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I’m watching the show and listening to ogene music in one ear and drinking beer at the same time.

Waiting for Laycon to receive the grand prize. The only prize actually.


Enjoyment will not kee me.

600 years of enjoyment for you Vee baby. You are a good friend.

Brethren,






I’m just here to drink to Laycon’s success.

The bigotry displayed by several clannish elements in this thread could not make a dent in his victory. Even though you gathered in undue hatred to form different alliances, he emerged successful against you all.

That must have hurt like hell.


Anyway, Laycon is not the source of your pain or whatever it is that fuels your hate.


It was simply his turn for greatness.


Class dismissed.

Luftwaffe:
This only proves that Nairaland bans are tools of oppression & suppression.
If OP truly broke the Nairaland rules, no amount of begging should let him off the hook. This simply shows he was illegally banned by the moderator.
Now, how many more Nairaland accounts have suffered same fate in silence?

SMH

Bro, when the “hook” is a 19 year ban? Come on. Nobody deserves that.

That’s a reckless way to find out.

Palema007:
Well you aren't the only one in this.. I hate excessive and unnecessary touching or tapping too. The one I find extremely annoying is when someone laugh and slap or lean on you. I try to avoid people i know can't do without touching,, some will even forget their hands on you while talking.

Well most times when this happen, i only stare at the person's hands on me for a while then look directly into the person's eyes. Any one with a working brain will get the message, either i do that or create notable distance between us while conversing. I don't have time for Alaye.

I see we are alike in a few things. But your own is stronger than mine.

I have friend who must poke you in the arm to emphasise every damn sentence. One day I will punch him in the eye. That thing irritates the hell out of me.

19-year ban .

Mods don’t care if you were insulted first. They ban as they see fit. Just enjoy the 19 years. At least it’s not 600 years.

Dm for price irritates me. And when I am forced to Dm you, my guard is up. Any slight hiccup and I’m backing out

I keep seeing people telling OP to mind his business. Like this isn’t his business. Like this is not his SISTER!

Her husband is unfaithful and you want him to let his sister continue to be disrespected like this? For what? To protect the marriage? The marriage that the husband has already polluted with his affairs?

Now I understand why there are so many toxic marriages in this country. People celebrate the years spent together more than the years spent together in happiness and faithfulness.

You guys just want to celebrate 50 years of marriage regardless of how happy the marriage is. You only care about the accolades you’d receive from other people instead of your own happiness.

I see words like homebreaker and home wrecker. Like the man hasn’t broken his home already?


This is why I love my family. They will tell me shît even when they know it would hurt me. They will always have my back and trust my decisions and stand by me.

You guys must have grown up among enemies for you to normalise betraying your own siblings like this.

Zane2point4:
God is really with this boy

What a time to be the HOH.
Those that despised you and called you mobstick head can now see.


But dont be a SIMP' like Ozo, don't go looking for Erica if you win.

He won’t even try it. Finer, more intelligent babes will surround him once he wins. Unless he wants me to knock his head.

Laycon omo ologo 5G.

And his superiors will find a way to hush things up. Naija police is useless.

This is yet another reason some nairalanders rejoice at the death, injury or misfortune of police officers.

They are wicked. They are oppressors. One day, they will meet their misfortune in wholesale quantities. Our politicians oppress us with lies and embezzlement and our SARS officers oppress us with the butts of their rifles and the bullets from weapons. SARS officers should all be jailed and the department scrapped entirely.


If your papa na SARS, just forget it. Only God can save you from a life of misfortune because your papa has committed grievous sins.

Too many bitter people hating on Laycon for no reason other than his looks. Your vile animosity has endeared more people to him.

We as adults say “Don’t judge a book by its cover” but it appears that no longer matters to you guys. Well, that’s your personal problem.


The universe has deemed it fit to reward Laycon with success in the presence of his enemies.

He will soar and haters will be consumed by their hatred.



Laycon is favoured.

Omo ologo 5G.

Damn!

The memes are crazy on twitter tonight.

Only if you’re a pîmp. And, pîmps don’t even love their hœs.

She wants to make him jealous.

It will backfire.

Very possible for a number of reasons.

The guy doesn’t want to force her. The sad thing is he has played into her hands.

dukeprince50:
Femi doesn't proof anything.
Both parties need to spend in a relationship.

