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when una go stop this thing.
na every thing God name dey appear on.

hhahahahahhaahahhahaha
you are dem funny

is this what you called got his groove back.lmao

i wish all the best,and pls he should know the type of interview he attend henceforth

my name will be zubairu zukuri zarusguda

PLS THE ANSWER IS PUSSY NAH
IF YOU GET BRAIN

abeg this one nah albino.you know see the eyes

THAT WS A NICE MOVE BY THE AMERICANS,BEFORE NKO NO BE OUR STOLEN MONEY THEY DE CARRY BUY THE CARS.

MAKE THEM EVEN BAN CAR SALES FOR WEST AFRICA SELF.
PLS GIVE ME ONE BOTLLE OF CHILLED ALOMO BITTER

PLS CAN YOU GIVE ME A SOURCES OF YOUR NEWS

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TYPE NONSENSE HERE

great for them,let them go and enjoy them self in hell fire

googlepikin: If na only police dem kill its ok to me. I no go lie, I hate Nigerian police with passion. Non of them get good manners.

if na your papa them kill you fit get mouth to talk this usless thing we you dey talk. see big fool of the highest other.

Dead Seriousness News: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts to Islam

HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and his radical left-wing entourage.”

Pls i think it really not that serious just go see a doctor for check so that you can really know whats wrong with you.pls dont resign from place of work yet,that thing that u are afraid of will always come and meet you so why are u scared or worrying ur self just cool down ur self and go for medical check up.i wish u all d best

Am very very happy that ghana did not win anything even wit all there ojoro

what is really happening in this country that living in peace is a scarce commodity.today if not boko haram tommorrow it will be ethnic fight,some group of idoits are just making people uncorfortable in this country,this soldiers goodluck sent to mali,if they were left at home and depolyed to all this troubled states this country will be beta place..........................................................

guy let me advice you from experience,i was once told not to marry my wife that we will end up breaking after 1 year but i ignored all this story because i know that i am the one staying with her not my pastors.as far as i av my parents blessing.to hell with oda opinion.they will always advice u some will even say that she will not give birth for you.my guy all na lie now we are 4 years and 6month nothing do us and we av 2 big boys around.so boy follow ur heart as far as you as study her enough. i wish you all the best.

what is all this nonesense now after some years boko haram will come out and say they want to sue the FG for damages...........PLS ALL THIS PEOPLE SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN FOR GOOD

you try sha............ but e no funny at all

wow this is above us because we dey north tyoo far for us

chairman is just like you asking of the diff bettween fighting and boxing.all na sin u beta try no matter what to stop them really bad sha.

loo..... which cell they wan keep the goat before they go court.hope no be police commisioner pot e dey enta :Dloo..... which cell they wan keep the goat before they go court.hope no be police commisioner pot e dey enta

na only you they get job for nairaland.wetin u carry the previous one we u get do

this story is not funny at all.how can d pendilum swing and the casualty will be only 3.are u sre the nigeria police are telling the truth.
i smell somthing here

:Pthe guy don dey broke abeg make eyimba sign am for one year ;

virgin girls are hard to find because bb have dis virgin almost all the girl in nigeria today situation where u want to proof it ur self when u start touching here laps u notice that she is shaking and afraid that is one sign,and on your way to the dream land if police plenty for road that is another sign.no matter how small ur ............ is u cannot penetrate fully into a virgin.but if u just pass like se na toll free gate my brother wahala dey oh

yes its true i submitted my own at there office my self nd it was accepted u can give it a shot and see.its worth trying