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[quote author=BinDean post=77848827][/quote]I don't understand what ur scary meme was trying to say?

Gabrendo:
So this morning I felt like taking a warm cup of tea and the carton of coffee sitting in the kitchen cabinet came in handy. Without knowing how long it had been in the cabinet, I took one sachet and made a hot cup of coffee. I took it with cakes and was fine for some minutes before my stomach started rumbling and then it resulted to a stomach ache. I suspected the cake but it was the same cakes my colleagues took and they seem fine. So, I went back to the kitchen and checked the expiry date of the coffee and found out that it has been expired since 2017... What should I do? The stomach ache is getting worse. Am I going to die... Doctors and pharmacists in the house please help...

No it will make u stay awake for the rest of ur life.. Mtcheeew

No condition is permanent

Na wa oh!! that's all i can say.

Just remembered those days Dad was forcing me to join police force and i was like no way cos i don't see any difference between them and touts and also people will be seeing me as irresponsible.. Mtcheeeww!! thank God i no regret my actions

Young people can not drive car in peace in this sh*thole country without being tagged Yahoo boy or criminal.

lawanson2k3:
Hello the intellects in the house, I'm in a relationship with a girl and we've gone a very long way, but recently, we got to realize that we are both AS, Can we Still get married? and what is the implication of AS and AS getting married, your contributions will be highly appreciated. Thank you, and if the MOD can move this to front page, will appreciate it too.

It can never be worse than mine, imagine falling in love with one girl for the first time after diff relationship and "BOOOM!!" u just realized both of u are not compatible cos AS genotype "blablabla". First time in my life i cried cos of a girl but i need to let go and even after 7yrs of the break up, its still not easy to moving on.
Although it will be tough believe me but you just need to let go. You just have to think about ur children except u don't have plans of having kids.

Yaw dey ooo!!! IK u don enter am, for refusing her sexual advances and also filing a law suit against her for just a joke that u are a Gay

[quote author=WonderManly post=77584031][/quote]They will still be harassing people as long as na the same set of people.
As they don take the Guns away from them na Smack down them go smack people if u try resist arrest.

These Alika of Mcsmith weh him career don die finish wan dey use celebrity backlash to remain reason.... Mtcheeeeew!!!!!

All these devil in human form no dey taya self.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
That man asking for his wife number with bad English must be a yelobam man.

Yelobam men are perpetual and notorious womanizers.

LOOOOOOL... Let them "here's" you and ur online life will never remain the same.

This is the kind of news the Afonjas will love.... Mtcheeeeeeew

Nonsense!!! he's too nice, U get luck say him no brutalize ur face

OlawaleSmarter0:
What he was trying to say is that Google is the mordernize version of IFA not IFA, back in the olden day when there was no technology Yoruba used to consult IFA just like we now consult Google in this modern era, he was just highlighting the similarities

Maybe he himself doesn't understand what he was trying to say. Maybe u should go back and read his statement properly

OlawaleSmarter0:
The white men are always ready to learn new things even if it sound dumb and weird just because we don't understand it doesn't mean he is wrong, that's why the black men will never improve we are always quick to discard Everything without looking into it and understand more

Does that mean when u use google, u are consulting IFA? If u people don't understand stand the concept behind the "Search Engine", just keep quiet and don't come here to make fool of yourself

Kendumazy:
Absolutely truth! Oyinbo started from moderning ancient things and from moderning, they realized they can do it better and better hence so many upgrades phone manufacturers do and software upgrades on your phone. So many other technological ideas were coming up as well. Another case study is drug. Most drugs are herbs formulated together and packaged in blister pack.

Mumu!! u for compare "Aircraft with "witchcraft". Don't just know how shallow we Nigerians can think just because drugs started with herbs.

gidiz:
Are we not suppose to use the name of the icon from materials.io/tools. ..... that is not opening

Check the link to "https://placeholder.com", probably u are not linking it properly.

Swollen stomach? U think after put up a stunt to deceive Zimbabwe witches, that they will let u go free like that.

GreatResearcher:
u went too far to mention Cardi. Ordinary tohyorsih2 should quote the dude him go cum

Ah!!!!! that's too heavy na

Looooool.. True talk

Village people on his trail. Looooool

Promxy94:
50-80

It's for a student.....

Post what you have here and pictures
Thanks

I have Nigerian used core i5 for 70k with no issue but not as neat as new one

Bossjakande:
did u know richest man in Africa in naija candido Rochas is Yoruba ransomed kuti ladi pali hebet maculy ajayi crida thunda balogun dbamj Antony Joshua dmx is all yoruba

Mode abeg u should ban this boy until he's 15years cos the reasoning is too shallow.

Bossjakande:
wateva IBO do Yoruba hav do in past a millions times so is not a news let see IBO win noble prize or IBO play for anoda country as dele alli let see IBO as first to rule as civillian and militry

Your parents should be ashamed of u. U are just colossal waste of sperm. At this ur age u r these slow in processing information and reasoning.

Maybe i should recommend u and those that liked ur pathetic comment to learn how to use ur google that's if una brain fit process the information there

They got what they wanted, so i dnt have to be sorry for them.

Afonjas!!!!! Where them oya come and confirm ur brother name. I thinks say na una dey talk say na only Igbo sabi thief.

, That pain shaa! The dad no get joy at all. Who knows how much hundreds of thousand the boy scam him papa

mikejj:
baby scammer.30 minutes has killed the whole thing..

i shock when the lady say 30mins that i make x3 on binary trade. Even a month self i no go even dey convienced

the same way one just dey disturb my life on Instagram. If actually it works as they said, u dnt even need to be begging people to invest through you. #DumbAssScammers

Chisos!! Guy u wicked oo. See the shit weh just dey come out from ur mouth

delugajackson:
Africans always spending outrageous amounts on items they cannot produce. I can only buy a 9million naira watch if it can;

1. Tell me when Jesus Christ is coming.
2. Take me back to 1914 so that I can assasinate Lord Lugard before he would have attempted to create this failed experiment we have today.
3. Take me back in time so I can rescue my beloved TuPac from being shot.
4. And to the 40's so that I can offer Buhari's parents a condom.

See her face like expired olosho!