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Story for the gods...

Front page at last...

Below is a detailed statistics of the performance of both parties (APC and PDP) Head-to-Head at the polls

Maybe she's suspecting a foul play with her husband...

emmasege:
Jonathan took over in May 2010 after d demise of yaradua. WHEN he reigns for another four years, that makes it a total of 9 years. Get urself a good maths teacher.

Yar'adua had a cumulative two years performance as a president and third was nurtured on sickness... Now technically do your math

Gerryboy:
Op do u have any problem with dat, infact dat is d major reason why dey re fighting jonathan

Our economy is on the decline and u talking about politics here...

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan came into power after the demise of President Umar Yar'adua and he completed the remaining two years. He contested at the 2011 polls which he won and now if elected, he's going to serve for another four years making a total of 10years.
A president that is desperate to rule for a decade in a democratic nation really raises some eyebrow...

...and you expect us to believe GEJ gym propaganda when he wasn't even sweating. Give it to Buhari #Change

blame PDP...

kelly86:
@OP, do not be scared of any help you can render to somebody whether you are in relationship or not. Just take it that you are doing it because of the love you have for her and because her parents can not meet up with such demands. God will reward and bless you.
Right now, am in a relationship with a girl we have not seen for almost 2 years and i do send her money to complete her fees and tp her when on break. we only communicate and the love is still flowing. Although, its depends on the kind of girl she is anyway.



keep it on bro

Nice one

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All political propaganda..

I weep for Nigeria

The day I graduated with first class, my dad just said congratulations... I'm proud of you. Mum was like good job dear. That's all shingbain didn't follow. What will I do? As for the girl, it's a great Morale booster if she sees it that way. Success is a thing of the mind and if u can dream it, you can attain it. Just diligence and consistency is the difference between success and failure

Ok

My question is... What has Etcetera achieved in the past 4years? I laff in Swahili

Toscoas2: @op am sorry for calling you a fool but I must call you a fool bcoz your dad sees you as a grown up child that was why he sent you but you disappointed him and the whole Nigerian that you went to buy fone and you can't test it.now you call tecno a scam .infact you need to be flogged by your parents.yeye aboki boy.

What makes it a brand new if you can't vouch for what you buying? Calm down and go wee-wee

physise: sorry o

Thanks

For the past few months, they had been various stories on here about Tecno phones - its durability, functionality, reliability etc. Let me share my experience about the TECNO phone I bought yesterday.
It was a bright sunny day when I took a walk down to computer village to buy a Tecno P5 for 17,500. I was told the price is high due to the yuletide season and scarcity of the phone so I bought not minding the odds. Being a new phone, I didn't even open and test it there because the word 'brand new' means authentic and a working phone. On getting home, I gave it to my Dad cos he's the owner so we launched it. First I inserted the two sim card and on powering the phone, only sim 2 is working sim 1 is not. As an IT boy, I did everything possible with no result so I packed the phone to return to the seller. It was some minutes pass 6 so I was told computer village has closed till the next morning.
Being a phone that carries warranty I didn't even bother myself because they're going to do something about it. The next day I went to computer village to find a solution. I explained everything and the lady tested the phone to confirm thesame problem. So what do we do now? She told me there's nothing she can do unless I take the phone to Tecno office for repair. Repairing a new phone? That sounded like a bang on my head. So I went to Tecno office within computer village to report my case. The lady was like fine no engineer is around that if I drop my phone, I would have to come back Jan 24th to pick it. At this point I was like what is the meaning of all this rubbish? I even said I just bought the phone and she was like there's nothing she could do.
With this anger I went back to the store I bought the phone. Oga is either u return my money (cos I'm still with your receipt), change my phone or I involve police. She was blabbing and started shouting that she can't even change it that it's not her fault that I should go and meet 'Tecno people' I paid cash to you and not the Tecno office. We argued and shouted for almost 2hours with no result. At this point I was like why on earth am I buying a Tecno phone because I've never used it before and with this incident, I WILL NEVER USE A TECNO PHONE
To cut the long story short, my dad can never believe that the phone wasn't changed so the final agreement is that they are going to change it for me if only I'm going to pay an extra 1,500 on the Tecno phone. I shouted and shouted to the extent that people started begging me to calm, comply and go. At this point I had no option than to drop an extra money just to have my phone changed even with the warranty on it.
I consider it a pain in the butt buying a TECNO phone...

