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CHARLYX9:
op,your problem is yourself,you better don't come here pretending like you don't knw what you do and if you wanna know what made you hate women and why you are suffering from from a psychological disorder state(DEPRESSION) I would like you to read this:https://www.nairaland.com/1964866/how-know-chronic-masturbator-masturbatress

Keep up with your good job, Chronic Masturbator/Masturbatress Detector

Does this mean I fall into this category according to this thread
www.nairaland.com/2083981/how-may-earn-back-respect

akpos4uall:
Please bear with me if this is too long. I have no choice but to give as much details as possible.
I'm in my late 20's but I've never been in a relationship. I just got a job as a teacher in a newly opened primary school september last year. I used to share my views with fellow staff about me not accepting that the bible is infallible & I don't need a woman in my life. Along the line, I was beginning to like the attitude of this lady towards. While I'm alone at work, she'll come to me to share her life story with me & I'll return the favor but I didn't want to take it further because the first day I met her, she introduced a young man to my proprietor right in front of me as her husband(I found out later that they've been in a relationship for 2years).


She changed her attitude towards me after an encounter with her. On a certain saturday, I was on my way in town when she saw me from afar and started hailing/greeting me but I ignored her. She even wanted to cross to the other side of the road to get to me but she turned back when she noticed my reaction. Before this encounter, she had asked me questions in school such as: why is it that I hardly make or receive calls from friends & am I sure this phone of mine belongs to me because I have more pics of my siblings than mine on it. By wednesday the following week, I apologized to her, telling her that I'm trying to change because of her. There she made me realized that I had done something similar to her before. Actually I have treated the few other ladies that have attempted getting close to me all my life in a similar way. I didn't really value greetings from ladies till then.


There and then she told me more bitter truth about how I'm living my life. According to her, people have been asking her if I'm sick/normal. It seems it is only there in the school that I associate with others. Once we've closed, I lock myself up at home. I don't interact with anyone, its just me & my phone. In short, what is it that I'm always doing with my phone. How will I say that I don't need a woman? Am I an homo or what?


These were really touching words. I really wanted to change. I used to stay online till as late as 2, 3 or even 4am but now I go to bed as early as 9pm. As a result of this, I end up waking up as early as 1am but can't go back to bed. Few weeks later, she too was beginning to act like before. I asked for her contact but she refused. I worsened everything the day I told her that I was beginning to have sleepless nights because of her in front of a fellow staff(her closest among us) & I will like to spend the rest of my life with her.


Now I've lost the respect she had for me. She no longer wants to have anything to do with me. Whatever move I make, she counters with the line "don't come near me, I already have a man."
Although I'm ready to let go of her, I just can't bear it seeing her everyday at work, acting like someone keeping malice with me. I no longer have the confidence to speak to her. What may I do to earn the respect as a fellow staff.

ronald4lif:
Brother no vex ya, na slip of fingers

No mind me. You were right all along. Actually it is the same me. I just wanted to receive more views and also get a link that I can easily get back to in the future unlike on facebook.

neighy:
Bolkay47 and Others...

2)If F and G are two different functions such that F(x)=x+1 and -1/x=g(x) find gof

bolkay47:
find what in no2?

gof means we should find g of f = g{f(x)}. That is an expression that is defined by the function g of function f of x.
f(x) = x + 1
g(x) = -1/x
We can get gof by putting f(x) in place of x in g(x)
gof = -1/f(x)
gof = -1/(x + 1)

In case you don't understand, let me use figures to make it clearer.
When x = 1, f(1) = 1 + 1 = 2, g(2) = -1/2 = -0.5
According to our solution,
gof = -1/(x + 1) = -1/(1 + 1) = -1/2 = -0.5
As you can see, they are the same
When x = 10, f(10) = 1 + 10 = 11, g(11) = -1/11
gof = -1/(x + 1) = -1/(10 + 1) = -1/11
Once again, they are the same

AlphaMaximus:
Can anyone kindly recommend some very reliable texts on Mechanics of Materials? Sorry for derailing......

