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Reread my post to understand it then go back and study your bible. Malakh: |
Funny how the futility of life and the certainty of death rubbishes our desperation for achievements. Literally, we're just living to die. The only problem is that man has already been condemned from birth. Therefore, "Hell from beneath is excited about you, To meet you at your coming"...Isaiah 14:9a. Don't be a fool to doubt the ancient cycle of birth-life-death-judgement. Think of how many have come and gone and how many are yet to come; "Our God is a consuming fire"...Hebrews 12:29. "Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure"...Isaiah 5:14. But how can we escape this ancient trap? "Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied"..Proverbs 27:20 Be rest assured that we have the blessed hope of eternal life through CHRIST JESUS. His blood is our covering; a price he has paid for our souls. May God grant you wisdom to see life for what it is. Happy Easter..... |
Na the women I dey pity pass. By the time your lordship finishes with you; una white garment go turn brown. |
They are not friends but brothers (the FB poster and the guy on the bed) and this is an inside joke. I suggest you put it down..na so una find news reach. Both brothers joke around on FB and it's not for you to broadcast it and give a misleading title; clearly you don't know any of them. GurlFriend: |
Yes its true. FRSC recently partnered with "Gulder ultimate Search". I went to FRSC office and a road safety officer told me to do the following: You have to get a document from a certified driving school partner, take it to VIO to get a Learners Permit, do some kind of a medical test alongside the test results,proceed to FRSC to obtain a form...bla bla bla bla!! by this time I noticed spit coming out from the sides of his mouth...eww! I was tired and irritated, so I stopped him and asked him "Plix I need a drivers license next week, how can I get it" He told "That's why I'm here, just bring 15k" |
Please expunge number 5 from your list. |
Wow!! I've never seen such a rare case of Vitiligo I'd love to see what he looks like when he turns 50; that's if he makes it |
Abeg....too much activity! |
Hmmm....Arsene Wenger seems to know a lot about suspense, intrigue and all that theatrical voodoo (making you laugh, making you cry, making you weewee in your garment). To all Arsenal fans out there; I'm sorry to say that Arsenal is a fictitious club that is staring in a movie directed by a certain french man that has managed to keep you glued to your TV with his voodoo and Phantasmagoria. PS: Don't take this post too seriously...just one of my moments. |
I was wandering why there were so many women those pictures, then I remembered it's "INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY". |
Ain't nothing uglier than a bitter and angry woman |
Don't be surprise if you're both sleeping on the bed one day and you hear "Oboy!! abeg shift small for me"....BEHOLD THE BABY DADDY ![]() |
He was such a brilliant man!! very intelligent fellow. |
Wow!! music!! tan tara rammm.....Nigerian Police (aka Bribe collectors and Human right violators) Kubwa district to the rescue. With a Swish! and a boom! and a Gbam! They have the suspect in custody. But he says he was never at the scene of the crime, he only lives across and came to buy recharge card before he was arrested ![]() |
Uncouth Woman!!. With a response like this, it's clear she has removed her garment of shame. You and your trolls, I no know who worse pass. A lot of these social media users need to learn that social media has no referee. They should learn how to read comments and not respond. |
10 Billion!!! |
A Liberian boy without blemish actually goes for 300,000; they cheated him.... But seriously, how can a father sell his own son??...or how can anybody think of selling anybody? Wicked world |
A word for the wise: In this life; there's no referee. Make plans that are unique to your situation and follow through with it. The main reason most guys run off early is because they want to revel at ungodly hours and fornicate. The main reason most girls prefer this category of guys is because they are the people they revel and fornicate with. Like in the animal kingdom, once a Female is mature enough to mate, she prefers the privacy of a nest; hence their popular question "Do you stay alone". The young lady that posted this was just responding to her animal instincts. It most likely has nothing to do with being responsible but has everything to do with sex. |
This kind of evil is only seen in Nollywood movies..... |
Hmmmm Girls!! Una dey fall una own hand.. |
Very wayward man ![]() |
Mosquitoes are our neighbors, they know us and we know them. I don't think they have anything new to offer us;we don see them finish! |
Anywhere you see Dr. Mike Murdock, RUN. As you're running, put your hand in your pocket and check if your money is complete. Birds of the same feather, yatch together.. |
