Agent8706's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Agent8706's Profile › Agent8706's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10 11 12 13 14 (of 14 pages)
 Christianity Etc › Re: A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Agent8706(op): 4:52pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Finished? How do you mean pls? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: True Love Story by Agent8706(op): 4:39pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Serious? I never knew, thanks for the heads-up. |
| Christianity Etc › A Guy Toasting A Lady Using Bible Verses by Agent8706(op): 2:06pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
Guys what do u think about this? Cool or not Is it a sin or not Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend. Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” Girl: But I don't love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens." Girl: But why me? Thereare a lot of girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all." Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you." Girl: But I'm not beautiful. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." Girl: What do you want to happen? Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you." Girl: But I dont believe in Love.. Boy: Luke 1v45,."Blessed is she that believeth for there shall be performance of those things which were told by the Lord. |
| Jokes Etc › True Love Story by Agent8706(op): 12:10pm On Jun 28, 2013 |
I got this shocking story on my BBM this morning and thought to share it with everyone, please read on......... Please read this: This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love. Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends "If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed that MTN is everywhere u go. Chaii,, don't hate me yet...see as u serious dey read am. Una too like aproko |
| Phones › Re: MTN Goody Bag, Better Than Etisalat Easyflex? by Agent8706(op): 11:52am On Jun 18, 2013 |
While going through the newly reviewed MTN tariffs on their website this morning, I stumbled on this and I want to share for the benefit of those who are yet to know about it. MTN is following Etisalat's footstep with the introduction of this new pocket friendly Goodybag package. me thinks it beats Etisalat's Easyflex package, what do you think guys? |
| Phones › MTN Goody Bag, Better Than Etisalat Easyflex? by Agent8706(op): 11:47am On Jun 18, 2013 |
MTN Goody Bag What is MTN Goody Bag? MTN Goody Bag is a proposition that offers MTN Prepaid customers Voice minutes and SMS OR Voice minutes and Data at a pocket friendly rate. ________________________________________ MTN Goody Bag is of three types: • Goody Bag 1 which consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 30 on-net SMS • Goody Bag 2 which consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 20MB Data • Goody Bag 3 which consists of 150 on-net voice minutes and 200 on-net SMS With the new MTN Goody Bag, you get life enriching services that make you Live more, Laugh more and Love more. Benefits of MTN Goody Bag With MTN Goody Bag, you get life enriching services that make you live more, laugh more and love more. You: • Have four different types of Goody Bags to choose from. • Attractive number of minutes, data and volume of data in the goody bags. • Enjoy longer MTN calls, more SMS and large volume of Data at a cheaper rate. ________________________________________ How MTN Goody Bag works • There are three (3) different types of Goody Bags to choose from; • Goody Bag 1 consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 30 on-net SMS • Goody Bag 2 consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 20MB Data • Goody Bag 3 consists of 150 on-net voice minutes and 200 on-net SMS • To buy any of the goody bags, simply text the purchase keyword to the short code 131. Example: • For Goody Bag 1, text G300 to 131. Costs N300 • For Goody Bag 2, text G400 to 131. Costs N400 • For Goody Bag 3, text G750 to 131. Costs N750 • Once you have sent the command of the Goody Bag that you want to buy, the system will then: • Deduct the applicable Goody Bag fee from your main account • Credit your Voice/SMS or Data dedicated accounts • Send a successful purchase notification message • You can only purchase ONE Goody Bag at a time. • Goody Bags 1 and 2 are valid for 7 days while Goody Bags 3 is valid for 30 days from the day the Goody Bag was purchased. • You will be able to check your Goody Bag balance by dialling *559#. MTN Goody Bag Tariff • The table below summarizes the Goodie Bags: Goody Bag 1 Goody Bag 2 Goody Bag 3 Bundle Elements 30 MTN2MTN minutes 30 MTN2MTN minutes 150 MTN2MTN minutes 30 MTN2MTN SMS 20MB Data 200 MTN2MTN SMS Purchase SMS Command to 131 G300 G400 G750 Cost NGN300 NGN400 NGN750 Validity 7 days 7 days 30 days Source: http://www.mtnonline.com/products-services/mtn-packages/goody-bag Allowed Service Classes All Prepaid Customers |
