Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 11:37am On Jan 07, 2016 |
And who exactly is this epic5? I don't want to go the war route O... So please clarify |
Autos › Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by airsaylongcon: 11:28am On Jan 07, 2016 |
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Thank you very much! Car checks out OK. Much appreciated |
Autos › Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by airsaylongcon: 8:03pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
airsaylongcon: Please check this for me. WAUDH68D41A002976. Export1 help me before I make a bad buy o. Vehicle allegedly came from Vancouver, BC |
Autos › Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by airsaylongcon: 6:37pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Please check this for me. WAUDH68D41A002976. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 5:45pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
epic5: Feel This:
Dear Graduate Trainee Applicants
We regret to inform you that due to the cyclical downturn within the Oil and Gas Industry and the recent Federal Government Policies targeted at restructuring the Executive Board of NLNG Ltd, we are indefinitely suspending the Graduate Trainee Recruitment Process pending a positive outlook within the industry.
We shall be contacting you soon regarding refunds of your travel expenses where applicable. We sincerely apologize for all inconvenience this might have caused you and wish you the best in all your endeavours.
Kind Regards.
You feel it??
#Disclaimer: the texts above na joke oo, was not from NLNG Ltd. Dear NLNG HR, Thank you for the above missive. As your are aware we have been on this path for over two years. As you intend to make refunds please find below the refund heading: 1) Internet access fee to view the vacancy advert: N1 000.00 2) Internet access for initial application: N1,000.00 3) Document scanning fee for (2) above: N1,000.00 4) Nairaland registration fee (Internet access): N5,000 5) Monthly access fee to track NLNG gossip on NL: N8,000 x26 months = N208,000.00 6) Attempted thread recovery fee after NL hack: N117,512.66 (naira equivalent at old dollar rate) 7) Preparing for WAEC exam: 1140.21 Ghanaian cedis (I went to WAEC Ghana to prepare)  Argument fee on NL: To be discussed amongst NL thread members 9) Health charge for waiting for WAEC Result: N415,452 (I had to fly to London to see my shrink) 10) Tension arising from opening WAEC success email:N50,000.00 11) Elation from Discovering Success email: N0 (it brought down my BP) 12) Worry from waiting for SHL date to be scheduled: N577,500.00 13) Preparation for SHL:USD 14567 (New dollar rate abeg). I went to New York to get Kaplan to prepare 14) Argument fee for various questions posted on NL:$100/question (Amrika dollars not Liberian or Zimbabwean dollars) 15) Consultant's fee for bringing BODMAS question on NL to stimulate the group (exclusively for Longcon) : to be discussed in private with NLNG management. (others to come as the spirit leads) |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Deltans Meet Here! by airsaylongcon: 3:23pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
Nomzylicious: lol.. No u didn't, sorry I hardly check.. So how can I reach you? Letter? Messenger pigeon? |
Technology Market › Re: On My Way To Akwa Ibom To Meet A Nairalander. by airsaylongcon: 1:25pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
cupid4ig: but the restrictions on sharing might push me to sell Those restrictions you are running from are the ones I'm running to. Been stung by android to many times. Holla me *if* you are gonna sell |
Celebrities › Re: Davido baby's Doctor's Report Leaked (See document) by airsaylongcon: 2:06pm On Jan 03, 2016*. Modified: 9:50pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
Rubbish! Sample taken since July. The report doesn't say anything about concentration. It's possible that it was traces that was detected. Does he know how long it takes for weed to clear from blood?
