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All na wash. The guy dey take style campaign

phapi: it will b such a joyous headline to read come monday morning

did I hear you say Come Monday Morning. Check my signature for contact details

toyin jimoh: Haruna ishola - eyin tin périwa layida

wetin happen nah why you siddon for where I suppose sit. Lol

Orobo kibo - Pasuma

Thread Derail(er) Association of Nairaland
(T-DAN). Who wan join my group

TDAN for Life

snika: Mama Ebuka, oya go fetch me my mma agha ASAP, I'm going to the voting center as an independent observer

what's this one not saying

I won't exchange words with you.Am way bigger than that.It was just an observation.I believe he typed the content in a hurry therefore after the news making front page it was expedient for him to go back and edit it.You may not have the knowledge of the people that visit this site daily.It is disheartening to read such use of English by foreigners.Tomorrow when a Foreigner accuse majority of Nigerians of not good in writing the English language i believe you will be the first to castigate them meanwhile they are not far from the truth.

I know somebody will copy what I wrote. Word for word, I tire for nl

adaobi123: Link please

The link is broken.

mayten30: don't abuse that man he is correct by saying sand paper!!!u are correct by saying abrasive paper and he is also correct by saying sand paper!!sand paper is a correct english word!!go and check ur dictionary or use google!!!but come oooo look at the last line of ur sentence mr english teacher "its call abrasive paper"what type of english is that?let me correct you next time you say "it is called abrasive paper"and not "call"wey u use!!thank me later.

Hello Mr. English Teacher 2 let me too correct you.

First you start a sentence with Capital letter,
Secondly, English is spelt with capital letter "E"
Thirdly, is your "space bar key" not working (just wondering)
And, don't give me that excuse that you typed with your phone, even me am typing this from my friend's laptop

Lastly, it might interest you all to know that the pictures were actually copied from a facebook page. THANK ME LATER

I bow

You can't say happiness without saying pen.is Ltd

long but will pull crowd I tell you

Stevosty: If you are not banking with UBA and/or GTB, you are dead.

haba, its too much nah. why wishing people dead

Akuneshiobike: First City Microfinance Bank (FCMB) remains my favourite Bank till Christ come. I am highly satisfied with their quality of products and services. CBN are talking trash!

They are talking about commercial banks, you are talking of microfinance bank

wescoBaba: Good evening everybody,pls I need your help on how to get to "calabar",have not being to that state before and am planing to go there,even stay there to watch super Eagle game against Ethiopia on Saturday,am currenty in "ondo" state,how much is T-fee from "lagos,akure,benin" to "calabar"? which transport company is good for the state and how many hour jounery.
Also how [color=#000000]"mush"[/color] is accommodation there for an average "nigerian" like student and pls recommend names of hotel.thanks alot

Its [color=#000000]"much"[/color]....olodo
Next capitalize the quoted, okay
Thank me later not now

1ast to commmmennnnt on 1st page

Rem the golden rule
Please do not post adverts in this section, to avoid being killed.

Who are these ugly people nah

Hmmmmmm. Am I welcome here

The guy above me is

GLOBAL INF: i had our precious goal keeper DELE was selling pure water as at this time last year around Ogba area! see what GOD can do in man's life, i'm sure he never knew he will ever be dinning with the president in a year time!!!! folks! this is today!!! you never can tell where you will be in a year time, so i indulge you to always dream and dream big. the truth is that the dream is yours and even if the goal you set for yourself didn't come to pass, SET the goal again and dream big (afterall no one will arrest you for dreaming BIG).... [color=#000000]as at this time last year i was living in a container around Ikeja which also happen to be my office and i never knew i could ever leave the shores of NIGERIA, But as i write you now i'm in EUROPE(LEGALLY) doing my MASTERS and God has been so faithful to me. just yesterday i got a call from the former president of Nigerian Chamber of Commerce and Industry and we are discussing SERIOUS BUSINESS, i will also be meeting the NIGERIAN AMBASSADOR to the country i am soon. this is what dreams can do! i saw it years ago and its happening..........[/color]

Oga wake up, day don break

You can't say happiness without saying pe.nis.

"Please do not post adverts in this section, to avoid being killed."

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Seriously, OP you are a smello for returning the money. 800k, them give u 20k you come dey happy say wetin.

kovak: and when you lose your finger, you can't finger again.
hehehehe

Baddest Comment ever Seeth.

Wait o, is that how to spell seeth

Another publicity stunt for the SONG. Everything na wash, I nor go listen to the song lai lai

GatJokez: Eschew

woeful

israel007: [size=15pt]that eclipse wey i miss pain me no be small.

i dey inside pool come dey shout say oooh weather don change. e be like say smoke dey o. mumu i no know say na eclipse dey finish go.


e pain me no be small [/size]

wetin this one dey talk

Lame attempt at humor

Photochopped

My sincere apology to the MANAGEMENT & STAFFS of MERRYBET for whatever misdemeanor, real or imagined, which has occasioned the ruptured relationship between us.

Also, to the whole Nigerian Bookmakers, for whatever negative comments I had made against them.

https://www.nairaland.com/1500525/it-settled#19298709


Ari Reimund