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whaattt?!! Pretender, thief man. I'll sue u 4 kissing me by pretence *runs to d police station*,

a threat frm ur wetin?

sm nland guys no dey dissapoint me @all, even wen topic get bow leg, una go mk am k leg wit una comment. Twale 4 bin gbagbo n ajibel!

Let me c. Wat she did ws immature bt undastandable. D reason y she did it ws mayb cos she least expected 2 b infected of HIV by u. She mst av felt cheated upon, tinkin u av bin unfaithful 2 her thus d reason y she ws frustrated n dissarayed, so no mata her degree in pharmacy, chemistry, physics, biology, medicine, lovinglogy, etc, she didnt had a 2nd tot 2 her actions. Bt @last d real results r out n she is now sorry 4 her wrongs, mistakes n MUMUITIC IGNORANCE. I guez, tink or knw u stil luv her n av taken a dcision already bt u jst wnt 2 seek d advise of Nlanders. All u av 2 do is 2 b a man n b maturd enof 2 4gv her, thus she'll feel sorry n 4eva remain indebted 2 u. Pls tk my advice n dat of sexkills n 4gv her. Who knws mayb ur nxt fiancee wil b worser, as d devil u've knwn is beta dan d angel u dnt knw. Pls 4gv her n tk her back. D lord is ur strenght. Shalom!

tellwisdom:
Agybabe (f), Bone jor make u forget all that flimsy excuses

if u call it flimsy excuses, no qualms. Its d gospel truth.

Let me see n talk wit sm experience n bla bla bla. There r many reasons y ladies carry big bags. Some mayb cos of its wat is in d trend. Some mayb 2 add 2 swagg n so on. Now a lady might wnt 2 carry big bag 4 easement. If she carries a small bag in one hand, books in anoda, she bot smth n all these items might b too much bt if she is using a big bag, all these items cn b arranged insyd a single big bag. Even wen she wnt 2 travel 4 sm days or a week, instead of holding small bag n anoda containin clothes, she puts all in2 a big bag. Let me share dis funny experience. My guy onced askd me y i carry big bags, i told him, its d trend. One day in my absence he ws checkin my big bag 2 knw its content. Wen i came bak, i met him in pains, d blade i put in a litu cona injured him, since then he swore neva 2 touch my bag. Lolz. He told me he has adviced his frnds against such afta one of his frnds encountered wit a pin in his galfrnd's bag. Lolz,  NEVA SEARCH A LADY'S BAG. @op in dat bag u get tins lyk books, make ups, clothes, etc.

Hmn! Let me see. She might av done dat mayb wen she realised her husby ws nt ready 2 build or buy a house or mayb he spends on other tins n dcided 2 use it as a secret family investment. D rent she has bin collectin wuld av bin saved 4 10yrs who knws mayb cn get anoda one or 2 b used 2 finance d family mayb afta retirement.
Bt wat Tina did ws wrong bt undastandable if her reasons r in d above mention. Stanley mst 4gv her 4 d luv n c it as his luck, but i bet it wont b easy n may dcyd 2 sell d house n relocate wit his Tina n kids (if any), cos d continuos or mere sight of dat house mite bring back unpleasant memories n may annoy him n he may change his attitude against her. I rest my case.

In many cases i av seen, the poor see child bearing as an asset 2 their future prosperity. I knw of a woman wen once askd y she n her husby gives birth 2 so many children, she said she ws not yet done wit child-bearing, she said if she gives birth to 16 children (pls i am nt exaggerating), in d future, one wil get ha a house, anoda a car, aeroplane, etc. Her husband na one kind ageing police officer- sergeant, n she dey sell akara n dundun. D kids smtyms r made 2 hawk, few goes 2 school, etc. So pathetic a family! Ignorance.

Flowers? I'll appreciate smth beta n
tangible. Let me share dis
xperience.
There ws dis guy who ws askin me
out. I visited him 1day n afta sm
chit-chats, he askd me 2 close my
eyes, he went insyd n came back
(my eyes closed, i tot he ws abt
2 gv me smth tangible as a gal he
has bin chasing bt proving
stubborn), afta reciting sm luv
words, he askd me 2 open my
eyes n he gave me a flower (i ws
disapointed bt pretended 2 lyk it,
mayb he saw my mood, i dnt knw).
I dropd d flower in anoda chair sm
distance 4rm me so dat i'll 4get it
wen leaving. On my way out i saw
d flower bt pretended nt 2, he
called me back n gave me d flower
n i smiled n said tank u. Wen i got
home i dropped it somewhere i dnt
rmbr anyway.
If it ws on my bufdae, it wuld had
bin beta n more appreciated. It
wuld surely die anyway, do i wnt 2
eat it. Pls i made a mistk n posted dis in a new thread. Kindly ignore it n tell me how 2 delete it. Tanx.