Modified: the user below me has said it all. Breach of patient - doctor confidentiality. I see Dr Kuku name at d bottom of the report. Hit him or the Lab with a business closing law suit. Nansense |
Celebrities › Re: 5 Dirty Secrets Revealed By Olamide And Don Jazzy ’s Fight Over Headies Awards by airsaylongcon: 1:59pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
RedCapChief: Egbon, which brand of gin do you like? You deserve 1 bottle Na only one Absolut I need make to clear the sense so I go do beat wey Don Baba J go put e name on top. Lol |
Celebrities › Re: 5 Dirty Secrets Revealed By Olamide And Don Jazzy ’s Fight Over Headies Awards by airsaylongcon: 1:50pm On Jan 03, 2016 |
People talking shit that Don Baba J puts his name on other people's beat haven't worked in a corporate environment. As long as you have been directed by your boss to write a report or prepare a speech, your boss's name goes on the report cos he vets it an authorises if for publication. IT IS HIS REPORT/SPEECH. Same with sound production. No matter how dope a beat it, if Don J hadn't directed that the beat be made and authorised it's use, that beat na waste. |
Technology Market › Re: Sold by airsaylongcon: 5:11pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
clayrealty: yes I'm on telegram, send me your info http://telegram{d0t}me/airsaylongcon Please if you are gonna quote this, delete the link above. I'm gonna remove the link in am hour |
Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice The First Time They Meet A Man. by airsaylongcon: 11:33pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
4C2215131: Those sexy, high prized shoes on her feet ain't gonna save you when the bitch in her comes calling.
Just saying dawg. I'm not talking of her expensive Manolo Blahniks! I'm talking of her real 10toes and heels. But you are damn right about her beech attitude coming our irrespective of... |
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by airsaylongcon: 10:44pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
calabaman: how can i FAST CHARGE my note 2.
the fone takes forever to charge, unlike my infinix that charges from 0to50% in 30mins. I've got a Note 4 and somehow misplaced the original fast charger. I currently use an original tecno charger with 2A output. Gives me satisfactory charge time. Charges my note 4 and Amazon fire hd 7 in good time. This charger has been under threat from my friends cos apparently it charges their phones faster than their follow come chargers. The charger is under secure lock with fingerprint authorisation required lol |
Technology Market › Re: On My Way To Akwa Ibom To Meet A Nairalander. by airsaylongcon: 10:25pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
cupid4ig: Okay guys , just dropped from bus now so I need to find a means of going back to my villa. Isuofia. So will update when I ge home thank God for journey mercies. Will reply to every post leta. You just proved the saying "No guts no glory". Only an ndigbo will travel from Anambra to Akwa Ibom on a wing and a prayer to close this type of deal. Ndigbo kwezuenu! And to the honest dealer in AK, whatever reason made you sell an original iPhone 6 at such give away price you will recover and overcome this new year. 45k for an original iPhone 6! Why I nor see d advert early na. U guts is tremendous! |
Christianity Etc › Re: There Are Plans To Assassinate Buhari – Mbaka by airsaylongcon: 10:17pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Look how a so-called MoG is speaking with both sides of his mouth! So because he is hell bent on becoming CAN president he has lost all scruples? Selling his right for a plate of pottage. Shame shame shame. This is the same so-called Father that prayed for Biafra to exist now talking rubbish. Ndigbo una see una life? Offer you money and you are ready to sell your mother's grave. *spits* tufiakwa |
Technology Market › Re: On My Way To Akwa Ibom To Meet A Nairalander. by airsaylongcon: 7:30pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Pics or you dey give us "stories that touch" |
Technology Market › Re: Sold by airsaylongcon: 6:40pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Are you on Telegram? Let's chat |
Nairaland General › Re: Hilarious New Year Resolution My Friend Sent Me On Whatsapp by airsaylongcon: 1:29pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
efilefun: Lol not with shift delete Even with Shift+Delete you can still undelete |
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by airsaylongcon: 1:17pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
S3 (i9305) panel for sale
Or I'm looking to buy follow come, undamaged S3 (i9305) screen
PM me if you got any. Lagos only |
Romance › Re: Why Do Married Men Masturbate? by airsaylongcon: 12:45pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Decker: You know it's quite funny that people are quick to chastise people who masturbate just for the sole reason that it's a form of sexual immorality. A notion that's gotten from the paraphrasing of the transcribed & transliterated words of the holy book.
Now, isn't it better for someone to please himself or herself rather than going out to fornicate and sleep around with others? I mean isn't it still a form of abstinence? Wouldn't you rather let your daughter or sister do that than sleep around with men?
