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I am sure this isn't the first time he would be exhibiting such Primary school discipline. What has it been done against the ones he had done in the past by school authority or SUG?
Nothing, I believe was done, otherwise, he wouldn't have had the temerity to continue.

Wetin go com happen to single father if dem dey do mother's day.
That single father go turn to Diepreye Alamieyeseigha

It is a pity and a shameful act before God and host of heavens that we have lost the fundamentals about Christ. God, however, isn't interested in all this rubbish that these gullibles are clamouring for but interested in how lives are to be saved.
For so many churches to have become a human wisdom of generating revenues to their churches and nation, I fervently believe their cases can't be different from from Jesus' statement; Lukewarm people He says He would vomit, get out from me ye workers of iniquity.

I had bn having constant, intermittent headache for three years before I visited a clinic @ my place of work to complain abt d situatn, and I was asked to go and do "Brain CT scan" since I never had any accident wt my head to knw d cause. A friend of mine, pathologist, told me not to do it since the doctor who told me is not a neurologist cos if neurologist sees the result, he would ask who ask me to do the test in d first place. I had to follow pathologist friend's advice but he only asked me to start drinking water as d headache could be caused by deharation.
To my surprise, it wasn't up to two weeks before d headache disappeared and it's bn over four years now.
Just imagine the disaster I would av encountered by spending #38,500 on "Brain CT scan" that wouldn't see the true cause of my headache.
For this, I have perhaps saved a guy's life and money going through the similar situation after spending much money on types of drugs being prescribed by doctor (s) and other people.
Water intake is d best beverage and would eternally remain d best.

These people and other useless MMM guiders elsewhere should be arrested because they are trying to put masses hard earned money into jeopardy.
I can tell you that virtually all of them are illiterate or perhaps don't have any knowledge about economics and accounting. Hw can an educated fellow invest his money into a so called useless community help that doesn't have any underlying economic activities? This is pure and absolute scammed trying to infiltrate into nation's shambling economy for the second time.
Let this list of illiterate MMM guiders come and tell the whole Nigerians and govt what actually they are investing people on since there is a 30% return on every invested fund. Let them come and prove to Nigeria govt and her citizenry mathematically how the money will be turned without having some investors' funds lost into thin air. Also, where's MMM contacts, Biz registration no, certificate of incorporation. Failure to prove this, not to talk of proving satisfactorily, these people should be arrested for impending chaos.

Oyibo and stupidity are one

kimbra:
Just be yourself. I don't believe in trying to fake things, some mothers in-law are too tough to please.

Based on your fact, what could be done by ladies to lessen or avert d issue?

Talk2Bella:
No matter how much a man might like or loves you, if his mother says NO! My sister better have a rethink of that relationship. Men do not joke with their mothers, a mother might tell her daughter she doesn’t want her to marry a particular guy; her daughter would protest and try to convince her mother how much she loves that guy, very few Nigerian girls actually listen to their mothers when told not to marry a certain guy.

So it’s finally time to meet the future mother in law, you’re thinking of ways to make her like you, make her accept you, make her see you as the good girl you are or are not; this is probably one of the hardest and most scariest times of a woman’s life it is a must his mother should like and accept you even if his father does accept you and the mother doesn’t you’re still on a long thing.

Are you a slay queen? Skimpy dresser, twerker, poster of rubbish, online fighter, heavy make-up applier, the first thing you should notice when you go visit your future mother in law is the type of phone she uses, Nigerian women are natural detectives, it’s in our blood there’s no denying that, immediately you notice this hurriedly log onto your social media accounts and start deleting, deletes those raunchy videos, stupid posts, sexy pictures, her son might like it but definitely not a Nigerian mother in law.

Do not ever let her serve you food! I repeat never ever let her cook and serve you a meal when you visit for the first time, a Nigerian mother in law would test you with everything and nothing pleases them more than knowing you’re hardworking and would never turn their sons into slaves; when she asks you what would you like to eat say in this exact manner “Mama tell me what you would love to eat let me cook and serve you” she might protest and call you a visitor but please do not be deceived follow her to the kitchen and assist and while you’re there do not stand like a robot, chat her up make her smile and ASSIST!

Show her you are a prayer warrior, if she sneezes say “Bless You Ma” if she complains of backache say “The Lord Will Heal You Soon” before you eat a meal in her house offer a prayer, anything you say infuse and quote bible verses, you can never go wrong with these.

