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Car Talk / Re: Lamborghini Owner Breaks Huracan's Windscreen While Showing Off His Supercar by ahmedbanj(m): 11:29pm On Jul 23, 2018
Yahoo bois are U tinkin wat am tinkin?! see confam client!!
Celebrities / Re: Reports Of Violence Trail Mayorkun's Ibadan Concert As Davido's Bouncer Fights by ahmedbanj(m): 7:00am On Jul 23, 2018
Wetin d journalist sef dey find? guyz wey don high af na im U wan go d interview for? kwantinue
Travel / Re: Things You Should Never Buy At The Airport by ahmedbanj(m): 8:59pm On Jul 20, 2018
Make we wey neva travel put am into consideration.
Politics / Re: Metering: You’re Wrong, Power Distributors Reply Fashola by ahmedbanj(m): 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2018
lorhema:


His comment is true. I know a lady who refused to have a ppm installed in her business premises on Adeniran Ogunsanya street. It was free. She said her electricity bill would multiply and she'd rather continue to pay estimated bills. You can guess why.

okay...
Politics / Re: Metering: You’re Wrong, Power Distributors Reply Fashola by ahmedbanj(m): 5:29pm On Jul 18, 2018
obailala:
I also heard a lot of people are rejecting it. My brother in PH previously paid about N15k monthly estimated billing and was lamenting. He got his PPM sometime last year and his bill jumped to over N35k monthly. By fire by force, he quickly learnt how to turn off his ACs which he runs almost 24 hours (he lives in an area where light is almost constant). Sometimes he now even rations the way he turns on his freezer; e.g. turn on only few hours a day, create blocks, and switch off for the rest of the day. The truth is that if everyone is given PPMs, the power bill of so many households (especially those with ACs) will double.

Oh ok, I get dat now
Politics / Re: Metering: You’re Wrong, Power Distributors Reply Fashola by ahmedbanj(m): 10:16am On Jul 18, 2018
otokx:
There is some sense in what the DISCOs are saying but the issue of Metering is gradually descending to the point of petrol subsidy.

We have companies who claim to produce pre paid meters (ppm) in Nigeria, we have other companies who are importing the same ppm yet the distribution by discos is moving at snail pace.

There is also not much awareness on ppm, some people in my area rejected the ppm preferring estimated bills because they can bribe the disco officials and remain connected even if they bring 30000 a month bill.

The issue of energy theft in Nigeria will soon surpass theft of petroleum products from oil pipelines.

Are U sure abt pple rejecting ppm? I doubt if dats true.

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Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date Doesn’t Make You Cheap – Twitter User (photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 8:51am On Jul 17, 2018
Jimi23:


You don't want to argue anymore or you don't want to insult anymore? You insult peoples parents upandan on this platform and your support for fvcking strangers on the first date shows how useless and cheap your mothers pussy is. You were born via a cheap hole that is why you will support and marry an olosho who fvcked every single man on the first date and she go come born olosho pikin wey go dey fvck every available dick on the first date for you. You pipo will now win olosho family of the century. Me too I don't want to argue anymore. Like any1 can ever really respect or value a woman he knacked on their first meeting. Abeg vamooze!

Lol sorry ehn! I only told U 2 ask ni,maybe her reply was positive dats y U cum here ranting.,take heart ehn.
Romance / Re: Lady Calls Out Ijebu Gynaecologist Who Slide Into Her Dm Just To Ask For Sex by ahmedbanj(m): 7:49pm On Jul 16, 2018
Meanwhile it was a friend 2 d man dat d girl bleeped based on runs parol dat introduced d gal 2 d guy,and I guess d guy already know her price,so no wastin of tym! lol
Politics / Re: President Buhari Lauds Educational Ties Between Nigeria And Belarus by ahmedbanj(m): 10:45am On Jul 16, 2018
Stormyweather:
Most people will open this thread to know if they can leave Nigeria to Belarus. Lol
We sure can’t blame anyone.

U be winch oo,hw U take know wetin dey my mind... lol

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Phones / Re: Benefits Of Having A Verified Social Media Account. by ahmedbanj(m): 7:55am On Jul 16, 2018
Issorice!
Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date Doesn’t Make You Cheap – Twitter User (photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 7:31am On Jul 16, 2018
Jimi23:


I know say you go want make your pikin dey fvck every man on the first date abi? When they reach adolescence abeg gather them together and advice them to be having sex with every stranger they meet on the first date . You that you are not stvpid.

