₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary bottlenecks.

#EndSARS.

This is comic relief mixed with a high degree of madness! I no send you this one ooh!

unuane1:
Seriously nairalanders this guy has a problem upstairs I think he's just an attention seeker and if we learn to ignore all his comments here by not mentioning him I believe he will stop being foolish for the attention he seeks.

Why are you guys so pained about this guy and his comments? For one he's a comic relief and that's good to have him here. Secondly, on the subject, what he said is true to a very large extent and if I may add, did you notice he had over 80 likes? Those who understand him do, I used to hang a question mark on his handle until I realised that he's just a comic relief, pls leave him alone, he has his purpose. And for NwaAmaikpe, guy, don't drive yourself to your early grave on nairaland, go out there and be better than the likes of alibaba and basket mouth.

JON01:
But honestly this type of prayers make me doubt some pastors... I respect this baba GAN not until recently Haba daddy why can't you pray that those Looters up there should Die eh since they are the Major drawback blocking our way In this Zoo

He can't pray such prayers against the looters because the looters share the proceeds of the loot with him through the much infamous 10%. Makes sense doesn't it?

PrecisionFx:
Religion is Mass Stupidity.

There's no one in ur village trying to kill u. These useless pastors have destroyed so many families with this stupid talk. Pastors in Nigeria use scare tactics to confuse their followers. They keep telling the sheep's about one thing or the other that is trying to destroy them.

You mean confuse their customers

Bari22:
Better woman only for better person.

Please my send my greetings to incorruptible president of Nigeria.

We now have, a decent and beautiful First Lady in 9ja.

The most beautiful woman in Nigeria!

wwwtortoise:
I need to know who took the camera shots.

It takes bravery to capture aat such a close range.

Ever heard of the word "zoom" and it's meaning?

We all calling this dead dude names, why? How do we know for sure that it was all about theft of a damn fone, what if it was cult related? He struggled which is normal but they overpowered, killed him and made away with his fone just to make it look like it was a robbery case. Maybe they didn't intend to kill him, it could've been a plan awfully gone awry! Rip boy, na only you and your killers know how and why you died.

If daddy freeze enter sars, ah swear sars go shut down by fire by force

Crixina:
Hunger pushes you to go drink beer at when you should be working...
If na so, let over 90% of Nigerians become rogues now, cos truth be told, only very few govt workers' salary in this country makes sense.
My brother it's pure greed, even if the govt triples their salaries, wetin dey blood dey blood

Very true yarns my brother. I laffed hard when the guy said its hunger, does he know how many Nigerians are jobless yet keep cool heads? Sars and the entire Nigerian police force have had special training on armed robbery and they are just openly carrying out the practicals now. I don't know whether it's to discredit the dullard's regime or what? Buhari is my man but the way he's reacting to the plight and complaints of Nigerians makes me believe he's truly a dullard. Apologies to my Co apc supporters. I don tire!

sloye5:
you see your life mr i too know.come back when you know how to spell create..you just shoot yourself

Hahahaha, isn't that the "simple English" he was talking about? Create is to much for him.

bedspread:
Rubbish.,... I PITY FREEZE AND THE BAND WAGON HE IS DRAGGING TO HADES

Your mumuness no get part two! You must be free in Jesus's name!

Obinovictor:
Freeze again? He should expend this his energy on disfunctioning political leaders and leave the church alone.

I feel you, he should actually leave the church alone to continue with its shameful lies not so? Continu.

LordPOSEIDON:
Aye Mi, see tutorial!

No be small tutorial my brother, lessons on how to commit suicide without killing yasef ! I no wan die ooh, abegi

LadyMarionette:
E good as you free the babe, since you no fit do. Make she go find pesin wey sabi. No time. YOLO.

Hahahaha I no free am oo, she will soon return, prolly by nightfall, always does, no shakings. We had agree not to do last night and were only on a touching session though it could've metamorphosed into something else if my nose had allowed me but why did you leave the substance to chase after the shadow?

flowcode:
You guys have been dating/fccking for 9yrs

Op how old is this your fiancé?

9 days not years and she's not my fiancè

Macgreat:


When you exercise regularly and keep fit. . . it may last up 15 minute with Immediate Penetration and 1 hour if you are not in a hurry to enter.

But

If you don't exercise but swallow garlic, it should last up to 20 minutes of Penetration. And 1:30 minutes when not in a hurry to penetrate.

Yeah!

How can you possibly not be in a hurry to penetrate? Hope say no be as a result of mouth odour?
The other odour will cause you to hurriedly ejaculate

My girl walked out on me this morning.
So we've been dating like just 9 days running. Last night we were at it and I was trying to make her cum, it's usually a though task for me to accomplish cus for her, it may take a whole day! So while using my middle finger and gently caressing her clit, she was all "ohhh, ahhh, sweet, mmmm, love it, it's so sweet" and all what not but cum naa, for where?! Now this babe has an odour down there and it just kills my spirit whenever we there. I have asked her to use petrol, kerosene, dettol, tcp, izal, savlon, etc,... anything to fight whatever that's causing the unfriendly atmosphere down there but she won't settle for anything other than mere toilet soap (not even sure if she uses that sef�). So back to the flow, then she advised I use my tongue! Dafouque! Even if I wan commit suicide!!! Is that the cheapest way to die? So I said to her, "I de come", na so I take style run enter the bathroom go wash up my finger and for the next hour she was still waiting. I got back into bed, still holding my hand at a distance from my face and she asked what happened that took me so long, I just told her that I was pooing. Then she asked if I realised she'd been waiting for me and I simply said I needed to catch some sleep so as to get up early for work today. Na so she waka leave my house this morning without a word. She's bad down there but she has a good heart and what hurt most is my middle finger was still stinky as of this morning despite the lengthy scrub last night.
Girls over to you, was I being mean to her as this may be normal to some of you? Apologies tendered to those who may find this post offensive but it's true life and I'm merely sharing an experience. Mature and immature comments are all welcome. Nairaland is one big school, let's learn on. Thanks.

emeijeh:
I wonder if the story would have gone same way if it was a guy in question.