Mothers love to be pampered, on the D-day your future husband has deemed you worthy to meet his mother do not go empty handed, go with a gift be it small or mighty go with one. Do not dress scantily or shabbily to go visit her, do not apply heavy make-up, do not make crazy hairstyles even if your man likes you that way, you aren’t trying to please him it’s his mother who might have the final say especially if he is a mummy’s boy.

Learn his language if you’re from different tribes, nothing pleases a mother more than conversing with a stranger in her own language, don’t go there and be forming Oyibo, even white women have learnt to please our men by cooking our local meals and learning our languages if they can do these my sister who you be? Based on logistics.

Are you a Muslim woman? Do you observe your 5 daily prayers? Do you wear your Hijab often? Do you go to the mosque? If the answers to these are NO NO NO And NO! carry your prayer mat along when going to visit her, show her you’re devoted Muslim .

Sometimes I look at my Mother and I say haa dear baby Jesus I don’t want my mother as a future mother in law biko, why? Because my brother is her only son and any girl he brings must have a comma, she’s too short na Ikechukwu, hian but why’s she so tall Nnam? Oh she’s a tailor, so you didn’t see a graduate abi? bia Nwokem when will you bring the right woman, I look at her and say but you chased them all away na, when they sleep over its war, she monitors when you wake up, how you do chores, how many worship and praise songs you can sing during morning devotion and if you dance worldly during church service lol, but when she likes you even my brother can’t chase you away.

Sometimes it takes very little for a Nigerian mother to love you, most times it takes a whole lot, it’s always under the guise of “I am doing what’s best for my son” funny thing is when we become mothers we exhibit these traits without even knowing, but do you know what conquers all these? Love, unconditional love, I have met girls who have prayed for their future mother in laws to be dead before her son comes to marry her, some women go into marriages ready to battle their future mother in laws, but this is all wrong, Nigerian movies has even made it worse with the portrayal of mother in laws and how selfish, mean and diabolical they can be.

The way you treat your mother should be the way you treat every elderly person, the moment her son marries you; you are automatically her child and you should accord her all respect you would your real mother because one day reverse would be the case and Karma doesn’t forget, do all the things you did when you met her, some mothers honestly can push you to the wall but always chant this Mantra “WHAT IF SHE IS MY MOTHER”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFMFL3MRXw0

Isabella Ibeji

Not all mothers-in-law are as exactly as you have alleged but a considerable no of them are nothing but a chaos.

We have not seen anythihing. When the real comes, nobody wouldn't advise anybody again about agriculture because labourers of farming in my own farm settlement area are not interested in labour again. The fees, however, charged by the available labourers are astronomical and they would still be giving you conditions.
Now, we are complaining all farm produce prices are costly, why wouldn't they?
Paint plastic of garri is 1k, let us wait and see the amount this time next year because I foresee serious inflation in food items prices next year except this current good for nothing govt does something urgently to address the situation.
Farmers needs facilities to cushion the effects of shortage of labour and the hike in their fees. Facilities that would alternatively do labourers' works.
It is high time govt took agriculture issue more serious than any other thing before a lion eats grass.

Na mistake special assistant to Age President do but uncle Liar Mohammed go soon com and defend d statement, fed govt & APC.
The Chibok girls drama season film continues...............
Watch out!!!

@handsam, are u a prophet, soothsayer or Ifa divinationist, who has foreseen the future of Adekunle Gold and where it is tied to with its duration?
Must Adekunle Gold remain with Olamide forever? Are you saying as he has left, he wouldn't go beyond the height he attained with Olamide?
My friend, God is the only One that directs man's paths to the right place, so just be watching and see what would happen to the guy (Adekunle) in years to come.

Arsenal will surely qualify for Eurpoa League cos all big teams will somehow surely win all their home games in this period.
Let's see what would happen to big teams like Man City, Liverpool, Man Utd & Arsenal in their remaining away matches cos their opponents wouldn't want to lose except there is nothing at stake for them.

The fact that government has promised the family a house and job to father, more is needed from government cos the husband may eventually run away by the time he realises that salary alone can't cater for his family weekly needs in this country where prices of all commodities have gone a wire.

I agree wt u but women have a particular inborn attribute that makes them behave unusual if men are not up to their expectations wen needed most at home.

To be honest before God & man, 85 - 90% of women would still mumur because, their impression is that it is the responsibility of their husbands to have the lion's share of family responsibility.
For men, it is awesome to always be a provider for family as the head of the house.

