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Toks2008:
LOL! Did you just write that? Why not treat her right in the first place and prevent that part where she will start acting defensive.

Lol. Cos me I dey play hard to get for woman now o. Power don change hand.

False impression kee? Make babe no try am with me o. I go surprise her.

Dreyl:
LOL... they don't know that they are their own problems.

Lol. Me, if I wan buy something I dey like to follow wetin dem write put for the advert. If advert talk say food is ready that's what I go for. If advert talk say buy one get 2 free, I must demand for my 2. Is it my fault? NO.

Lol. Some babes dress like they are good for nakking and nothing more. It baffles me when they complain that some guys just want to sleep with them without commitment. But you dey sample wetin we dey find for bedroom na.

Lol which sexy eyes? Those your hungry looking rural eyes? You be fine girl sha. But your eyes are not your best assets. They don't look healthy. Kinda bloodshot.

Widawt, ah, mah,... Okay maybe I can accept widawt but "ah" instead of "I" and "mah" instead of "my"? Abbreviation should make words shorter not longer.

Girl, it is not cool to write like this. One more thing: "X" and "S" are not interchangeable. RIP education.

Youngpo413:
violent guys are good in bed.

Fallacy.

PunkyVeer:
Well, the ladies are not blameless at all, don't get me wrong.There's no reason to insult your guy if you don't like something. Just be civil & talk it through with as much respect as possible. Personally, the moment I lose respect for a guy & feel free to talk to him anyhow, I just know the end is near. I can't be with someone I don't respect. As much as I know I can berate a guy close to tears, I can harness it if he's respectful & respectable. It's all about mutual respect at the end of the day

That's right. Mutual respect.

Lol. I'd be a criminal just for her.

PunkyVeer:
It must be because of "love". I just don't get what kind of love it is though. Smh. I don't know if I can say I have shallow feelings or what, but certain things instantly turn me off no matter how much I thought I loved a person. Even a single slap is enough to make me resent you, how much more of a full on bah-bah-bah treatment? I'd hate him for sure.

Some guys just can't handle insults from their girlfriends. They retaliate by hitting. Some people like me who don't take nonsense would simply walk away from the relationship. Different folks react in different ways. I really wonder why ladies date violent guys.

Some women and their terrible tongues. OP, you should not beat your gf or wife. If you notice your gf talks like fool, don't marry her. Breakup but don't beat her. Babes with vile tongues are only good for nakking not marriage. Don't hit her bro.

Hope you tried to teach your wife how to please you. Anyway, some women don't want to learn. Some are too lazy to try new stuff. It can be frustrating to the husband especially when he has enjoyed amazing sex before.

Those who never had premarital sex would not feel the need to compare as there would be no basis for that.

Bro, don't let that widow destroy your home. Handle this situation. There is a good reason you chose your wife and not her. Remind yourself.

Once you run out of things to say, just end the call. If she's in the mood for conversation, my guy na you go tire.

Statistics show (don't ask me where) that nowadays, ladies are more likely to dump guys. Experts say the best approach for a guy to tackle this menace is by having plan B on stand by. However, some other experts strongly suggest that a preemptive strike is more suited to this approach.

As soon as the young man senses the lady's dissatisfaction with the status quo, Plan B should be initiated. This may deter the lady from going through with her nefarious plans. In the event that her schemes cannot be forestalled, ultimately plan B will provide safe landing for the guy.

Remember the motto of the Boy Scouts: Be Prepared!

Mr Cork is a troll. A very witty troll. Musiwa has issues... Real mental issues. All the irrelevant flags and pictures.... Musiwa own no be here.

Tell your brother. It's up to him to listen to you. Don't hide important stuff like this from him. Or would you like your own brother to hide such things from you?

Be your brother's keeper....literally.

hotdi:
Amaechi never come with his koboko he don d confess
Tell him to save his breathe till when d real jungle mature
Amaechi go d flog Wike ass, Peterside go d add dried pepper

but he has turned a new leaf na.make una no allow jungle mature o.

Lol. No Mama Peace to support him. Humble Wike.

Good news. All those corrupt officials of the past administration must be probed.

Really scary stuff. Before I date her, I'd go and check her Facebook pictures. I must see her childhood pics.

Just look at the stûpid convoluted comments from Nairaland ladies. If it had been the other way round, they would have crucified the man. Now that she's the one hitting him it's amusing to you idîots.

That woman is lucky she married a coolheaded man. Imagine! She doesn't want divorce so that she can beat him some more.

All these blogs sef. Una no dey tire?

Women love our musk. Weird stuff.

Brilliant woman. People will be careful before assuming what she means.

Tallesty, how do I get this chilled keg of Palmwine across to you? Meeeeen! You garrit!

harristo:
So you want David mark to come back abi?
The so called experienced David mark was once a small boy, I mean first timer.

Lol. I'm talking about Akpabio. The Senate rules disallows a first timer to become a Senate leader but they broke the rule to install him. Since then they have been losing.

octopusfreaky:
hummm watt about the curves or do we have men wtt curves

I believe the one facing the man is the FIRST point of contact. Very important.

The best way to protest would be to vote for him in the rerun. The tribunal sacked him simply based on violence and irregularities.

Let's see Wike pull this off without the backing of the police and armed thugs.