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PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Buys Roasted Corn By The Roadside, Eats It In Public As People Hail by Alanwalker(m): 10:47am On Jul 31, 2020
To every responsible citizens like myself
That hasn't collected anything from this vipers .
That doesn't defend APC or PDP ,
That doesn't hail those empty brains

Some of you guys are so dumb...that u don't know he's actually mocking poverty and your current condition

What is special in a human being eating corn , or are they no longer flesh and blood

I once turned my radio and one politian was giving away recharge cards , after listening to how people called and sold their four years because of ₦1500 recharge cards got me upset and disgusted

This sh#t doesn't happen in western countries
Music/RadioRe: 5 Proven Formulas To Making A Hit Song by Alanwalker(m): 11:09pm On Jul 29, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
All this na long story

Nigeria artist dey sing nonsense...na rubbish them dey sing. No talent... nothing nothing
We don't need hit song. We need good songs
Them need to learn more especially that frogged Voice called Davido....
No need for them to follow those your formulas
Make them settle down listen to artist like
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello
Let me add ...
Justin Bieber
Juice wrld (Rip)
Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Adele
Harry styles
Tatiana manaios
Zhavia
Zedd
Marshmello
Eminem
Chris Brown
Miley Cyrus
Swae Lee
Hrvy
David Guetta
Skrillex and Diplo
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Alanwalker(m): 11:17pm On Jul 26, 2020
JeffreyOraz:
Learned dude, I laugh, ordinary English is hard for you.
Feminism will never be taken seriously in THIS country because people like you and most girls don't know what it entails, you guys think it is about girls freely disrespecting men, I laugh again
Continue laughing very soon you'll start removing your clothes .

Fool
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Alanwalker(m): 9:46am On Jul 26, 2020
JeffreyOraz:
It seems like I stroke a nerve by calling women equals, well you are just a confused sadist
People like you are the reason feminist will never be taken seriously

And no, you didn't stroke any nerve

I'm just surprised how a human being can produce a male plastic doll like you
CelebritiesRe: D’Banj Continues ₦1.5 Billion Libel Case As Seyitan Withdraws Petition by Alanwalker(m): 9:08am On Jul 26, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
Money wins again. He intimidated her with police and had access to better lawyers due to his wealth. The poor girl realized she didn’t stand a chance so she withdrew the case hoping to just forget the matter.

But this mans ego is so big and his heart so dark he just can’t let it go. He wants to finish her off. Sad.
Are you just trying to be dumb or biased
If he withdrew the case slowpokes like u will claim that he paid her to withdraw the case .
Now he's being wicked and intimidating
Because he sued her
You're stupid and a glorified asshole .

Justin Bieber even filed a lawsuit against his rape accusers .
Police stated clearly that it was because of" lack of evidence"
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Alanwalker(m): 8:50am On Jul 26, 2020
JeffreyOraz:
It seem you don`t know what feminism is, at least my father raised me to treat women as equals, I don't know about you
The greatest mistake your parents made was producing a confused zygote like you
CrimeRe: Kiki Mordi Accused Of Threatening Seyitan, D’banj’s Rape Accuser by Alanwalker(m):
First of All, to the nigga that doesn't know if his genital is a V or a P .
You are stupid and an example of what the word " asslicker " means

To the educated bitter girls on this forum supporting feminism
Very quick reminder , top celebrity feminist
1. Chimamanda adiche
2. Beyonce
3. Ariana grande
4. Kim Kardashian

All of the mentioned celebrities are either married or are in a relationship .

Stop being stupid and a sadist

We get that some of y'all are lesbians .... cool

But please don't drag guys' name in the name of clout or revenge

It will end badly for you

Use the damn garbage you call a " brain "
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 0) On 17th June 2020 by Alanwalker(m): 9:51pm On Jun 17, 2020
Sane should come and finish this party nah
His return is long overdue
CrimeRe: Peruzzi Accused Of Rape By Princes Jayamah. He Reacts by Alanwalker(m): 4:24pm On Jun 03, 2020
If you want to live a peaceful life avoid the femine gender
They are cunning ,dangerous and unstable
When things go against them they call it unjust
When it goes in their own good they call it justified
Please if u have money get a sex doll
If u don't have money get a cream and masturbate yes
To prevent story that touches the heart
*drops mic*
PoliticsRe: Defy Lockdown, Harvest Corpses Like US, Europe, APC Govs Forum Warns Nigerians by Alanwalker(m): 11:59am On Apr 13, 2020
Useless politicians
A state. Like Anambra observed lockdown
Yet people are still moving

A place like onitsha filled with traders, hawkers, bus drivers and sorts is where u expect to stay at home

If they die
I swear that this government will.never rest and they will answer to that.


