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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

The 2 real GOATS, not that proud niggarr with a frog's voice who doesnt know how to write his own songs and keeps shouting for nothing.

My 2 favorite things nowadays.

1 Smoking plenty weed

2 listening to Burna's Twice as tall album

Anyday anytime, twice a day every week days.
RomanceRe: Guys Advice Me. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:57pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

A real gee don't crave for pussy like you do.

You pussy ass niggarr.

My advice, smoke like 2 wraps of weed and review the whole situation I'm sure you'd come up with a way to fvck the bitch
SportsRe: Eto’o: If Messi Decides To Leave, We Have To Change Barcelona’s Name by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:52pm On Aug 18, 2020
grin

The fvck

niggarr!!

Exaggerations my guy, I'd never drop my weed for anything in this life. I literally said weed is my bestie.

You nor fit understand


143WaZoBia:
Lol. Slawomir wanna. You don’t smoke weed or you won’t chose a footballer over weed, a real nigga don’t even give up weed for konji
SportsRe: Ballybrack Announce Fernando Nuno La-Fuente's Death While He's Still Alive by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:39pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Wetin no go shock Buhari.

When i think say electricity nah the only thing wey fit shock me for this life, something just pop.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Got Married After Dating Her Husband For "15 Days" by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:34pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

If that marriage last 15 weeks, I go turn SIMP
CelebritiesRe: Kumbalee Makeover Dies 2 Weeks After His Birthday In Lagos by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:22pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!!

RIP man. Death is inevitably inevitable.

Live your life to the fullest, I hope the late dude did that.

Everybody gat to die one day. Burna don talk am!!

Make I go smoke one wrap while listening to wetin dey sup and 23 off Burna's Twice as Tall.
RomanceRe: Masturbation 101-strictly For Masturbators !!! by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:21pm On Aug 18, 2020
Preciousgirl:
Good morning house
Hope you are good

Do you masturbate?
When you masturbate, do you picture someone?
Do you consequently develop affection for the fellow you have picturing?

What advise will you genuinely give someone who is being tempted to masturbate?

Thank you
The fvck!!

Masturbation is healthy!!

You don't have to picture someone when there are zillions of sexy pictures to arouse you. But then picturing someone ain't bad to tbh.

Nah i do not think one develops feelings just like that. You could probably have feelings for the fellow before the act right.

Do what you think is right, weigh the pros and the cons, addiction could be a bitch though!!
SportsRe: Eto’o: If Messi Decides To Leave, We Have To Change Barcelona’s Name by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck

Niggarr!

Very true Samuel. You deserve a wrap from me.

The god of football himself, Messi. All due reverence!!

I'm gonna make sure I build a sanctuary in Messi's name so children can come and pray to be blessed and play soccer like this god in human form.

Messi is inarguably my GOAT anyday anytime twice on a weekday if you ask me.

Ronaldo and the rest should go and suck a dick!!!

Who has scored 90+ goals in a year again?? Go and argue with your fore fathers.

If i have to choose between Messi and my weed, I'd go for the former even if the latter is my bestie, that's how much Messi is great.


Modified

Weed over everything abeg!!

Weed is life!!
RomanceRe: What Do You Want To Do Before You Die In Your Life? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:39am On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Fvck a white pussy after smoking plenty weed.

Be the biggest goddamned anonymous fraudster in the world

Lift millions out of poverty.

Be the 2nd Nigerian to go to space.

Smoking at least 5 wraps of weed twice a day every week day while listening to Burna boy's 23
SportsRe: David Silva To Be Immortalised With Statue Outside Etihad Stadium by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:49am On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Racist City. How about Yaya Toure??

Fvck them whites anyday anytime twice every weekday.
CrimeRe: Bauchi DPO Tortures 2 People To Death For Stealing Chicken by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:33pm On Aug 17, 2020
hkidola00:
which year was ur rems den?
2015
RomanceRe: Help Am About To Faint by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:30pm On Aug 17, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

If you faint, you go still wake up, no fret!
CrimeRe: Bauchi DPO Tortures 2 People To Death For Stealing Chicken by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:41pm On Aug 17, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

This news reignited memories from my remedial days at Fufu in Kwara State(Unilorin). It was crazy, a foolish act that could have gone wrong in every sense.