| Travel › Re: Dana Air Responds To Nairalander's Claim by Agent8706(m): 9:46am On Jun 13, 2013 |
fittty: All these "first to comment" & "first to post" kids!You can just imagine what is suppose to be a reputable online community, how it's turning into a Child's e-playground |
| Health › Banana, Sexual Superfood To Boost Sperm Count by Agent8706(op): 2:04pm On Jun 03, 2013 |
Banana, sexual superfood to boost sperm count Infertility, a condition of the reproductive system that prevents the conception of children after regular intercourse for a period of one year without the use of any contraceptive, may arise from different health conditions which can make getting pregnant difficult, reports Toyin Akinola altSemen is a rite of passage for men. It is a tell-tale sign of being very virile and masculine. It marks the climax of a very happy sexual encounter. The man has a powerful orgasm and the woman is there to witness the power of that orgasm. Semen is needed in both of these examples and without the right amount and quality, everything falls apart. The man is not able to impregnate his wife or have the powerful orgasm that both he and his partner want him to experience. Studies show that the semen of the average man today has half the normal sperm, and is of poorer quality, than 50 years ago. This is believed to be caused by exposure to xenoestrogens (PCBs, DDT, dioxin, other pesticides, plastics and industrial pollutants) that mimic the effects of oestrogen. Infertility, a condition of the reproductive system that prevents the conception of children after regular intercourse for a period of one year without the use of any contraceptive, may arise from different health conditions, which can make getting pregnant difficult. Research shows that there are plenty of men who are having a hard time impregnating their wives because their sperm count is too low. Although it is often blamed on the female when a couple is not able to conceive, men can also have fertility problems if their sperm count is too low, according to the Journal complete source for natural health and wellness (ALIVE) Dr Luqman Olaniran, general medical practitioner, Teju Specialist Hospital, Ring Road, Ibadan, said low sperm count or poor sperm quality may be due to environmental toxins such as chemicals, radiation, drugs, heavy metal exposure from soaps and creams, cigarette smoking and alcohol. Heat can reduce sperm production; sitting for long periods of time and wearing of tight-fitting underwear that constricts the testes can also elevate temperatures long enough to suppress sperm production. According to Dr Hudson Ogidi, Medical Director, King’s Hospital, Ring Road, Ibadan, Oyo State, wearing of nylon or tight underwear can cause heat for the scrotum, thereby pressing the testes and causing an increase in the temperature which affects the sperm quality. The impact of Xenoestrogens can be prevented or minimised by doing the following: · Reduce chemical exposure; •Use office paper products whitened without chlorine. •Use only non-bleached coffee filters, paper, napkins and toilet tissue to reduce dioxin exposure. •Eat organic food as much as possible to avoid pesticides and herbicides. •Avoid synthetic deodorants and cosmetics; use only organic products whenever possible. •Avoid animal products with a high fat content that contain hormones, especially conventional milk and dairy products. •Avoid alcohol and caffeine. •Avoid fried, charcoal-broiled or barbecued forms of cooking. •Eat lots of foods high in antioxidants (carotenes, vitamins A, C, E and selenium) such as green leafy vegetables, kale, carrots, citrus, broccoli, cauliflower and yams. Dr Ogidi stated that vitamin E enhances the production of good quality spermatozoa and improving the diet by consuming more vegetables and fruits will also boost good quality sperm production. Improve diet •Getting plenty of fresh fruits, vegetables, whole grains and legumes can help boost fertility. •Avoid tobacco, refined carbohydrates, coffee, tea, alcohol and foods with artificial additives. •Maintain an ideal weight. Food deprivation in men leads to loss of sex drive and structural changes to reproductive tissue leading to infertility. Obesity, on the other hand, can be associated with a low sperm count and impotence, possibly because of higher temperatures caused by excess fat near the testes. Exercise regularly According to American Society of Reproductive Medicine, regular exercise (five times a week for at least 45 minutes) and a healthy diet enhance fertility by keeping body weight at normal levels and relieving stress and anxiety. Take nutritional supplements For men, the most important supplemental nutrients to enhance fertility are vitamin C and zinc. Vitamin C helps