Someone bought 2 cartoons of drinks, bags of rice and beans plus other amenities

Then that person will come online to rant rubbish and tell people to comply

Its better I die of hunger than I die of an audio virus
And all those people saying "stay at home unless we become Spain, USA blah blah blah

Their house and families will end up being USA and others

Rubbish government
HealthRe: Nigerians Clearing Out Chloroquine From Stores After Trump's Comment by Alanwalker(m): 2:10pm On Mar 20, 2020
MansoryMX:
Very very dumb Race. Little wonder they can’t achieve anything in this world other than Sex, religion, Agbo gedi and Wonderrrrrrrr Clearrrrrrrrrrrr.
if u still have a black skin and an African blood then u are a fool at forty ..... U that is smart what is ur achievement other that squatting down with ur phone and praising ur stupidity ... People want to survive how is that dumb... Am sure that u have dozens of the fvking drug in ur room.
Stupid hypocrite
CelebritiesRe: Police Escort Holds A Fan For Regina Daniels On Set (Photo, Video) by Alanwalker(m): 8:33am On Mar 08, 2020
That is just a movie scene the

Meanwhile anyone with a 10k Instagram account for sell
PhonesRe: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by Alanwalker(m): 7:56am On Mar 08, 2020
Biko in the spirit of buying.
Anyone with a 10k Instagram account for sell
CrimeRe: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by Alanwalker(m): 7:52am On Mar 08, 2020
Terrible. Biko anyone with a 10k Instagram account
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Gifts Zlatan's Girlfriend, Seyi Awonuga A Brand New Range Rover by Alanwalker(m): 7:50am On Mar 08, 2020
Biko anyone with a 10k Instagram account for sell
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (1 - 2) On 26th February 2020 by Alanwalker(m): 11:38pm On Feb 26, 2020
PlayerMeji:
Only win for farmers league in this R16 and they feel like they can make noise.

Let me remind you,
Athletico won Liverpool
Barca drew Napoli
Real Madrid lost to Man city
Valencia lost to Atalanta
2 losses, 1 draw 1 win


OK let's review EPL
Liverpool lost to Athletico
Tottenham lost to Liepzig
Chelsea lost to Bayern
Mancity won Real Madrid
3 losses and 1 win

Say something else...
Barcelona with their God of men could not beat Napoli and a whole Valencia was fvcked by Atlanta. Now your best team was beaten at home and I repeat at home by a team that is injury ravaged and 2nd on the EPL table being trailed by 22points. Bro u need to sleep ...anyway Bayern is a German team don't take part in their glory we all know that pur wife Chelsea will be disgraced
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (1 - 2) On 26th February 2020 by Alanwalker(m): 11:29pm On Feb 26, 2020
Iyiataata92:
My fulltime verdict: two changes decided the match; Vinicius removal which allowed Walker, and by extension, Man City to attack confidently and Sterling's introduction which gave Walker's opposite number Calvajal an evening to forget and also allowed Jesus to go central and complete the damage. This is the Champions League and every little details matter!!!
bro vinicius is still young to play full time more over Zidane should have just brought on a defensive player rather than an BALEnsive player .... Anyway respect to my darling gaurdiola. We proved them wrong
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie: Any Man Who Kneels Down To Propose To A Girl Is A Fool by Alanwalker(m): 12:08pm On Feb 21, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Let me increase the volume so the 'men' on this forum will hear it.
mayday !! Mayday!! Two feminist whores spotted
SportsRe: Guardiola: "I Will Stay 100% At Man City And The Truth Will Prevail" by Alanwalker(m): 11:24am On Feb 21, 2020
NORSYK:
Total gibberish, Pep is grossly overrated he's not like klopp who can transform an average squad into world class and turn a losing team into winning team.
If Liverpool or Dortmund had approached Pep before the arrival of klopp in those clubs Pep would have rejected their offers knowing fully well that they didn't have world class players at their disposals.
Only already made clubs makes Guardiola looks a great coach.
In the real sense he's not
bro ur a fool so a city with one league trophy till guardiola came is an already made club. Guy u are a mumu. Messi was discovered by gaurdiola. Sane , Bernardo ,ederson ,Zinchenko, sterling became a very dangerous winger under gaurdiola. When big clubs calls big coaches come .. . if gaurdiola is overrates then who is better than him in modern coaching erra. Bro carry ur hatred go elsewhere
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 17th February 2020 by Alanwalker(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2020
Chelsea goalkeeper is the worst in history
Only good at penalties
I swear Bayern Munich will eat Chelsea alive

City for life

Manchester is blue

PoliticsRe: Defence Headquarters: Amnesty International Is Working For Boko Haram And ISWAP by Alanwalker(m): 12:33pm On Feb 15, 2020
olawonder:
Most of these ‘foreign aid/charity agencies’ only bear the names to deceive ppl! They are foreign govts’ dogs only in your country to keep their benefactors’ interests intact. Some of them use the brands to gain access to armed groups for tv and media documentaries (with potential financial gain in mind); other, like Greenpeace are placed in poor countries seashore to prevent them frm fishing so that America/European fishing companies who pay them can sell their own fishes back to you! If I was in charge of a govt in any developing country, i’ll barn all ‘foreign aid companies’!
one 30k supporter spotted