U see d foolishness in U ehn it's out of dis world,am nt advisin free pussy sharin, and I know U wuldnt read all wat I wrote up dere,nd even if U do I doubt U'ld hav sense of comprehension,cos b4 U advice me 2 sit my unborn dawtas down 2 advice dem dat.,means U shld call on ur mum nd ask her how many guys sweet talked and get down wit her b4 she settled down wit ur own papa? nd if she hasnt be involved in 1st date tin shi!
Nt all d gals dat falls prey 2 WE guys on d 1st date afta we spent some tym on scopin & brainwashin dem are 'Loosed gals'
funniest part is dat most of U typin rubbish here,most of Ur own sista's & aunt's are been f*ucked on 1st dates as well.
pls I dnt want to argue anymore abeg. #tanks
Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date Doesn’t Make You Cheap – Twitter User (photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 3:20am On Jul 16, 2018
Sme guys wld always be foolish,so u tink d gal playin hard 2 get nd refusin sex on d 1st date are d best abi? while d 1's u scoped nd hav sex wit on d 1st date are loosed gals? bro U're stupid if u get dat kind mentality! dere are so many gals playin hard 2 get wit U,and if U see d kind of guys dickin her down wit no stress @ all,as in am talkin abt guys wey dem standard no reach 1/4 of urs,I swear U'ld almost kill ursef wit d way dey do Bleep dis hard 2 get gals,it's juz all abt d connection btw U & d gal,d gal dat gave her body 2 U on d 1st date aint a fool she myt hav found luv & comfort in U wit all d scopings U've been fingerin her brain wit, dat doesnt make her a loose gal,and if she's a hoe dere's 99% assurance dat U'ld find out durin ur relationship,nt unlike dose hard 2 get gals most of dem are wolves in sheep clothin,na wen U don fall in luv wit dem & get chance enta dere p*ssy U'ld know say U enta 1 chance! wise up fools! stop breakin d hearts of gals dat cnt control dere feelins 2wards U.
Crime / Re: More Details On Trader Who Impersonated As Doctor To Treat Patient’s Heart. Pics by ahmedbanj(m): 8:48am On Jul 14, 2018
Naijaphobia:
They should just replace the man's heart with that of the woman. Case closed!!!!

haha lol U dey vex oo,U no get tym 2 dey check tym sef.
well the woman sef na devil...
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election: Live Updates & Results Monitoring by ahmedbanj(m): 7:20pm On Jul 13, 2018
Hafeexla:
Is she still serving here ?
Lol, y do U wanna know if his bae's still there? I suspect U.

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Literature / Re: Black Maria by ahmedbanj(m): 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2018
Wow! Larrysun dis is exceptionally a 1daful story! so captivating!
Phones / Re: Battling Fake News: Whatsapp Starts New Feature To Let Users Identify Forwarded by ahmedbanj(m): 10:00am On Jul 11, 2018
IsaAbubakar:
[s][/s]
oops your own Islam image is terrorism and violence including supporting murderers like Buhari?

sorry bro that's not my version of Islam
my own version is a religion of peace that follows the teaching of the holy prophet (saw)
so maybe your own is bokoharam version and I'm so sorry for tarnishing it's image by not supporting evil

Assalamualaikum bro

Ilaika Salam, My prayer still is dat U recieve d almighty wrath if U aint a Muslim but pretendin 2 be one. lol
Phones / Re: Battling Fake News: Whatsapp Starts New Feature To Let Users Identify Forwarded by ahmedbanj(m): 9:35am On Jul 11, 2018
IsaAbubakar:
[s][/s]
shatap so you can send terrorist Buhari to the person

sorry bro
oyibo no dey think and behave like cows
they value people's privacy unlike the criminal cow in aso rock

Assalamualaikum bro
greetings from Sheikh Isa Abubakar Usman from kebbi cool

If U're nt a Muslim,bt pretendin 2 be one so as to tarnish d image of Islam, I pray U receive d angry wrath of GOD in ur lyf soon!

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Mark Zuckerberg Being 3rd Richest Man In The World by ahmedbanj(m): 1:43pm On Jul 08, 2018
GraGra247:


Abeg keep your empty opinion to yourself. I've said what I've said and they're backed by facts. If you're pained deal with it.

Hahaha lol brainwashed pastor's sheeples...what facts? where it's been pointed out in d bible 2 pay tithes 2 ur pastors?
well! Ur life...Ur headache...I no fit force U.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Mark Zuckerberg Being 3rd Richest Man In The World by ahmedbanj(m): 1:20pm On Jul 08, 2018
GraGra247:


I don't claim holy and I don't criticize those that are better than me but freeze does.

