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PoliticsRe: $500 Million Chinese Loan Already Approved, Probe Unnecessary - Reps by AFvckingAlpha(m): 6:04am On Aug 25, 2020
Clean2016:
If they ask you for the oil block. Hope you will tell us
It is no secret, Mister!

Your not just informed. Go and sit down somewhere boy.
PoliticsRe: $500 Million Chinese Loan Already Approved, Probe Unnecessary - Reps by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Reps don gock am! Too late!

Buhari and Amaechi have succeeded in selling Nigeria to the Chinese all in the name of development.

The Chinese have two oil blocks in the Niger-Delta in return for Mambila HEP project and the Lagos-Ibadan railway line. That one never do, yet, we are still borrowing more. E be things o!

Buhari wants to strangulate the future of our beloved country with the backing of the useless APC stalwarts. Bunch of nitwits.

China get sense o. Nigeria be like small pikin sha, and nah wetin small pikin like they kill am. No be only Nigeria sha, other african nations sef don sell their life to China. Sudan, Angola, Mozambique etc. To the Zimbabweans lusting after the modern railway In Nigeria, the good news is you still have your country, bad news is your country is still backwards. But don't fret, we are still in the same bracket " The Zero thinking countries crap countries" We just better una small.

Since Independence, Nigeria elites have stolen over $596b. Do the maths, if that money have been given back to the society in meaningful developments over the years, I bet over 50 million current poverty stricken folks would be lifted out of that mess and our youths would be engaged and nobody will be crying about fraud and one Nigerias' reputation in diaspora.

It is what it is. All our past leaders and current leaders have failed us. The bitter truth, the future ones will fail us, wise up!

Nothing is left again, this country is dead. Africas' giant my foot. The only giant I know is Burna.

I'd listen to Burna's Twice as tall album over and over again and smoke plenty of weed and drink lots of water than worrying myself over Nigeria matter anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays.

Last last na to japa comot for this country. Survival of the fittest my people, our politicians are trying to survive by stealing our money.

All I'm doing is trying to survive as well. Abi na
RomanceRe: I Love Giving Girls Head. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:32pm On Aug 24, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Watch who you dey give head, make STI no go knock your head for you grin



CrimeRe: Prince Academy JSS3 Students Kidnapped In Kaduna Chikun LGA, One Person Killed by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:55pm On Aug 24, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

I tell you Kaduna is slowly turning to the North East. When it's not Chibok or Dapchi, how would students just be kidnapped.

Terrorists have infiltrated Kaduna, I must tell you. Maybe it's the Al Qaeda linked Ansaru at work. I know they are still in existence.

There is nothing like intelligence gathering within our security forces. It's a shame. What a mess!

Nigeria and insecuity be like Buhari and incompetence, they not too far away.

I'm tired of this country. Make I go smoke my last SK, and get fvcking high.

Na to double the hustle and go one of these Eastern European countries.

I'd leave Nigeria at the slightest chance I get anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays

CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Soldier And 26 Others For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:25am On Aug 23, 2020
mandate12:
Look at the thrash u wrote.. Yet ppl liked it.. U have a long way to getting a life.
Where I have gotten, I hope you get there.

No beef!
TV/MoviesRe: Dorathy: I Only Lust After Brighto, No Feelings For Him by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:23am On Aug 23, 2020
Goldenheart:
Can one dude be a pussy and a bitch at the same time? shocked
Go ask the dude, niggarr he be showing them two traits.
TV/MoviesRe: Dorathy: I Only Lust After Brighto, No Feelings For Him by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:22am On Aug 23, 2020
Dagger111:
The breast won't be attractive when its nt supported by a Bra. U will dislike it bro. I used to like busty babes before but i found out that their breasts drops when bra is pull off. I think moderate breast will be better any day, twice on Sunday.
I don't like busty babes though. I think I only made out with one in my own life. I can't really remember how the breast felt when I handled it, she had her bra on that day.

I would keep in mind that next time I meet a bust girl.

Skinny girl for me anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays including weekends.
TV/MoviesRe: Dorathy: I Only Lust After Brighto, No Feelings For Him by AFvckingAlpha(m): 11:17am On Aug 23, 2020
JBoss25:
why u dey call am bitch u stupid asss nigga
Yo!

Pussy niggarr, watch what you type lest I take all your nine lives.

Bitch ass niggarr!!
TV/MoviesRe: Dorathy: I Only Lust After Brighto, No Feelings For Him by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:42am On Aug 23, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Clout chasing bitch!