We all see beautiful women everyday and we all fantasize about what we can do to or with them. You see a girl on the street with big baloons hanging out of her chest or a big backside and immediately, you imagine having sex with her. Now, what you have done is no different from someone who masturbates, the only difference is that he is stimulating his genitals.
The sin isn't with the stimulation but it's with the thought, so if I am to go by that, then both sets of people are guilty.
In the case of married couples, you should first bear in mind that people have different libidos. Some people have an unquenchable desire to have sex almost at all times and such people can't always afford to wait for their partners to be in the mood before they have sex, so they favor the act of masturbation. It's better than being unfaithful.
I am not saying this because I masturbate, I actually don't, not because I think it's wrong, but because sex isn't really my proclivity. Christ embassy Ambassador |
Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice The First Time They Meet A Man. by airsaylongcon: 4:15am On Jan 01, 2016 |
4C2215131: Those sexy, high prized shoes on her feet ain't gonna save you when the bitch in her comes calling.
Just saying dawg. I'm talking her actual feet not her Manolo Blahniks |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 1:58am On Jan 01, 2016 |
We've been locked in arguments whether "This Week is...". Let me categorically tell you all that "This is is MOST DEFINITELY the year". Happy new year to the most dogged set of GTs I've come across. May God bless us all. EVERYONE! |
NYSC › Re: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by airsaylongcon: 10:48pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
falconey: 25. Porthacourt Has not yet paid corpers for the past 5 years
m=1 This is soooooooooooooooo untrue. I served in Rivers Batch A 2012 and we got paid just before Christmas of 2014. Batch C 2011 & Batch B 2011 were also paid although there was a considerable time lag between when Batch C 2011 was paid and when we were paid. They paid directly into our accounts 110k as opposed to the normal convention of having all Corp members report to the RVSG Secretariat in Porthacourt were cash payments were made. PS: I'm anti-Amaechi but truth must be told. We believe they paid to "toast" corpers to do the bidding of the now ruling party |
Nairaland General › Re: What Made You Join Nairaland? by airsaylongcon: 10:09pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Joined because I had applied for the world record recruitment by NLNG for GTs. |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Apologizes To Dele Momodu After Drama With Babymama, Sophia by airsaylongcon: 2:45pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
watered: Genea and Aminat508 please come and see another one again o. Ask him if he's Dele's proxy?
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Apologizes To Dele Momodu After Drama With Babymama, Sophia by airsaylongcon: 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Apologies with "but" is not an apology |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by airsaylongcon: 12:58pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
shumuel: Kikiki Lol , so they still do it, na waa o.
Anyways i know this is bad but come to think of it, you can pay N5,000 - N7,000 for AyLive, Olic, Davido, Wizkid e.t.c but when its time to pay just N1,000 to listen to your Glorious and wonderful chior its a problem, God has some judgement to make. I know you are being jocular here. Entertainment is for those that are willing to pay, a form of recreation meant for those that can afford it. A luxury really. The church on the other hand is meant for all, not those that can afford it. Think DStv vs NTA! And I have never spent a penny on any of those acts. Until they start live performance instead of miming ("DJ, play me track 7) I shan't be attending any of their events |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by airsaylongcon: 12:52pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
sarutobie: my goodness! I cannot stand hypocrites! is blood not a fluid? infact the blood is an even more sacred fluid than seme*n according to the word of God. My original post said seme.n not fluid. NL bot autocorrected |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by airsaylongcon: 12:11pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
boofydon: Moderation is the underlying principle. Drink but don't get drunk, use cocaine but do not abuse it. Here in America some states have legalized the use of Marijuana for medical purposes, is taking Marijuana a sin? I'm sure your pastor will tell you it's better to die than take Marijuana. And I have always looked at cigarette smokers as sinners. |
Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice The First Time They Meet A Man. by airsaylongcon: 12:09pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
spacyzuma: Nothing about his shoes? I see you! A list that says nothing about a man's shoes is a tissue paper list. Just like when I meet a girl for the first time, I look straight at her feet. If I don't like what I see mehn the rest is story |
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