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Nigerians make una clap for yourselves.

You've made another mumu dullard popular and famous.

Now anything they say becomes news.

Nairaland mods una well done ooh! So anything this woman says now will enter front page.

una if no be bad news na useless news.

They did the right thing cause those agents of darkness would have wasted the lives of the children while Buhari and the remaining demons permeating the halls of aso rock probably did nothing or were dragging legs like virgins.

Later one person will come and start making noise about how churches and pastors only enrich themselves.

E go dey pain some people now ooh!
Better tin no dey sweet dia eyes.

- Gateway City Gate;

- 42-Kilometre Sagamu Interchange-Abeokuta Road.

- 14km Ijebu-Ode-Epe Expressway.

Two Housing Estates for low, medium and high income earners at Kobape and Oke-Mosan in Abeokuta, respectively.

In one day This is a high number of projects to be commissioned in one day, and it is gratifying.

That's the prayer of every father ooh!

That their sons surpass them in every GOOD area of their lives.

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive.

DrAkpa:

your brain

Na wah ooh!

Once your matter enter Nairaland front page. Its very dangerous.

Invictus, hushpuppy, mompha, woodberry, tony roma, pac, obi cubana, and others that usually flaunt on instagram and snapchat.

Once their matter enter Nairaland like this na so EFCC & FBI start dey pursue them.

KillIgbohoN0W:
What sort of rubbish is this?Afonjas go enter God is Good to Asaba, trek to Port Harcourt and start causing mayhem. Wike should round up all the Afonjas in PH and tie them to a barrel at beach & waste them like the criminals that they are.

dem don torment this one and it's destiny.

christistruth01:
Kalu is lying through his teeth Those that lived in Maiduguri know your Story You were the Sidekick of a very Powerful Northerner He set you up both Financially and Politically

Mention the name of the people in maiduguri that know his story.

Mention the powerful northerner he was a "sidekick' of.

Mention how the "powerful northerner" set him up financially & politically.

Or forever hold your mouth.

It is all superstition.

Like when they say if you cross over someone lying down they'll not grow tall

If you pass in-between two people you've switched their glories.

If you laugh at a dwarf you'd become one.

If you whistle at night you're inviting snake.

It's evil to sweep at night

If you look in-between your legs in the market you'd see ghosts.

Only dead people write their name with red ink.

Only ghosts walk backwards.

Add more if you can.

Most of the things you people posted are basic and boring sh*t.

I don't know wether it's small mindedness or just catching cruise with the topic.

But seriously? Most of the things that were mentioned you don't even need billions to achieve them.

I would probably adopt 1 million children and spend millions training them for about 20 years in various forms of sabotage, espionage, infiltration and spy networking. Then they'd enter every government, organisation, institution, economy, and structure of the world as my sleeper agents. Then one day I'd give the order and there would be a global takeover of ever single system in the world under my control, behest and direction

You asked for the craziest!!!

Odin13:
If this road side dirty make Nnewi stink .. then Walai Nnewi is one of the most develop state African Mahn Lagos stinks for good . Enter Ogba and you believfrim the gutters to ordinary sand .Talk more of other Yoruba states .. and see stinking Is normal in west.. very normal sight

once you see people like this ranting and wailing trying to change the topic just know the matter is true and they're trying to cover up.
nnwei's waste disposal system was obviously overwhelmed this past season. And Typical gutter mentality took over. I wonder what we will call the pig sty that is igbo states or igbo dominated areas. Go to everywhere igbos are clustered all across Nigeria and the world and you'll see dirty lifestyle. From aba, umuahia, to onitsha, mkpor, nnewi, to parts of Lagos, jos, kaduna, kano, Abuja(suburbs).

this must be a joke.
what sort of unprofessional and mentally degrading sh*t is that.

This song playing on my mind

Dear Father, in Heaven (eh-eh)
'Bout time to take over
E don tey wey I trouble you
Back down oh, Lucifer
I no dey follow pastor dey beef Imam
Father na father
See, me, I don busy my call oh
I won focus on you, on God (ma sun egbe)

Aye ole f'eni t'omo way (oh-oh)
Eni t'omo way, sheb'oun l'omo Barnabas?
Aye ole f'eni t'omo way (f'eni t'omo way)
Eni t'omo way, sheb'oun l'omo-

Me, I get sense (eh-eh)
I get God
I come first (aah)
I don boss
Plenty talk
Plenty noise
Plenty people don con report (sheb'oun l'omo)

female serial killers are so rare.
partly due to stereotypes people have of women in the justice system and criminal investigation scene.
believing a woman can't commit such attrocities.

What will you do if a man gives you 400k naira?