Make this girl go siddon one place, she dey yarn shit.

No be only lust nah lost you go see.


With that your big breast, If I catch that breast I go rough handle am.

See my signature jare
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Powerful Things Your Tongue Will Do To Your Life by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:13am On Aug 23, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

2 times my tongue are most useful to me

1 When I dey give Gift head, wey she go dey shout like say she swallow speaker

2 And when I dey roll my weed

I don't give a fvck about whatever you think tongue controls. They all craps

Tongue no dey in control of anything whatsoever angry angry

Y'all should wake the fvck up


Christianity EtcRe: Is Break Dance And Rapping In Church Sinful? by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:06am On Aug 23, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Christians and their wahala!

All these troubles for a God that probably does not exist

Abeg make anybody do anything wey hin like and stop disturbing the peace here grin grin

If you like break, if you like nor break nah you sabi

When I dey Unilorin, for campus all those new generation churces dey break wella nah grin carry hip-hop enter church sef grin

The thing dey sweet to watch


What does my agnostic mind know, na to just dey smoke SK anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays including weekends grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Maryanne Barry: Trump's Sister Criticized Him In Leaked Audio Record by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck

Niggarr!!

People like Trump and Buhari are no fits for presidency.

When future generations study "perspectives on presidential misconducts and oversights, Buhari and Trump pictures ought to be in the cover page.

"Buhari and Trump and are the best presidents ever, screaming that shit ain't making it a fact"

I owe Blaqbones one joint for those words

Funny thing be say I dey ff my client talk yesterday she say she go vote for Donald Trump, say she don join vote Trump movement.

I tell her say nah Biden me go vote o grin grin grin

Make I go smoke my leftover SK and start the day on highness

If I become Nigeria president first thing I'm doing is legalize weed grin grin grin

It is a recreational drug, people don't understand shit

I will smoke weed anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays grin grin grin

Modified including weekends
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:48am On Aug 23, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

This thread is fun.Had to jump from Page 7 to 155 abeg. But I dey go back go continue.

Bankygee you dey try. You be gee!

I owe you one joint anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays.
PoliticsRe: N1.08bn Corruption Scandal Hits Debt Management Office by AFvckingAlpha(m): 4:23pm On Aug 22, 2020
The fvck
Niggarr!!

Corruption has been embedded in our DNA as Nigerians

Everyone is corrupt

Everyone wants a share of the national cake

What a mess!!

I prefer getting high on SK than commenting on Nigeria matters

grin grin
SportsRe: I Can Finally Dive Again - Uzoho Happy To Be Back On His Feet After Injury by AFvckingAlpha(m): 10:59am On Aug 22, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Uzoho, the guy that's always jittery when he mans the post.

How Nigeria has not been able to effectively replace Vincent Enyeama still wows me.

We have been going round circles.

We need balance.

Uzoho or all the folks we have are not good enough for the Super Eagles.
PoliticsRe: 2023: There Are Plots To Keep Presidency In The North –prof. Sagay by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Power must come to the South.

Then let the East slug it out with the West.

I'm tired of the North clinging to power like its their birthright

I'd vote a Yomi Osinbanjo or a Peter Obi over some midget from Kaduna anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays.

It is what is it.

Weed invigorates you. It is life!
PoliticsRe: INEC: Postponing Edo, Ondo Polls Will Create Constitutional Crisis by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:14am On Aug 21, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

What is happening here shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2020/2021 Begins - How To Apply by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:18pm On Aug 19, 2020
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Erigga Set To Wed, Releases Pre-Wedding Photos by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:22pm On Aug 19, 2020
Ok
HealthRe: Her Stretch Marks Are Getting Black... Advice Needed Please. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 7:52pm On Aug 19, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!!

Chei! That shit looks very irritating.

OP better warn at viewers discretion
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Soldier And 26 Others For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m): 8:53am On Aug 19, 2020
2cribz:
Odeh. So u sef dey use soap wey habalist give u. Your death is near. You are so stupid to keep exposing yourself shows you are a dullard
The fvck
niggarr!!

Fvcking dumb

Ode! Nobody knows me here. Its a fvcking anonymous profile

Think now! Exposing myself bawo grin
PoliticsRe: Mali Crisis: Jonathan Visits Buhari As Special Envoy Briefs President by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:41pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!