#womanpawa

Never my brother, never! I only clicked on this post to see what physical attributes she has. I feel sorry for poor men, they'll just die like fowl.

Ayam no understanding, she's 44 and her eldest child is 29, does that mean she started bearing children at age 13??! This woman and fûck are like 2&3!

nawtyme:
I swear my brother. Remember, union Bank is the bank buhari's Banks with. So what do you expect

Are you sure you read the story or even with understanding at that? Between EFCC and union Bank which would work for buhari's interest? The bank needs the sale of the property to liquidate a certain expired loan but the EFCC says the property was gotten from proceeds of a crime and hence should be forfeited to the federal government.

XTLikeNat777:
I won't comment until I see a man of God point gun to a member's head to pay tithe!

For now I'm seeing a grand design by a man to remain ever popular by berating the men of God!!

After all who appointed us a judge unto others

Has it come to pointing of gun? Your fraudulent pastors by word of mouth have been stealing from the sheeples and daddy freeze by the same word of mouth is doing his best to stop the theft but here you go calling gun. You should be very thankful to freeze for he has come to set you free, you brainwashed sheeple. I command you, be free in Jesus's name!

[quote author=hopilo post=62878665][/quote]Don't mind the compounded fool, to him Rochas okorocha is a celebrity! It's no ordinary imagination the level to which these idiots have been brainwashed. I have walked out of my marriage because my idiotic wife is another brainwashed fool, hopeless at that!

Between freeze and this idiot, who looks like a yoyo? These gods of men should be thankful I'm not the president of this country, dem for hear am, ah swear!

Hmm, well, I must respect her painful but truthful submission about blocking off her relatives before the post but how does she know the cumin was at night? It could very well have been in the back seat of a wheelbarrow, on a hot day afternoon beside a mountain-high refuse dump cus that's all she represents. Olodo!

mercyp001:
yes,we know DAT it is propaganda just like when Atiku resigned from APC.

Na, don't be myopic. Has kwankwaso come out publicly to declare for pdp like atifku did? Until then, it's propaganda.

Threebear:
No one will take anything he says seriously not after battering a defenseless woman.

And for your mind you have commented not so? Continu.

PrettySleek:
Playing the victim, very nice move. I was born free and I wasn't raised to b silenced by anyone. Just because u hv d physical features of a man doesn't mean u can say nasty things I would accept it. I hv my peace, u should find yours

You're a terrible dirty bastard aren't you? Talk about having peace, you're worse off than a roaming spirit from an accident victim! You're playing hard to simmer not so you firth filthy peace of shit! Go tom in hell you horrible filth!

PrettySleek:
What are u counting? The time u have left on earth? just move one already, next time don't try to talk people down because their opinions are different from yours, that's u being a bully and nobody likes a bully

You need to go back and check the genesis of the row, you started the bully. In this era of domestic violence against men, you prolly thought I'm your boyfriend who you bully anyhow. Tis Hokay ooh, just go and have your peace but I'm sounding a loud warning to any woman who tempts me by way of a bully, she will realise that the sugar outside me is worse than the bile inside me. Go in peace dear, nothing do jhu.

PrettySleek:
Maturity? Lol huge joke, moral lesson, don't start what u can't finish OK?

... "don't start what you can't finish..." I really wonder what that is? To start with your English, written, is trash, you really think you can beat me in a war of words? Pls let it go, 1
Let it go, 2 let it go, 3...how many times is that?

PrettySleek:
Ahhhhhh u just spoilt d fun o, instead of u to come up with something new, u brought this stale crap. So in all ur years of living ( that's if ur actually alive) u don't know that having a bad mouth is the same thing as being insulting? Why are u showing everybody ur profound mental retardation? U said u wouldn't reply, so u also eat ur vomit? That's makes u an animal too. This ur inferiority complex is bad

You sound like your missing me already, do I blame you? I wasn't having any fun insulting you, I don't take pride in insulting people, you came hard at me and my surprise was kinda devastating. I've come to now, and... Don't pull me back. Don't take my maturity as a sign of cowardice and if you're not willing to be friendly, turn your radar to those calling you out. I'm done here. Do have yourself a lovely day. Peace!

Lionbite:
i oppose the use of a tyre, there is already a law in place for this criminal activity so why take matters into your own hands. And know this the person that burns a human being is murderer and is worse compared to the suspected thief. The bible says vengeance is of the Lord not of men.

The Bible says vengeance is of the lord and if you don't send him to the lord immediately how can the lord avenge the car battery theft? You people are so funny. If it was your car you'd be the first to light the match after deflating your spare tyre for the tyre justice, hypocrite!