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Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by ahmedbanj(m): 6:37am On May 20, 2020
🤣🤣🤣Dem neva tell U say U be mumu?? U're a Mumu Man!!!
Politics / Re: Reject N-power, Trader-moni For Jobs In NNPC, CBN - Sowore by ahmedbanj(m): 2:46pm On Nov 27, 2018
one thing that do disturb my mind is that, with all the vision the young man has, I doubt if he can actually win the election in this 9ja, even the so called youths would still vote for all this senseless old men...where is 9ja going? can the people,most especially the youths be sensible and do the right thing for once?
Romance / Re: South African Lady Weds Man Who Photobombed Her Photo 7 Months Ago by ahmedbanj(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2018
wait ooo, how many ladies are you talking about? The dark one abi dat yellow one? Cos ayam not understanding d pinsure..
Politics / Re: Angry Soldiers Ground Maiduguri Airport, Threaten To Shoot Superiors by ahmedbanj(m): 11:03pm On Aug 12, 2018
Make dem juz brace themselves up 4 wetin dose stupid superiors go come up with.
Business / Re: Banks’ Customers Lose Fortunes As Insiders Mine Data For Fraudsters by ahmedbanj(m): 8:43am On Aug 10, 2018
lebete3000:


Bros if I'm asking, it's simply because I don't know. No need for all d hullabaloo. Kindly educate and stop being a showman.

Is it when I fall into their traps you'll start coming here to show how smart you are?

Lol no vex bros,was just wondering if U actually read all the contributions pple were making sinx!
but as a mata of fact any text or call U get abt givin out any details or funds in ur bank account, no mata hw legit it seems 2 be in ur eyes, ignore it and visit ur bank 2 confirm...
Business / Re: Banks’ Customers Lose Fortunes As Insiders Mine Data For Fraudsters by ahmedbanj(m): 8:08am On Aug 10, 2018
lebete3000:


But on a serious note, is it unsafe to fund your account actually? Does someone else telling you to fund it make it unsafe?
Abeg tell me...

Haha,wat is dis one asking again?
omoh dis ur question juz weak me oo!
Crime / Re: Couple Sells Three Babies For N600,000 In Imo by ahmedbanj(m): 9:18pm On Aug 08, 2018
This people mata just weak me! why are pple so heartless?
Politics / Re: 2019: Sule Lamido Visits Obasanjo For Consultation On Presidential Election by ahmedbanj(m): 8:34pm On Aug 06, 2018
U'ld all be shocked come 2019! under-g runnings in process...
Politics / Re: #NeverBelieveOBJ Trending On Twitter by ahmedbanj(m): 4:35pm On Aug 05, 2018
Nigerians wld surely be shocked by 2019!!!
Religion / Re: How Christians Look At Nude Photos And Videos Of Exposed Ladies by ahmedbanj(m): 11:43am On Aug 05, 2018
Head is paining U oo op!
Phones / Re: Ways Your Smartphone Is Violating Your Privacy by ahmedbanj(m): 9:05pm On Aug 04, 2018
We must still use it anyways!
Crime / Re: Fulani Man Escapes With Sharp Object In His Throat After Militia Attack (Graphic by ahmedbanj(m): 1:15pm On Aug 04, 2018
Hmmn! serious wahala is brewing in 9ja...
Romance / Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by ahmedbanj(m): 9:32am On Aug 04, 2018
Amberon11:
Oga, a scammer is a scammer. It doesn't matter who he is scamming.

Which means a Nigerian man has neva scammed U, U juz do hear abt it, right?
but d case is different wit gals wit me, I've been wit gals dat tinks because we are in a relationship,even some casual relationships! dat wld bliv I hav 2 carry their financial burdens all because say I juz ask her out,even without accepting my advances fully!
and next tin U hear d idiots sayin.. ' I'm using it 2 test U nd U failed' thunder fire those kinda ladies dat do spew dose kinda trash! awon were! I juz pity guys wey be woman wrapper dat has no OT dealin wit most of dis ladies.

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Romance / Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by ahmedbanj(m): 8:27am On Aug 04, 2018
Amberon11:
So it's safe to say the average Nigerian man is a scammer/ fraudster?

Okay, now tell me how many Nigerian men dat has scammed U?

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Properties / Re: New Photos Of Eko Atlantic And How Much It Costs To Get A Land by ahmedbanj(m): 8:23am On Aug 04, 2018
Chai...GOD punish Poverty!
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Got A Job With The Help Of Her Ex Without My Consent, Please Advise by ahmedbanj(m): 7:20am On Aug 04, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:


THERE YOU HAVE IT. YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED.



FOR THE SAKE OF LOVE THIS MAN WILL ONLY CRY FOR A FEW DAYS AND WAVE EVERYTHING ASIDE. HE'S GETTING NOTHING FROM HER.. NO HONESTY, NO APOLOGIES, NO LOYALTY.
LOVE CAUSES THE BRAIN TO MALFUNCTION SOMETIMES. cheesy

Why are u always on point lyk dis? abeg chop knucke! make I 4lo U sef..

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Romance / Re: "I Feel Bad For Men Who Have Never Date Non-Nigerian Ladies" - Man by ahmedbanj(m): 7:11am On Aug 04, 2018
Amberon11:
I see people who jump into hasty generalisations as daft,dumb and stupid. If your mother, sister, girlfriends are like that doesn't mean the average Nigerian girl is like that.

I personally have never expected much from any guy and have never dated for monetary gains and so many of my friends are in that category and nor have I ever been on dates for food as I treat myself to nice meals in restaurants whenever I feel the need.

