awwfar:
hmmm...so u get sense like this ..
my advice is that you start walking around your house naked henceforth with your stick pointing forward like a battled ready soldier that's about to pull the trigger in the middle of a war, its sha your house.

Walai,bros U don manya.. lol badt guy.

Better countries,not in my country.
Even if some patriotic citizens decides to donate,those idiotic pot bellied leaders we have will still loot the money upon all the billions they've been stealing since wayback.,awon oloriburuku leaders.

Throwback:


His he so daft that he does not understand the whole package that comes with kit sponsorship?

Does he think kit sponsorship is just tailoring of jersey that will be handled by a firmless entity?

I didn't know that Aba Tailors is now a name of a kit sponsorship firm.

Maybe he should tell us how much of Aba Tailors sport kit have been sold internationally before and what international outlets Aba Tailors Inc. have established globally to generate his delusional $100m.

Even Enyimba FC of Aba does not use Aba Tailors as a sport kit sponsor, because they understand what the business of sport kit sponsorship entails.

Sometimes it pays to eschew irrelevant populism for true common sense.

I had always thought this dude was presidential material, but he has proven tirelessly to be as clueless as his fellow Bayelsaman Jonathan.

Lol,na our common sense senator U juz disgrace lyk dis? chai dearis God oo!

[color=#770077][/color] Hello pls can I still join the whatsapp group,am interested!

Mospecial1:
Kai!
I need just 1/10th of this to boost my business.

Why just 1/10th? na guguru & groundnut u dey sell? abi na kunu?

And I told Tobi not to wear this tracksuit yet oo,mallam Audu already said he's gonna deliver mine 2mao..bro U don Bleep up!

BluntTheApostle:


Deliverance is all you need.

Tommorow, by 12 am, enter your bathroom and wash your head three times.

First wash takes boredom far away from your threads.

Second wash brings you Lala's favor.

Third wash brings you people's favors so that they would be the one pushing for your thread to make front page.

Do these every day for three days and after that, make a post and you will make FP.

See advice!

sexybbstar:
Lol . It's true tho. Millions first before aspiring for billions

Abi na.,E go be if U bliv!

Some wey dey claim that they have Lexus no get just a bicycle oo.

sexybbstar:
I love Lexus RX 350.. I want it to be my first car.

#billionairegoals

Bae 4get d #billionaregoals na still millionaire goals U get lol.

Yusuf4:


Fool and ancient thinker, I use Iphone 7, I’m into drop shipping and freelancing. I earn more than $1200 every month on Fiverr alone doing animation videos..
I wear ripped jeans, I have ordered a 2007 salon Lexus 330 from auction exports USA ��, I club on weekends to cool off because I usually work up 14 hour in a day..

So go get yourself busy and stop wasting your time on Nairaland hating rich guys because you’re poor...
They did not cause your condition. Buhari did

Na thunder go kill all dose sars! useless people...btw boss show a bro way about this dropshipping stuff..
God bless!

POLITICS!! I pray GOD helps US!

flinton:
Nigeria is now lucrative for snakes, their cousin few months ago swallowed 36m, u will understand why other species of snake now migrate to nigeria

Lol.,Snakes too lyk beta tins na.

I tot U were saying Taiwan abi Tai_chi?
which 1 is taipan snake again? Op take d snake,lift am up make dem snap U wit am,make I observe am.

U see bro dere are 2 tins involved,if d gal U're dealin wit is juz a normal mami water,U're a lil bit safe.,but if she's a winch! Juz bliv me U're gone....
U nid prayer's anyways lol.

Relationship expert? Infact ehn! make I no juz talk

I used one nokia n97 den, chai! dat fone no be here walai! and I used one symbian nokia too dat do use trackpad lyk dis dnt rememba d model,dose 2 fone's frustrated me lyk madt!

Make money bro,U'ld nt be wasting ur tym 2 understand women,and dey too wld understand U wella,plus when it cums to sex,f*ck her brains out ...lol jk tho.

ANIOMADEI2018:
IF APC is not the answer to our Problems, there is no reason going back to the instigators of the problem.
I'm not a politician but I would do everything not to have PDP in Government in Nigeria.
The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia. I believe PDP believes Nigerians have short memories, if not, Ibori would not have been included in their convention committee and Jonathan would not have been allowed to talk (He ended up indicting himself as usual anyway).
For those who may have forgotten, kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with me that what happened in Eagle square on saturday was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do.
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS?
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening

with all this 'facts' in this your epistle, what's halting the presidency from going after this bunch of wicked souls!
please do make an explanation on that too!

Foolish sets of youths & oldies,so its now U would all be asking 'where is the power' it's in Obj's wardrobe,go and take it!
we are asking for the contribution the new government has to offer,you're all asking foolish questions from one old wicked man that's been out of power for so many years..
make Buhari probe am na if he knows what he's saying or why the wait again?

Craze craze!

Both of dem are crazy! bunch of selfish old fools!

If there's love & understanding the man can manage to stay.,but women can still be frustrating at times though!

*HELP* Please I need someone that do buy from Amazon,wanna make some enquiries! Thanks in advance and God bless.

Lilisticlili:
die well brother

Lilisticlili:
die well brother

hahaa lol, U no gud oo

Kemjisuper:
Walk up to the lady, get her attention and bluntly accuse her father of being a thief!

In shock she'll ask what makes you say so (maybe even give you a slap in the process )

In your defence, you'll reply "Sorry, I was just wondering where your Dad stole those sparkles in your eyes"

Try it people! It's the MONEY SHOT!

Note: It may not workout well in 70% of the cases, especially when the lady's too dumb to understand what the word "sparkles" means

lmao...Try am with an Igbo girl wey dey chop akpu,na dat day U go receive sense bros!

saucekid:
best line is
'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey*

saucekid:
best line is
'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey*

lmao.,I swear U don manya..

9jaboi1:
i think u jst have 2 b humorous, try making her laff, she falls on u,, loses control and funny enof, dont adsk for her numba and wen u r done, u'll be surprised she would be asking "DONT U CARE ABOUT MA NUMBA"
It works,

You've been watchin films 2 much.,cos gals are nt smiling anyhw again,juz only wen it involves cash.

dutty:
hi, pls do u have matches?

lol.,ur own case ehn!

LadyT:
God African men should write a book on their awful toasting lines.

The ones I really hate are the ones who tell you they love you before they even ask your name
I shall explain

Him: Omo you are sweet you know  

Me: Thanks  

Him: I just love you so much  

Me: You dont even know my name!  

LadyT:
God African men should write a book on their awful toasting lines.

The ones I really hate are the ones who tell you they love you before they even ask your name
I shall explain

Him: Omo you are sweet you know  

Me: Thanks  

Him: I just love you so much  

Me: You dont even know my name!  

Hahaha lmao...It is called Love at 1st sight.

whitelexi:
Girl u look fine Like a diamond studded rolex - u just shine I like that waist line Let me hit that from behind Which way u wanna climb - my style genuine
_{Biggie was good. But i still prefer Pac}

Beta pikin!