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HealthRe: 38 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 665 , Discharged 188 , Deaths 22 by Akanoaaa(m): 11:49pm On Apr 20, 2020
So, after 70 cases was confirmed in Lagos yesterday and none today. Something must be wrong somewhere.
HealthRe: Photos: Thousands of Heavily-armed Americans Rally against COVID-19 Lockdown by Akanoaaa(m): 10:50pm On Apr 20, 2020
So, white people are also stupid? Is lockdown their government's fault? I think these people was brainwashed by opposition party.
HealthRe: 86 New Cases of Coronavirus in Nigeria. Total 627. 170 discharged. 21 deaths by Akanoaaa(m): 1:14am On Apr 20, 2020
sexymoma:
You see my problem in this country is even the news casters, those ones that claim to be educated will coviniently pronounce the figures.
Now every evening you inform us about those that has been discharged... At night you'll give us another figures of those tested positive..
So all those SAN, celebrities, politicians, professors in Nigeria can't question FG about real numbers of those infected..
Substract those discharged from 627
That is 470 - those that died 21
That 436
Total: 436
That is why they keep fooling us, we won't ask questions, we'll just sit there, permit me to say 90 percent of our so called celeb are just too dull.walai I dey boil...
Before you boil finish lemme tell you something you don't know. Confirmed cases is different from active cases, you hear? So nobody is fooling you, don't just fool yourself. Iree o.
HealthRe: Bill Gates: Why Must Africans Reject A Vaccine When They Cannot Produce Any? by Akanoaaa(m): 9:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
This man must be stupid. Why those who create the vaccine can't test it on themselves? Must Africa become testing ground?
RomanceRe: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by Akanoaaa(m): 9:40pm On Apr 16, 2020
I remember what happen to me around April 2012. I met this girl, she came to write NECO in my home town that year. We met in our Church and we started talking, from there we fell in love with each other and we started dating. One afternoon I invited her to our house and she came. After long discussion and gists, we started romancing and the greatest surprise of my life was that my Mr. D did not rise and I was very worried. Something like that has never happen to me before, I was worried. It was even gotten to a moment the girl expected me to off her trouser and begin the thing but my Mr. D disappointed me, the girl even used style to check if I have Mr D. After everything did not work the girl stood up and left that afternoon. I was embarrassed and shame full all over my body. I kept asking myself what could be the cause since have not experience such before. So I went to see one average old man and I explained everything to him, after my explanations the man just started laughing. I was like "shey ewo werey sha? nkan to n pa oloko MI lekun ni aparo yin fe fi ma rerin" Was saying that inside. So the man said its two things.
1, Either the girl is an ogbanje and she don't want me to have sex with her and she used that to overcome me. (I was very sure the girl need it that moment)
2, Or She possessed some evil sprites that might affect my Glory, life etc if I have sex with her and maybe my parents has done something for me when I was a baby to save from such things or the God am serving always protecting me even if am sinning.
I later leant the girl went to another guy's place when she left my side that day.

So after everything later that day, I invited my old girlfriend so that I can confirm what my problem was, the girl came and am telling you, we had good 3 rounds that evening and since then I haven't experience such again.
CelebritiesRe: KWAM1 Denies Having An Affair With Olori Ajoke, Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife by Akanoaaa(m): 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2020
Kwam is just a stupid man. I remember how he used to sing against Obasanjo's government those years and this same stupid man have not say a single thing about this bad government. Useless APC supporter.
RomanceRe: How Much Will It Cost To Conduct A DNA Test? I Can't Believe What I Saw by Akanoaaa(m): 9:50pm On Apr 15, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Ladies divorce any man that ask for DNA if you can trust him enough to open your legs for him then why can't he give the same trust to you huh This is why i stylishly ask any person I'm dating on his opinion about DNA if accept it I'll just break up with him





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All this guys quoting me should better trend carefully.....let the op swear that he have not cheat on her before..... undecided

Frustrated men be talking sh*t in the comment section but can't keep the same energy when they see you in person.
But why is it hard for some of you to think before commenting gan na? Rats get sense pass some of you. Men cheat and women cheat but men will never give you someone else child to raise and pretend its yours. Whoever marry you risk the chance of nursing someone else children.
PetsRe: Do Dogs See Spirits And Witches? by Akanoaaa(m): 6:00pm On Apr 14, 2020
Its true cause I grew up in a village where almost every house had a dog. Have experience this countless times.
PetsRe: Do Dogs See Spirits And Witches? by Akanoaaa(m):
hakeem4:
First of all ghosts, spirits, demons, angels and all sort of supernatural stuffs don't exist! No single animal on earth evolved to see any nonsense such as ghost etc

back to the question asked by the OP. Dog cannot see anything that is not physical.


