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You people evicted the wrong guy. Tony Umez Pro Max should have gone home.

Damn!

Anyway, we meuve!

Ozo is a case study.

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Backwardness

Acidosis:
You mean your lecturer taught you how to design a Gantt chart.

Una go just dey pretend like say no be the same Nigeria some of us studied

Bro, what if I told you yes, would you believe? Bro, Nigerian education is serve yourself. Your lecturers give you pointers, you develop yourself. I would have explained why that chart is important in my discipline but this account is strictly for enjoyment.

What you said was just too much of a reach. Calm down. Nigeria spoil o but e never reach like dat.

Acidosis:
Did I just hear Ozo talk about Gantt chart??


Dude truly schooled abroad.

Because of Gantt chart? Loike, come on! Nigeria no bad reach loike dat na.

topboss1:
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U ARE SO DUMB IT IS ALMOST ON THE SAME LEVEL AS OZO STUPIDITY.


U FORGET EVERYTHING IS ON CAMERA.


HOW MANY TIMES DID DEY ASK NENGI WAT SHE WAS DOING WITH OZO?


HER REPLY IS ON CAMERA.


TRY TO DEY TALK PROPORTIONATELY.


NO DEY TALK PASS YOURSELF. [/s]

Who be dis one?

It appears you are pained. Is it Nengi’s yansh or Ozo’s bumshorts that’s tickling you?

Remain in pain.

peacettw:
Was waiting for someone to point this out. Indeed being pretty or handsome can make the most grevious of sins tolerable.

Imagine say na Laycon give Erica this kind close marking. Day and night, holding her hands against her will, running and jumping on her laps, being in her face loike every second.

Omo!

They would dash him 3 strikes at once. Police will even enter the house and escort him out.

Ozo should respect himself before this babe decides to say she was touched against her will.

To be honest, fine boy status is protecting Ozo from the backlash he would have gotten.

Men get slammed with lawsuits for this kind of creepy behaviour.

Ozo don’t let this your “one kind” love put you in trouble.



This ikebe go put you trouble, o oh ikebe.

Palema007:
If guys do this, I mean ask ladies to pay for their transport and bills, seriously no one will put a gun to their heads. But These guys will rather pay up, create the "big man" image, try to satisfy the women but will come online to wail and cry. No one is forcing them to do more than they can, but trust the guys who needs validation from women to do more than they are capable of then cry in silent in their rooms and openly on anonymous forums.

That said, ladies don't ask Men out, it hardly ever happen. So if guys want ladies to pay bills on first date, then they should wait till ladies ask them out and wish to spend time with them. Very simple!

Ladies have asked me out before, but somehow, I would end up paying for the dates.

Nigerian ladies no get shame. Now, me too I no come get shame again. Shameless jam shameless.

We move!

Lawrry:
Bobrisky??

What I thought at first!

I had to calm down to read the headline again. My brain was playing tricks on me.

Francisayo:
Like seriously I dont like military, not even at this time d security of Naija is nothing to write home about.....abt d travelling i can't stop her in just wondering what will be my fate as shes d only one I've ever been with and I'm faithful with her, furthermore i Iove her so much

Things don’t always turn out the way we plan them. That’s life. Distance puts a lot of strains on relationships. So buckle up. Your relationship is about to be tested.

Don’t stand in her way bro. She wants to be a soldier? That’s good. She wants to relocate? That’s better. Just give her good vibes. Show support and mean it.

These people have just earmarked another set of funds to share among themselves. Later they would come up with phantom figures.

Ozo!

This guy just wasted his slot on this show. Can biggie just dash him one more strike for wearing bum shorts or some other flimsy reason. Let him go home and wait for Nengi since he’s not ready to act like a MAN with self esteem.

Tony Umez own sef no critical reach like this na.

The way he’s going, even Dora won’t want him anymore, that’s if she hasn’t lost interest already.

This kind of behaviour only irritates the babe and pushes her away. I feel for his fans and team. They have the tough job of rationalising his irrational actions.

The only saving grace Ozo has is his physical appearance. If na guy wey no fine, biggie for don chase am comot for stalking. Nengi’s fans would have called him a predator or something.

This is creepy.

I wonder how many times and how many different ways Nengi has to tell him No before he gets the message. He should collect his L and move on.

BigJoe29:


Dear women, please stop disturbing us with I stood by him when he had nothing, build your own life it is not a crime for a woman to have money or to be in authority.

Always resist the urge to shalaye.

Thank you bro. It’s the hard truth but it needed to be said.

Your Yoruba name is “Oriyomi”.

You narrowly escaped.

Fear women.

It must be really difficult to be in Team Ozo right now. Your boy get coconut head. E nor dey hear word.

Following yansh up and down. Woman wrapper.

You forgot to mention that he is a male feminist.


Male feminists have something they are overcompensating for. Watch them closely.

Na Nairaland you come dey find babe? You just jump in without first interacting with the babes here?

Good luck to you. Shine your eye well. May you not end up mistakenly falling for man here. E no go funny.

Palema007:
Why expose Afro knight's prewedding pictures nah?

That husband carry cane ni sha.


Auntie, that’s not me o. Abeg o.

Kudos to Zenith bank. Dem try.

Your question is skewed. It assumes your mother is a sadist.

There is always a reason for the animosity your mother has towards your wife. Don’t overlook the signs. Your behaviour may be a part of that reason.

Political power and religion are siblings in Nigeria.Thats why pastors can threaten people on TV and get away with it.

You said dangerous? Why are you angry bro?

It’s sad that some people brush morning and night and still have it. It is not always a hygiene issue. I guess food intake triggers the bad breath even after brushing properly.



There was this chick I was slightly feeling at some point. I was uncertain about dating her but one day I decided to just do it and damn the consequences. We went on a movie date. I didn’t notice her bad breath until we kissed. I tried to stretch the kiss for at least 10 seconds but damn! I couldn’t. It was overpowering.

I eventually found a way to dilute the “feelings” she had for me. After a while, we naturally settled for being friends.

Halitosis is one of my fears when I meet fine chicks that I really like. It’s a deal breaker.

Ozo won’t hear word.

Don’t go and form romantic only for your gesture to be interpreted as sexual assault.

Guy jazz up.

Do you know what led to their break up? That knowledge might help you understand why he still contacts her and feels like he owes her or whatever.


I feel what you’re observing in him is more like “loyalty” rather than “feelings” for her.

The truth is, you know you can’t leave him. You want him. Also, if you beg him from now till next year, he won’t stop contacting her. There is something they both share that he is not about to relinquish.

If you want to marry him, better not think too much on his relationship with his ex. You say he’s a nice guy with a good heart. Have you met many single men that fit that description? They say nobody is indispensable though. You decide the truth of that.

Ozo matter don tire me.

Big brother should bring in one fake housemate to distract this guy from Nengi.

I feel for him cos I know the power of yansh. But come on! If na one ugly boy dey disturb woman like dis, woke people for don talk say na “coercion” abi “rapey” behaviour. Leave her alone.

Ozo! Guy, stand fit.

Biggie needs to rescue this young man.

temiitayo:
I don’t watch Bbn but I think Erica has a cool and calm personality. Wish her all the best and hopefully Kiddwaya will hook her up

Hookes law ni.

Moving on...

Palema007:
Taarh! That's why you don't have girlfriend at 57

Don’t babe-shame me. I go activate 600 years for you o.