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HealthRe: Yola: Letter Of Death As Student Gives Hiv To 124 Including Lecturers ! by Akebulan: 5:43pm On Dec 20, 2009
vtuclan:
men i no dey joke wit my life o but men me don go do jazz o i get ring wey b say if she get hiv i go know and it as worked more than three times for me.thanks to dudu
Wow! That is one special ring. Lets hope it never fails, if it does, you're done.
BTW, how much was this ring? How can I get myself one? Does it work for sexually transmitted infections like HPV, Genital warts, Chlams, Trichomonas, Gonnorrhea, Hepatitis B, Pubic Lice etc too?
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Akebulan: 4:23pm On Dec 20, 2009
am here, laughing ma a** off at these two fools
you best sit with pacifiers, let some real rhymes through


cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tatoooooooooooo by Akebulan: 4:14pm On Dec 20, 2009
Jibson999:
Does having a tatoo on my arm make me a gangster.
Are you serious?
if that was all it took to be a gangsta, we'd all be gangstas
FashionRe: Stretch Marks,do You Have Any? by Akebulan: 7:52am On Dec 20, 2009
have had mine since I was 6/7yo. I dont mind them, actually love them. wouldnt microdermabrainothing!
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out She Did Abortion Twice Before We Met. by Akebulan: 7:48am On Dec 20, 2009
xynerise:
It would have been better if she told me herself. I was shocked when the doctor told me to stop my gal from aborting her baby or I will loose her. Since I met her she had not been pregnant so what is the doctor talking about. The doctor later told me my gal had aborted twice and the third might kill her. She was feeling a slight pain in her stomach when i took her to the hospital. Now I am confused on what to do. She had been lying all this while that she never lived a rough life in her school days. I dont want to take a harsh action cos I love her but what will an average man do in this situation? This is a true story but I am not the victim. Need your contribution pls.
Are you an average man? Or wait a minute, were you asking so you'd do what the average man would do?

The doctor is an idiot for breaching a patient's confidentiality.

What are your values about abortion? Why do you feel that way (what informed your beliefs about abortions?)?

I'd talk to the girl and ask her to be honest with me (again).
RomanceRe: What Do You Like Most About Being A Man by Akebulan: 7:39am On Dec 20, 2009
henryhemon:
I dnt ve to change my surname.
huh No one does
RomanceRe: Aren't You Tired? by Akebulan: 7:35am On Dec 20, 2009
i predict that this thread will turn into a gender-bashing thread lol
CareerRe: Thread 4 Chemists I.e The Molecules,radicals,ions And Tiny Atoms. by Akebulan: 6:39am On Dec 20, 2009
Fonewhiz:
Hi, b4 i go into d rudiment of Chemistry (both as a discipline and as a practiseCHEMIST), i'd like to ask a question?
How do u post a new thread on Nairaland? huh huh huh
lmao
Forum GamesRe: Pls Join The Ongoing Phone Conversation Continued by Akebulan: 2:50am On Dec 19, 2009
The title of this thread, is misleading  angry

*headsonout*
Forum GamesRe: Pls Join The Ongoing Phone Conversation Continued by Akebulan: 2:43am On Dec 19, 2009
Kunbee:
Continue been being lost ok wink
Thanks but no, i'd much rather be found. Come find me wink
RomanceRe: Calling Off Ur Relationship After Intoduction Because Of Religious Differences by Akebulan: 2:38am On Dec 19, 2009
MugSmasher:
I remember this chic i was dating for a while back then and because she had this succulent yansh and bosoms, i lied to her that i was a staunch redeemer and used to follow her to church but this biatch could bleep like mad and when i was through intimating that piece of meat, i just formed one quarrel with her and told her i didnt give a f*8ck about her church or religion. She was extremely livid and didnt know which one hurt her the most whether it was me using her, or sleeping with her anyhow, or dumping her or because i lied about my belief in god and her church.

Left to me, i didnt give a bloody rat arse how she felt. She was yesterday's daily times and the sweetest part was when she reported me to her fellowship church people and i enjoyed telling all of them to go shove their god up their anal cavity. Till tomorrow that girl hasnt gotten herself from the reports i have heard. I will probably send her a cheeky christmas card to infuriate her more grin
TCIS. Shameful, i tell ya
Forum GamesRe: Pls Join The Ongoing Phone Conversation Continued by Akebulan: 2:32am On Dec 19, 2009
am lost, there is an ongoing phone conversation?
what? like a phone conference?

Am lost, someone please find me, thanks smiley
IslamRe: Man Stoned To Death For Adultery In Somalia - Pics by Akebulan: 2:18am On Dec 19, 2009
shocked lord have mercy. christ have mercy, love have mercy christ have mercy lord have mercy christ have mercy lord have mercy this cant be real lord have mercy christ have mercy lord have mercy christ have mercy omg
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 3 by Akebulan: 12:53am On Dec 19, 2009
mmuah! to you all
FamilyRe: 4-year-old Found Drinking Beer On The Streets by Akebulan: 1:51am On Dec 18, 2009
"Kids do things like these" at FOUR years OLD?!

am suprised she still has custody.

Poor kid wants his dad sad
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Akebulan: 1:44am On Dec 18, 2009
The Hijab

"You what?!"
I could not believe it. I stared in utter shock, searching his face for truth.
"Where?!"
"No word of a lie" he muttered, halfway through a chuckle, pointing to the top of the brick warehouse.

I was disappointed. Here I was, thinking he was friggid, only to find out he was freakier than I.

"Ohh, Benny! How I wish I too, can say I have had sex on a rooftop."

He laughed. In all my life, I had never heard Ben's laugh sound so lustrous.

"Um,  pray tell. Who with?"

"It was with Mrs. Patel."

And then, I froze.
HealthRe: healthy living by Akebulan: 1:19am On Dec 18, 2009
Well then if she does practice christianity as you say, she'll understand that God and love is all that matters smiley

I know that healthcare costs a bunch in Nigeria, but as I said, if you are able to afford it, you can find out what caused your OI. When you do, you can treat it and undo theese effects you're having. Its unfortunate, i do wish you good luck.

Regardless, i'd say talk to her about it. Two heads are better than one
HealthRe: healthy living by Akebulan: 1:06am On Dec 18, 2009
I see. What country do you live in? I ask because like I said, most countries have things available for impotence but most importantly, depending on what country you are in, it may be fairly easy to find out what caused your OI. May be due to a thyroid problem, vascular probelm (etc) in which case, once you find out the cause, you can treat it, and hopefully have a much better sexual health.

Your lady has obviously been with you for a long time. My guess is that, she loves you. I dont see why you two cant address this issue together though I understand that you may feel akward relating it to her. BTW; is she aware? (I'd suspect so)
HealthRe: healthy living by Akebulan: 12:51am On Dec 18, 2009
So, did a doctor actually tell you that you are impotent? Or did you just conclude that fromy our observations?

Also, what part of the world are you at? I ask because I know that in most countries, you can get non-invasive sexual health items to help you get and maintain erections
EducationRe: Address Of Low Tuition And Scholarship Schools In Uk And Usa by Akebulan: 11:24pm On Dec 17, 2009
great idea! thanks
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by Akebulan: 11:20pm On Dec 17, 2009
"If you are standing still, you are moving backwards."

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