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Na wa oh! Na to put this one for spreadsheet to calculate the cumulative total.

@Peter..if Diddy asks you for a piece of your anusike; say NO!!!

I no know say bubu dey shake woman hand oh!!!hian

Port-Harcourt....the spiritual home for kidnappers.

The misguided murderous Muslim militants from Mecca have struck again; with their meanness and their madness and their mayhem...

So a guy will refuse using a rubber and you'll still open leg Is it not your responsibility to protect your womb and birth canal

YOU ARE THE GATE KEEPER. THE GUY IS THE VISITOR. YOUR SECURITY IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

This kind English fit take person straight to Hellfire

These men get mind pass their Dilector. Kanu don run...

Complexion is most likely pomade or camera filter but gap tooth is natural

I don't blame the guy. It's a cold world plus I need to hear both sides before I come to a conclusion.

We had Landline (BokoHaram) but now it's being decommissioned to usher in mobile phone (Fulani HerdsMen). They're even requesting for locations around the country to build their masts to increase coberage.

I agree with you. I was only being sarcastic.

efesodje:
Your reasoning is flawed.

Medical Laboratory Scientists are sought after in all medical establishments (hospitals, NGO's, Pharmaceutical companies etc).

Nowadays the school you graduated from does not hold that much weight like in the past. I know because I have been part of interview panels where we make the final employment recommendations and the job always goes to the best performing candidate in the interview. Your degree certificate only gets you the interview invitation, it doesn't give you the job.

First Class =
Best graduating =
Med Lab =
from ABSU =

Abeg no beef me oh.

In a raggae voice: Naver ava!


Portharcourt people:

Stage 1: The normal people will triple the legit queue by forming 2 extra queues (lanes)

Stage 2: The semi craze people will form a new queue at the exit gate. By this time, management will shut the exit gate to control that madness.

Stage 3: The hyper craze people will double the exit gate queue.

Stage 4: Jerrycan scavengers will take over....

Stage 5: Road block, Chaos, black marketers in the vicinity offering reprieve.

dingbang:
This kind of orderliness can't be seen in rivers state...

I see some people have been listening to @daddyfreeeze hence such an initiative. it's a welcome development. However, please don't label me a member of the #freeethesheeples movement. I belong to CRA (comments readers association). This is just a deduction from my thesis based on my observations. Just putting 2 and 2 together. I'm open to your interpretations.

I see some people have been listening to @daddyfreeeze hence such an initiative. it's a welcome development. However, please don't label me a member of the #freeethesheeples movement. I belong to CAR (comments readers association). This is just a deduction from my thesis based on my observations. Just putting 2 and 2 together. I'm open to your interpretations.

Giant Python: I get muscle

King Cobra: I get poison

...and they fought day and night but none prevailed over the other.

Rivers State!!! The spiritual home for kidnappers.

Papiwater husband is jealous

Young Jamil has suckled on that so its all the way up!!

Tell them you're bringing your plate ...then giggle; indicating sarcasm. After which, you go ahead to tell them your unique strengths and achievements and how it translates to value/benefits for their company.

Wike has officially hijacked the PDP. They never chichumchin!!!

Father!!!? Read Matthew 23:9. Also, If you want to stand with anybody; stand with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ (not any man)

UbanmeUdie:




My father! My father!!

Ride on sir!

Tithing dates far back before the Mosaic law. It is a covenant practice born out of revelation and insight into the deep things of God.

Father Abraham gave tithes.
Jacob gave his tithe.

And if we are Abraham's children and are now partakers of Abraham's blessings, then we must equally engage the deeds of Abraham (Hebrews 7).

Many are busy shouting, "we are now under grace, and not under the law, therefore the law should be done away with". Is this only regarding tithing?

I hope grace has now nullified the law that says thou shall not kill, thou shall not commit fornication, thou shall not lie, thou shall not worship any other god besides me, etc.

Many have become abusers of grace because they don't understand what grace is and what it has come to do.

Grace is the divine ability to do God's will without limitation where ordinarily, men would fail. Grace rides on the wheels of Mercy.

It is this mercy (divine pardon) that everyone enjoys today as a result of the blood that Jesus shed on Calvary. That is why, when many ought to have died instantly after committing a sin, they live on. Mercy suspends at outright almost instant consequence for sin and gives many chances for repentance.


The death of Jesus didn't abolish tithing because if it does, then it also abolished the sin of murder, idolatory and fornication.

His death only grants us divine pardon from the immediate consequences of sin.


I stand with Daddy G.O

I beg to differ with your "own words". God may not have a physical address but He has a bank and it's your hungry and sick brother's/neighbour's empty pocket.

felifeli:
" There is nowhere in the Bible where it is written that tithing and giving offering is compulsory .But if you want to trust God with your finances you should even strive to do more than the tithe "

This was a part of the message of the G.O of MFM Ministries this morning at the international headquarters .

My own words:
So, what do you say scoffers? If you like chop nkwobi and Isi ewu and gulder with your money, if you like give it to your church . The choice is your. God no get address and no bank account.

Looks like she rubbed some pomade

When your village people have picked their phone and are about to dial your number!!

Rochas!!!!! Idol worshiper...

Bring back Natural Hair.....

She's starting to look like an "Old Layer". How come she did not sample what the fans love to see Na joke i dey oooh!

Sad truth - You're most likely just one of his many girlfriends

QueenMarvella:
My Boyfriend Is Just Getting More Annoying These Days. He Won't Call nor text for days, always claiming to be busy .
But anytime we see, he will turn to the sweetest guy on earth and I will feel like things should stay that way forever. But once we say bye to each other, it's the same story until when we see again.

It's not a long Distance Relationship as u guys may think but I don't know whats' stopping him from showing care through calls and texts too. He doesn't pick my calls too most times and that's what I hate most.

I like clingy, I like double texts, phone calls, Good morning and Good night texts.

And now, am getting tired of the relationship.

Dunno what to do,any advice ,Pls.

It's easy to tell when daddy ain't around.