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Wow. Even if you love her too much to leave her, wont you love yourself more to preserve your life and dignity?

Lol an African man would much rather chop off his rival's dik than his own. i wonder what he'll think of this act years from now when he is with someone else

too_much:
Now that I opened this thread I feel shy and somewhat cheap but this is the 21st century and if you don't ask, you don't get, so here goes

Well how can I say this, what can I say, right the bottom line is that I like you and erm erm are you up for some good loving from me, I don't want much, just your undivided attention, I think I need to stop rambling now
Can we go on a date, please?

I commend you for your courage. You're an inspiration.

Most I've ever spent was $500 USD. I wouldnt do that again though. Just did that once.

I am terrified of marrying the wrong person. So, I just might end up sticking with a long-term-relationship-for-life instead.

Sometimes I feel priviledged being single, because at least I am certain that I still havent made that one crazy mistake yet.

But of course, the idea of being with a person you love for ever, is appealing too.

maskuraid:
ps,

can somebody tell d janitor in charge of d thermostat in lagos to turn it down a lil?dis son of man is feelin like a potato bein slowly baked in its jacket

u pple wont b able to handle my cooked state o, nuff said!

Jacket? Take it off! jk

Nice to meet you, Ahmed.

I think you've already made your conclusions, so what is your question again?
Interesting situation though, thanks for sharing.

Big brother, and Intervention

What are the similarities?

Not everyone believes/agrees that they're their brothers' keepers, you know.

Ebonyeyes:
Well a cat on a 20 something year old old firm body will look like a shrunken old tiger on an 80yr old body you also have to factor in the fading of the tattoo over time + Tattoos dont look that great on black skin. Kudos to the people that get them but I bet they regret it somehow.

Maybe i'll eventually regret them, but am not there yet. I hear you though, you do have to be very careful in choosing what you get. And yeah, because our skin is darker, then dont look as "vivid" on us as they do on lighter people. Matter of fact, I only got mine about 5 years ago and I feel the need to go lighten the colour. I'm black and the ink used, is also black. meh!

paulonline:
@akelubun,i need 2 take a break* pheeww!!! I m bk,so r u still there,guy make sense.U SAW THE TOPIC,STOP BEING A NUISANCE,HA!

lol i read this and laughed so hard. So you actually took a break and returned all in the course of the time it took you to make a post? Anyway, it is well. I'll stop being a nuisance.

But back to the topic, have you seen the lady again since then? Does thinking of a brick wall help?

I have one and have decided to get another one in 2 years. I love them, but why anyone would want to get one that says "dksukr" is beyond me. I love body art, but of course, there is art, and THEN there is art

He could pass for either but thats normal for kids, hence why their clothes are usually color coded so that people know.

What year is it? What currency is the price in? Does it have a cd changer or an acutual CD deck?

I didnt mean to offend you. I just figured you didnt know the difference between sight and set and so I figured I'd offer some help. Sorry Paul.

Tatalalicious

@topic- bran flakes and coconut flakes in cold evaporated milk  

So, I've been browsing some blogs on blogger and I see some blogs with awesome personalized templates yet when I go to look for those templates on blogger, I cant seem to find them.

So, can one of you smarrrrrrrrrrrrt "net-techy" wizes tell me exactly how to personalize my blogger template so that it looks really awesome sorta like (, but preferably better than) this:
http://serendipitybistro..com/?expref=next-blog\
OR
http://waldronsfamily..com/?expref=next-blog

as opposed to this:
http://cloudstrife0712..com/?expref=next-blog

Or should I just quit blogger and get a new wordpress or tumblr account? What do you smartppl think?

P.S
Please use layman's terms por favor.

platinumnk:
i made it off the top of my head, no a human didnt die. . but something died today . . and thats how i felt.

Did your pet die? That'd be hard too. I have one, and I'd feel like a best friend died if she was to die.

afiq:
It is easy to quote the Bible here and there, the question is what have we done for the church as God's children?

I dont know, pay tithes and attend church? I dont go to church but I figure that is what people who do, do.

afiq:
Heaven is for those who's doing good deeds to others regardles of their origin and skin color. Most of us are being too comfy in our comfort zone, reluctant to worship with other races or reaching out to them. It isnt about the black thang, it is the ignorance and arrogance which makes us building the walls within the walls. We better ask ourselves where do we put Christ and his teachings?