Too bad the thief has a familiar face. Good luck finding him... |
Sorry for yourself!! robosky02: |
ifyan:My brother, apart from the big names, everyone worries and is faced with the challenge of blog traffic. Although I've come to notice that the more content you put up (that is SEO optimized), if you do every other thing right, the higher the probability of increasing your traffic OVER TIME. There's no magic involved. Its definitely not immediate. Try to write more quality stuff, push it on social media, other blogs and ensure that its google searchable. If you can accumulate up to a thousand posts, I can almost assure you that you'll worry less about traffic. Remember, blogging is for the long haul. If you're consistent, you'd watch your traffic grow from month to month. |
Aside the money craze, I think the primary objective for anyone to own or run a blog is to provide valuable information on a particular subject area and make it available to the public. Your blog gives you a voice. The problem is that a lot of people think it's all about money from day 1. Consequently, they jump into areas they think will give the highest returns in the shortest possible time. So they decide to copy the likes of Linda Ikeji to do news, fashion, gossip etc. They forget that she was into modelling and a little bit of showbiz. She mingled with celebs and this was her industry. It was easy for her to get first hand news and gossips. That's her passion and she has been at it for years now. As for me, I've always had a passion for IT Strategy development for SMEs and IT career advisory. That's my industry and that's the reason I started my blog. I honestly haven't considered advertising or monetizing but I can confidently tell you that I've got about 4 offers from different companies to carry out projects for them. My problem is that I work full time and so I have to choose what I can do and turn down the rest but they keep coming. You may not believe this but a couple of them are asking me to name my price (they see me as an expert). Please note that my blog is only 5 months old. I'd like to encourage you guys to focus on your strengths passion and interests when choosing a niche. Strive to establish yourself as an authority in that field. If you've followed the "others" already, you can change your niche to something that is native to you; it's allowed. I don't mean to brag but I have a Masters degree, I can't be caught copying and pasting. I HAVE A REPUTATION TO PROTECT. If my subject matter is of interest to you; the link to my blog is on my signature and below. PS: I got a job offer cos someone read one of my posts on LinkedIn. It came as a surprise to me because it wasn't my best post. www.techbusiness101.com |
The girl gets SHAME and EMBARRASSMENT The guy gets HAILED by his compatriots for conquering another territory and also carrying out an appraisal. Its a Loose-Win situation guys. |
You don't need to have a site admin or pay anything to anyone to create and run your blog. Setting up your blog on content management systems like Wordpress is as easy as using Microsoft Word. You choose your hosting platform (ipage is good) and pay for a plan. If you're confused on what you want, you can chat with an ipage customer care agent that'll provide the necessary support to guide you. Plus its cheap as hell. I spent a total of about USD33.87 (about NGN6,000) before the Naira apocalypse. You also don't need coding skills at least for a basic design and layout. Only ensure that your blog design is clean and appealing (white space is good for readability). Remember its all about your content. Don't plagiarize or copy and paste. Originality is golden. I started my blog on the 12th of Sept 2015. I use Wordpress as my CMS and ipage for hosting and I can't complain. It's been buttery smooth so far. My niche is on IT strategy development for SMEs (post on Mondays) and IT career advisory (post on Fridays). Check my signature for a link to my blog. PS: I don't copy and paste, "never have, never will" www.techbusiness101.com |
Amaechi is a smart man. Remember he spearheaded the campaign and election of PMB. He knew what was coming and had put his house in order a long time ago; even when GEJ was on sit. Wike has and is still very busy looking for hard evidence to nail him to no avail. If you're looking for dirt on Amaechi;sorry you will not find. You also need to know that Amaechi is a "power person"not necessarily a "money person". I'm a PH boy and I know a few people that are close to him. His favorite line is "This is Rivers people's money, it's not my money". If you're expecting "egunje" then sorry; Hence, the popular cry was " Amaechi is not carrying us along". Unfortunately, I'm not saying he did not give bribe or loot, but I think he did it with sense and it was clean. BeeBeeOoh: |
"Monkey see, monkey do"...They are acting out what was done to them during training (kids). Professional human right violators in the making. |
Amaechi is a "power" person not a "money" person. Demmocrats: |