I'm not 100% sure but I think there is a Schaum's Outline Series textbook on Mechanics of Materials.

Yeah it is true. It can only be used for Glo to Glo from 10pm to 8am . It is also limited to a certain number of days (3 I guess) after which your bonus will be zero if you do not recharge.

akpos4uall:
Mother board? My suspicion all along. How much is that going to cost me. Is it worth trying to repair it or better to get a new laptop all together.

zyzxx:
check d cost to each other first.

I don't know much about mother board. About how much is it for a mother board? The laptop make is Hp dv6-1425ei

mesoade:
The girl go be like,

Meaning?

ronald4lif:
Impossicant, this is copied word to word, even if them be twin I no gree

Abegi free me jor. Why you want pour sand sand for my garri?

Please bear with me if this is too long. I have no choice but to give as much details as possible.
I'm in my late 20's but I've never been in a relationship. I just got a job as a teacher in a newly opened primary school september last year. I used to share my views with fellow staff about me not accepting that the bible is infallible & I don't need a woman in my life. Along the line, I was beginning to like the attitude of this lady towards. While I'm alone at work, she'll come to me to share her life story with me & I'll return the favor but I didn't want to take it further because the first day I met her, she introduced a young man to my proprietor right in front of me as her husband(I found out later that they've been in a relationship for 2years).


She changed her attitude towards me after an encounter with her. On a certain saturday, I was on my way in town when she saw me from afar and started hailing/greeting me but I ignored her. She even wanted to cross to the other side of the road to get to me but she turned back when she noticed my reaction. Before this encounter, she had asked me questions in school such as: why is it that I hardly make or receive calls from friends & am I sure this phone of mine belongs to me because I have more pics of my siblings than mine on it. By wednesday the following week, I apologized to her, telling her that I'm trying to change because of her. There she made me realized that I had done something similar to her before. Actually I have treated the few other ladies that have attempted getting close to me all my life in a similar way. I didn't really value greetings from ladies till then.


There and then she told me more bitter truth about how I'm living my life. According to her, people have been asking her if I'm sick/normal. It seems it is only there in the school that I associate with others. Once we've closed, I lock myself up at home. I don't interact with anyone, its just me & my phone. In short, what is it that I'm always doing with my phone. How will I say that I don't need a woman? Am I an homo or what?


These were really touching words. I really wanted to change. I used to stay online till as late as 2, 3 or even 4am but now I go to bed as early as 9pm. As a result of this, I end up waking up as early as 1am but can't go back to bed. Few weeks later, she too was beginning to act like before. I asked for her contact but she refused. I worsened everything the day I told her that I was beginning to have sleepless nights because of her in front of a fellow staff(her closest among us) & I will like to spend the rest of my life with her.


Now I've lost the respect she had for me. She no longer wants to have anything to do with me. Whatever move I make, she counters with the line "don't come near me, I already have a man."
Although I'm ready to let go of her, I just can't bear it seeing her everyday at work, acting like someone keeping malice with me. I no longer have the confidence to speak to her. What may I do to earn the respect as a fellow staff.

zyzxx:
den ur mother board as problem as fault, where do u base? It not what u can do if u are not an engineer sir?

Ughelli in delta state.
Mother board? My suspicion all along. How much is that going to cost me. Is it worth trying to repair it or better to get a new laptop all together.

zyzxx:
pls av u use another charger?

yes I've used different chargers and different batteries on my laptop as well as on another laptop. It worked well on the other laptop except my own.

zyzxx:
after charging it, how many hours did it back up?

Like I said before, my battery is no longer good. It doesn't last more than 10 minutes. The problem is that my laptop no longer charge. I can only start the laptop with a battery that has been charged by another system. Once it is on, it lasts as the condition of the battery permits but the battery doesn't charge even with the charger connected to a power source. Normally, without battery, you can still start the laptop once the charger is connected to a power source but that is no longer the case.

