₦airaland Forum

sandee575:
It is only in Nigerian airports that you will see toilet cleaners permanently
positioned inside the toilets and patronising the users for tips while offering
such services as issuing toilet paper, water bottles etc. The gender doesnt even
matter as women are to be found in male toilets watching as the guys are facing
the urinals and shaking their thing.

You never go club for europe be that.

THREE RETURN FOR WEST HAM
Posted on: Fri 18 Dec 2009
Didier Drogba, Joe Cole and Ricardo Carvalho will all return to the starting line-up against West Ham on Sunday, says manager Carlo Ancelotti.

The Italian is able to welcome his top scorer back after Drogba sat out Wednesday's 2-1 win against Portsmouth, while Cole and Carvalho are back in after being rested in midweek.

'I don't want to change a lot of things about the next game, Carvalho returns to play and I have to take a decision on midfield,' Ancelotti said. 'Mikel or Ballack I want to do recovery and Joe Cole will return to play.

'Drogba is good, he trained yesterday and today is fit and he will be ready for Sunday. Alex didn't train today but will train tomorrow and the other players stay well. For Sunday we also have Sturridge, who is doing a very good job, two fantastic weeks in training, and will be ready to play.'

Missing however is Michael Essien, whose hamstring injury looks likely to rule him out of Chelsea action until as late as the end of January, owing to the African Cup of Nations which begins on January 10, with the Ghanaian likely to be called away by his country before the end of the year.

In other news, Ancelotti dismissed media speculation linking us with Atletico Madrid's Sergio Aguero.

'It is not true because we don't sign a contract with any players, at this moment we do not think to buy Aguero,' said the 50-year-old.

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~1909239,00.html

Is drogba injured?

13th month salary will get to everyone , the performers and non performers alike.

I guess this will encourage everyone to work harder.

But I think you should also repay hard work.

Give bonuses to those who outperformed others and that will make others work harder.

Manage your
> oil wealth well, Venezuela urges Nigeria
>
> The Minister of Information and Communications, Dora
> Akunyili, yesterday got more than she bargained for when
> Enerique Fernando Arrundell, the Venezuelan Ambassador to
> Nigeria, used the opportunity of his visit to her office to
> tell Nigerians some hard lessons on how to manage, develop
> and utilise their God-given natural resources for the
> benefit and good of all.
>
> The envoy, who was responding to an appeal by Mrs. Akunyili
> to help woo some of his country’s investors to come in and
> establish refineries under the federal government’s
> planned deregulation of the downstream sector of the
> nation’s petroleum industry, advised Nigeria to rather
> look inwards and to take full control of the industry.
>
> Though, he acknowledged Venezuela as a prominent member of
> the Organisation of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC)
> like Nigeria, he said
> his country will be willing to collaborate with the
> federal government to develop the industry.
>
> The hard truth
>
> Mr. Arrundell said, “In Venezuela, since 1999, we’ve
> never had a raise in fuel price. We only pay $1.02 to fill
> the tank. What I pay for with N12,000 here (Nigeria), in
> Venezuela I’ll pay N400. What is happening is simple. Our
> President (Hugo Chavez) decided one day to control the
> industry, because it belongs to the Venezuelans. If you
> don’t control the industry, your development will be in
> the hands of the foreigners.
>
> You have to have your own country. The oil is your
> country’s. Sorry I am telling you this. I am giving you
> the experience of Venezuela. We have 12 refineries in the
> United States, 18,000 gas stations in the West Coast. All we
> are doing is in the hands of the Venezuelans.”
>
> The envoy said, “Before 1999, we had three or four
> foreign companies working with us. That time they were
> taking 80
> per cent, and giving us 20. Now, we have 90 per cent, and
> giving them 10. But now, we have 22 countries working with
> us in that condition.
>
> It is the Venezuelan condition. You know why? It is because
> 60 per cent of the income goes to social programmes.
> That’s why we have 22,000 medical doctors assisting the
> people in the community. The people don’t go to the
> hospital; doctors go to their houses. This is because the
> money is handled by the Venezuelans. How come Nigeria that
> has more technical manpower than Venezuela, with 150 million
> people, and very intellectual people all around, not been
> able to get it right? The question is: If you are not
> handling your resources, how are you going to handle the
> country?
>
> “So, it is important that Nigeria takes control of her
> resources. We have no illiterate people. We have over 17 new
> universities totally free. I graduated from the university
> without paying one cent, and take three meals every day,
> because we have the resources. We want the resources of
> the Nigerian people for the Nigerians. It is enough! It is
> enough, Minister!”
>
>
> It shall be
> well with Nigeria.