Have y'all fixed the economic crisis in Nigeria, insecurities in different parts of the country especially the North, marginalization of the youths in the country

As far as I'm concerned Jonathan failed us, Buhari is failing us.

Corrupt fellas, fvck all of them
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:27pm On Aug 18, 2020
supercase1:
U be china Slawomir once not a Slawomir can never be a Slawomir grin grin
I nor dey ff you drag niggarr grin

Shey i ff you drag now?? grin

See me see wahala!!

Swalormir make you come solve this matter
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:23pm On Aug 18, 2020
seanwilliam:
I love u bro grin thought u was gonna throw a missile i for land atomic on your head
One love.

This highness ain't meant for throwing shades niggarr

I nor be Japan, I don't think I will watch you drop atomic bomb on me, I go don subtly engineer one lab virus, mess you up. I go be China, na you be US. grin grin

You dey underrate me niggarr grin
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:06pm On Aug 18, 2020
Mvena:
One day I will meet these guys and get high with them
You a real niggarr!!

dreaming big, Let's get together!!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 3:05pm On Aug 18, 2020
seanwilliam:
nigga be yourself..no dey copy slawo.mir!
The fvck

Niggarr

I still never understand why una go dey take paracetamol on top another person headache

Check am again, the style dey similar but nor be the same, the inspiration nah from Swalormir though

So I go tell you make you tint am
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:35pm On Aug 18, 2020
2cribz:
Fruit seller claiming street boy. Fool
The fvck

Niggarr

Of all things pussy niggarr, fruit seller grin

Enjoy nah online you dey, na so una go dey price market grin
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Soldier And 26 Others For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photos) by AFvckingAlpha(m):
The fvck

Niggarr

Real niggarrs ain't afraid of jail time

6 months tops and they out, and the hustle continues. I hope they stashed up BTC in some wallet, to fall back to when they out

Even Magu stole, your past presidents stole, the current one is stealing. NCDC stole billions, no one is going after the dude that fainted.

But no they coming for real niggarrs, trying to survive in a very difficult situation

To them boys out there, continue with the hustle, but hustle anonymously!!!



Peace out!!

Modified,

I see lot of pussy niggarrs coming for me in my mention.

I don't care what y'all typing, nobody holy.

Na who them catch be thief.

I don taste Yahoo money, Yahoo money sweet!!

I no be hypocrite, so ama say it all loud.

For hundreds of Gee boys EFCC picks, thousands are springing up, It is what it is!

My lotto boys, hustle o!

Dating boys, clients no go finish o, abi them don finish ni!

The benefits no go pass us as e dey come more o! Can I get an amen!!

Alaye bath soap, if you need, politicians dey bath soap, traders for market dey bath soap, your pastor gan dey bath soap

If you dey hustle ensure say you dey smoke weed, you go dey get inspiration

Weed dey ginger anyday anytime everyday twice on a weekday
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:58pm On Aug 18, 2020
Classickj:
No 3 listen to good time album
The fvck

niggarr!!

I listened to that shit but only once and then I deleted it. Fvck the album sucks except for like 2 tracks

The one written by Wurld that featured my niggarr Naira Marley and I hate to say the one that had Popcan

A good time is for pussy ass niggarrs.

You can't get high and be listening to a good time, the fvck No

Fvck a good time! We having a nice ride!! grin
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:52pm On Aug 18, 2020
PROUDIGBO:
To each his own! I find Davidos’ music more interesting and engaging!
The fvck niggarr

Davido's shit is for pussy ass niggarrs, real niggarrs don't find his music engaging, it don't mean they do not listen to his music sometimes
CrimeRe: Babatunde Qudus Ovation Accused Of Kidnapping & Raping Zainab, 21-Year-Old Lady by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:38pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

A psycopath is on the loose and nobody is doing anything to apprehend him

I'd put a bullet in that rapist head if I ever come close to him

I'd be glad to go to jail knowing I got rid of a rapist and our women are safe

Rapists are pussy ass niggarrs

Sad news, I need Erujeje and my last wrap to cool off! Where's the fvcking lighter?
RomanceRe: The best romance story ever on Nairaland by AFvckingAlpha(m): 1:23pm On Aug 18, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Weed be the inspiration many folks lack!!

Folks who dont smoke weed don't know the depths they are missing!!

I smoke my weed, anyday anytime twice on weekdays and I enjoy the heights I reach.

The vibes are crazy, its unexplainable to pussy ass niggarrs who don't do weed!!

Smoke weed and chat up your clients you sef go dey bust your head at the lengths you can go.

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