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CrimeRe: Hoodlums Attack Mark Obi, Ayade's Ex Aide Who Refused To Defect To APC (Graphic) by Akanoaaa(m): 7:04pm On Jul 29, 2021
temitope27:
And dem no kill am?
If na your papa the man be shey you go ask that same question? Omo radarada oshi
RomanceRe: 5 Types Of Exes You Can Hardly Forget And Move On. Do You Agree? by Akanoaaa(m): 4:20pm On Jul 27, 2021
pocohantas:
I don’t agree.

The only man I can’t forget in this life is a generous man. A man with a HUGE SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY. An intuitive man. A man that thinks ahead. A man that you can always trust to have your back.

You know those men that before you talk, they have done it. Doesn’t matter how little, but they always do as a man should do. The beauty of a man is his money.

Anything else and I would forget you!
Alatenuje
PoliticsRe: FG Distributes 300,000 Hybrid Cocoa Seedlings To Farmers by Akanoaaa(m): 3:51pm On Jul 27, 2021
Banggalee:
Wow where I fit receive mine
I can give you for free
PoliticsRe: FG To End ₦30 Billion Monthly Electricity Subsidy Next Year — Osinbajo by Akanoaaa(m): 11:40am On Jul 27, 2021
TheRareGem1:
The last administration made a very wrong move, such move is frustrating this Administration's effort in the energy sector, you don't sell energy to incompetence fellows just because they are your friends, those ones handled it the way they like, liquidated Skye Bank in the process and here we are, the FG is rectifying these problems.

Though electricity has improved compared to how it was in the last 16 years, the foresightedness of our leader to bringing solar especially for the people who are not connected to national grid is a good initiative. The caping regulation signed by Mr. P too is superb.



Prof. Osinbajo, who was represented by the Special Assistant to the President on Infrastructure, Engr. Ahmad Zakari, noted that government would be investing over $3 billion in the coming years to improve transmission and distribution infrastructure across the country.
I pity your younger ones.
BusinessRe: Clearer Video Of Ebeano Supermarket Arson By 9-year-old Girl by Akanoaaa(m): 9:09am On Jul 27, 2021
oluwaseyi0:
Stop demonizing the girl

No one sell gas-filled cylinder in a supermarket supermarket are not authorized to do so

If it's true the cylinder are filled the super market deserved to be burned down to ashes
It was gas inside lighters not cylinder. Take time to reason before you open mouth you no go gree.
BusinessRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Set Ebeano Supermarket On Fire (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 9:08pm On Jul 26, 2021
sirrvicc:
Such an unfortunate incident... The child was only curious...

I hope this incident doesn't way heavily on her and her family's future...
Curious about what exactly?

"I hope this incident doesn't way heavily on her and her family's future"[/quote]It will, especially on her.
BusinessRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Set Ebeano Supermarket On Fire (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 8:44pm On Jul 26, 2021
Sandydayziz:
And if it were your child?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd4C_w3w-8g
That's the clear video, watch it.
BusinessRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Set Ebeano Supermarket On Fire (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 8:41pm On Jul 26, 2021
Sandydayziz:
And if it were your child?
I will hand her over to the owner of the supermarket to use her for ritual to recover his or her money. A child that could do something like that can kill without even think twice. I have the clear video of the incident and if you see how she acted, you will know she's the real devil.
BusinessRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Set Ebeano Supermarket On Fire (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 8:10pm On Jul 26, 2021
Sandydayziz:
What re you even saying? Are you sure you’re okay? undecided
If you are the victim you won't be asking me that stupid question arindin.
BusinessRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Set Ebeano Supermarket On Fire (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 7:16pm On Jul 26, 2021
lexy2014:
Based on what?
Base on what she did. Don't allow devil to live.
TV/MoviesRe: Esther Benyeogo Emerges Winner Of The Voice Nigeria 2021 by Akanoaaa(m): 7:01am On Jul 25, 2021
Bedtec:
wetin concern me with this thing and BBjobless
The voice is thousands miles far better than BBjobless. If you love music, you will like the voice.
TV/MoviesRe: Esther Benyeogo Emerges Winner Of The Voice Nigeria 2021 by Akanoaaa(m): 6:58am On Jul 25, 2021
tunnex190:
Is the winner of Voice of Nigeria the same person who won God’s Children Great Talent, GCGT, Miss Esther Benyeogo in 2017?

