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BlueRayDick:
So I prepared this stir fry spaghetti yesterday, but due to the domestic incident that followed it's consumption I couldn't post.

So I prepared the spag and devoured it almost immediately, but when I was done eating I noticed I was experiencing some discomfort somewhere down my throat. Then it hit me, the shell/Legs of the dried prawn I used for the spag had hooked my throat and was causing serious pain.

I tried everything I could to have it forced out but I couldn't. The more I tried, the more the pain down my oesophagus increased. I even dipped my hands down my throat to throw up as much as I can but yet the particle causing the pain never came out. I even followed some YouTube videos that required one to take coke or olive oil when food particles get stuck in the throat but nothing came out.

I eventually ended up in the hospital. The doctor who happens to be a childhood friend whom we grew up together in Sunday school told me I just have to keep drinking warm water and allow the particle drop down my stomach by itself over time. An alternative to this is for her to refer me to ENT specialist who will perform a procedure and remove it. She gave me a drug to relieve the inflammation around the area sha.

Well, I woke up this morning and it appears like she predicted the particle already dropped down my stomach. I only feel slight pain from the sore the particle made from my constant efforts at trying to force it out yesterday.

Why am I posting this long story? It's for us all to be careful when swallowing these food items especially seafood. As we keep safe this period, let's also eat safe ó. For me no more dried prawn in meals for now

Sorry bro. Trust you're good now

AgbenuAnna:
Gote *pete* with beans
Akposy hope you are ok
This jos d fear me every time

Thanks. I'm okay. These hausa boys are just something else

MsBella:
The ones you planted, are the the seedless variety?

Yes, they're seedless

Hathor5:
As always beautiful.

How I wish I could pay you a visit and eat all these freshly harvested veggies and try your food.

I want you to be my brother in next life.

Thanks Thanks. I'm flattered

ceeceeuwa:
THANKS Akposy, but I have never seen a cucumber seed before. Is it sold in the market?

It's sold in agro shops

Yesterday's prayer walk was massive mehn. The turn up was crazy.

The wall of Jericho must fall down

This should be on front page

Lemme share some pics I took

cc
Mynd44 OAM4J

ceeceeuwa:
Pleas, can you put me through on how cucumber can be cultivated on a flower pot? Please!!!

I will be derailing though.

1. Get a good cucumber variety (seeds)
2. Get a flower pot, sack or grow bags with hole for drainage.
3. Source for top soil or any other substrate you intend using. Just ensure it's fertile et Al. You can mix with cured cow dung or chicken droppings.
4. Sowed your seeds (not too deep about 1 inch or 1.5 inch deep
5. Water. Be careful with over/under watering.

These are just the preliminaries. You will learn as you go.

Immarocks:
ua a gentle man oooo.Akposy and a good cook too. I wish am presently in Jos I for like taste ur food. and I want to be ur friend.

Thanks. I'm blushing

Emmyreal4:
you are doing well sir

Thanks boss

sunbestie:
This ur food dey enter body oo

Thanks. Come tastes

cococandy:
Don’t edit your post. Let anyone understand it the way they want.

All those rich celebrity chefs on Instagram supporting the protests with meals are contributing their time and energy but not their money. Their time and energy is actually worth more than the money donated because at the end of the day, no one will fold money and chew it.

They are using donations from Nigerians home and abroad to fund it. And people are donating heartily. I’ve been following and impressed with the actions of everyone who’s been supportive .

You have done nothing worth criticizing and your heart is in the right place.

Thanks for the encouragement ma.
I was motivated to do some thing for them, going through my wallet and pantry, I discovered I could only afford for 20 people. I felt 20 was too small for over 200 protesters, reason I asked for support.

Well, it turns out there are bitter people lurking around/in this thread looking to pick faults and vent their frustration on one.

I edited because I derailed the purpose of the thread and because I lost motivation to even support. Make my good no turn bad.
Thanks again.