I've been making use of my laptop for over 3 years now. I've replaced the charger once only. The battery is no longer good because it doesn't last more than 10 minutes once the charger is disconnected. Suddenly, there was a power failure & the system shut down on its own moments later. I must have charged the system for over an hour after power was restored but to my surprise, it didn't on. I later discovered that it no longer charges. I transferred the battery to another system, it powered it as well as got charged. Transferred it back to my system, it powered it but was not charging. What could be the cause & solution to this.

Far Away by Nickelback

Simple Plan - I Can Wait Forever


You look so beautiful today
When you're sitting there it's hard for me to look
away
So i try to find the words that i could say
I know distance doesn't matter but you feel so far
away
And I can't lie
Every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I wanna come back home to see your face
tonight
Cause I just can't take it

Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait
I can wait forever
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won't stop bleeding
But I can wait
I can wait forever

You look so beautiful today
It's like every time I turn around I see your face
The thing I miss the most is waking up next to you
When I look into your eyes
Man, I wish that I could stay and I can't lie
Every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I wanna come back home to see your face
tonight
And I
Cause I just can't take it

Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait
I can wait forever
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won't stop bleeding
But I can wait
I can wait forever

I know it feels like forever
I guess that's just the price I gotta pay
But when I come back home to feel your touch
Makes it better
Until that day
There's nothing else that I can do
And I just can't take it
I just can't take it

Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But i can wait
I can wait forever (I can wait forever)
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won't stop bleeding
But I can wait
I can wait forever
I can wait forever
I can wait forever...

Song: Angel
Artist: Theory of a Deadman
Album: Savages

U1:
Says who? Just because dem concede due to an error from Forster? That's the way you see it. I think I even have more confidence in them (Clyne and Bertrand) than those in Chelsea defence.

I don't think so. They have unfavorable fixtures coming their way in the next few gameweeks.

Well, I took a big risk making four changes this gameweek by selling Pelle for Costa, Fabregas for Sanchez, Ulloa for Kane & Baines for Azpilicueta. The performance so far isn't that bad. Banking on Sanchez to make the difference as my captain.

Themandator:
Theory. First travel to Rivers state,ask randomly people's opinion about Amaechi being against Jonathan then come back here. ..it is not by propaganda

Tyvm. I laugh when outsiders make such conclusions about the people's view.

jomoh:
Rochas just divided the political scene of SE while Ngige has already divided Ohaneze. This ensures that no stronghold for Jonathan come 2015. Not even his own SS cos Rivers under Ameachi is against him while Edo is also not behind him.

What makes you feel that because Ameachi is against Jonathan means the whole of Rivers is against Jonathan? So Ameachi alone = Rivers = SS

Another big question I keep asking about the claim that sin separated man from God is this; what seperated the animals from God? Are the animals equally paying for the action of man? Are you trying to claim that they don't go through similar condition like we humans? Don't they work for their food as well as struggle among themselves and other living things to survive. In some cases, don't the females carry their babies for more than 9 months before giving birth to them alive? So because of the disobedience of man, plants and animals got separated from the presence of God to come down to earth to live with man or what?

plaetton:
This is not true.
In the bible, god is known to have made choices for people.
For example. In Genesis or Exodus, can't remember which , god supposedly hardened the heart of pharaoh in order that he may use it to destroy him.
This is remarkable. God made Pharaoh to make a bad choice, a choice that god now used as excuse to punish same Pharaoh.
This is the best biblical evidence that free will is not free.
Somewhere else in the bible, god also says" is there no evil in the land that the Lord has not done it".
This implies that the Lord is the author and architect of all evil in the hearts and minds of men.
Where is the freewill to do good when the lord overrides and hardens your heart towards evil?

Please answer.

In addition to that, there are several other cases like Jonah in the big fish and the arrest of the later to be Apostle Paul. I can't see how this is different from me kidnapping someone and then going on to give the person some conditions on what to do to get his freedom. If he doesn't, I'll end up giving him a harsher punishment. At the end I'll now claim that it was a choice the person made? It wasn't by force?

