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pyyxxaro:
Her first movie wayback was PREGNANT VIRGIN

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Wu ask you

[quote author=CaptainFM1 post=112496432]Refresh the scoreboard pls. It's 2-0

Op is too shocked to refresh anything with like dis.. Op la Liverpool fan

They are all walking alone

Dollywood:
SORRY BRO Up Villareal.

We d Yellow Submarines hail thee

paulolee:
we know u support sallah n dts why u uploaded a picture of cr7 topping the list for only home goals asif united made him the Highest paid in d league to only score at home, I like cr7 fans on nairaland bcoz they know how to dig stats dt can suit their man..
I think cr7 should start planning on how to score more goals n break more records In conference league next season against kukesi and co when other big boys are playing UCL football....
I dnt want to hear dt he is running away from next season challenge in search of UCL football bcoz afterall he met united playing UCL and he shouldn't run and leave them in conference league...dt won't be fair..

Tell dem make dem hear awon Ronaldo fans dem

czarr:
If a woman complains to you about how bad guys treated her in the past. Ask her how long she stayed with the guys if she stayed with them for more than a year it means she loves the treatment metted out to her by those guys.

Naive you would want to do better than those guys but what you don't know is that there is a reason she chose to date those bad guys, she is damaged and can only be aroused by guys who treat her poorly....if you treat her better she'll be bored, cheat on you and leave.

Nuff said

Oil yapa for ur head

[quote author=LibertyRep post=112218545]If a player scores hatrick in a game, he goes home with the ball.

Now that a team has won a league for ten consecutive seasons, I feel it's right for the league to be renamed after such club as a mark of honor.

Ladies and gentlemen, German Bundesliga should be renamed German Bayernsliga. [/qu





It's Bayern bundesliga

[quote author=AntiMen post=111373561]Let me begin with your last question...Yes I am ..

Then about having intimate conversations with him, actually I don't.

Maybe I should tell you how this started, I've stated it before but I will again, He expects me to have attained a level of spirituality which I'm not interested in, so whenever he sees me in church he would remind me to come for activities that would aid my spiritual life but I ain't interested in all that shit, seeing that I didn't bulge, each time I'm in church , whether I'm close or far away from him, he always ensure he calls my name or greets me, I could be having conversations with two of my friends,he will call only my name and pass to show he's greeting me ..Sometimes I feel embarrassed for my friends cos I believe he's supposed to greet all of us and not just me...
So because of these actions I began to grow fond of him...I won't lie sometimes I steal glances at him in church and our eyes meet, but I always shrug it off..

I don't really discuss anything confidential with him, and our talks have always been in the front of others...there's nothing more to all of that asides the unusual feeling I'm having...

Recently, we had a chat about an issue that concerns someone else in church and I gave my opinion about the matter, after our conversation ,we said the usual good nights and I want to use the normal hands emoticon to indicate goodnight, mistakenly (God's my witness) I pressed the lips emoticon after goodnight, it was so embarrasing.
But I left it that way cos it was a mistake and


La u sabi.. Yoruba say kilokon mi

I'm an automobile electrician and AC man

personally, if i cheat on u and u cheat back. Hmmm. I think that will be the end of the relationship coz two imperfect people can nt make a relatnshp work. That's tit for tat[/quote]U dey craze

Jennyclay:
I know two wrongs can't make a right but then you don't expect me to be loyal and faithful to you.. Then you go about sleeping with other ladies. It doesn't work for me.

I believe in Equality, go and ask my friends, they will tell you more about me.

give me ur friends number make I ask dem

[quote author=Skyfornia post=111491192]I really don't like it when they put Messi's name or achievements alongside Ronaldo, yes Messi is a great player but Ronaldo is the greatest! Both of them are not mate.

I know some people will mention ballon d'or as achievement, but it's all about vote, and vote can be manipulated. In a voting system, the best is not always the


Senior kolo detected

Totilopussylick:
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Naijanascam:
Na this matter them dey treat now

Da guy nr fit just fall inside Da well

JayCynic:
Now that he's scored the hype will be everywhere, notice how nobody is praising Pogba despite his brilliant performance, notice how they are saying that he plays better than teenagers at 37 but once he just stops scoring, the blame suddenly will be on Rashford, Rangnick, Bruno Fernandez, Fred, English FA, Sepp Blatter, Putin, Nnamdi Kanu, and the Pfizer vaccine, that's when they'll somehow remember that age has caught up with him.

