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ritababe:
Go do 7 days dry fasting, e be like say u get wife for river

NaijaKnight:
This is by far the most ignorant comment I've come across on nairaland and I have come across some ignorant/stupid ones. If you aint got what to say, can't you just take a chill? Must your fingers itch?...rushing to type BS that would in turn disturb the eye and faculty.
Ever heard of wet dreams?
Google is a better use of your internet data.
Don't thank me!

It's either they are ignorant or their fingers itch. But I don't think the former is the case, the latter definitely applies. They are those that wanna be noticed. The wannabes... trying hard to project themselves to limelight.....


Maybe she's the river wife....mtscheeeeew

Gordieshegz:
Brother,he didn't say just one day in a week or two...he says anytime he wakes up,,get it

Atleast, he didn't say every time. Anyway, it's possible if he sleeps in that position every time.

ugochuks95:
Hi Nairalanders, I noticed that anytime I wake up in d morning I am soaked with sperm in my boxers. It's been on for a month now. I'm so confused now I don't know the cause and the solution to this problem.

It's a norm if it's been long you had sex. It's not spiritual, you have no medical dysfunction, no sexual anomaly. Your bank is full, and it needs to be despatched - that's it.

My suggestion if you don't have a wife or you don't wanna bleep your girl, DONT SLEEP FACING THE BED. Sleep facing the ceiling with your back on the mattress.
Try to avoid sleeping sideways too, there's tendency you might end up sleeping facing the mattress.
Enjoy your hols

Akell:
Come out straight, this is your story.

ladymichael:
Sweetheart, I happen to be a very emotional person and caring.just cos people ask opinions on behalf of others don't mean they are the ones.

Please learn to have an open mind and do kindly give ur advise if you can.

Mind you, many are learning from this, so if not for me ,do it for the thousands of women that need advise and are confused

Happy holiday love.

Your level of maturity baffles me. Your IQ is too immense for a lady. I wasn't expecting such a gentle response from you.
The 'normal' Nigerian lady would have tongue lashed you to death. But you chose to be calm. Keep it up... enjoy your Xmas....


[color=#000099][/color]my sincere and heartfelt suggestions are:

1. She should hang out more. Let her go to places where she could be noticed. She should meet people.

2. Smile a lot. She should learn to smile at people. This attracts people to her.

3. Packaging. Let her carry herself well, Dress neatly. Use deodorants and perfumes when needed.

4. Prayer

5. Humility

6. Respect

7. If she's the chatterbox type, she should caution herself

8. Be yourself


Thanks!!!

ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?

Come out straight, this is your story.

Holudamsel:
75eoeoba

Incorrect

Holudamsel:
75eoeoba

Incorrect

Scarr, walcolm, BluePearls, and other gurus. I charged my Z30 till it's 100% and unplugged it around 4 am.
I woke up this morning and was amazed at how drastically my battery level has gone.
It went from 100% at around 4 to 68% around after 8.
BBVE says my battery is healthy.



Suggestions please.

September the 14th

Male and female folks alike 2bac7e6a

Ladies and gents, need real good friends 2bac7e6a

teevyne01:
Dats nt OAU is it?

One of those Western schools......hehehehe

DaPhilosopher:
Your Uni, not u! Schools collect transcript from schools directly!

Not all uni. My school gives it to you SEALED. You deliver yourself. Your destiny Is in your hands...lol

I went to a very rare school!

softtouch2:
My Z30 pop with Blend update tonight.... Hope it is not what I'm thinking

What's the blend used for? Can't find it on bb world.
Need someone to put me through pls. Use a Z30

DaPhilosopher:
"Wow!!got a message from Unilag
today that i’ve been given admission.had 51.76,recommended.History and
strategic studies.That I can now
proceed with other things…"

Source: LagAdminGuide

Anybody got similar msg?

Have you got an sms? Or do you know of any in our department who has?

Just watched the song for the first time on YouTube. Both really killed it....awesom piece.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvO5z5tx4ZA

Get Away
CHVRCHES

Go All Night
Gorgon City Feat. Jennifer Hudson

specialeagle:
My car was snatched yesterday at a gun point, around AirPort omuagwa area in PHC i hv contacted the police but my hope is wholely on God, so pls any info on Green colour Toyota Rav 4 plate no TTK 47 AA pls contact me. Thanks Friends

Chassis number

Any philosopher in the building?

DaPhilosopher:
I read on the second thread (on this nairaland abt SPGS) that som1 scored 52.

But a lot of people claimed that the aggregate score is just the exam score. They said class of degree and school attended+prof certs would be considered also.

So na to hope on God for the best.

Please, a link to the other thread. So I get hope with 54.

DaPhilosopher:
Fair! I don't know anything about the cut off for now but i heard it would be released by Weekend.

Do you know of anyone in our department with 50 and above?

walcolm:
Glo BIS and Airtel BIS will solve the data issue for you quite easily if that's the problem

you might want to update your OS to the very latest version so you can have the latest Android runtime which will improve the performance of the android apps you have installed

another way is to delete all the android apps and reinstall them

Thanks boss for your help

reaky:
Download android assistance apk
After installation open
Click on tools at the top right
Click on mobile networks to turn it one

Check on page 295 for screen shot

Reaky, thanks so much. I have the android assistant installed on my phone, toggled the network and viola....it worked. guessed I must have tampered with the network when I installed It back then. Thanks a bunch. You guys are tooooooooooo much

walcolm:
They don't connect when? During the day or at night?

[size=14pt]they don't connect all through the day. So sad [/size]


Walcolm, you're the saviour here, biko SAVIOUR Me abeg.

Gurus in the building, I just noticed that some of my third party apps fail to connect upon download request. Eg Tubemate, 1 mobile and some others sha. They open well and browse but whenever I click to download a particular app or game, it tells me connection not available.

I use MTN night plan on the beast. Thanks!!!

wilsonwilson:
How can one check it..

log onto spgs.unilag.edu.ng

Click application form, then click on continue application. Input either your ref number or application number.

But as I type, I think there's an upgrade on the site.

DaPhilosopher:
Result is out!!
visit the site, click on application and enter ur details. Peace.

fellow thinker, Hiw far with ur score? Do you know the cut off for Philosophy?

Tru anybody

Collee:
Can you submit ur transcript through ur brother.

D thread went solo since guys moved over to the whatsapp grp chat.

I can spot a Christ Embassy member. From your senior pastor to Choir Master.... Nawa 4 una o

tolustx:
The fault I see in dis post is dat "must u use dat topic 4 it? He didn't commit d crime in d name of the church. So why make d name of d church so bold as d topic.

Sept 14.... #teamVirgo 2bac7e6a