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Romance / Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by ahmedbanj(m): 12:00am On May 20, 2018
Steroid101:
My best is, "girl you look beautiful, I wish I had a friend like you" I attach any extra ordinary thing I see,that is all. i won' t even talk about it again till we meet the third time though I will still be stirling at her, next I will tell her, i am still thinking of her, can we be friendz. She will do some pretends, i will like persist, she will continue, I will say ok, may be you are enganged, i will take my leave. From all these, if she is interested she will show it, if she is not just find your way
Lol see U.
Crime / Re: I Give Ladies Free Ride With My Company’s Car, Just To Rob Them - Driver by ahmedbanj(m): 5:14am On May 19, 2018
Greediness is in their blood.,fear anything frm d east! IPOB
Celebrities / Re: Bill Cosby Found Guilty On All 3 Counts In Sexual Assault Retrial by ahmedbanj(m): 7:02am On Apr 27, 2018
Dont trust America when it comes to prosecuting blacks!

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Business / Re: 200 Dollar Amazon Card For Sale by ahmedbanj(m): 1:18pm On Apr 22, 2018
good188:
i have 200 amazon card for sale please contact me 08160591139

Where are you? and wats ur price?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need To Know More About 'gnld",my Sister Is In Their Net by ahmedbanj(m): 11:16am On Apr 12, 2018
[quote author=iNanaAma post=42062322]Guys my name is Mercy (iNana) from Ghana.
Network marketing is not badd at alll.

I do not no much about gnld bt what i no is that many people around the world have become millionaires simply from doing network marketing. And they still earn millions every year even when not actively doing it. This is because they have set up a pipeline of income that hardly dries up. The more the company expands into other countries, the more their pipeline grows and the more they earn

However this does not come easy. It requires commitment!!!
The big thing about network marketing is that it rewards even the smallest commitment and so the higher your commitment, the higher ur earnings

I HAVE BIGG NEWS FOR U. AM CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN A HUGELY REWARDING NETWORK MARKETING COMPANY IN GHANA WHICH IS EXPANDING INTO NIGERIA THIS FEBRUARY. SO AND CURRENTLY AM LOOKING FOR PARTNERS IN NIGERIA.

Be careful! no just vex me U hear! 10000$? hw much ur president sef dey earn monthly? thief!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need To Know More About 'gnld",my Sister Is In Their Net by ahmedbanj(m): 11:07am On Apr 12, 2018
Oh my God! any GNLD scammer on dis thread swit talkin people 2 dis poo would surely be dangerously brutalized by thunder!
those GNLD bastards are scams!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GNLD Happened To Me Today For The First Time by ahmedbanj(m): 10:44am On Apr 12, 2018
May d God of thunder strike all dose GNLD people,stupid time wasters! awon oloriburuku!

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Politics / Re: We Increased Train Fare Because Rich People Use It More Than The Poor – Amaechi by ahmedbanj(m): 10:43pm On Apr 05, 2018
Bros Amaechi I pray say thunder fire U soon! Idiotic slowpoke!!!
Business / Re: Simple Secret Of Buying Stuff At Idumota Market Lagos by ahmedbanj(m): 10:46am On Apr 05, 2018
Pls any1 here that can help give me price range of nice men shirts,polo's,jeans,shoes & wristwatches at wholesales price in Idumota pls! God bless!
Business / Re: Ask Me Anything On Importation Of Goods From China by ahmedbanj(m): 10:00am On Apr 05, 2018
fatai2:
Hello All,

I will like to give free information for anybody wishing to import any goods from any angle of China to Nigeria or any African countries.

Gud luck!

Hi Mr Fatai2 I dropped a text b4, pls I wanna start this mini importation biz,and I'm still a novice on this,pls help and shed some lights on this please,would appreci8 if I can get ur contact on whatsapp pls.
Help a bro!
Religion / Re: Good Friday: 7 Catholic Devotees Nailed To Cross In Philippines (photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 10:15pm On Mar 30, 2018
Lol christianity reloaded! thru Jesus christ our Lord! amen amen!
Business / Re: Ask Me Anything On Importation Of Goods From China by ahmedbanj(m): 5:40pm On Mar 25, 2018
I've got interest in this mini importation biz to Nigeria,but am a novice in this and I wouldnt want to thread a wrong path which would later lead to regret,pls anyone to shed some lights on how to start this biz? would really appreciate
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards: I Sold 'Okpa' For 10 Years And It Was My Daily Meal by ahmedbanj(m): 4:45pm On Mar 25, 2018
Hmmm, I'm smelling something bros Frank!
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Slams Followers Who Body Shamed Her Over Saggy Breasts by ahmedbanj(m): 4:23pm On Mar 25, 2018
young lady! your olympus has truly fallen...
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Slams Followers Who Body Shamed Her Over Saggy Breasts by ahmedbanj(m): 4:18pm On Mar 25, 2018
Primusinterpares:
A minute silent for the fallen heroes...
hahahaha lol,bros u don manya finish.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde At Fatima Dangote's Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2018
adamsbadoo:
F*ck omotola f*ck her dress f*ck op f*ck wedding f*ck the guy above me f*ck the guy below me hey, the mod that put this on front page, be careful oo angry
Hahaha lol...Bleep U.
Romance / Re: Does The Rich Always Marry The Rich? - Solomon Buchi Bartholomew by ahmedbanj(m): 4:00pm On Mar 25, 2018
CrescentMoon:

"The Rich" is plural. What is the use of "Does" in that topic?
Hmmn monitoring spirits! #oversabi
Romance / Re: Does The Rich Always Marry The Rich? - Solomon Buchi Bartholomew by ahmedbanj(m): 3:57pm On Mar 25, 2018
buygala:
kk
Oooh U make sense die,abeg chop knuckle bros...