I agree with the author of the article though, you're far less likely to see a black church providing humanitarian services to their people, than you are to see other races, yet we're the ones likely to need those services. About your last question: apparently, not where we should because from what I understand of Christ, hes the type to care for the less fortunate, not necessarily the already "saved" people that are able to make it to church in flashy cars.

It'd be nice to see more churches investing in the people within their communities. I know of very few. Besides, if the church's goal truly is to save souls, then their best bet would be to attract these people, to get out there and do their preaching by modeling virtuous behaviors. They'll get more souls that way.

To INSULT SOMEONE 100 TIMES, Start with Number One

- You started out with Nothing & Still have Most of it Left.
- If I Throw a Stick, will you Leave?
- Whatever kind of Look you were Going for, You Missed.
- Not all People like you are Annoying. Some are Dead.
- I'm trying to Imagine you with a Personality.
- When I think of you I think. Too many Freaks, not enough Circuses.
- Nice Perfume. Must you Marinate in it?
- You should go to a Mind Reader…They'll only Charge you Half Price
- I Remember you from Ten years ago…I never forget a Suit
- You're probably Outstanding in your Field…
and that's where you should be… Out Standing in a Field
- Have you ever Thought of Suing your Brains for Non Support
- You're the Type of Person my Parents told me Not to Play with…
- You must have been Raised by the Book, the Ugly American
- You remind me of a Flower, a Blooming Idiot
- Lets play Building and Loan…
Get out of the Building and leave me Alone
- There are Two Schools of thought that People have about you…
They either Dislike you or They Hate you
- You must be Sitting Backward because all I see is an “****”
- The more I know about you…
The more I Understand why some Animals eat their Young
- Something Terrible happened when you were Born…you Lived
- You'll never get Hemmorroids because you're a Perfect ****
- You remind me of Hemorrhoids or some other Pain in the Ass
- I need a Vacuum, is your Head Available
- I bet a lot of Great Ideas go through your Head,
because there's Nothing Stopping them
- You look like the Loser in an Axe Fight
- Its not the Ups and Downs in Life that bother me ,
It's the Jerks like You that do
- If Moses would have Known you…
There would have been Another Commandment
- You sound like a Manure Salesman with a Mouth full of Samples
- Lets do some Impressions Together…
I'll be a dog and you be a Tree
- Lets both do an impression of a Horse…
I'll be the Front End and You just be Yourself
- You have the Face of a Saint… A Saint Bernard
- Your Face reminds me of a Flower… A Cauliflower
- You must have been One of the Main Reasons for Birth Control
- You're the Result of What Happens when Cousins Marry
- Do you know if it weren't for Stupidity…
You’d have No Personality at all
- You should be in the Movies… You Look much better in the Dark
- I don't have to insult you, God already did it for me
- You look Good in Everything but a Mirror
- Most people deserve a Hand… You should just Settle for the Finger
- Is that your Face or did your Neck Throw Up,
- You work well when under Constant Supervision
or when Cornered like a Rat in a Trap.
- You would be out of your Depth in a Parking Lot Puddle.
- You should Go Far, and the Sooner you Start, the Better.
- You've got a full 6-pack,
but lack that Plastic Thing that holds it all together.
- You've been working with too much Glue.
- You're the Type who would Argue with a Sign Post.
- You bring a Lot of Joy, whenever you Leave the Room.
- When your IQ reaches 50, You should Sell.
- Your Gates are Down, the Lights are Flashing,
but the Train isn't Coming.
- If you were any more Stupid, you'd have to be Watered twice a Week.
- If someone gave you a Penny for your Thoughts, They'd get Change.
- It's hard to believe that you beat out 1,000,000 other Sperm.
- Some drink from the Fountain of Knowledge; you only Gargled.
- It probably takes you 2 hours to Watch 60 minutes.
- When I look at you I realize that the Wheel is Turning,
but the Hamster is Dead.
- The problem with your brain is that it is Too Tense,
It's "two tenths" the size of everyone else's
- I have trouble Remembering Names, Can I just call you "****"
- Do you have a Chip on your Shoulders, or is that your Head?
- Some people bring Happiness wherever they go,
You bring Happiness, "Whenever" you go,
- "If brains were Dynamite,
You wouldn't have enough to Blow your Nose"
- "Why don't you go Tie your Shoes,
That should Kill about Twenty Minutes"
- "The Lord sure Screwed up a Nice Ass,
When he put Teeth in your Face"
- "You have a very "Striking" Face,
How many times have you been Struck There."
- You look like a Million Dollars… "All Green and Wrinkled"
- You may not be Tall, Dark and Handsome,
But you are Tall, and Handsome in the Dark
- I know how you can Lose 10 pounds of Ugly Fat,
Cut off your Head
- "You are not so much of a Has-Been,
but more of a Definite Won't Be."
- "You should not be allowed to breed."
- "You should only Open your Mouth,
when it's time to Change Feet."
- You are depriving a Village, Somewhere, of an Idiot."
- I never Forget a Face,
but in your Case, I'll make an Exception
- You have Lips like Petals, Bicycle petals,
- If you see Two people Talking and one looks bored,
He's the Other one."
- Jesus Loves you, but Everyone else thinks you're an ****
- Your gene pool has had way too much Chlorine.
- Save Your Breath… You'll need it to Blow up your Date!
- You’re A few Clowns short of a Circus.
- You’re A few fries short of a Happy Meal
- You’re All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off your cracker.
- You apparently fell out of the Stupid Tree
and Hit every Branch on the Way Down.
- You’re As smart as bait.
- You’re Belt doesn't go through all the Loops.
- You’re Proof that Evolution CAN go in Reverse.
- You’re multitalented…
you can talk and annoy people at the same time.
- You’re one of those Bad things that happen to Good People.
- You remind me of the ocean,
not because you’re wild and reckless,
but because you make me sick.
- If you ever took an Aptitude Test…
You’d probably discover that you should be a Galley Slave
- You're he type of guy who if he studies real hard
and graduates college… will one day have his own paper route
- Does your Train of Thought have a Caboose?
- Did the Aliens forget to Remove your Anal Probe?
- I have a Picture of your Parents Wedding?…
You looked Cute Standing between them
- The Stork that brought you,
should have been Arrested for Carrying Dope
- I bet if you had a hemorrhoid operation…
they'd find a Brain Tumor
- Why don't you go Hang out somewhere else.
I'll even supply the Rope
- You should have been Nick Named “Treasure” ,
because you look like you've been Dug Up
- You look like a Million Dollars…, After Taxes
- Your Teeth remind me of Stars… They come out at Night
- Why don't you come out to the Pool with me
and let me give you some Drowning Lessons
- They say we all come from Dust
and when we Die we go back to Dust,
which Explains why there's always a Crowd at your Place…
- You look like a Million Dollars,
which is something I've never seen…
In other words, you look like Something I've Never Seen
- At least we know you weren't Born Yesterday
because Nobody could get that Ugly in 24 hours
- At least you're not Two Faced,
because if you were,
you wouldn't be Wearing that one.


