nice PickUp line tho...it got me blushing a Lil...

Ps--i'm glad You don't watch Football(Much)...it's one of the Lamest sports ever... with A capital "L"...

Football is not that bad na. Maybe you should come and watch Chelsea Vs Stoke City today with me. I'll explain the game to you. Instead of the romantic guava tree, we'll watch the romantic game of football.

obiorathesubtle:
Lol, chukwudi, why you dy lie like this? Hope say you go still watch chelsea match today? When be the time sef?

6:30 Nigerian time. Hehehe. I go watch highlights later. I have a date with Estharfabian my latest Bae.

Estharfabian:
Awwwwe! You're such A Gentleman!

LoL! I'm glad you didn't sleep with her....At least that's all that matters! I hate jerks....

Buh if the Op actually slept with her and wanna Opt out...the thunder that wee faya him ehn....

Ahn ahn. Nor let thunder fire the guy. They both enjoyed the sex na. 50 - 50 no cheating.

And Yes, I believe I'm a gentleman. (Thanks for the compliment darling)

Emm sweetie, did I also mention I that I don't watch football much? Just the kind of guy you like. Let's take it up from here me and you. Check me out for dat guava tree for 6pm this evening.

Party time

Djhack1:
lol karashika lomo yen.

my brother. Make God dey protect us o.

Estharfabian:
LoL! "" subscription??

LoL! You're seriously not serious....

Hehehe. But the guy is a nice guy. See he is even looking for a way to break her heart gently. If na another guy he for don carry hammer knack the heart tey tey.

I remember one nice, cute lady that fell for me once upon a time. The feeling was not mutual but I was playing along cos she looked fragile. She was all over me just like Op's girl. After a while I had to stop the whole thing. I didn't sleep with her while we were dating so I felt I could escape easily. Na lie. This babe no gree me run.

I had to be hard on her when she ignored all the gentle signals. Was I at fault for wanting out? No. The way it looks, OP might have to be hard on her cos fragile and clingy girls seldom take the hint.

geni340:
We are nt talking of breasts here na..

Chai. And you come pretty join.

Lawd save me from Karishika.

Estharfabian:
did we send You guys to buy Is gifts?? Shey y'all wanna be Romantic ""

Thought you people wanted us to be romantic. What do you want now o?

If the spender says he is tired of spending on a particular spendee, is it bad? The guy has every right to discontinue her subscription.

Estharfabian:
Guys Are So Fvcking Annoying!

if she isn't Emotional...y'all would complain...
If she Doesn't care boutcha or go to your house...you Dickheads would still complain...

LiKe what Do You Fvcktards really want? Our soul? Christ!!!!

Shatap dia. When she was chopping his money where were you? All the shawarma and ice cream and cinemas and gifts nko? Abeg. Her tenure has ended. Time to swear in another Bae. The guy should just give her a soft landing.

Madam no fight me o.

So you have done the "needful" and you want to breakup. If dat babe nakéd herself swear for you ehn....

Bro I don't even understand you. You said she has crazy assets. That one is enough na. Manage her till she gets tired of you.

PuciPrince:
Is this guy foolish? Something i saw on tv. You used those words "judicial rascality".


Abi d news was VIDEOshopped?

Lol. That's how elders lie heavy heavy lie o.

I have noticed that many Nigerians believe private hospitals are generally better than Government hospitals. This is more often than not, false. Government facilities are certainly not worse. The main setback with government hospitals is the inadequacy of personnel and equipment for the large number of patients. If a private establishment is besieged by the same number of patients I'm sure they'd just lock their gates.

I advice everyone who doesn't have much money to register with the closest government hospital to his/her residence. It's cheaper. It is also more unlikely for a quack to work in a government hospital.

Our nurses and doctors are working under difficult situations. Let's encourage them. You cannot expect Bold 2 to perform better than iPhone 6.

YourMain:
Oh my. Yessss I'd love to but I fear you'd find it hard to adjust. You seem very well suited to your current environment.

Ewo! why you dey bash the guy like this na?

I used to think you were very gentle and easy going. Baby, you wicked. Chai. Even a gentle babe has her boiling point.

General hospitals are always full. They are often better than most private ones but the facilities cannot accommodate the large number of patients. Very sad story.


It is easy for us to blame nurses for their harshly realistic mien when dealing with patients. We cannot imagine the number of hopeless and helpless cases they have seen right from house job to full practice; the number times they have cried when patients die; the number of times they have had to clean up after the death of yet another patient.

It is numbing on the psyche of nurses. Very sad.

My brother, na village babe better pass. They just need small packaging. That's all.

See a rich man having a simple wedding. Whereas some struggling brothers will be saving up for a grand wedding. Congratulations my brother. Enjoy your marriage.

They walked out on the judges. Wow!

arbitter:
Good to see you people still use the term 'JUICY APPOINTMENT'

Just another perfect example of why your country is such a shithole.

The fact that you support politicians in refering to duties theyre tasked with as 'juicy' and then later complain about corruption is just laughable

Well said.

5k a month cannot sustain an adult in the Nigeria that PDP has created. It is interesting that the same PDP thieves who drained the National coffers are the ones clamouring for it.

Senator Bruce we are waiting for your empty promise to be fulfilled as well. You promised to expose anyone who shares money (bribe) to senators. Are you telling me that with all the drama that has taken place in the Senate, no one has greased anyone's palms since June? Amateur senator. Hypocrite.