I know this may not be the right place but this ebola case is becoming... "@MobilePunch: Ebola: Spanish club orders African player back www.punchng.com/sports/ebola-spanish-club-orders-african-player-back/ "

promise2020:
http://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2014-october-8
the eclipse wont be visible in Nigeria and even the whole of Africa.. Bad-luck

Thank you jare. Don't mind this our fellow bros and sis who won't take extra steps to understand what they read. Most have been blinded by religion all because of the unknown. My people really suffereth because they lack knowledge. The truth shall set you free.

benbuks: integrate √(x^2 - 1) dx ..

Let x = cosh u
Here are some identities that will be needed to solve this problem
cosh u = 0.5(e^u + e^-u)
sinh u = 0.5(e^u - e^-u)
(cosh u)² = 0.25(e^2u + e^-2u + 2) = 0.5(cosh 2u) + 0.5
(sinh u)² = 0.25(e^2u + e^-2u - 2) = 0.5(cosh 2u) - 0.5
(cosh u)² - (sinh u)² = 1
(cosh u)(sinh u) = 0.25(e^2u - e^-2u) = 0.5sinh 2u
Since x = cosh u & (cosh u)² - (sinh u)² = 1,
x² - (sinh u)² = 1
=>sinh u = √(x² - 1)
Also x = cosh u
=> dx = sinh u du
∫√(x² - 1) dx
∫(sinh u)(sinh u) du
∫(sinh u)² du
∫[0.5cosh 2u - 0.5] du
0.25sinh 2u - 0.5u + k
0.5(cosh u)(sinh u) - 0.5u + k
0.5x√(x² - 1) - 0.5arccosh x + k

O we maths enthusiast, I'm sure some of us are already familiar with some software/applications that can be used in solving problems. I'm familiar with MATLAB only. From the little I've learnt, I must say it'll be nice if we all can learn how to make use of it or any other similar application.
Here is a thread to ease your learning www.nairaland.com/1842325/nl-online-matlab-workshop you may download the application using this link https://kickass.to/matlab-r2013a-8-1-0-604-t7283516.html torrent things. Very large sha

benbuks: ok bro , let's do a check.

obtaining back the integrand by computing the differential coefficient of '-2√(1-sinx) + k '

=> (-2) * (1/2) * (-cosx) * (1- sinx) ^-1/2

=> cosx/√(1-sinx) ..

can we go further to obtain √(1+sinx) ?

Yes we can
cos x = √(1 - sin² x)
Using s = sin x
cosx/√(1-sinx) = [√(1 - s²)]/√(1-s)
= √[(1 - s)(1 + s)/(1 - s)]
= √(1 + s)
= √(1 + sin x)

benbuks: some1 try this abeg.


integral of √( 1 + sinx) dx


asap.

Use the substitution u = sin x
du = cos x dx
du = √(1 - sin² x) dx
du = √(1 - u²) dx
The integral becomes
∫[√( 1 + u)]du/√(1 - u²)
∫√[( 1 + u)/(1 - u²)] du
∫√[( 1 + u)/{(1 + u)(1 - u)}] du
∫√[1/(1 - u)] du
∫(1 - u)^-0.5 du
-1 * 2(1 - u)^0.5 + k
-2√(1 - u) + k
-2√(1 - sin x) + k

dejt4u: a=9/10, b=0, c=1/10

This is only one of the possible infinite number of solutions. In a vector/matrix form,
(A B C) = (k (9-10k)/15 1-k)
Where k can be any number
We will get the solution you provided when k = 9/10
(A B C) = (9/10 0 1/10)
Using k= 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5, we will arrive at the following solution
(1 -1/15 0)
(2 -11/15 -1)
(3 -7/5 -2)
(4 -31/15 -3)
(5 -41/15 -4)

What a margin

What a nice thread with some nice replies. Thanks to FOLYKAZE & macof I've just learnt something new about consciousness. Clearly, few or nobody else agrees with both of them. To me, with their view, a better understanding of the terms/words life, death & afterlife can be easily explained. Hence, if you both don't mind, may you give us some examples as well as questions that will clarify what life, death and afterlife are before finally answering the OP?