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Dis thread i mst confess is interesting n educating.
They r HELPMATES not slaves 2 each other.

Presently i'm avin a distant relationship. It has nt been easy bt we r both working 2 keep it working. D challenges r jst too much bt we av 2 kip focused. Smtyms its difficult 2 trust each oda fully. Distant relationship works smtyms bt nt all tyms.

Presently i'm avin a distant relationship. It has nt been easy bt we r both working 2 keep it working. D challenges r jst too much bt we av 2 kip focused. Smtyms its difficult 2 trust each oda fully. Distant relationship works smtyms bt nt all tyms.

Sincerely d news of his death got 2 me on sunday. Mc Loph ur death was a gr8 shock 2 my system. R.I.P. We all luv u. Miss u.

jackpot:
er madam, are you tryin to confuse moi?
*adjusts my goggles*

can u jst write d opposite of go n post it out, then u'll c wat i'm talkin abt?

Of course, d man is drunk! Bt may God deliver us 4rm facebook palava ooo!

anyway, i'm nt an addict to chewing gum, i do once in a while n sometym blame myself cos @ d process, my nose gets itchy n really scratchy. Dats y i dnt buy them bt wen its being bot 4 me i collect. But i put sense in2 it while chewing n dnt mk irritating sounds n ballons frm it.

now u c wat i mean? I wrote cum in correct english n its writing translation. Who snd am?

jackpot:
precipitate?
*I laugh in Northern Sudan*

me i no undastand y d word-cum wey i write change english to precipitate. If u tink say na lie, try am.

Studio CFR:
Blackpot and Agypot

u guys should stop derailing dis thread with yo childish yarns and get a room

he started it siirrr!

Holy mother Mary: wat a guud bait 4 an awesome ramsome!

olawalebab:
That is why am ignoring them.

of course u dnt av 2 allow them piss u off. Dey r d beauty of this thread!

olawalebab:
*Application for Employment*
"Dear Sir,
I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at your company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying. Find attached his obituary". LMAO!

oga pls employ him cos he caught u red-handed!

dumb thread!
*exits*

jackpot:
[color=indigo]er. . .you fit clear for road make I pass before people go think say you be my friend? [/color]

lolz, c person! He no c d motor wey dey road, he cum dey tink say na im enemy!

pls i nid help
i wnt 2 download bible application to my n73 symbian phone.
Cn anyone help me out pls?

so funny!

@poster dis story luks lyk u r d frnd here. Anyway ur frnd suld nt go back to his ex cos she'll brk his h@t again. He suld stick 2 d new chic. D gal may b seen as enemy of movin forward 2 d nxt level!

slimyem:
Romantic amnesia?
Wetin i no go see for NL?

i wonder ooo, wonders shall never end. Dem say na romantic amne kini? Shey na sickness?

african china has said it all. If u luv sm1, tell d person cos no crime in it. Bt i hope d guy doesn't misbehave @ d long run. @poster Who wil finance d wedding?

how do u expect her 2 continue dating u witout movin 2 d nxt level? Wat is d big deal? Or dnt u luv her? If na me i wil nt wait cos 6yrs no b 6months.

Agatharisco indeed
mtscheeeewwww!
Jackie chan pot!

:p

poor medical amenities. Dnt blame d homeless cockcroach anyway. Nice one!

God! u guys r jst too funny. D jokes r ribs explosives. Keep it rolling!

are u an herbalist? So u wan chop free food n free drink. Ur plans no work. Lolz,

jackpot:
^
[color=indigo]I am sorry to say it. . .your comment is regrettably pointless just as it is gibberish, Madam _{*no offence*} [/color]

alright no probs! Tanx i luv d way u jst encouraged me bt cn u pls inspire me?

Reason y i cum 2 nairaland forum is cos of d jokes n mainly its comments. Weneva i feel bored n tired, i dnt worry cos i knw nairaland wil always mk me laugh boredom off. Thumbs up 2 evry comedian who is rily mkin a gr8 deal out of dis site.
Cum 2 tink of it, i also smtyms notice d pissing-off comments bt i try 2 reason dat witout such provocatin comment, a thread mite nt b interestin.
But i also wish piss-off comments suld nt b too excessive cos freshers might get discouraged.
Tanks.
I tink i've made a point?

[quote author=George_D link=topic=634102.msg8117522#msg8117522 date=1302697737]agybaby,
you got something there. [/quote]and wat cn dat b?

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt] ^{what good have God ever done . . . ?} [/size]

d breathe u r breathing, is it urs, or is it by ur power?

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{My dear , he's not dead. . . .just believe the right news .} [/size]

We tank God 4 dat