Lol nnamdi kanu

Who knows maybe d child was bullied to death �

Did iceberg use clean hand to press your yansh? �

[quote author=Mooh247 post=110564925]



Weyrey.... This vagina people sef

An average kpekus contains more bacteria than the dirtiest mouth or hands

While a mouth has saliva and food particles, a vagina contains remnant of dead ovary cells, menses , traces of urine, traces of another man's sperm cells, sweat , dead eggs



I wish I can unfuck all my Bleep

God bless you my guy for bringing this life changing news to front page. I mean after seeing I felt so motivated, it changed my whole life. Now I'm a successful person and became a zillonaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, a pilot, an architect and an astronaut I got 20 Olympic gold medal 18 grammy 10 noble price awards . I became GCFR, GCON and CFR on d same day next year I'm planning to buy moon � .. Tank u admin

Fineman1759:
You can use your small data to be a telegram moderator they can pay you 0.5 bnb weekly which is like 200$ weekly

It’s easy and I can send you samples of how it works

My friends earn from it

Although it requires lots of reading

Please I would like to know how it works too

Which day dem wan take swear 4 am sorry swear am in?

1stGenAmerican:
Please name one place in the world where someone lives for free without paying any bills.

Freetown

dapadawee:
This game will end with penalty

Penalty kill u der

Dreytonisback:
Fuelling station

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Abeg nr go light am near d fueling station o make u nr explode everywhere

[quote author=michlins post=109482334]The person each player voted and the results should tell you who's more realistic[/quot

Who he vote for nor concern anybody abi la una get he voting spirit . So everybody should now vote for lewa because say la only him dey der. Wu go kun vote for d rest guys coconut head

CondemnBattery:
Messi is just selfish.
He definitely know neither Neymer nor Mbappe can't win it, but chose to vote for them so that his chances of winning will be boosted.
If he had won he would have come out to talk about how Lewandoski had deserved the award.

The guy is just a stupid pretending hypocrite.


Let him enjoy his fraudulent french magazine award in shame. Hypocrite Midget

Ur headache .. Go mop river just to take ur mind off the pain dis guy has caused u. Don't take things too serious....?

Kingcalls:
I have always maintained that Messi is a snake...same person that said Lewandowski deserved balon dor infront of the world ,but went behind to vote Neymar that dint even score more than 10 goals last season and missed most games due to injury...

Ronaldo voted for Messi in 2019 , voted for lewandoski in 2020 , while messi voted for Suarez in 2020 .... messi is like a friend that is gentle and hails u in front of people to buy ur trust , but will poison u the moment u leave ur drink open to go ease urself and will be the one to cry the most during ur Funeral...

He dint even put him in his top 3 , same thing he did last season... Next thing his mumu fans will say he doesn't compete with anyone....

Ronaldo on the other hand is the type of friend that will criticize u infront of u when he feels u have done wrong , but will defend u to his last breath behind ur back .... fear all these quiet people, they are gaslighters and the killer psychos we have in the society... they are easily jealous of u if u are doing better than them and they pretend to like u ...I hv met them in my lifetime and I hv sworn never to make any of them close to me ever again... they are very dangerous

Look at buhari , very gentle and quiet b4 2015.... I will take a wike ovevr a buhari

Na u sabi.. Ki lo kon mi

princefrank76:
very venomous.. don't even dare

Not all are. Except d green mamba

MALIGNANTGuest:
The NYSC GUY is even smiling.
I just hope he doesn't join them after all these.

Why e nor go join dem.. Work dey?

[quote author=FolabiCash post=106357059]Damn

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E be like say nor be dis guy brand dem give am. He just dey manage am

9jayes:
See meat

One idiot spotted

Omo this show dey become boring and boring as d years goes by

Instead of make bad thing happen make rain fall