*draws close*
I beg no bite my ear o, lolz

Haba! U don 4get dat cleam wey u gv me money 2 buy wey i tell u say d money no reach?

chei! My eye dey reject sleep.

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chei! u bad

na wetin i 4 do? @least na true i yarn

*orders a bottle of chill fayrouz drink, takes a sip n remains cul*
*thinking, *
Omg, where is femzy¿

*enters thread*
Dis question is kind of tricky anyway let me analyse it.
If i'm 2 b born beautiful n dumb, dat means i'll b d hotex babe witout brains. Solution: get knwledge, exposition, mentor, read, move wit inteligent ppl n wit tym i knw say i go learn cos lyf na teacher.
If i'm 2 b born ugly (bt nt fat pls) n inteligent, dat means i'll b dat ugly tin n a mentor wit gud brains n my brain go bring me money. Solution: use beautifyin stuffs, clean up, visit beauty spas n many more *whether oyinbo go fit help me out wit beta beautifyin facial plastic surgery*.
Bt if d situation no get remedy, i beg baba God no let my mama born pikin bt she fit born my siblings.

femzy:
Maybe u Agatha

Apparently u r not sure. Tanks anyway.

femzy:

Search around you ll find one mosdef

none actually. I jst started being consistent 2 NL since i registered.
U TOO NKO?

Name: Agybabe
Stats: optimistic, frndly, cul, cute, jovial, bla bla bla.
Admire: None
Reason: Dnt knw y.

Foolish fools
unidentified sojourners
hells' first-born
dead at
last 4
them all
hell fire

on fb right?
Yes, i can. Wats d secret?

Dis testimony has bin a burden in my h@t n am grateful 2 share it wit u guys 2day. *How God used my patience 2 prevent me 4rm car accident*.
2months ago I ws 2 travel frm abeokuta 2 ibadan, @ d garage where i ws 2 tk a bus 2 IB, d bus i boarded ws too slow 2 board passengers. Ppl in d bus were complainin bitaly n were getin out of d bus 2 get anoda bus which ws fasta. Numbas on d bus were dcreasin fast, my frnd who saw me off 2 d garage advised me 2 get anoda bus, bt i objected n dcided 2 b patient. Nt long afta a lady came n a cyclist ws 4lowin ha, he wntd 2 colect his moni 4rm ha bt d lady said she wsnt goin 2 pay mr dan N200, @last d cyclist colected d moni n cursed ha sayin his God'll colect d money in an unexpected way 4rm ha bt she blushd. Lata d driva colected moni 4rm d pasangas. Dis lady bcame impatient n dcided 2 board anoda bus (2 pasangas remainin 2 fil d bus), she askd d driva 2 gv ha ha moni bt evrybody in d bus begged ha 2 b a bit patient as d bus wil soon b filled up bt she attempted 2 cal d police on d driva, ha moni was given 2 ha n she left. Nt quite lng d bus was filled n we moved. Afta 15minutes drive, we saw an accident on d way involvin a tanker n d bus dat lady boarded *d same wich i wuld av gone wit*, d acident ws caused by a cyclist. Dis lady dat ws complainin dat she ws in a hurry ws cryin if she had knwn, bt i tank God no life ws lost. D bus ws severely damaged.
I'm so grateful 2 God 4 sparing my lyf n also givin me d spirit of patience. Tank u Jesus. Shalom.

lol, yeye boi, u tot i was dat LovePeddler abi?. Dnt u av a pix?

No doubts. Tom n Jerry anxtym, evrytym. I laugh my ribs out wen Jerry gave Tom injuries n mks him luk stupid. N tom's madam shouts *tommy, who broke d plate, get dat mouse or i'll kick u out* lolz,

Oh tanx, i [/s] stole [s] took it frm ur shelve d oda day.

Delicious food has grades. I cn use N500 2 cook bt dnt expect beta meat.

i dnt get u!

its possible cos delicious foods get grades oo. bt as d sayin- beta soup na money kill am.

lol, i can c it is nt d same wit u anyway no qualms.
Do u mean scare on dis thread? Jst trying 2 avoid ur insults dats all. Bt i've been very much around. Missing mee? Lol,