Ok

I pity the guy.
MMM and other related Ponzi schemes can never be sustainable cos they don't have any underlying economic activities but our gullible Nigerians who prefer quick return would at any time see any investment that would equally fetch u d same amount or more in months as rubbish

The doctor isn't lying. I am a staff in one of the oldest and biggest federal teaching hospital in Nigeria and I am working in a dept where some patients and samples are being attended to. You wouldn't believe that we currently in my dept are having only SR (Senior Registrar). The others have passed their Part 2 exams last year and their normal 6 months extension expires this month.
Now, must we have to wait till we have no residents available before something is done? However, I can say it all over places that the system is bad and I pity d medical students in medical schools currently cos the present situation is a clear hand writing on the wall that they are on their own.
I even have some consultants who did their Part 2 in my dept as my friends and yet, no govt work.
It is good for them to do govt work in hospitals while they would as well be lecturers in medical schools.
My nairaladers, anybody having brothers or sisters in medical schools should start planning alternative - abroad for residency except ur uncle or aunt is a vice-chancellor, provost, CMD, sch senate members, NASS members, State house of assembly members, holding a post in top hierarchy in executive in Fed MDAs/Patastarals.
I have said mine o cos I am in d system currently.

Forget about passworded escapade of your boss in the CCTV. All u gat to do is to delete it cos u can't be smarter than the admin who knows d nooks and crannies of the installed security gadget. Also, u may not have any bad scene towards the involved parties but, are u so sure that both your boss & secretary can't plan for you? Be wise!
For ADDITIONAL REVENUE to the working class of any cadre, I have good news for u and u can email or pchat me for more clarification.

Was able to take selfie in accident!
If her hands were choped off during the fatal accident, would she still go ahead and take selfie?
Anyway, one of the d attributes of social media is to showcase all showings including toilet & bathroom selfie.

Ladies dictating how marriage should be nowaday is one of the signs that the world is aging.
It wasn't like this in the days of our forefathers but things have changed from good to bad

He's so luck that he said it to merciful Jesus. If it was Holy Sprit he said it to, his sins would have guaranteed him automatic hell cos it is said biblically that the sin to Holy Spirit does not have a forgiveness. So, leave the guy, he would still come to his senses wen time comes.

Did Satan their father regret leaving heaven? No.

Though salary and pensioners bank, I initially condemned them for their poor performances. Later gave them kudos for issuing me my ATM the day I applied for it. Also, I was told by them that their "token" is permanent unlike other new generation banks whose token get expired after a certain period.
For other services, I can't say for now cos I only give kudos to the ones I witnessed.

OP may perhaps b an atheist that jxt wanted to cread a thread this morning, but u can't blame him for this.
However, u r advised to go and pray to that same God to tell u if Jesus truly is to b accepted as Lord and personal saviour and always worshipped. Answer would expressly come provided u are totally ready to serve in honesty. Without that, answer will never come.

The way God will hold all parents responsible for their inability to train their children very well wen they are still young so shall it also be to all Nigerian leaders passed through the governance but failed abysmally to take care of the country.
In all, if you don't have anything benefial to the masses and country at large, don't go near governance so as not to be chastised by only God.

11 hrs difference hence the reason

If truly the land was bought twice as being said, it won't take a minute for prophets like late Obadare and Oyelami to decree wherever there are and it would surely come to pass instantly because their mouths were full of authority.
Today's acclaimed pastors, I doubt if they have pure and kong Holy Spirit like those of babas.

They would revert it during 2019 electioneering campaign so as to woo the electorates and it would maintain its pre-election price after they must av won.
Beware!!!

Tinubu doesn't know much about national politics. If he had been in federal level before like Chief Olu Falae, Ernest Sonekan and co, he would av had a deep knowledge about Fulani.
An average Fulani wouldn't want you to control him in any environment he finds himself but it is a pity Tinubu dint notice this, rather obsessed with how to wrestle power from Jonathan-led govt.
However, this isn't the first time Tinubu would be seeing the hand writing of Buhari-led govt on the wall, this undoubtedly started when National Assembly elected their leaders in the absence of Tinubu-APC legislators, and current APC federal govt has decided not to yield to Tinubu's prayer for the elected leaders to be impeached or otherwise.
Above all, now Tinubu would understand better how national politics with each ethnic group is being played.