Freeze has twice more than the nasty characteristics of the pastors he criticizes

So you're tellin me freeze collects frm the poor to become wat he is today? lyk ur pastors dat collects from the congregation,build skuls which most of the tithe payers wont be able to afford to send their children? is dat wat dey learnt frm the first missionaries dat brought christianity to 9ja?
Open ur eye see d bigger picture!
if its a must U sow as U bliv y dnt U reach out 2 dat poor family in ur strits which sufferness is evident in their lyf style or dat poor widow dat cnt afford 2 pay her kid's skul fees?

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Mark Zuckerberg Being 3rd Richest Man In The World by ahmedbanj(m): 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2018
itu404:
This unfortunate utterance occurred sometime ago, but you choose to bring it up again just to relish your carnal mind and to call others like you to put in their contributions. cheap shot at the things of God will never dint the resolve of the church to continue to make progress. and to repair lives.The alarming increase of rituals in your deadbeat country does not bother you for you are carnal and your conscience is dead. Google your country and see what they are known for, but that will not bother you, but the light of God which men like you are wont to shut down. your campuses are littered with cults and mafia style students. your youths knows nothing, but how to dupe and scam visitors and white men. your girls knows nothing, but to show their nudity on social media. the only institution that can change that is being attack from every corner by your folks like you.

U beta sharaap,which stinky country are U frm sef?
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Mark Zuckerberg Being 3rd Richest Man In The World by ahmedbanj(m): 12:45pm On Jul 08, 2018
GraGra247:
Daddy freeze should shut his rotten mouth already. He's no better.

Fela is a god and prophet to him. Sat Guru is adored by him. He proudly lives in adultery and filled with hate.

Yet he has gots to criticize pastors. He doesn't even have moral right to criticize thieves.

Let us hear word joor! pastors wey dey go shrine for juju nko?
and are U in anyway holy also?
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by ahmedbanj(m): 1:42pm On Jul 07, 2018
I have a samsung s7 edge with faulty screen,pls anyone that has faulty s7 edge that wants to sell the screen or engineer that can repair the screen? and how much would it cost? am in Ijebu-ode.,here's my contact
08159857110
Literature / Re: The Work Of The Devil? A Short Story By Avatarmode by ahmedbanj(m): 1:08pm On Jul 07, 2018
thumbs up! thanks 4 d mention... *following*
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Launches OGAWORK, New Business App (Photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 12:05pm On Jul 07, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked






Juju help Jim iyke and Don Jazzy to be famous, with a condition that they will never get married... and they stupidly agreed with the terms.

Hmmn,how do U know? U went wit dem abi na U do am?

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Politics / Re: Eko EDC Beg People To Pay Their Bills In Ojo, Lagos (Video) by ahmedbanj(m): 11:23pm On Jul 06, 2018
I know some foolish phcn staff would come here and implore people to pay the bills,pointing out foolish,stupid reasons to do so...may dangote trailer fall on U if U try type nonsense... awon were jalajala!
Celebrities / Re: Mugshot Of Lola Margaret Oladipupo Arrested In US For Fraud (Photo) by ahmedbanj(m): 1:32pm On Jul 06, 2018
conductor11:
Na dem Awolowlo descendants grin grin
Experts in skull mining, omonile and fraud..
See her cone head couldn't even be completely covered in the wig. cheesy
lol..were re oo
Celebrities / Re: See Chris Brown's Mugshot After He Was Arrested Moments After Concert In Florida by ahmedbanj(m): 1:29pm On Jul 06, 2018
Hmmm chris!

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke: 'Movie Producers Can No Longer Afford Me' by ahmedbanj(m): 1:27pm On Jul 06, 2018
Wetin concern me,I no kuku like U b4 bros,,so abeg shift go one side joor!
Phones / Re: My Gionee Phone Is In Guest Mode. How Do I Remove It? (FIXED) by ahmedbanj(m): 8:17pm On Jul 03, 2018
QueenTonia:
For those with the forgotten password to disable guest mode
-go to settings
-security
-enable make password visible
-click on password protection
-select a question and provide an answer to it.
-make sure to remember the question n answer
-click on guest mode
-type a wrong password
-then beneath you will find forget password
-click on that
-provide the answer to the question
-uncheck guest mode and unchecked enable password

U're a mouthed guru! nice idea!
Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Reacts As Juliet Ibrahim Builds A New House by ahmedbanj(m): 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2018
hardwork kee? U mean the payment for your acting na im U use build the aos? just sharap dere... some guy's don dey insyd nollywood b4 U even think of acting as a job, dem never build or buy beta aos...but congrats anyways sha say U get brain do beta tin!!!
Politics / Re: Npdp May Defect To PDP This Week by ahmedbanj(m): 9:58am On Jul 03, 2018
IsaAbubakar:
no right thinking Muslim will ever support Buhari

Assalamualaikum my people
greetings from Sheik Isa Abubakar Usman from kebbi

lol undercover sheik sighted!

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