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Business / Re: The Diamonds Dangote Shopped For His Daughter, Fatima Dangote's Wedding by ahmedbanj(m): 3:27pm On Mar 25, 2018
To all those asking what is 'white wedding' pls is it originated from christianity? or is it a matrimony culture of the white's regardless if they are religious or not? so if an atheists, budhists, or other religious belief's wants to celebrate weddings, na 'PINK' or 'RED' Wedding they gonna do? SMH #foolish_sets_of_religious_fanatics
Politics / Re: Electricity Consumers To Pay More In New NERC Regulation by ahmedbanj(m): 10:27pm On Mar 20, 2018
Cromcruach91:
Before we grumble...consider a few facts

1.When we privatised electricity distribution and generation, the price increase was written into the law that governs the thing.

2.We need anything between $300-900billion to get light 24/7.

3.Privatization means that you pay more from your pocket.

4.We have to pay our bills...and let's be frank...we pay bills lower than countries like Ghana...who pay twice as much as we do.

5.Electricity is not a free lunch.

MODIFIED

To all that responded to me, thank you very much.

I just want to leave this fact for you guys...

We need $300 BILLION to get light 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Our foreign reserve is $40billion. Let that sink in...and then we can talk.

Mtchew,so U gonna bliv U typed somtin reasonable abi? arrant nonsense! dem suppose dash U slap ni sir!

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Business / Re: CBN Gives Banks 2 Weeks To Settle Customers' Complaints by ahmedbanj(m): 11:35pm On Feb 23, 2018
dedollarman:
What about fortis micro finance bank has
I have a serves of over 1,000,000 now the bank has
Refuse to pay me insisting they don,t have money

Hahahaha U don enta 1 chance sire! lol
Travel / Re: Atlanta-Bound Delta Flight Catches Fire, Makes Emergency Landing In Nigeria by ahmedbanj(m): 12:06pm On Feb 14, 2018
babylove01:


Them say no lives was lost but you still dey talk RIP. You sure say you nor join village piping?

Lol if you check his name on profile,U'ld know that na correct village people we dey talk gangan him be...
Romance / Re: Self-defense Trick Every Lady Should Learn (say No To Rape) by ahmedbanj(m): 12:09am On Feb 13, 2018
Lol issokay! U wan turn 9ja Nikita abi? my dear juz pray U dnt get to encounter dis rape shit wit a determined man! Ur toto go hear am...lol.

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Celebrities / Re: D’banj To Daddy Freeze: "I Pay My Tithes” - Singer Tells OAP At Omotola At 40 by ahmedbanj(m): 10:46pm On Feb 12, 2018
Omo see as D'banj Bleep up sha! well I no go blame am,him papa sef na deacon abi pastor na?
Properties / Re: Fire Destroys Vivid Imagination Fashion House In Lagos (Photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 11:21pm On Feb 10, 2018
Eeyah Vivid sorry oo, A ni ri iru e mo oo!
Celebrities / Re: "Stop Begging Me For Money Via DM" - CEO Of Kokun Foundation Cries Out by ahmedbanj(m): 8:33pm On Feb 02, 2018
Mtcheew,this Kokun guy is full of crap!
U already gained d attention U seek wen feeding some set of few people temporarily and posting on instagram,so why complaining?
If U wanna help people help dem and dont bring it on social media.

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Religion / Re: Woman Sows Seed With Her Husband's Car In Delta Church (Photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 8:01am On Jan 29, 2018
Hahaha see another foolish sheeple...next plz.
Religion / Re: Man's Genotype Changes From SS To AA At Pastor Ibiyeomie's Crusade-Duncan Mighty by ahmedbanj(m): 7:50am On Jan 29, 2018
Kikiki...next plz!
Crime / Re: Osun: Classic White Used For Ritual By Yahoo Boys - Friends Mourn (Photos) by ahmedbanj(m): 11:48am On Jan 22, 2018
MrHistorian:
Don't be a victim of illusion,there is NOTHING like MONEY RITUAL.

The closest explanation to their overnight and sudden wealth can be from the sale of human organs in neighbouring countries.

Also,Yahoo Boys who become wealthy from internet fraud are only being sold CONFIDENCE by their Voodoo Instructor because of their innate belief in charm.

For Example,After watching series of movies depicting Charm potency(of which is a sham) and listening to weird and unconfirmed stories about how potent charm is.Then,As an internet fraudster,you visit a voodoo shrine for more prosperity and you are been ordered to sleep in a graveyard for 3 days.

This will only build your CONFIDENCE as you will erroneously think you have been fortified thus making you able to bodly make more demands from your victims.

Simple,Charm is a HOAX.

see I pity U...
Romance / Re: 18-Year-Old Italian Model Auctions Her Virginity To Buy Her Parents A House by ahmedbanj(m): 9:36am On Jan 17, 2018
Mtchew.,tot its 1 preety gal see as she wowo sef,OP mind ursef oo
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Explains His "Uncle Stop Touching" Line Of "Yeba" by ahmedbanj(m): 11:50am On Jan 14, 2018
Haha! 'Uncle stop touching' how dat 1 take be problem? and kiss daniel sef replying dose idiots?
Literature / Re: Tarasha 2 - The Return For Revenge by ahmedbanj(m): 9:57am On Jan 09, 2018
wow! mehn dis story is a fucking masterpiece! kudos Oyinprince...

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