I had an experience today, I saw some girls jubilating that a man gave one of them 400k naira just like that. As a gift for her to support her education. After hearing their story of grand luck and achievement I began to ponder, looking at the climate of things happening in Nigeria and around the world I want to know is it possible for a man to give a girl 400,000 naira just like that and not ask for anything in return, not even a glass of water?

According to the story these ladies were narrating the girl that got the money met the man at a bus stop where she was standing waiting for a car and he gave her a lift in his jeep to the saloon, she said during the drive they began to talk and he was impressed with the conversation and her intelligence so he decided to support her education. That was how he collected her account number and transferred 400k.

Now this story to me is pretty unbelievable, I have many questions. I didn’t ask them cause I was busy doing my work and overhearing their gist.

First question is that, is it possible for a man to give a lady 400k just like that and ask for nothing in return? In fact, lacing the giveaway with advice on how she should focus on her education and not let men destroy her life. Is it possible that in this climate of rituals, fraud, crime and prostitution a man can give a lady 400k like that and not even think twice about it?

To me ooh! If it was my sister or relation, I would have insisted that the man come to our house in front of the whole family and give her the money. Why would a lady simply accept that kind of thing? and not even say come let me show my father and mother who gave me this money. Cause in the old days if strangers gave us money, we take the money plus the stranger to our parents. We show them everything. But it looks like nowadays this has become a normal Monday morning event.

I just held my mouth let it not be like I am insulting them or abusing this "favour from God" that they have received from a kind stranger.

I believe if anybody wants to give anybody money be it a boy or girl, man or woman. From the bottom of their hearts then they should take it to the person's house at the front of the family and friends and present it.

Somethings sound too good to be true.

OneCandleAway:
For you to even think you can compare Micheal Jacksons charity works to wizkid or davido is a sacrilege.

It's people who have no use of their life that will seat down and start using data and time to be comparing who do charity pass. All I want to say is Wizkid has helped people. If anybody dey argue am na their wahala be that. Who God don bless no man can curse.

Wizkid donated All the profits he made from Wizkid's 2017 sold out concert at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK to Grenfell Tower fire victims. Nigerians started vhexing that he donated, on top his own money.
Poverty sticken entitled people.

OneCandleAway:
Pray for forgiveness for bringing Micheal Jackson into this. Michael has helped a lot of people. He rearranged the composition of human nature for swv free to charge without asking for royalties.

wizkid paid for David Anthony's mother's surgery and he never used it to chase clout or post it NEVER. It's the michael jackson part you saw only na.

Same wizkid paid for dipo's daughter surgery
In 2015 and he didn't say pim about it. It was until dipo started hailing him 3 years later before everybody knew something like that ever happened.

Na every year dem dey recycle this news.

Ahmed dey enjoy Im life people dey here dey para.

TeddyJammy:
Reason why DAVIDO Is far better than Wizpig. have u seen where wizkid help a musician blow? Or feature an unknown artist to get a fame? No. wizpiq is jux greedy and selfish. He only knows abt himself. sometimes i wonder why people aways hype this pig. . and his music no dey make sense to me. Always boring and pathetic. doing sum style and guy in every video. . Yet some retard go hype d mumu upon say he dey sing nonsense. . He's jux Overrated . .TEAM OBO TO THE WORD BADDEST

come on get out. Mention 1 artist michael jackson or the beatles "helped" or even Fela. This rubbish standard you people cannot hold your fathers to. But everytime wizkid this wizkid that.
Wizkid has helped plenty people. Continue suffering see as you dey rant. There is no beauty in sadness. No honor in suffering. No growth in fear. No relief in hate. It’s just a waste of perfectly good happiness.

Maybe it's an addiction. You need to cut her off from the source of her addiction.

My god. which crime did he commit?
Even if he committed a crime is this how to end a man's life

-its moments like this I wish capital punishment in form of the death penalty was still active-

Hanging to be specific.

Ghout

I haven't heard this song yet.

Your wife is trying to reduce you, she is trying to pull you down and going after your job which she feels is important to you and relevant to your standing in life, is a means for her to beat you down and threaten you.

she has put you in a corner, now you're trying to save your marriage, save your child and save your job.

for a woman to be going after your source of income that is funding the family and her lifestyle is another level of wickedness in high places.

All that money to seat next to Ramsphosa. Lol....!
If it was Jacob zuma or mandela now I woulda said bingo!

But Ramsphosa

Trevor noah hasn't heard this yet!

Omo! You guys already made a mistake of assuming someone who despite clear warnings against her behavior (dirtyness). Refused to clean up and act right, would obey an agreement to vacate the house in due time.

You didn't plan this situation properly and it has kinda backfired.

Consult a lawyer for further advise as this will form the basis of a legal eviction involving the police if it comes to that.