We could say the same for you men who act too authoritarian towards your Nigerian gfs beating them and thinking its your right to cheat. Other men do not Lord over their gfs that way but I'm not saying all Nigerian men are like that. There are good ones.

So my point is this, identify the good one and stick with him/her because all these rants are senseless . Thank you!

Madam lets hear word joor! U open ur eyes see 'average naija ladies' U dey shout, 1 of una problems too! 9ja ladies comprehension level is whack as well. smh

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Romance / Re: How Would You Handle This? by ahmedbanj(m): 8:51pm On Aug 03, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

TWO MAIN CATEGORIES OF "MOST" NIGERIAN MEN.
THE ONES THEY'LL BE GLAD SHE LEFT WITHOUT ANY FORM OF ATTACHMENT.
THE PETRIFIED ONES THAT'LL START TO THINK THEY JUST MADE OUT WITH A MERMAID, AND THAT SHE'S GONE WITH THEIR DESTINY.

Lmao...U're f*cking right!
chop knuckle

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Politics / Re: Army Habits Die Hard As Nigeria's Buhari Defies Court Orders - Bloomberg by ahmedbanj(m): 4:10pm On Aug 02, 2018
Abeg leave story! all dose bad people amongst them should be behind bar...
Food / Re: Cooking Pot That Costs Over N400k, Nigerians React (Photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 7:49am On Jul 30, 2018
Trexnemesis:


It's very clear you have the pot, just like me. I even bought one for my girlfriend last December. Cooking beef takes just 5 minutes without fire. Very nice pot.

Eeeeh U can lie! lol
Travel / Re: FG To Begin Last Evacuation Of Stranded Nigerian Fans In Russia (pics) by ahmedbanj(m): 7:37am On Jul 30, 2018
texazzpete:
They should be given a mandatory one year jail term with hard Labour .
Can’t be using taxpayer funds to repatriate these criminals, TBH.

No mind dose idiots.. Dem juz waste 500k!
Travel / Re: FG To Begin Last Evacuation Of Stranded Nigerian Fans In Russia (pics) by ahmedbanj(m): 7:28am On Jul 30, 2018
dontbothermuch:
Look for this guy. Don't allow him escape
Lol maka_y? abi he don collect lapo loan and abscond go Russia,nd na U be him guarantor wey stand 4 am? kikiki
Car Talk / Re: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by ahmedbanj(m): 7:20am On Jul 30, 2018
Alright, so hw abt Buhari's son when would he be jailed 4 over speeding too wit powerbike? even if na 1 month!
lol jk...
Phones / Re: Tech Giants Who Suffered Huge Losses In July 2018 by ahmedbanj(m): 7:14am On Jul 30, 2018
Those monies are 2 much biko! especially facebook.
Events / Re: Parents Give Their Daughter 2018 Jeep Wrangler To Mark Her 16th Birthday by ahmedbanj(m): 9:50pm On Jul 29, 2018
jerflakes:

You for just ignore am
See him head like Bentley
Lol kikiki., U're nt a gud person.
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Dump Music For Advocacy - Daddy Showkey by ahmedbanj(m): 10:30am On Jul 29, 2018
So daddy showkey is still sanging?
lol, sorry singing!
Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Dump Music For Advocacy - Daddy Showkey by ahmedbanj(m): 10:28am On Jul 29, 2018
emmyid:


Lmfao...you are always in the Studio working? for dream? When last did you release a good for song Oga. I only know one Showkey, and that was the Showkey of the late 90s. This one Na scam.



Lmfao...you are always in the Studio working? for dream? When last did you release a good for song Oga. I only know one Showkey, and that was the Showkey of the late 90s. This one Na scam.



Yeah. you are right. I once lodged in that building behind. I miss Holand sha. I even slept in same room with Van Persie.

Ok...issokay...
TV/Movies / Re: Disney Is Developing of the First African Princess Movie by ahmedbanj(m): 10:04am On Jul 29, 2018
Sade? Issorite...
Crime / Re: 'good Samaritan' Elopes With Lady's Two Kids After Offering Help In Ogun State by ahmedbanj(m): 9:51pm On Jul 27, 2018
See as d news get bow leg,the headline cum get K-leg join... Next...
Crime / Re: Nigerian Prince Arrested For Scamming Hundreds Of Job Seekers In New York(Pics) by ahmedbanj(m): 8:03am On Jul 27, 2018
Justiceleague1:
please,Benin girls aint that loose and dirty. Kindly stick with those ur bleach bleach omo alatas,omo agege. Thank u grin
Ehn! U say wat? Benin gals? something is paining ur brain...

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Crime / Re: Six SARS Officers Arrested After Extorting Twin Brothers In Delta State. Photos by ahmedbanj(m): 6:35pm On Jul 24, 2018
mimimile93:


Shut the fvck up!

No SARS would walk up to you if you dress properly..

Go get a job and stop forming gangster

Na U suppose shut d fvck up and let's hear word!
spewing rubbish! wetin concern U if sme1 is forming gangster? even police dey draw tats 4 US...
Awon ode, so U tink say person wey draw tats or some1 on dreadlocks be confirm gangster abi? smh see ur foolishness!!!

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Car Talk / Re: See Russian President’s Car That Will Put President Obama's "THE BEAST" To Shame by ahmedbanj(m): 11:35pm On Jul 23, 2018
ABIOLAXYZ:
Vanity
Mtchew! which 1 is vanity again inside dis car mata? una too dull!

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