Me and my partner in crime decided to steal a full grown fowl belonging to some Fulani community in the village.

We was caught in the act and was giving a hot chase. We ran for our lives with every calorie of energy in us. We most likely could have been killed by those marauders in the bush. We was very lucky.

The Yoruba elders in the village came to our rescue as the Fulani marauders woundnt give in, they wanted the two boys. They had the other guy clothes and promised to do something fetish against him. My guy was stricken with fear for a very long time.

Adventures upon adventures in those six months at Fufu LGA. I should open a thread on it.
RomanceRe: Hi Am New In Nairaland ....am I Welcomed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:40pm On Aug 17, 2020
mc4talkative:
My name is jay jay ,i will be glad if AM gladly welcomed
The fvck

Niggarr!!

"I would be glad if I am" is the right thing to type

You no try at all.

You're definitely not welcome here.

Get lost
RomanceRe: My Mum Should Have Disowned Me by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:04pm On Aug 16, 2020
My favorite quote from Frank in the tv series Shameless.

Once an addict, always an addict!

I still never grad after like 6 years for uni cos of gambling(virtual). Na only project dey stall me o. Any small money I see, I go just go gamble. If I win, na to just dey drink and carry women. When money finish, I go remember say project still dey. Was just going round circles, infact I'm still going round circles. The covid-19 break no let me know my stand for school sef.

My project supervisor nearly lose her job because of me. She go score me and I no submit anything.

My matter don tire me sef. Everybody don lose hope for my matter but I no fret!

I will pick up the pieces and bounce back. Im very optimistic.

I understand your predicament cos i have been there. I nearly jump inside lake before cos of frustrations after I lost so much one night that was the lowest I have ever been.
FamilyRe: Wearing Buba / Agbada As An American Married To A Nigerian by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:11am On Aug 13, 2020
Mancala:
Ekaso y'all? That's straight up gangsta dude grin. JK, kudos on making an effort to speak the lingo.
If your intent is to please/ make your wife happy, only you can answer the question. But I can give you some practical tips to help you figure this out. First, the full native wear comprising of the buba (shirt), sokoto (trousers) and agbada (flowing wide sleeved robe) is equivalent in formality to wearing a three piece suit (if you're old school) or just a regular 2 piece suit. But there's a further twist to it. The type of material the native wear is made of also determines the degree of formality. In general (old school thinking), the "Ankara" material would be at the lower end of the formalilty spectrum whilst "aso oke" would be at the higher end of it. But these days, there are real fancy Ankara materials that could pass for formal.

My questions for you are thus: How did your wife react to your wearing a suit to pick her up at the airport and going directly to a fancy restaurant? Do you think she may have felt underdressed or wanted to change out of her travel clothes to match you? Did she enjoy the experience? If she did, then go for it with the Nigerian clothes. But this time, bring her a change of clothes, perhaps bring her matching Nigerian outfit so y'all are both dressed up. You may also up the ante and research a good Nigerian restaurant in your neck of the woods. Call ahead and have them prepare her favorite Nigerian dishes. I am yet to meet a Nigerian in the diaspora who does not miss Nigerian food! Lastly, if you've had any experience wearing an agbada, you know that it takes a certain level of Pizzaz to pull it off effectively. It's really not suited for the tasks of fetching luggage and rolling or carrying any distance through the airport, especially if its of the "aso oke" variety. Feel free to leave the agbada in the car and wear only the buba and sokoto if that makes it easier to go get her. Good luck and let us know how it went. We're rooting for ya cheesy

One last thing. Some folks have strong sentimental feelings about their wedding outfits and may not want them worn anyhow. Figure this out first that your wife will not go nuts if you wore your wedding attire out to pick her up from the airport. Maybe go with the non wedding attire?
Wetin happen wey you drop epistle?

Shalaye fc grin
RomanceRe: Foods To Eat Before Sex by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:22am On Aug 12, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

La click la unstan Laycon, and that's not possible grin
RomanceRe: I'm Shocked To See Ozo In Big Brother Naija by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:37pm On Aug 10, 2020
solonubinho:
Lol @ your Moniker. You're obviously not an alpha.
ok

So how would i be an Alpha like this?
PoliticsRe: FG Extends Phase Two Of Eased Lockdown By One Week by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:59am On Aug 05, 2020
tot:
Common thief. I'm sure you carry gun at night. NL has become a haven for robbers like you. Your doomsday is around the corner.

