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If it was an naked father doing this with his daughter, the news go enter CNN. Double standards!!! |
The Biafra struggle continues ![]() |
I see they've whitened her teeth. I was beginning to get worried. |
I think Edo state should be inclued in the Biafran map. We are all working towards the millenium development goals for the diaspora. |
Behold!! She has removed her garment of shame and opened her loins of disgrace... |
Thirsty Simp..... |
I took a trip to Okrika last month and all through the boat ride, all I could smell was diesel. The water its self had something like diesel floating on the surface and giving it a rainbow reflection. The bitter truth is that we can blame the IOCs all we want but until we own our problems we'll keep digging ourselves into a hoLe. Some No-Good Naija delta people have been destroying their own land since time immemorial. This includes pipeline vandalization for criminal commercial purposes and for agitation sake and the popular local refining activity called "kpo fire" as well. When I saw the mess, I asked myself "How can they fish?" IMPOSSIBLE!!! The indegenes on the boat told me that "I ain't seen nothing yet" and I'm complaining. I was astonished at the folly of the region. They will never learn. Tomorrow another pipeline will be destroyed and some will cheer; calling out the FG. Look at Warri and Portharcourt today and compare these cities to what they used to be. Everybody is now crying Lagos is monopolising commercial activities in the country. SHAME!!!!! When will you have sense. The IOCs have done their risk assessments and adapted to the folly of the region whilst staying afloat and making their profit. FG is doing what they know how to do best; Nepotism, Political Rascality, Economic rascality and Democratic terrorism. OUR MUMU NEVER DO? The Niger deltans need to own their problems and develop a sustainable economic strategy to enable them survive and compete favourably. |
Stop Spiritual Rascality. Where in the bible did you see spiritual husband and spiritual wife mentioned? Concerning orgasm (aka making luv) in your dream, ever heard about "wet dream"? When your konji don pass be careful stage, your brain tricks you while you're sleeping so as to expell accumulated love fluids to free up your waist. Solution: Avoid thinking about/engaging in activities/looking at things that increase your konjimeter. Unless, you go marry wife or husband for dream. |
It's no news down here that the "Abokees" and the "Honda" have something in common!! |
What a desecration of the NYSC calling! |
Umu drugs... |
The last picture in the first post looks like a scene from Mortal Combat.....FINISH HIM!!!!!.. |
By Northern youths he means boko haram...abi? |
Now I believe the igbos are Jews. Just like the days of old spoken of in the bible. They are steadily looking for who to WORSHIP. They are now worshiping Kanu and as usual they will be punished for their transgressions. Igbos are smart but when it comes to leadership and politics; my people are OLODO.... |
Abeg!!! Na who dey pursue all these people.... |
Road safety cannot even enforce simple safety standard. Trucks like this should have rear and side barriers so as to stop smaller vehicles from going under during a collision. |
So Bokoharam get choir wey dey sing their soundtrack...it's either that or the ISIS mass choir all the way from Iraq. |
You guys should keep looking for beards (secondary school adolescents) no go find money... It's money girls respect and not beards. MONEY + POWER = RESPECT Show me a list of the top 20 richest men and I can guarantee that there's none with a full beard on that list. Moreover when you get to a certain age, no one will tell you to go clean shaven. |
Biggest poultry with no chicken in sight No make me vex oh!!! |
Inside club nko? |
I believe the robbers fortified themselves. The boldness with which the driver strolled in and out of the car even in the presence of close range gun fire is astonishing. The guy at the backseat should normally have taken some bullets as well. The glass and door are not bullet proof and cannot stop bullets from an AK47. The bullets would normally go through. |
From the picture, Looks like "aboy life of ginjah" was attacked by a ninja. |
Easy to say. This was real life and not a movie. You have one gunner facing 3 shooters; there's no time for rehearsals. He had poor visibility, was too close and probably was almost expending his bullets; hence his decision to bail from the security post. From the way he was "Running & Shooting", you can tell he's had reasonable training. Unfortunately, in his line of work, death is always in the equation. bigtt76: |
The business of Human Capital Development. The "See mycondition" face IPOBians make when they're caught is always the same. |
They say Biafra has no natural resources. Rubbish!!! Biafra will be the land flowing with CoCo and Heroin. Umu Drugs! when Biafra comes, your oppressor will be unable to catch you again. You shall import and export powder as you like. |
IPOBians will commence worshipping the statue immediately after their Dilector departs for Abia state. |
Guy take time oh. I no wan laugh too much; I dey eat korel9: |
This reminds me of a flat mate in Uni. He specialised in stealing 1000 Naira. Keep 1 billion naira and he'll steal only 1k. He was such a fellow. |
If you listen to the audio very well, you'll hear a lady telling him "verbatim" what to say... T.B. Jay has discipled him and taken his power/influence/members ![]() |
Religious Rascality. Why people dey mumu like this...? ![]() |
David defeathed Goliath...Yay!!! |
In other news; last week, 14 people were killed in Tai L.G.A Rivers State. Nobody said 'kpim' not even the state government. Apparently, the life of Nigerians/Africans mean nothing. Our government is quick to stand with a foreign country. NB: FFK na mumu. I don't stand with him. |

fluids to free up your waist.
no go find money... It's money girls respect and not beards.