₦airaland Forum

Wawelexy:
...... Over hype as in? US, UK, e.t.c also experience this

wewillbealright:
My Pa's Sony Ericsson K800i is still here but the battery is long dead and I've been looking for where to buy a new one but sadly it's not available.

NwaAmaikpe:



Mumu,
So you knew the kind of hate you were going to receive yet you didn't score the damn goal.

It's okay to say you deserve the hate coming your way and it's not only the whites hating on you.
Your post makes it apparent that you deliberately wasted that penalty shot to trigger sympathy.

No wonder Chiellini dragged you like a houseboy, I'm surprised you haven't attributed that to race too.

England's biggest mistake was to overrate you.
They gave you a role people will kill for, a deciding goal in a final but all you were hungry for was to score a cheap race goal.
That was myopic.

You let England down, you let Nigeria down.
I just hate you Saka.

Bustincole:
Honestly i have all dis money with me... all the whole coins are with me.



I add that bluetooth mouse so dat u wont say its not real


as u can see.... i have all of dem wit me... for future reference


OP forgot to add 2 naira in coin... here it is attached

BKayy:
They should release the innocent girl.
The stupid TV CEO dude fed her drugs and did unimaginable styles with her in the hotel room.
The man should either defend himself or they let the girl go.
Lets be reasonable for once.
BTW, what is even super about the man?

Thermodynamics:
All the South knows how to do is to fight the Igbos, Igbo man when nor do them anything. The south don't even know who their enemy is.

3% for host communities and 30% to find oil in the North, after we go de shout warri nor de carry last, Warri nor de carry last, we don carry last for Nigeria tire.

TruthHurts1:
Once upon a time, old man FORWARDEVERLY and his sweet sixteen wife number 7 were expecting the birth of their first child after 20 years of marriage.

However Mrs FORWARDEVERLY was experiencing severe pains and the doctor was worried about the chances of her successful delivery so he spoke to old man FORWARDEVERLY:

Doctor: Sir, your wife's condition is serious and the only way it can be stabilized is if you agree that we should transfer some of her pain to you as the father of the child. Will you accept this solution?

Old man FORWARDEVERLY: Yes, I will do anything to minimize my wife's pain

So the doctor warns Old man FORWARDEVERLY that the process will be painful for him, but Old man FORWARDEVERLY reassures the doctor that he is a strong man and he can endure the pain.

So the doctor transfers 10% of pain to Old man FORWARDEVERLY, then asks him: "How are you feeling?"

Old man FORWARDEVERLY replies: "I don't feel any pain whatsoever"

The doctor was pleased and said: "Since you can carry 10% pain, let us try and increase it to 25%"

Surprisingly, Old man FORWARDEVERLY was able to endure the 25% pain and the doctor was impressed.

"Wow, very few men can take 25% pain as calmly as you are doing right now. You are really a strong man."

Old man FORWARDEVERLY smiled with pride. The doctor now asked him: "Would you mind if we increase the pain level to 50%?" and he answered: "No problem"

So the doctor increased the pain transfer to 50%, but still Old man FORWARDEVERLY was cool and calm and he wasn't feeling it.

By this time, the doctor was excited! "Nobody has been able to endure 50% pain without fainting! You are a real superman!"

The proud FORWARDEVERLY now became boastful: "Even 100% is nothing for me!"

The doctor tried to beg him to change his mind, that nobody has ever survived 100%, but the ignorant FORWARDEVERLY insisted on 100% and even said he will beat up the doctor if he refused. So the doctor reluctantly and nervously increased the pain level to 100% and quietly told the nurses to prepare a death certificate.

However a miracle happened because not only was FORWARDEVERLY still alive, he was actually chilling with a tumbler of kaikai!

The doctor and all the hospital staff were screaming with excitement and giving praises to God.

"Mr," said the doctor to FORWARDEVERLY, "what you have done today is nothing short of a miracle. No man in history has ever survived 100% pain transfer because it is an automatic death sentence! Your new born son is very fortunate to have a father like you!"

The following morning, a proud Old man FORWARDEVERLY and his wife went home after the delivery of their bouncing baby boy.

Upon driving home, they noticed that no matter how many times they horned, their gateman, Abdul, would not come to open the gate. Eventually, their anger over Abdul's behaviour changed to worry, so they summoned a few neighbors and broke down the gate, only to find Abdul lying stone dead on the ground....

OlawaleBammie:
So its been long they have been using "k" to represent a thousand unit,


Wonderful

colorsofrainbow:
Yorubas were mocking Igbos over Nnamdi Kanu's arrest.
They were quick to forget that Nnamdi Kanu was holding peaceful rallies just as Igboho is doing now before the army tried to kill him in his home.
Hence frustrated the trial.
If Fulani could tag ipob Terrorist as reason for trying to kill Nnamdi Kanu then,maybe my Yoruba brothers/sisters may as well start seeing Sunday Igboho as a terrorist too afterall that's what they too were calling Nnamdi Kanu
A lot of APC miscreants from the Yoruba extraction will be confused now.
We are always quick to forget that it could be us someday.The day is here with us.

thebosstrevor1:
Idoma culture not yoruba.
They look similar but that is the attire for idomas

Onyi22:
Chi baby, don't worry u will soon be set free,
The world is fighting for your freedom, we love you

mrfreestuff:
It's about time crypto is seriously regulated or banned outrightly the Chinese way.
Something has to give way to end this reign of fraudsters

LokoH:
That is their life, no respect for elders, no respect at all for our security agents.

I always spit on people from the WASTE

References:
This officially brings an end to COVID-19 report from References.

For those who lost loved ones, Our condolences and may the souls of the faithful departed continue to rest.

For the living, let us continue to #KeepItOn & #StaySafe

Been a Pleasure!

Kriss216:
Fake News!

SW is the safest region in the world. We're living in peace and harmony with our beloved Fulani herdsmen.
Our people staying as refugees in Benin IDP camps only went for tourist visit.
IPOB should stop peddling fake news against Omoluabis.


God bless Nigeria.

brainpulse:
By hiding the Biafrain IPOB Christian Okija shrine catholic drug peddler names, you are doing yourself

Conner44:
gaboon viper

there is a saying in my place, if while you work on the farm and this snake bites you and you are able to resist the urge to kill it and immediately run across to another plot of land you will survive.