How about she tells u to ask ur mother for sex? U must have a strong financial muscle if u wanna start a relationship. don't think she will just sex u, cook for u, wash ur things and u won't even think of spoiling her even a bit

Comparing sex with money? Lol!

What the OP said is valid. You cannot go about “billing” your boyfriend. Billing does not imply a gift. It means she is demanding for a gift like she has a right to it. That is irritating.

Every woman has a bit of syphilis in her? And her mother reiterated that lie?

Bro count yourself lucky that it’s syphilis and not HIV. At least you know you won’t marry her. That’s a win. Cos someone like her would give you another man’s children to raise as your own.

This is the kind of guy who gets the girls. Ghost her then appear suddenly to flirt with her and fill her head this erotic images then disappear again. This boy na bastàrd.


This girl has already off pant in the realm of the spirit. Just remain to fulfil it physically.


She knows he will knack her and leave her, yet she won’t run away. Why? Because na so woman dey do. They see the truth but would rather create a lie in their heads and choose to believe it.

Run away from them.

They cannot add value to your life. They will only cause you pain. A word is enough.

Barrister George, Thank you o.

600 years of blessings for you.

Palema007:
Afro knight seriously the matter carry weight... But here's my own opinion ooo. I will never marry into a family I'm not wanted. If my man's family aren't in support of my relationship with their son, nah to carry bag dey go ooo.

Yes I know people would advice op to go ahead, that He is the one marrying not his family. But take note most times people who give such advice are Men. Sadly these Men don't know what Women go through when their husbands family don't accept them. If the op were to be a lady I would have typed more. But he isn't he won't understand.

All I can say is, for the lady's sake he should do all he can to make sure his family accept her before MARRYING her. If they don't he should let her go. He will be doing more harm to that lady than good if he go ahead to marry her without his family's acceptance. My own perspective based what I've seen happen around, moreover in my tribe we believe marriage is between in-laws don't blame me if I take In-laws opinion too seriously.

Well said. We marry into families.

Some battles are not worth it at all. It’s just a pity he won’t be sure if the next girlfriend would be half as good as the present babe.

This life no balance at all.

mariahAngel:
Dude, you're one indecisive fella!

You kept going back and forth.

The matter heavy na. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. I just highlighted the pros and cons. He will decide.

So you are using this username now? Palema is that you?

First they took her as a hostage then violated her to death. This is why SARS needs to be scrapped! The independence given to these rogue officers is too much!

Hopefully this will touch our lawmakers. We need serious police reform. Our officers can take anybody’s life anytime.

Don’t objectify women, don’t objectify women, yet see this one looking like a delicious snack.

She’s fine sha. Any guy going for her won’t be expecting anything less than stress. It’s part of the package.

My mother was strict almost like that when I was a kid and a little tribalistic even though she had friends from other tribes. She has changed sha. Also, there is hardly any devoted Christian or Muslim who wouldn’t frown at their children getting married to people of other faiths. The ones that intermarry are often not spiri koko in practising their religion.

I would tell you to damn the consequences and marry the babe but you just said you’re not even sure her parents would accept you.

See ehn, there are red flags everywhere.

The way you described your babe is making me jealous cos single ladies like that are not many. Will you leave her for the unknown? Do you know if it’s one nagging, “I-never-chop”, pretty-face, banging-body, problematic babe you would jam next?

I do not think ushering your wife into a family, where her mother in-law is against her, is a good option, especially when the problem is something as fundamental as religion.

You are between a rock and a hard place.

In your shoes, I think I would damn the consequences. Young women like her are scarce bro. Hopefully your mum will come around. But if she can get one or two supporters like your dad or any of your siblings, bro, e go hard o.

But again Bro, to be honest, I don’t really know what you should do. This one hard.

Let me invite palema007 to settle this matter.

Girls grow up to be fairer. Boys grow up to be darker. Except Bobrisky though.

So family members still do this matchmaking sh!t. Woman na woman. Different cultures, different languages, but same gender bro. Remember that.


I read somewhere that arranged marriages work better. Just be honest with her.

majamajic:
No , past tense of bath is bathed

Pronounced Baffed , beited is wrong , nengi was wrong , Neo corrected her anyway

Pronounced what?