₦airaland Forum

Nigerians and their psychotic sentimentality. Is age an achievement? Really what did you do to attain the she other than the coitus your parents did to bring you into this world. It's not the number of years you live but the quality of life. Have you not seen 30 year olds that are more matured than this in their 50s? Thus is the reason why young people are not given a chance. Imagine parents choosing who a 30-year old should marry. Free Duncan mighty abeg. We have so much puffed up pride yet empty heads

sparkle6:
What? Indian tech can never be compared to niaja o. those guys have high standard in education. They focus more on math for comp. scientist. India has one of the best programmers o.

Of course I agree. But India also has a high piverty rate and many of it's cistuzens praying at visa temples to emigrate to the west

TWoods:
Lol you're a joke. You have a visa interview, that you've been aware of for weeks. An interview that cost you in terms of an application fee, fees for standardized exams and air tickets. This interview is literally the crux on which your future hangs... and you were late for it... and we are the ones with the problem for not understanding why you were late? It seems to me that some people simply make comments, just for the sake of it. Don't worry, when he gets to the US, he should expect his professor to understand why he was late to his exam, although i worry that their "high learning" might not qualify them to understand.

I thought Americans were picky about being on time, then i went for a meeting in Germany... Nigerians were still sleeping.

I've just read 2 pages but from your comments, I LOVE YOU.

Merimental:
he is just lucky to be in an encouraging environs..we hav his type in naija but no enabling environs/sponsors..

India is not more enabling than Nigeria. It is our attitude towards creativity and innovation that is holding us back. Here we proritize paper certificates instead of skills and creativity

Smart people are using social media to work from home and diversifying their sources of income and this one is here yarning trash. Can an Uber driver in Enugu make up to 300k a month? Or can a make up artists in onitsha make 150k from tying gele? Abeg speak for yourself. If Lagos no favour you, no generalize am abeg

afroxyz:
Good day to everyone. Please u have some questions and I need your advice.

What are the best materials for verbal and quant?

How much do they cost?

Where can I purchase them (in Lagos)

Where can I attend lessons (in lagos)?

Or better still who has free recent copies to share.

Also I intend writing my GRE by November. Would it be too late but then because the deadline for my prospective University is December 5th.

Thanks

Please can someone answer

Good day to everyone. Please u have some questions and I need your advice.

What are the best materials for verbal and quant?

How much do they cost?

Where can I purchase them (in Lagos)

Where can I attend lessons (in lagos)?

Or better still who has free recent copies to share.

Also I intend writing my GRE by November. Would it be too late but then because the deadline for my prospective University is December 5th.

Thanks

How much did they pay you for this PR?

Judging from some comments here it is not surprising why these politicians take us for a joke. What the hell does a wrist band have to do with the VP?

I still love him for this political dexterity

iphanyiuma:
so Kenya is not an African country...why do you enjoy being dumb fool

Seems your geography teacher forgot to point out the difference between a continent and a country. A simple Google search would have hidden your absymal ignorance

I want to write GRE by Oct/Nov. Is it too late to start preparing given the timeline?

Also does GRE do negative marking?

Thanks

iphanyiuma:
The entire African country is sick

Mumu. Africa is not a country

frugal:
To each his own. You can even help to bottle feed and back the baby while waiting for the mother upstairs to finish her make up.

You can offer an excellent customer service without resorting to servitude.

So offering to help your customer load their luggage is servitude, and you are supposed to be offering a service? Mtsheww

ameristu:
It is now clear that partners are the most important piece in this business than the drivers because a partner owner can decide not to give his car to any driver and drive himself on his free time, whereas a driver without a car can never drive himself if the partner doesn't give him a car.

It is now a normal thing for drivers to act sober when collecting the car and change afterwards collecting the car by talking to you the way they never did before collecting the car.

Abeg make we hear word. Everybody is important in the business

Is nairaland posting news or gossip?

That you have been in HR for 6 years doesn't make your processes right. First name and surname in email.address, not even email identity. You guys are jokers.

OfficialAPCNig:
Sorry, we ain't just recruiting for competence. LinkedIn can offer us people who are more qualified than you.

We look at a lot of things, character inclusive.

Sorry. Ive transcended beyond the labour market. Try other people that don't place value on themselves

majekdom2:
either you have no work experience or you just want to be funny. Hire more hands?? For who? You?? When there are a thousand and one candidate that have been professional with the right skills and can do the job better than you. Lols.. you see why they say many of you ar unemployable. You are not ready to learn. Who told you its just this part of the world .
Put unprofessional email address in CVS on Google and see results for yourself

Employable you say? Of course I'm not employable. How much una fit pay me. I'm already an employer. If there are 1001 people with the right skills and can do the job, then the op should leran from them. As for you digging the trenches in another man's dream, keep learning on how to be a good employee.

earthsong:
u stay on the island??

