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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Prophetic Declarations For 2018 by ahmedbanj(m): 7:59pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
Paito chris, omo mi to sure! tell them anything tell_able |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Prophetic Declarations For 2018 by ahmedbanj(m): 7:53pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
michael142: lol no mind am jawe,that your price's very low na! not even up to 0.6! |
Family / Re: Who Is To Wash The Dishes In This Scenario? by ahmedbanj(m): 10:58pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Na thunder go fire 'guest' mode, she and my 6ta are to wash the dishes.
Op U sef gan cum still put mother 4 d equation?
lol sorry,something dey work U gan! |
Religion / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Reacts To Daddy Freeze "Giving Pastors January Salary" by ahmedbanj(m): 10:37pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
Choi,pple are just so senseless,hw wld U giv a pastor ur 1st salary in a year? there are widows,the less previledged,U dont think about those ones to help,na pastors wey don belleful U dey give? I pray any of U givin out useless & senseless moni 2 all dose pastors and U nt willin 2 help dose in need that came 2 ask for ur favors or dose dat cldnt come due to shame,but u know dey nid help,I pray U also experience brokeness juz lyk d less previledged and run to ur pastor for help or blessings... Na dat tym ur brainless head go correct! |
Romance / Re: Where Is The Strangest Place You've Had Sex by ahmedbanj(m): 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
sirusX:Lol abi na,an opportunity lost is an opportunity gone,no dulling... |
Romance / Re: Where Is The Strangest Place You've Had Sex by ahmedbanj(m): 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
sirusX:Lol, *My Chest* walai dem don exchange U! hahaha |
Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by ahmedbanj(m): 11:10am On Dec 31, 2017 |
Smh my head for girls,every guy that's not capable of affordin wordly tins at some specific tym is a lazy dude dat has no vision abi? brokeness isnt always all about laziness or lackness of vision,and hardwork is not all about success most especially in 9ja,nd U all know dat,I guess gals dat want hardworkin & guys wit vision cld go 4 dose full tym hustlers,i.e w. barrow pushers,guys diggin foundation & suck-aways of houses,d popular Alabaru helpin pple liftin heavy goods in markets,dose guys u see toilin by d road syd under d sun advertisin goods 4 u, dey make moni and I know dey too hav a vision,if not dey wouldn't toil & sweat makin moni. if it's dat easy,ur fada too would hav bought u dat expensive phone, clothes,jewelries you been dying 2 get b4 u'ld tink of billin ur bf 4 evrytin. ladies pray & try be a source of motivation to dat yung nigga,dat unemployed graduate and work ur 'work' too and quit all dis ur gold-digger instincts. |
Romance / Re: At 22 I've Never Had A Girlfriend. Is This A Problem? by ahmedbanj(m): 12:33am On Dec 26, 2017 |
22 years? even if U wait till u're 40 dat doesnt guaranty U gonna be succesful dan dose havin gf's even b4 ur age... so what's d fuss all about? y'all been waiting till U're 28-30, 'Who E Epp? |
Family / Re: "Village People Can Die Now" - Man As He Boasts About Brother’s White Wife by ahmedbanj(m): 12:14am On Dec 26, 2017 |
Ehn ehn! village pple sit down jejely U go meet dem,if dem reason ur mata,U nd ur bro go juz open eye and see say U 4lo next available free flight land 4 Muritala Airport,ur head go correct wen U hear 'Uncle buy gala,buy pure water' |
Properties / Re: Partner With Us To Fulfill Our Promises, Amosun Urges Homeowners by ahmedbanj(m): 12:26pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Thunder fire U bros Amosun! |
Religion / Re: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by ahmedbanj(m): 12:21pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Loyal sheeples!
