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GoooooooaAaalllll!!!!! Wat an attacking and swift counter

but seriously, have u guys consulted the nearest airport?

the number one threat in relationships is when one party start keeping things to his/herself, especially when been hurt and they refuse to spill it out, I believe parties in relationships should must be as open as open can ever be

that man do not deserve to see the daylight at all, imagine if he was the headmaster of a school?!?!

you can just imagine what our generation is turning into

As long as he has a THURAYA or other satellite phones to make his communications, would he care about the masses who cant afford one?

just like every other thing under the sun, they both have their advantages and disadvantages.it all depends on which one hit you the most; the positive or the negative.

because he is not God to Judge, only God can Judge. who is man to judge a sinner when he didn't and would never die for the sinner?

I thought it was the big black snake between her husband's leg she killed, maybe after some overnight heavy "Stabbings" she is afraid to encounter again...may her soul RIP

Good info, but do we still need paper flying around in this e-era? why not fax the soft copies to candidate's e-mails address?!

But taxi drivers were said to have refused to convey the victims because they feared that he might die on the way to hospital.
the fear of Police is not always the beginning of wisdom

good work guys, but security and surveillance should not be reduced please, those BH guys might not be fully dead yet; at least not until we are sure they are.

please is anyone witnessing the blackberry interruption on MTN? yesterday morning my phone restarted and when it came on the BB service disappeared and has not reappeared ever since till this moment of typing even after several hard resets, two friend using MTN also confirm the same problem, anybody else suffering this?
MOD Front Page please let's hear from others, thanks

now them don break our homie leg

can someone help me warn this goal keeper to stop rushing forward too much like a monkey after a mobile banana

has anyone noticed that our defenders have been trying ryt 4m d begining?

our boiz don wake up oh

nw we r talking, lets go boiz

ggggggggggooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i said this keeper comes out too much nw it has cost us, can we equzlize this ish nw?

c goal

the coaches are not smiling

good save keeper

our boyz r ruff

oboy c goooaalll, c offside, dem wan score us

Finished? How do you mean pls?

Serious? I never knew, thanks for the heads-up.

Guys what do u think about this? Cool or not
Is it a sin or not

Boy: Do you have a
boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want
to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord
God said, “It is
not good for the man to
be alone. I will
make a helper suitable
for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8
"Whoever does not love
does not know God,
because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be
sure that you're loyal
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven
and earth will pass away,
but my words will never
pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1
"There is a time for
everything, and a season
for every activity under
the heavens."
Girl: But why me?
Thereare a lot of girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29
"Many women do
noble things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me
that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether
beautiful, my darling
there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But I'm not
beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30
"Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting, but a
woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want
to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4
"For I wrote you out of
great distress and
anguish of heart and
with many tears, not to
grieve you but to let you
know the depth of my
love for you."
Girl: But I dont believe in Love..
Boy: Luke 1v45,."Blessed is she that believeth for there
shall be performance of those things which were told
by the Lord.

I got this shocking story on my BBM this morning and thought to share it with everyone, please read on.........

Please read this: This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka on her phone.

Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.

Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends "If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl is missing something".

Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily.

Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed that MTN is everywhere u go.

Chaii,, don't hate me yet...see as u serious dey read am. Una too like aproko

While going through the newly reviewed MTN tariffs on their website this morning, I stumbled on this and I want to share for the benefit of those who are yet to know about it. MTN is following Etisalat's footstep with the introduction of this new pocket friendly Goodybag package. me thinks it beats Etisalat's Easyflex package, what do you think guys?

MTN Goody Bag
What is MTN Goody Bag?
MTN Goody Bag is a proposition that offers MTN Prepaid customers Voice minutes and SMS OR Voice minutes and Data at a pocket friendly rate.
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MTN Goody Bag is of three types:
• Goody Bag 1 which consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 30 on-net SMS
• Goody Bag 2 which consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 20MB Data
• Goody Bag 3 which consists of 150 on-net voice minutes and 200 on-net SMS
With the new MTN Goody Bag, you get life enriching services that make you Live more, Laugh more and Love more.
Benefits of MTN Goody Bag
With MTN Goody Bag, you get life enriching services that make you live more, laugh more and love more.
You:
• Have four different types of Goody Bags to choose from.
• Attractive number of minutes, data and volume of data in the goody bags.
• Enjoy longer MTN calls, more SMS and large volume of Data at a cheaper rate.
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How MTN Goody Bag works
• There are three (3) different types of Goody Bags to choose from;
• Goody Bag 1 consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 30 on-net SMS
• Goody Bag 2 consists of 30 on-net voice minutes and 20MB Data
• Goody Bag 3 consists of 150 on-net voice minutes and 200 on-net SMS
• To buy any of the goody bags, simply text the purchase keyword to the short code 131.
Example:
• For Goody Bag 1, text G300 to 131. Costs N300
• For Goody Bag 2, text G400 to 131. Costs N400
• For Goody Bag 3, text G750 to 131. Costs N750
• Once you have sent the command of the Goody Bag that you want to buy, the system will then:
• Deduct the applicable Goody Bag fee from your main account
• Credit your Voice/SMS or Data dedicated accounts
• Send a successful purchase notification message

• You can only purchase ONE Goody Bag at a time.
• Goody Bags 1 and 2 are valid for 7 days while Goody Bags 3 is valid for 30 days from the day the Goody Bag was purchased.

• You will be able to check your Goody Bag balance by dialling *559#.

MTN Goody Bag Tariff
• The table below summarizes the Goodie Bags:
Goody Bag 1 Goody Bag 2 Goody Bag 3
Bundle Elements 30 MTN2MTN minutes 30 MTN2MTN minutes 150 MTN2MTN minutes
30 MTN2MTN SMS 20MB Data 200 MTN2MTN SMS

Purchase SMS Command to 131 G300 G400 G750
Cost NGN300 NGN400 NGN750
Validity 7 days 7 days 30 days
Source: http://www.mtnonline.com/products-services/mtn-packages/goody-bag
Allowed Service Classes All Prepaid Customers