A friend sent this to my e-mail. Did you see the publication? Any links?

Women are really weird.

I would think that they will be running away from any thing called wife beater but No they are in love Na wa oo

Tell it as it was!

Superbrain:
It's been long since i saw your post. How far have you gone with your applications? Intimate us,

Ok bros,

I passed that level 4 years ago. Not in for admission application anymore.

I am impressed with your organisation. I am expecting you to announce your admission here when the time comes.
Good scores and stuff. Good luck.

mcnikes:
Dat was in my 1st year in d university. I met dis girl nkechi at a bus-stop in owerri. As I was talkin 2 her, I had a very strong erection(my boy is above average), I was on plain trousers, so it was so apparent.
I guess she noticed cos when I tried to end d discussion she kept on bringing up topics. . I finally turned and faced d gutter behind me 4 lyk 10mins, by the time I turned she had boarded a bus. Dat was the last I saw of her.

That is called active toasting

In the UK if you are in good terms with the prof, he will show you.

I do see ALL the references written for me here before I use it for whatever purposes. Even when you demand, they will show you.

'O buro jersey na-agba, pam pam na-agba'.
That's the song we used in tghose old days when we beat well dressed teams.

Translation: No be Jersey dey play, na pam pam dey play. lol

Sam Milla:
Agaba umu nwanyi.

kedu ije ?

Nwanna udo di.

Kedu ka eke si anya anwu?

4 Play:
Bunch of numpties. There is no way Arsenal are finishing in the top 2 this season. These people never learn.

We have heard you.
Next please!

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg5111653#msg5111653 date=1260814754]bia, olee ebe onye nke ahu no sef , o dika mpa ya ogbachigidela ya uzo
anuru m na mpa otele anaghi ekwe ka otele na nwanne ya nwayi noro na one room alone

ndi ara juru na london o[/quote]Ofu ihe ahu ka Toshmam gwara m maka gi. echekwa m na o bu gi ka enyere udi iwu ahu.

O yea!

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg5111466#msg5111466 date=1260812808]agaba

ok, i ga abia ozo i ju m maka ogwu syphilis. next time o ga awu herpes. and this time o ga eme gi n'onu. atumbala erikashia gi n'onu

agaghi m atupuru gi onu.[/quote]Ibu onye ara. |Don't worry, otele na-abia inye gi garri e tinyere ogwu oke. Jekwa gote toilet rolls ma Freedom bam(balm) I ga-eji eficha ike ma nke I ga-eke n'isi.

yes

Yea the North must be in power even if it is a lame presido.

Kobojunkie:
I have NO dreams of becoming a member of the cheerleaders club. What I meant was that LAGOSIANS have mostly not been a part of the decision making process and so, I see no reason why they should be called in NOW. The man is simply dealing with his "God father". Last I checked, Tinubu helped the man get elected, and has been sort of a God father to the present governor. Abi una go talk say na lie now? 

Instead, I believe the call should be for lagosians to take back government, make it theirs.

Gotcha. However I think your last sentence relates to my understanding of the cheering in your first post . . lol

One thing I have come to understand is that as far as the people are not standing for their votes to count, it will always take the godfathers to get to the position of governance.

This means that even those who do not subscribe to Godfatherism will have to follow that route as a means to an end.
I do not think the masses should let him stand alone because he is falling out with his Godfather in other to serve the masses.
Don't you think that the detractors will think twice if the masses resist any such moves? That could count as a step towards taking back their government methink.

Kobojunkie:
What I said is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from what you have it meaning above.

Sorry for misunderstanding what you meant.

Could you try to bring it to my level?

that

ok

hj

the cable network. NEPA

electric buses. You enter and go out. No one asks you for fee. Everyone is trusted to obtain a travel card.

The bed of cloud fascinate me each time I fly. Different formations at different times. If I remember my cam, I I don't fail to get an image. landscapes also appear beautiful when . . .

and

Ok

The kind of pictures posted here are superb.
They will not prevent me from posting mine.
No touch up