Thanks Amorprincessca24! I no get power for E-warriors and pained people. Let him or her be

Breakfast is served.
Jollof rice| Dodo| Stewed beef and mini cucumber

I harvested the cukes from my flower pot this morning

Dickeyrider:
Na which kain format be dis one again Dem beg you meatpie? Why beg to impress people who don't give a damn about you? If na 3 bags of pure water you fit afford why not donate to them if you feel the need to help instead of turning yourself into a bambiala on a food thread

Okay. You don't have to insult me to make your point. We all have different ideas and perspective. I'll just edit my post

Rice and smoked fish tomato sauce. This here was super filling and yummy. I can't have enough of it.

Edited. I'm sorry for derailing

topsquino:
5 stars

Thanks

Munzy14:
my brother u like sweet sweet things o...

ripe plantain and potato na sweetness overload...

Yes o. It's actually Irish potatoes

pozehnani:
This is wow!

You too like sweet food.

Lol. Thanks
We should all live our best while we're still alive. Tomorrow is guaranteed to no one. The goal in life is not to be happy. The goal is to be useful, compassionate and human.
Even as money no day. I seize every opportunity I have to give myself a treat and be useful. Y'all should enjoy yourselves within the boundaries of dignity, be compassionate, useful and helpful to humanity.

Oh no.... don't mind my epistle please

descarado:
Akposy, u can substitute oat as thickner instead of cocoyam if you want cocoyam texture but can't get any around you. Not all oat.

Oh! Noted

Gistme12

Here's is the link to my coconut bread recipe. Simply substitute the coconut milk with normal milk and omit the shredded coconut.

Thanks

https://www.nairaland.com/5954215/how-prepare-coconut-bread-pictures#91125984

Asaro (Jos yam, Irish potatoes and ripe plantain pottage)

The Jos yam tastes like both cassava and yam

descarado:
Jisòs

Chei, kukuma kill me

Coco and poco, thanks o.

Ingredients, beef, tripe, dry fish, stock fish, oat, ùkazi, red oil, pepper, Cray fish,.ùzìza seed( ground)
Owerri people, I dey una backyard o

What is oat doing there? Is it among the ingredients?

Gistme12:
I've been trying to bake bread to no avail. Pls can u give a normal bread recipe and guide on how to prepare it? I've been following your works here and really like what I see. Thanks

I think I've dropped it here before. I'll check for it.

Mavinsoladele:
please, where exactly in Nigeria do you reside?

you wanna visit?

Lunch earlier
Beans made with sesame and pumpkin seeds| Dodo and Croaker head (ori eja nla)

tabithababy:
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am trying this soon

You should

Awesomemama:
Please share the recipe for the suya spice Looks really good

I will have to search for it first

Amorprincesa24:
The stew looks very tasty.

Yeah. Thanks

Brioche. This is my first time making Brioche.

Brioche is a French bread (I guess) made lot of eggs and butter. For instance, I used 3 eggs, 1 tbsp sugar and ½ cup of margarine for the Brioche. If I was making normal bread with same flour quantity, I'd have used 1 egg, 3 tbsp margarine and 3 tbsp sugar

It tasted unique (savoury kinda) with a flaky exterior and velvety soft interior

GboyegaD:
Tried one time and after 3 months, went to a fast food, bought a meal and since then, to drink water is now so difficult.

You can do it....give it another try

Mariangeles:
Happy Sunday people.

The second picture was me playing with my food.

Dodo and egg can make sense

descarado:
Akposy, it's now I knew you don't know who is behind this moniker. Will get back with you at the right time.

Okay. No problem
..but who's this?

descarado:
Seems you are not being specific. Maybe I shouldn't have asked. Thanks

I'm being realistic. If it is something I'm passionate or technically sound in, I enjoy buying and selling.

From experience, sales is best achieved if one is technically aware/sound about their products.

Do you want to introduce me to a product? Kindly educate me.

Regards

Hathor5:
Oven baked potatoes with minced meat, cheese and salad.