[url]https://www-vanguardngr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/19-year-old-esther-benyeogo-wins-n250m-gcgt7-prize/amp/?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16271614041550&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vanguardngr.com%2F2017%2F06%2F19-year-old-esther-benyeogo-wins-n250m-gcgt7-prize%2F[/url]
Yes, she's the same person.
TV/MoviesRe: Esther Benyeogo Emerges Winner Of The Voice Nigeria 2021 by Akanoaaa(m): 6:57am On Jul 25, 2021
Wow... Congrats Esther. The girl can sing eh, I like her but KPee was my favorite.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Calls Out The Catholic Church At Her Mother's Funeral Mass by Akanoaaa(m): 6:35pm On Jul 21, 2021
TimiRume:
Lol
Rent a painted flat in Ikorodu, Lagos at #30,000 Please call +2349062658351 or send email to bennyissaved@gmail.com.
Rent of flat/yr= #30,000 Agent fee=#30,000
Where in ikorodu?
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PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: ‘juju Has Failed’ – Joe Igbokwe Mocks Agitator by Akanoaaa(m): 11:56am On Jul 21, 2021
Na kumo we go take chase this bastard comot lagos
PoliticsRe: Fulaniman In Austria Attacks Nigerian Olympic Team, Says They Support Terrorism by Akanoaaa(m): 9:13am On Jul 21, 2021
oluztx:
Had a Biafran done this, Yoruba will attack him. But since it's Fulani, they will pretend to support it. I don't know what's wrong with Yorubas.
You are a fo ol
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Olakunle Beloved: Sex Before Marriage Is Not Sin (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 9:55pm On Jul 20, 2021
End time pastor
Foreign AffairsRe: Youths In Ghana Reject Salah Rice Donated By A Member Of Parliament by Akanoaaa(m): 8:29pm On Jul 20, 2021
Can that be done in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Blames Flood, Insecurity, Middlemen For Rising Food Prices by Akanoaaa(m): 3:48pm On Jul 20, 2021
It won't end well for Buhari
PoliticsRe: Kano Emir Suspends Abdullahi Sa’adu For Selling Land To Fulani Herdsmen by Akanoaaa(m): 10:32am On Jul 17, 2021
I have one Hausa friend here in Lagos, his name is Gambo (idowu) and whenever he sees Fulani men, he will say "my fwend, that man na Fulani, Fulani na tif o, na to claim wetin no belong to them dem like, I hate them". It's from that my friend I realized most of Hausas doesn't like Fulanis and sometimes, they always distance themselves.
TravelRe: Adelabu Street Surulere After A Heavy Rainfall Today by Akanoaaa(m): 10:23am On Jul 17, 2021
Wawelexy:
...... Over hype as in? US, UK, e.t.c also experience this
Don't mind that fo ol, he's just want to count cheap score.
PhonesRe: Sony Ericsson P990i: How Many Of You Remember This Powerful Phone? by Akanoaaa(m): 9:30am On Jul 17, 2021
wewillbealright:
My Pa's Sony Ericsson K800i is still here but the battery is long dead and I've been looking for where to buy a new one but sadly it's not available.
Go to alixpress you will see it there
Foreign AffairsRe: Jacob Zuma’s son urges South Africa rioters to ‘Protest & Loot Responsibly’ by Akanoaaa(m): 8:38am On Jul 16, 2021
How I wish I dey SA now make I go loot PS5
SportsRe: Racism, Missed Penalty: Saka's Statement; Blasts Instagram, Facebook, Twitter by Akanoaaa(m): 9:47pm On Jul 15, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Mumu,
So you knew the kind of hate you were going to receive yet you didn't score the damn goal.

It's okay to say you deserve the hate coming your way and it's not only the whites hating on you.
Your post makes it apparent that you deliberately wasted that penalty shot to trigger sympathy.

No wonder Chiellini dragged you like a houseboy, I'm surprised you haven't attributed that to race too.

England's biggest mistake was to overrate you.
They gave you a role people will kill for, a deciding goal in a final but all you were hungry for was to score a cheap race goal.
That was myopic.

You let England down, you let Nigeria down.
I just hate you Saka.
Na shit full ur head. Mumu man
BusinessRe: The History Of Money In Nigeria: 5 Things You Need To Know by Akanoaaa(m): 11:29am On Jul 15, 2021
Bustincole:
Honestly i have all dis money with me... all the whole coins are with me.