Most likely. Try am for mainland you go know how far

stacyadams:
..my 2nd week on Uber ..I get request 4 airport..I come track the rider(babe).she ask me 4 xchange rate..I tell am to use google..I tell am I wan pay for parking ticket as queue plenty make she wait..I don pay finish ,she say she wan see her people make I giv am 5 minutes..she come back ,na so we dey approach car,put load inside boot..to start car,she say make I wait as she and aboki dey count moni..I dey play my tupac..them count finish .as we wan Comot again..she say she wan put her moni for boot..from inside I open boot ..trip don start as we dey approach v.i.she say make I gist am..we don start gist na so I run pass traffic dis na around 11pm..next tin police patrol car block us....say make I drop d girl make we dey go station..meanwhile one officer sit inside car wit d babe..after delay las las dem collect moni.i drop d bae for her hotel ..begin go house....next day I dey mainland ,she call me say ..ehn .the money wey aboki give am short..aboki scam am and d moni plenty..say make I come carry am go airport make she go report..I blow go vi carry am to airport ..she Cum tell me for car say if I no come,say she 4 suspect me...I ask am weda I know wen she go meet aboki?..we go dere she no see d aboki ,na so we go bak .v.i .i drop am..collect fare..this work fit put person for serious wahala

Nigerians like to blame everyone but themselves

googlelove:
Mention me if you can write football articles like this.

I can even write it better than you. But for how much?

Can he spell rule of law

majekdom2:
the essence of a CV is to get you to the interview stage. There are over a ten of Cvs to review for a position, some get over a thousand. The least you can do is help yourself. This is common sense. Okay, keep debating. Until you understand that some rules don't actually make sense but they need to be followed, you will keep having this mentality of "value". Disclamers are about race, religion, sexual preference, social status, gender, geographical location.. they are never about how you present yourself on your CV. If you present yourself as unprofessional, you are kicked out!!

Helping yourself by using under-handed tactics? If the recruiter is overwelmed by the number of applications he should hire more hands, take more time to peruse or resign from the job. We apply sentiments to a lot of things in this part of the world.

Halifaxguy:
If you like follow all the above stated rules, if the hiring manager does not like you, no show for you. Getting jobs these days some times lies on networking with the right persons who have a say in the hiring decision. These rules you stated do not apply in every situations.
More so, you are among those arrogant recruiters we have nowadays, why should you judge a candidate on the basis of his email address name...? Doing so is unfair to the candidate. How does email address name affects the candidate's experience and skills, so far a candidate meet the job qualification requirements, he should be given the chance to sale his candidacy.

Don't mind all these useless recruiters. They believe that the are doing a favour fir the applicant forgetting that they themselves are employed

majekdom2:
your email address says something about your person. Take for instance bigbutt@gmail.com... what comes to your mind first. Take away the sentiments. If you have worked in a multinational company as claimed, you should know what process is. Screening out un professionalism is not in anyway mudane. Personality is something recruiters look out for aside your qualifications and experience. If you are to be an Hr personnel, you will be trained more about this. So let someone with experience in this field advise people. You can advice people in your field. You don't need to tell people how to do their job. And the email address is not just a Nigerian things!

You guys are a hypocritical lot. It's your type that wouldn't give a guy a job because he smokes or drinks. Focus on what the person can deliver. Is that not the core. Does using an email tell a lot about my dreams or aspirations? And yes, I would tell him how to do his job since he decided to bring his parochial shit to social media

LaudableXX:
And so? Why not hire additional hands to tackle the job? Or is it a crime? Or can't you use apps to screen the CVs? And why not spread the exercise of reviewing those applications over a couple of weeks, so that you can devote enough time to the task? Due to your laziness, you devised an underhand strategy to reduce your workload, and you are trying to present that crafty strategy as the gold standard of operations, for HR recruiters. Abeg, park well!

No mind am. Using sentiments to do his job.

OfficialAPCNig:
Use A Professional Email Address

I don't about other Recruiters, but for me, a stupid email address will never earn an invite from me.

What the heck are, Chizzybaby@gmail.com, Zainab4luv@yahoo.com? Seriously, these ain't email anyone seriously looking for job should be associating with.

Personally, I prefer emails with the applicants' full name or first name.

Try as much as possible not to use numbers in your email address, only when necessary.

Something like this is manageable, LekanAzeez86@gmail.com but Lekan86@gmail.com is unacceptable to me.

Officiallekan@gmail.com, IamLekan@gmail.com, LekanOfficial@gmail.com are all acceptable to me.

Seriously you Nigerian recruites are full of poo. It is your type that values paper qualification over compentence. How does one's email affect his/her competence and ability to deliver on the job. Why do we always allow sentiments to becloud our judgement?

OSCARTM:
And to think that the lawyer to the driver is asking for just #10M in damages is absurd! after two broken fingers?!!
I wish I knew the driver, there are lawyers I will recommend to him who will gladly follow-up with the case without taking a dime from him!

Please can you refer me

Firstly, I don't believe this 'news'. No credible source was quoted. The journalist didn't give names. All the report kept saying was 'the source'. Which source? Ok, My own souce said it's a lie.

Secondly, the FG can't force them to reconvene. The Senate is meant to be independent. Any other argument going forward is null and void.

Aaronsrod:
His race is of no concern.

All we need to know is that He will carry us home to sit and rule with Him after this Blood Moons.

Of course. A white man coming to save your demented ass. Hahahahahaha

infinitygod87:
I dreamt about Rapture last week Sunday... It was fearful.I heard a loud trumpet blown from the sky and saw the face of the Lord Jesus Christ appears from the clouds...everyone was shocked full of fear and I cried in my dream because I was caught aware.( I wokeup in fear ,this will be the third time I will dreaming about rapture in 4years)

You saw the face of Jesus? Which face did you actually see? The face of the white Caucasian that has been sold to us as the face of Jesus? If that's the face you saw, your dream is a sham