Wise pastors! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Man In G-Wagon Gives Money To Boys Selling Firewood Ahead Of Christmas by ahmedbanj(m): 11:47am On Dec 23, 2017 |
Nice one anyways,but 4 dose insulting the person that said the guy could be a destiny changer,it might sound odd but he might be right about it,you dont know what this so called G boys are getting into this days,prayer for God's guidance is all what we should pray for... |
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by ahmedbanj(m): 1:54am On Dec 14, 2017 |
wow stumbled upon this piece yesterday,and here I am,mehn dis is just so captivating,d suspence is juz too much,great work. kudos! |
Business / Bitcoin Trade by ahmedbanj(m): 8:06am On Dec 08, 2017 |
click link to make your bitcoin wallet ready, and message me on the steps you gonna make to fund your bitcoin wallet... |
Literature / Re: How An Encounter With A Marijuana Smoker Helped Solved My Problem- Johnspeak by ahmedbanj(m): 10:09am On Dec 05, 2017 |
Kikiki,someone praying hard insyd traffic? wehdone sir! |
Religion / Re: Dencia: "Devil Punish Pastor Adeboye For Asking Members To Donate N1bn" by ahmedbanj(m): 9:38am On Dec 05, 2017 |
[quote author=Offpoint post=62864473]What annoys me most is all these useless people bashing this man are those who will not contribute kobo to the so called amount. every id^ot trying to be relevant these days. I don't see the man of God threatening anyone to donate. if you can't donate... just f^ck off and let those who will do their thing. if I decide to wake up one morning and withdraw all my money and give to any pastor.. how da-heck is that anyone problem/business? it's my goddamn money as long as I wasn't force to. abeg live and let's live. there are people of high profile giving a huge amount of money to babalawos and whatsoever diabolical deity the believe in and I don't see no id^ot telling them to use the money for schools and infrastructures. Kikiki,if you're truly ur father's blood try am dis next sunday,withdraw all ur moni nd donate give pastor am sure U gonna receive abundant blessings.. |
Religion / Re: Dencia: "Devil Punish Pastor Adeboye For Asking Members To Donate N1bn" by ahmedbanj(m): 9:29am On Dec 05, 2017 |
bedspread:Mtchew,just sharrap and go sit down joor! |
Religion / Re: "Who Can Donate N1 Billion?" Pastor Adeboye Asks - Daddy Freeze, Davido React by ahmedbanj(m): 7:17am On Nov 30, 2017 |
Guk:[color=#770077][quote author=Guk post=62836309] Ehn ehn so? is it pastor's moni used 4 doin that? its still d congregation moni been used,smh 4 sme gullible xtians |
Religion / Re: "Who Can Donate N1 Billion?" Pastor Adeboye Asks - Daddy Freeze, Davido React by ahmedbanj(m): 7:06am On Nov 30, 2017 |
kinibigdeal: Kikiki,I doubt if U'ld be blessed and financially stable if U're nt wise 2 know U're being scammed wit d little U have now! lol |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by ahmedbanj(m): 11:45pm On Nov 20, 2017 |
*Laughing* private jet bought as gift for pastor,no mata hw much U try 2 convince pple abt dere stupidity dere wld always find a reasonable xcuse... abeg wetin be d latest news about annointed paito chris nd dat him fyn wife? |
Health / Re: Pictures of a Death Trap At University Of Ilorin Teaching Hospital by ahmedbanj(m): 1:16pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
5chrisade:If dem mavro U once ehn! |
Romance / Re: How Guys Are Responsible For Increase Of Prostitutes In Nigeria - Lady Reveals by ahmedbanj(m): 12:41pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
1st boyfrnd use nd dump u,2nd boyfrnd same? 3rd boyfrnd same? 4th boyfrnd same? 5th boyfrnd same? all of dem dey chop nd clean mouth? wooss look here d witches in ur village are really workin morin & night shift on ur mata.. |
Religion / Re: Benny Hinn 'Faints' As A Nigerian Sows $1 Million Into His Ministry (Video) by ahmedbanj(m): 12:09pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Y d pastor no go faint,wen he's reaping abundant profit dat he's nt expecting.
some people are sufferin and hustling to eat even once or twice in a day.
1 mumu dey sow $1m...person wey sow 'criminal' pastor 'thief' gbam! 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump 'Sentenced To Death' By North Korea For Insulting Kim Jong Un by ahmedbanj(m): 12:57am On Nov 16, 2017 |
Lol,make dem even test dis Nuclear bomb make we see na,but no do rough play cum africa. N.Korea 0-0 USA |
Politics / Re: Banning Of Open Grazing, An Invitation To Anarchy, Fulani Group Warns by ahmedbanj(m): 9:44am On Oct 31, 2017 |
I dislike dis Fulani's of a penple!!! I pray they also reach out to kill,rape the families of people supportin dem too Insha Allah...Pathetic bastards! |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shades Davido At Royal Albert Hall, London: We Don't Want Any Funny Voice by ahmedbanj(m): 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Lol wonders shall never end! music or story? |
Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by ahmedbanj(m): 9:56pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Wait,hope dose local puff puff sellers too no dey among sha? |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Announces His Plan To Run For A Senate Seat In 2019 by ahmedbanj(m): 9:46pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Lol, Peter? U too wan contest? Una neva rule dat una aos (squareville) finish,U wan cum rule insyd 9ja govt kwantinue! U na beta go sort urself wit ur twin... 1 Like |
Food / Re: Do You Have Any Weird Food Combination? by ahmedbanj(m): 9:47am On Sep 25, 2017 |
Yaw and groundnut.
amala and beans... |
Politics / Re: We Have Spent N50bn Taking Care Of Benue Flood Victims – Gov Ortom by ahmedbanj(m): 9:36am On Sep 25, 2017 |
Haay,thunder fire that governor,may he nd his generations 2 come be displaced too,somebody say 'amen' |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Deletes How To Book P'square: Says 'My Family Comes First' by ahmedbanj(m): 9:29am On Sep 25, 2017 |
Mtcheew! |
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