Well done

Hathor5:
Congratulations dear! You can be very proud of yourself!

The picture is great!

Thanks!

GboyegaD:
Congrats bro! Share how you were able to do without carbonated drinks.

There's no super thing I did. I simply made up my mind to do away with carbonated drinks. Initially, my favorite were Smoov Chapman, Fanta and Sprite. I discovered they were affecting my health negatively. I decided to reduce my intake. Surprisingly, I went 1 month without it....I continued till date. I started January this year.

I replaced with fruits water, I used mainly cucumber and lemon slices. I got a 900 mL water bottle, cut a slice or two of both cucumber and lemon, put them in my water bottle, fill with water and drink. I kept filling with water for 24/36 hours, then I replace with new slices. The results were great. I had fresher face, my pimples faded away and it had this refreshing feel. Unfortunately, I couldn't keep up cos I didn't have storage for my lemons and cucumber. They get spoilt and my money wasted. I continued with normal water. My target is at 2.5 ltrs of water daily

The only problem with this is constant urination . I pee frequently and the urine is pure.... That's just it jare

descarado:
Do you like buying and selling?

It depends on the item

omooba969:
I always dey feel you boss, very original - unlike some presentation wey go be like beautiful war zone.

More grace.

Thanks boss

cococandy:
Congratulations

Thanks!

GboyegaD:
I have been around, just lazy to post. Corona still dey and all these online things dey tire man pikin. Anyways, I don come back.

Okay boss. Welcome back!

descarado:
Akposy, what do you do for a living?

I'm a technical sales person. I sell vegetable seeds to farmers and the advice them on modern agronomic practices

Munzy14:
No alcohol since 9months... hey what did you replace it with ?


smh, u deh try o.....

Initially, I replaced with lemon water (I cut lemon slices and infuse in water)...I couldn't keep up cos my lemon get spoilt at room temp. I just continued with normal water.
It's not like I was a chronic alcoholic.. then, I take alcohol occasionally (once in 2 or 3 months). My addiction was fanta and Sprite

mariahAngel:
*Singing* Akpokpokpo Akposy!

You're doing great. Nice one!

Thanks ma'am

Babadee1900:
Happy birthday Bro. God be with you always

Nice meal

Thanks and Amen. It ain't my birthday o. My birthday is on the 30th.... I'm just celebrating life

Celebrating my myself and small wins with this yummy dish.
Rice| Croaker fish stew| Dodo

Despite been broke with 1,300 left in my wallet, I decided without apology to celebrate my small wins and self today!
It has been 9 months and counting without carbonated drink and alcohol. At first, I thought it'd not be possible but here I am in the 10th month already. I deserve this treat and more.

Nothing is too big nor small to celebrate yourself today. Remember say na who get life dey celebrate o.
Meanwhile, I will continually say to no police brutality!

Dinner last night.

I finally ate Eba after so many months.

Munzy14:


unfertilized chicken abii..

Lol. Egg na full chicken na.
I remember how my mum used to tell us how egg is full chicken when there was no money to buy chicken during Christmas. She will serve us one big egg each and we'd eat our "full chicken" happily. God bless our parents

GboyegaD:
Breakfast:
Ham, Egg, and Cheese Burrito with a side of Mocha.

Where have you been? Welcome back... I miss your efo riro posts

Hathor5:
Thank you dear.

Your picture looks delicious. This is exactly how I like it. I wish I could try it.

Kuddos to you.

Thanks

shoyemiayodeji:
Row row row the boat gently down your throat.....

This is picture perfect! I love it like kilode I might try it soon

Prestonn:
Thank you my Brother and Happy Birthday in advance.

Your Fish look delicious and inviting

I'll try and translate to English first before i upload my cake recipe.

Okay boss. Thanks

pocohantas:
I have never gone through that thread before, though I stumbled on it a few times. Sorry about that. I know lots of declutter pages, but they cater mainly to Lagos residents. I can imagine how annoying it is, been there. Better deals with come ehn?

Yeah. Thanks