It was a funny scenario yesterday... I and OccupyNaija are close friends on twitter and when she replied with the 'nabob of negativism' I quoted the tweet and tweeted 'really disappointed with you being a minister in Nigeria' you need to see the way she replied me and ontop that she 'Gbagauned' self. Nigeria is on the sinking ship of clueless and vulgar leaders. Is this how she replies her husband @ home cos addressing a Nigerian with abusive words is highly barbaric and naughty permit me to use that word

End Time Things

Tipe tipe pictures... Swerve!
UI was built far back as 1946 before officially opened @ 1948... I rank the structures head-2-head. first and the best university in Nigeria is not a small something
#TeamUI

*gets chair* VIP mode activated.... Leggggoooo Lizu!

Computer networking in the recent has opened the ICT world to virtually everybody.
The question is how can one start a computer networking career in Nigeria considering the odds we have around
Let's kick start the discussion...

Chilling with ASUU chairman

Me: Guy how far now?
Fagge: I dey jawe... I just dey observe wetin GEJ wan try do on Dec 4th
Me: You dey fear?
Faggae: If I hear. The strike na political tussle onto say APC guys been wan spoil GEJ administration
Me: O boy eeeeee... Choi! So our 5months for house na film trick!!! Me no know ooo
Faggae: Na so na... Tinubu just drop like N500million make we drag am enter 2014. Mehn I gaz flex small see awuf money
Me: ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡) *crying*

Faggae: oya guy dey go no spoil my new month I beg
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOL

Of the greatest Nigerian students!!! Ever dynamic Nigeria students, ever concious Nigeria students, ever brilliant Nigeria students, articulate Nigeria students, we no
go gree Nigeria students!!!
This is the voice of I sabi my name never laugh *tongue out* yeah Arkin a.k.a 'Xin Juan' saying Eku ASUU ooo
Aluta Continua Victoria Ascerta!!!

@Akin_Official

Y'all u need not to panic... There is what we call Jamb Merit list. With Jamb merit list, ur admission is automatic from Jamb and it usually come first before the school admits. After Jamb admission list comes school admission list. Was once a beneficiary of this framework. Was admitted to my polytechnic without doing post jamb or knowing anybody later I was told my name came out with Jamb merit list. To qualify for this, u must have passed ur exams with a distinction mark. Only A'level applicants can benefit from this merit list because there is a partnership between Nigeria and Cambridge so the result gets to Jamb first before getting to them. There Jamb can select the brainiacs among them and give them automatic admission. The highest point in A'level is 16points and the other guy dusted it that was why he was admitted automatically and also the 15points guy. That is it... If you are yet to see ur name, just relax and get a chilled Lacasera lol. For UI candidates on here, I'm going to admission office on monday to make enquiry about the list cos I too did DE to UniIbadan last year. Success y'all and please no panics. Ur names would be out this week all things being equal.

kambili999: *holding the tongue out n cutting it lyk kpomo*

*yawns*

alexdidi: I rep unibuja joor

K

kambili999: ok... Bt arent they also involved in d strike It will shock u lyk shock absorber when u see the rush hour dat will befall u guys.

Just 3weeks into 2nd semester before the strike started so nothing to scare ma'am *tongue*

9 weeks for second semester? This is something else!!!! Still repping the first and the best - university of Ibadan

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Without much introduction, you can downgrade the upgrade back to BBM7.0
Click the link below using your BlackBerry default home browser and you're good to go

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Download your BBM 7.0 back... Thank me later
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