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Farrouk

@ Selencious: Serenita

r231:
Abegunde

r231:
abudulai

Make up your mind!

Robert

Soji

negro_k:
please how could I improve on my spoken English? I find it difficult to speak good English and this has been a bone of contention between my boyfriend and I since he discovered I can't really speak good english. He said he will end the relationship if I don't improve on or before he graduate in 2011. And this is the man I've been dating even before he gained admission in 2007. I love him so much and don't want to lose him. Oh! I'm not an illiterate. I am in ND 11(PT) But I just find it uphill to use the words correctly. Please ignore my write-up. my knowledge of english is just too bad that I even feel ashamed whenever I'm out of line.
My relationship is at the verge of collapse. What do I do? Please help me. Thanks. It's a real promblem.

You sure as hell can type English well enough

Love.

You figured this would get NL females to post pix? Where'd you lose your thinking cap?

um, think of a brick wall when you see her?

lol its "set", not "sight". (but am sure you knew that)

The second (and by God's grace, also the last) one was three days ago. I was driving on the highway when we slid on black ice and i lost control of the car. Wasnt even speeding. The car flipped twice and landed on its side, in the ditch on the other side of the street.

I had a friend in the car. If anything had happened to her, I would have had to live with it for the rest of my life and that would have been really difficult for me.

Whew! Thank God