Thief. Disgrace of a human being. Mschew
The fvck

Guess who's back, your worst nightmare

Gonna be unleashing the trolls on you

Just wait and see grin

You go report, you go tire!
PoliticsRe: FG Extends Phase Two Of Eased Lockdown By One Week by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:05pm On Jul 27, 2020
tot
RomanceRe: *masturbation* I Need Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:39pm On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Masturbation is healthy as long as you don't wankk like 10 times in 24 hours grin

Y'all should stop typing your craps, masturbation does no harm. Jeez!

Real niggarrs masturbate, if they don't get pussy to fvck. Pussy over masturbation though anyday anytime thrice on a weekday. grin
RomanceRe: What A Man Told His Wife Who Asked For Marriage Anniversary Celebration by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:34pm On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Big ups to that man, he said his mind.

Women are something else, she probably deserved what came to her
PoliticsRe: FG Extends Phase Two Of Eased Lockdown By One Week by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:08pm On Jul 27, 2020
tot:
Don't worry, continue. It's a question of time, you will jam your destruction eventually. Bloody thief.
Your blowing hot air and for nothing. I hustle smart, i ain't gonna jam nada grin

And I'm coming clean. My profits from investment in crypto will pay your bills bitch

I'm cleaning my money, I'm going legit. E shock you abi grin

It's called being street smart bitch, send me a mail, let's have fun together grin
PoliticsRe: FG Extends Phase Two Of Eased Lockdown By One Week by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:45pm On Jul 27, 2020
tot:
Na wa. No conscience again in this world.

If they did nothing wrong, would they be hunted? Continue calling fraud hustle you hear. Common thieves. Mschew.
Survival of the fittest my dear. It's natural selection

Na your kind dey enjoy yahoo money sef.

So stop forming what you aren't.

So you know, conscience died a long time ago, init grin
PoliticsRe: FG Extends Phase Two Of Eased Lockdown By One Week by AFvckingAlpha(m): 5:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

How jobless Nigerians are surviving with zero palliatives is a mystery

Which way Nigeria??

Thank goodness the US rolled out millions in dollars as palliatives, at least some Nigerians got their share of the largesse and eased the burden yet they are hunted.

To them boys out there, hustle anonymously, and help folks, the benefits are still coming.
RomanceRe: 20 Things You Should Never Do As A Woman by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:27pm On Jul 27, 2020
Phenomenal16:
.m a Lady
I want to do it trmw
I thought you said at church, yesterday.

I guess you freaked out grin
RomanceRe: 20 Things You Should Never Do As A Woman by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:14pm On Jul 27, 2020
Phenomenal16:
..OK oo
I want to ask this simple question
A guy I was once in a relationship with ....I gave him a gift on Saturday
So, he haven't called or texted to show appreciation
Should I confront him trmw in church or I should leave it
Is it against the rule too
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Did you confront the niggarr?? grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Give 10k Each To 5 Ladies by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:09pm On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

You don spend 10k on top yourself first??

Stop dey mumu online.

Grow the fvck up bitch ass nigga
RomanceRe: My Cousin Is A Simp. Help by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:03pm On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

You gotta ff your intuition. Do anything to fvcking protect your blood, i repeat anything apart from taking the bitch life.

She lacks manners, Jeez!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Exports $81.48bn Electricity On Credit As Country’s Blackout Persists by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:29am On Jul 27, 2020
Ok
PoliticsRe: Akin Alabi To Artist Who Shared An Artwork Of Him & Ajimobi "I Don't Like It" by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:29am On Jul 27, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

The art ain't bad tbh, I don't why Akin Alabi didn't like it. He probably tagged him at the wrong time. Be like say person don chop big for nairabet this weekend grin

My word for the artiste: Do not be dampened, your talent is amazing. I wish you all the best.

Stop drawing Afonja people, they won't help your career grin, draw Don Jazzy and see how your life would be lifted.

Make una no take am personal, nah just cruise

Slawomir just pass me sk.

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