The eye are light receptors called cones and rods. Cones help us distinguish different colors, while rods help us see in dim light. ... Turns out, dogs have fewer cone receptors than humans — which means they can't see as many colors. Human cones can detect 3 colors: red, green, and blue.
Omo kekere or inexperience is disturbing you. You don't know anything about life. Even oyinbo people believe there are supernatural and even Bible stated it. I pray unseen spirits (Emi airi) don't fight with you, but if they do, then you will know they exist. Don't confuse or mislead people with your inexperience.
CrimeRe: Masquerades Arrested For Flouting Lockdown Order (Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 8:38pm On Apr 13, 2020
Last last, Egungun don enter express and dangote trailer don jam am. grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys A House For His Staff (photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 8:33pm On Apr 13, 2020
At this moment, I don't need car or house. All what I need is how to survive this lockdown. FOOD!!!
CultureRe: Masquerades Flog Themselves In Nnewi, Anambra To Mark "Easter Monday" (Video) by Akanoaaa(m): 8:24pm On Apr 13, 2020
Lol.. Masquerades sef dey celebrate the restoration of our Lord. One bottle of anointing oil for una. grin
CrimeRe: 200 Armed Gangsters Invade Lagos And Ogun Communities, Rob Them by Akanoaaa(m): 3:36pm On Apr 12, 2020
That's bad and all blames to our useless and selfish government.


Meanwhile;


All of you should send me 1k each or else I will tell the federal government that we are more than 20 here grin


Say No To Social Gathering!!
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by Akanoaaa(m): 11:30pm On Apr 11, 2020
Our problem is not always our government. The question is, can we keep this simple rule in Nigeria?
HealthRe: Osun discharges ten more coronavirus patients by Akanoaaa(m): 8:22pm On Apr 11, 2020
Just like that??
FoodRe: The Animals Boys Caught After Morning Training (Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 2:22pm On Apr 08, 2020
Abeg gimme your address am coming to collect my share
RomanceRe: So, Yoruba Girls Can Be This Beautiful (Pictures) by Akanoaaa(m): 1:33am On Apr 08, 2020
yetunsbay:
at least be respectful to ur neighbors whom feed you
Feed who? What do you even have to feed people on?
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Caught Me Snapping Her Nude. (PHOTO) by Akanoaaa(m): 9:46pm On Apr 06, 2020
Just pay for your burial first cuz you have dead. grin
RomanceRe: Plants That Look Like The Female Sex Parts(pictures) by Akanoaaa(m): 9:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
The thing even have heir. This one get as e be o
TravelRe: Meet The Air Peace Crew That Flew In The Medical Supplies From Turkey(photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 5:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
Heineken:
How can we stop this nairaland tribalism na? I hate seeing all those things seriously. Nawao. It's so sad.
Don't mind them. They are all stupid people. But the only thing I realized about Igbo is that they like tribalism display but if another tribe do that against them, it hits them so bad that they will start crying up and down. Do what you will like to be done to you.
RomanceRe: Did You Get This Message? by Akanoaaa(m): 12:08pm On Apr 06, 2020
Designerdollars:
do you use firstbank?
Yes but I don't use their MasterCard
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus And 5G: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Addresses Conspiracy Theory (Video by Akanoaaa(m): 12:04pm On Apr 06, 2020
miniziter:
You mean his village already has the virus?
He's from odeomu in osun state, and we don't have it here. I think he's talking about osun state generally.
RomanceRe: Did You Get This Message? by Akanoaaa(m): 11:53pm On Apr 05, 2020
Designerdollars:
First bank just reduced the spending limit on it's MasterCard naira debit card to $500 per month. sad
Who else got the message?
I received the same from GTBank
RomanceRe: Do You Wish To Marry Someone Like Your Dad/mom by Akanoaaa(m): 6:12pm On Apr 04, 2020
If am a girl I will gladly say yes to my dad, what a wonderful man he was. But to my mum... Wo, her wahala is too much, I will say no. Although she a good mum but she can shout for the whole world and I don't like that. So, it's a no for her.
FamilyRe: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by Akanoaaa(m): 2:38pm On Apr 04, 2020
If I should use my own dad as study case, even to marry just one sef will fear me.
CrimeRe: Two Sentenced To Death For Killing Rofiat Damilola Adebisi, UNIOSUN Student by Akanoaaa(m): 10:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
igbarasdynasty:
Give them the COVID 19 on routine basis! grin......

If Rituals work, why are those native doctors leaving a peasant lifehuh Shey them no like better thing??
Because they know its consequence.
FamilyRe: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Akanoaaa(m): 10:16pm On Apr 02, 2020
A lot has been said to me but not really the time to say it but when it's time, I will say it. I want to have everything they said I couldn't have and even more. Then, I will say it with joyful mode and hallelujah songs. Not yet the time, not yet time but the time will surely come by God's grace!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Osinbajo Earning Half Salaries Since 2015 - Femi Adesina by Akanoaaa(m): 2:34pm On Apr 02, 2020
Zeemam:
Watch your words and be careful
You go beat am?
RomanceRe: Share the knowledge with others pls don’t be greedy by Akanoaaa(m): 6:23pm On Apr 01, 2020
Interested. 08031509229

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