prevent sperm from clumping or sticking together, thus improving the chances for fertility. Zinc supplementation has been shown to increase testosterone levels, sperm count and sperm motility. High zinc sources include oysters, organ meats, lean beef, turkey, lamb, herring, wheat germ, legumes and nuts. Banana: Another sexual super food is a rich source of magnesium, vitamin B1, vitamin A, vitamin C, and protein, which are required to improve and stimulate the production of more sperm. This fruit is also rich in vitamin B and Bromelain, which are powerful sexual hormone regulators that can help to enhance sexual virility. Try to include banana in your daily diet. You can also prepare banana shake and smoothie to enjoy its benefits. Expert say sometimes, female infertility is related to a hormonal imbalance. In this case, symptoms can also include skin changes, including more frequent acne; changes in sex drive and desire; dark hair growth in man-like places (hirsutism), such as on the lips, chest and chin; loss of hair or thinning hair; weight gain. Other symptoms that may result from disorders linked to infertility include insulin resistance, milky white discharge from nipples unrelated to breastfeeding, pain during sexual intercourse, structural problem in the reproductive organs which is found during a pelvic exam or imaging test. Infertility symptoms in men can be vague; they may go unnoticed until pregnancy is attempted. Symptoms depend on what is causing the infertility. They may include: changes in hair growth, changes in sexual desire, low sperm count, pain, lump, or swelling in the testicles, problems with sexual function (erection and ejaculation), small firm testes. Following some of the suggestions given below can help in boosting sperm count and thereby the chances of conception. They are: Cut down on unhealthy habits: It has been medically proven that alcohol and smoking are the main causes for male infertility. Nicotine as well as alcohol inhibits the production of healthy sperms. Men who consume drugs along with alcohol and smoke are at a higher risk of infertility. It is advised to seek professional help to fight such problems. Take control of stress levels: Stress, depression and other heart ailments are some of the other causes for male infertility and low sperm count. Heredity could be another reason. Tensions at the work place and other personal problems may cause depression which can also lead to male infertility. Studies have shown that men who drive continuously for long periods of time or men who sit for hours together on the computer need to take a break every half an hour. In case this is not practical, they need to do some exercise with extended breaks. Dr Hudson Ogidi, said sedentary jobs increases the risk of infertility because during sitting, the thigh area gets warmer and the damage takes place. Driving for too long can increase the risk of infertility in men because it causes increase in temperature of the scrotum, compress the testes and it does not allow enough air to go into the area. Professional drivers are also at a greater risk of developing infertility related problems. He, therefore, advised that men take a break during work to stretch and move around for air and also avoid long distance drive. Dr Luqman Olaniran also advised that everyone go as natural as possible, avoid industrial based foods, eat more vegetables, fruits and water and also avoid tobacco smoking and infections should be taken care of as soon as possible. Therefore, simple and practical changes introduced in the lifestyle can go a long way to fight the problems of infertility. source: http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/your-health/47112-banana-sexual-superfood-to-boost-sperm-count |
| Politics › Re: Tragedy Averted As Train Derails In Lagos by Agent8706(m): 6:21pm On May 30, 2013 |
yuzedo: Huh?! dey have train in Nigerian??!??why don't we still have the "UNLIKE" button on NL now?  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Customs-Officer Arrested For Ferrying Arms For Boko-Haram by Agent8706(m): 9:57am On May 29, 2013 |
that man should be castrated, we go see wetin him wan use affect him 72 virgins, eeediot boko aid 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nnamani To Jonathan: Declare State Of Emergency On Corruption by Agent8706(m): 9:52am On May 29, 2013 |
ebenezer4o2: 3rd τ̲̅ȍ comment. ℓ̊ think GEJ cnt[b]D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ D̶̲̥̅̊[/b]α̲̅†̥ [/b]'cos he himself hasn't declare his asset wic Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ an epitome Ø̶̷̩̥̊͡Ƒ̶̷̩̥̊͡ a corrupt democrat.what is he trying to say please somebody? |
| Politics › Re: Nationwide Blackout? 24 Hours And Counting by Agent8706(m): 9:34am On May 25, 2013 |
abuja they brought the light around 8am today didnt last 10mins it was taken again |