I add that bluetooth mouse so dat u wont say its not real


as u can see.... i have all of dem wit me... for future reference grin


OP forgot to add 2 naira in coin... here it is attached
Still not complete. Where is that coin that has hole in the middle?
CelebritiesRe: Nancy Isime Buys A New Mercedes Benz. by Akanoaaa(m): 8:38pm On Jul 12, 2021
I love that girl
CrimeRe: I Didn’t Kill Usifo Ataga- Chidinma Denies Killing Super TV CEO by Akanoaaa(m): 6:08pm On Jul 12, 2021
BKayy:
They should release the innocent girl.
The stupid TV CEO dude fed her drugs and did unimaginable styles with her in the hotel room.
The man should either defend himself or they let the girl go.
Lets be reasonable for once.
BTW, what is even super about the man?
If the man was your brother or uncle will you say this nonsense? At least try to get sense once in your life.
EducationRe: Fintiri: Graduating Students Of America University Of Nigeria Pose With Governor by Akanoaaa(m): 5:56pm On Jul 12, 2021
Thermodynamics:
All the South knows how to do is to fight the Igbos, Igbo man when nor do them anything. The south don't even know who their enemy is.

3% for host communities and 30% to find oil in the North, after we go de shout warri nor de carry last, Warri nor de carry last, we don carry last for Nigeria tire.
Oponu.. Na everybody dey fight Igbo. When una go get yourself from this your useless victim mentality? Haba!!
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu: 'Ataga Usifo Was Not In A Happy Marriage' (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 3:29pm On Jul 12, 2021
TruthHurts1:
Once upon a time, old man FORWARDEVERLY and his sweet sixteen wife number 7 were expecting the birth of their first child after 20 years of marriage.

However Mrs FORWARDEVERLY was experiencing severe pains and the doctor was worried about the chances of her successful delivery so he spoke to old man FORWARDEVERLY:

Doctor: Sir, your wife's condition is serious and the only way it can be stabilized is if you agree that we should transfer some of her pain to you as the father of the child. Will you accept this solution?

Old man FORWARDEVERLY: Yes, I will do anything to minimize my wife's pain

So the doctor warns Old man FORWARDEVERLY that the process will be painful for him, but Old man FORWARDEVERLY reassures the doctor that he is a strong man and he can endure the pain.

So the doctor transfers 10% of pain to Old man FORWARDEVERLY, then asks him: "How are you feeling?"

Old man FORWARDEVERLY replies: "I don't feel any pain whatsoever"

The doctor was pleased and said: "Since you can carry 10% pain, let us try and increase it to 25%"

Surprisingly, Old man FORWARDEVERLY was able to endure the 25% pain and the doctor was impressed.

"Wow, very few men can take 25% pain as calmly as you are doing right now. You are really a strong man."

Old man FORWARDEVERLY smiled with pride. The doctor now asked him: "Would you mind if we increase the pain level to 50%?" and he answered: "No problem"

So the doctor increased the pain transfer to 50%, but still Old man FORWARDEVERLY was cool and calm and he wasn't feeling it.

By this time, the doctor was excited! "Nobody has been able to endure 50% pain without fainting! You are a real superman!"

The proud FORWARDEVERLY now became boastful: "Even 100% is nothing for me!"

The doctor tried to beg him to change his mind, that nobody has ever survived 100%, but the ignorant FORWARDEVERLY insisted on 100% and even said he will beat up the doctor if he refused. So the doctor reluctantly and nervously increased the pain level to 100% and quietly told the nurses to prepare a death certificate.

However a miracle happened because not only was FORWARDEVERLY still alive, he was actually chilling with a tumbler of kaikai!

The doctor and all the hospital staff were screaming with excitement and giving praises to God.

"Mr," said the doctor to FORWARDEVERLY, "what you have done today is nothing short of a miracle. No man in history has ever survived 100% pain transfer because it is an automatic death sentence! Your new born son is very fortunate to have a father like you!"

The following morning, a proud Old man FORWARDEVERLY and his wife went home after the delivery of their bouncing baby boy.

Upon driving home, they noticed that no matter how many times they horned, their gateman, Abdul, would not come to open the gate. Eventually, their anger over Abdul's behaviour changed to worry, so they summoned a few neighbors and broke down the gate, only to find Abdul lying stone dead on the ground....
So Abdul is the father of the kid? Ahh.
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu: 'Ataga Usifo Was Not In A Happy Marriage' (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 3:25pm On Jul 12, 2021
Make dem sentence her to life imprisonment jare. The whole issue is getting to long and it's boring each day.
TravelRe: Donte Franklin: White Man Gifts N23m To Nigerian Man Who Treks 17 Miles To Work by Akanoaaa(m): 9:02pm On Jul 10, 2021
He's not a Nigerian.

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