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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Prophetic Declarations For 2018 by ahmedbanj(m): 7:59pm On Jan 04, 2018
cheesy Paito chris, omo mi to sure! tell them anything tell_able cheesy
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Prophetic Declarations For 2018 by ahmedbanj(m): 7:53pm On Jan 04, 2018
michael142:


You are indeed a thief. Dollar na 360 you dey buy gift card for 210. Abeg mods make una ban this thief

lol no mind am jawe,that your price's very low na! not even up to 0.6!
Family / Re: Who Is To Wash The Dishes In This Scenario? by ahmedbanj(m): 10:58pm On Jan 03, 2018
Na thunder go fire 'guest' mode, she and my 6ta are to wash the dishes. Op U sef gan cum still put mother 4 d equation? lol sorry,something dey work U gan!
Religion / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Reacts To Daddy Freeze "Giving Pastors January Salary" by ahmedbanj(m): 10:37pm On Jan 03, 2018
Choi,pple are just so senseless,hw wld U giv a pastor ur 1st salary in a year?
there are widows,the less previledged,U dont think about those ones to help,na pastors wey don belleful U dey give?
I pray any of U givin out useless & senseless moni 2 all dose pastors and U nt willin 2 help dose in need that came 2 ask for ur favors or dose dat cldnt come due to shame,but u know dey nid help,I pray U also experience brokeness juz lyk d less previledged and run to ur pastor for help or blessings...
Na dat tym ur brainless head go correct!
Romance / Re: Where Is The Strangest Place You've Had Sex by ahmedbanj(m): 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2018
sirusX:
How I for do nah??....that opportunity only comes but once cheesy grin
Lol abi na,an opportunity lost is an opportunity gone,no dulling...
Romance / Re: Where Is The Strangest Place You've Had Sex by ahmedbanj(m): 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2017
sirusX:
Well...for me, na inside lion's cage grin
I can only climax on the verge of death...one way ticket
Lol, *My Chest* walai dem don exchange U! hahaha
Romance / Re: Say No To Broke Men, Ladies Be Smart! by ahmedbanj(m): 11:10am On Dec 31, 2017
Smh my head for girls,every guy that's not capable of affordin wordly tins at some specific tym is a lazy dude dat has no vision abi? brokeness isnt always all about laziness or lackness of vision,and hardwork is not all about success most especially in 9ja,nd U all know dat,I guess gals dat want hardworkin & guys wit vision cld go 4 dose full tym hustlers,i.e w. barrow pushers,guys diggin foundation & suck-aways of houses,d popular Alabaru helpin pple liftin heavy goods in markets,dose guys u see toilin by d road syd under d sun advertisin goods 4 u, dey make moni and I know dey too hav a vision,if not dey wouldn't toil & sweat makin moni.
if it's dat easy,ur fada too would hav bought u dat expensive phone, clothes,jewelries you been dying 2 get b4 u'ld tink of billin ur bf 4 evrytin.
ladies pray & try be a source of motivation to dat yung nigga,dat unemployed graduate and work ur 'work' too and quit all dis ur gold-digger instincts.
Romance / Re: At 22 I've Never Had A Girlfriend. Is This A Problem? by ahmedbanj(m): 12:33am On Dec 26, 2017
22 years? even if U wait till u're 40 dat doesnt guaranty U gonna be succesful dan dose havin gf's even b4 ur age...
so what's d fuss all about? y'all been waiting till U're 28-30, 'Who E Epp?
Family / Re: "Village People Can Die Now" - Man As He Boasts About Brother’s White Wife by ahmedbanj(m): 12:14am On Dec 26, 2017
Ehn ehn! village pple sit down jejely U go meet dem,if dem reason ur mata,U nd ur bro go juz open eye and see say U 4lo next available free flight land 4 Muritala Airport,ur head go correct wen U hear 'Uncle buy gala,buy pure water'
Properties / Re: Partner With Us To Fulfill Our Promises, Amosun Urges Homeowners by ahmedbanj(m): 12:26pm On Dec 24, 2017
Thunder fire U bros Amosun!
Religion / Re: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by ahmedbanj(m): 12:21pm On Dec 24, 2017
Loyal sheeples! Wise pastors!
Nairaland / General / Re: Man In G-Wagon Gives Money To Boys Selling Firewood Ahead Of Christmas by ahmedbanj(m): 11:47am On Dec 23, 2017
Nice one anyways,but 4 dose insulting the person that said the guy could be a destiny changer,it might sound odd but he might be right about it,you dont know what this so called G boys are getting into this days,prayer for God's guidance is all what we should pray for...
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by ahmedbanj(m): 1:54am On Dec 14, 2017
wow stumbled upon this piece yesterday,and here I am,mehn dis is just so captivating,d suspence is juz too much,great work. kudos!
Business / Bitcoin Trade by ahmedbanj(m): 8:06am On Dec 08, 2017
click link to make your bitcoin wallet ready, and message me on the steps you gonna make to fund your bitcoin wallet...
Literature / Re: How An Encounter With A Marijuana Smoker Helped Solved My Problem- Johnspeak by ahmedbanj(m): 10:09am On Dec 05, 2017
Kikiki,someone praying hard insyd traffic? wehdone sir!
Religion / Re: Dencia: "Devil Punish Pastor Adeboye For Asking Members To Donate N1bn" by ahmedbanj(m): 9:38am On Dec 05, 2017
[quote author=Offpoint post=62864473]What annoys me most is all these useless people bashing this man are those who will not contribute kobo to the so called amount. every id^ot trying to be relevant these days. I don't see the man of God threatening anyone to donate. if you can't donate... just f^ck off and let those who will do their thing. if I decide to wake up one morning and withdraw all my money and give to any pastor.. how da-heck is that anyone problem/business? it's my goddamn money as long as I wasn't force to. abeg live and let's live. there are people of high profile giving a huge amount of money to babalawos and whatsoever diabolical deity the believe in and I don't see no id^ot telling them to use the money for schools and infrastructures.
Kikiki,if you're truly ur father's blood try am dis next sunday,withdraw all ur moni nd donate give pastor am sure U gonna receive abundant blessings..
Religion / Re: Dencia: "Devil Punish Pastor Adeboye For Asking Members To Donate N1bn" by ahmedbanj(m): 9:29am On Dec 05, 2017
bedspread:
Hmmmmm....... Even if Pastor Adeboye was not a man of GOD, u don't insult ur Elders..... More evil for u to Insult an Ordained Man of GOD.....
We be here Watching how ur Life Goes...
Mtchew,just sharrap and go sit down joor!
Religion / Re: "Who Can Donate N1 Billion?" Pastor Adeboye Asks - Daddy Freeze, Davido React by ahmedbanj(m): 7:17am On Nov 30, 2017
Guk:


I am certainly not wishing bad for Daddy Freeze.......he is entitled to his opinion but my experience with such people is that he has to keep trying to be relevant even through sensationalism. In this respect, he goofed 100% as the G.O is also entitled to ask for whatever amount he chooses....but for Freeze to neglect to simply research about RCCG and castigate them for not employing people and opening factories etc is mischievous. It is on record that RCCG has a 25megawatts power plant supplying electricity to the RCCG Camp where abt 5000 people live. RCCG through their University played a MAJOR role in dealing with the dreaded EBOLA disease as their Virology lab was used for blood tests. RCCG has Social reformatory organs like the Drug rehabilitation centre in Epe etc
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Ehn ehn so? is it pastor's moni used 4 doin that? its still d congregation moni been used,smh 4 sme gullible xtians
Religion / Re: "Who Can Donate N1 Billion?" Pastor Adeboye Asks - Daddy Freeze, Davido React by ahmedbanj(m): 7:06am On Nov 30, 2017
kinibigdeal:
Are the people donating complaining? or did the G.O point a gun on anyone to donate by force? if you understand deep things you wont complain if am blessed today i will donate more than that to Gods work, How they spend it is none of my business, my donation is between i and God

Kikiki,I doubt if U'ld be blessed and financially stable if U're nt wise 2 know U're being scammed wit d little U have now! lol
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by ahmedbanj(m): 11:45pm On Nov 20, 2017
*Laughing* private jet bought as gift for pastor,no mata hw much U try 2 convince pple abt dere stupidity dere wld always find a reasonable xcuse...
abeg wetin be d latest news about annointed paito chris nd dat him fyn wife?
Health / Re: Pictures of a Death Trap At University Of Ilorin Teaching Hospital by ahmedbanj(m): 1:16pm On Nov 19, 2017
5chrisade:

hahaha. MMM no dey grow money for tree o. na CONSTANT PH and GH, na him go help you get ur money.if u never ready, make u sit down dey look as other people dey collect their 2016 mavro finish.
If dem mavro U once ehn!
Romance / Re: How Guys Are Responsible For Increase Of Prostitutes In Nigeria - Lady Reveals by ahmedbanj(m): 12:41pm On Nov 19, 2017
1st boyfrnd use nd dump u,2nd boyfrnd same? 3rd boyfrnd same? 4th boyfrnd same? 5th boyfrnd same? all of dem dey chop nd clean mouth?
wooss look here d witches in ur village are really workin morin & night shift on ur mata..
Religion / Re: Benny Hinn 'Faints' As A Nigerian Sows $1 Million Into His Ministry (Video) by ahmedbanj(m): 12:09pm On Nov 19, 2017
Y d pastor no go faint,wen he's reaping abundant profit dat he's nt expecting. some people are sufferin and hustling to eat even once or twice in a day. 1 mumu dey sow $1m...person wey sow 'criminal' pastor 'thief' gbam!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump 'Sentenced To Death' By North Korea For Insulting Kim Jong Un by ahmedbanj(m): 12:57am On Nov 16, 2017
Lol,make dem even test dis Nuclear bomb make we see na,but no do rough play cum africa. N.Korea 0-0 USA
Politics / Re: Banning Of Open Grazing, An Invitation To Anarchy, Fulani Group Warns by ahmedbanj(m): 9:44am On Oct 31, 2017
I dislike dis Fulani's of a penple!!!
I pray they also reach out to kill,rape the families of people supportin dem too Insha Allah...Pathetic bastards!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shades Davido At Royal Albert Hall, London: We Don't Want Any Funny Voice by ahmedbanj(m): 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2017
Lol wonders shall never end! music or story?
Career / Re: 8 Professions In Nigeria That May Be About To Disappear by ahmedbanj(m): 9:56pm On Sep 30, 2017
Wait,hope dose local puff puff sellers too no dey among sha?
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Announces His Plan To Run For A Senate Seat In 2019 by ahmedbanj(m): 9:46pm On Sep 30, 2017
Lol, Peter?
U too wan contest?
Una neva rule dat una aos (squareville) finish,U wan cum rule insyd 9ja govt kwantinue! U na beta go sort urself wit ur twin...

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Food / Re: Do You Have Any Weird Food Combination? by ahmedbanj(m): 9:47am On Sep 25, 2017
Yaw and groundnut. amala and beans...
Politics / Re: We Have Spent N50bn Taking Care Of Benue Flood Victims – Gov Ortom by ahmedbanj(m): 9:36am On Sep 25, 2017
Haay,thunder fire that governor,may he nd his generations 2 come be displaced too,somebody say 'amen'
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Deletes How To Book P'square: Says 'My Family Comes First' by ahmedbanj(m): 9:29am On Sep 25, 2017
Mtcheew!

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