Evil is waiting for you and all those useless
Clowns
You couldn't even arrange your words
Because your confused on how to defend your masters

When Amnesty was doing it to America ,Israel y'all were shouting carry go!!!
Now its your turn .....
Enjoy the heat
CrimeRe: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by Alanwalker(m): 12:15pm On Feb 15, 2020
SCORPION1902:
I KNEW IT




IT MUST SURELY BE IPOB WOMAN
may my fellow afonja sister pour you hot water

Children of hades and hate

Always bringing tribalism in everything

Stupid
CelebritiesRe: Valentine: Mr Eazi And Temi Otedola Having Fun by Alanwalker(m): 12:01pm On Feb 15, 2020
Take my advice never ever envy this people or stone your God giving husband or boyfriend

Most of what we see on social media is scripted and fake
Eazy and temi are not in a perfect relationship

Don't be misguided with this social media relationship

All nah scam

"The more you look the less you see
PoliticsRe: Photos From Nnamdi Kanu's Parents Burial In Umuahia by Alanwalker(m): 8:21pm On Feb 14, 2020
Comments from this thread shows that there is no future again for our youths




Tufikwa
CrimeRe: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by Alanwalker(m): 10:30pm On Feb 13, 2020
the man was not strong enough to accept this

the woman no try ooo

lesson to ladies : never ever ever marry a politician because my sister "Odikwa risky"

Politician and evil news are like five and six
CrimeRe: Fatimo, Olalekan Bashorun's Wife Raped By 4 Armed Robbers, Marriage Crashes by Alanwalker(m): 10:26pm On Feb 13, 2020
Openbusiness:
But what exactly is wrong with men of nowadays. They can't even die for their wife in peace, they don't even want to defend their wives with their lives. What happened to all the "Baby i will die for you" speeches and promises said when you were chasing your girl? Smh! So it was all a lie?
all nah scam �����
CelebritiesRe: Lit Suites Reacts To Tacha's Outburst On Staff Accessing Her Room, Apologises by Alanwalker(m): 11:58pm On Feb 12, 2020
TooBlunt:
Only God knows what you look like since this is more of a faceless forum. ..
Who knows if you smell self ?. .. or live in a house that oozes foul odor. But right here, you can talk about body odor cox u think no one knows ur flaws and what u cover with clothes.
how much did tacha pay you to insult the person u quoted

.... Lazyas*youths

Especially those titanic abi titans and mercians
*spits on them
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Kukah: Nigeria not worth dying for by Alanwalker(m): 12:03am On Feb 12, 2020
Rawtruth1:
Pure truth. Everyone has joined the south East in wailers club.
Everyone joined them but ur still feeding from 500# to say the truth
And stop masturbating with your brain use your anus instead
BMCs foolish set of donkeys
Awoni werey
Ode
RomanceRe: Valentine, My First Time.. by Alanwalker(m): 8:55am On Feb 11, 2020
missmelda01:
I'm happy for you, nothing beats the happiness you feel when someone you want, wants you too.
Firstly, what is your budget?
I'd advise you take her to a nice restaurant in the evening, that's romantic.. if you can also afford a gift then you can give her a wristwatch and I have the perfect one for you (check my signature).

That being said, who can send flowers to me? cheesy
oya be my val �����
RomanceRe: Valentine, My First Time.. by Alanwalker(m): 8:54am On Feb 11, 2020
missmelda01:
I'm happy for you, nothing beats the happiness you feel when someone you want, wants you too.
Firstly, what is your budget?
I'd advise you take her to a nice restaurant in the evening, that's romantic.. if you can also afford a gift then you can give her a wristwatch and I have the perfect one for you (check my signature).

That being said, who can send flowers to me? cheesy
oya be my val grin grin
Science/TechnologyQuality Laptops With Warranty by Alanwalker(op): 7:13pm On Feb 08, 2020
[color=#990000][/color]Hp mini intel dual core Price: 35k
Delivery is free in lagos and it's pay on delivery
Nationwide delivery available
160gb HDD
2gb RAM
10 inches
Factory fitted charger+free installations
MMC. MS. MS pro.
Bluetooth
HD Webcam yes
Wireless network WiFi
4hrs battery
windows 7 installed
Very clean
Quality guaranteed

PoliticsRe: Grant Nnamdi Kanu Presidential Pardon To Attend Parents Burial - Ohaneze Youths by Alanwalker(m): 11:46pm On Feb 07, 2020
Welcome to Nigeria where my yoruba brothers
Are screaming Amotekun!!!!!!!!!
But still condemn IPOB
Well this is nairaland
Anybody with the most comments here is a coward
Why ? Because "empty barrel makes the most sound "
I rest my case
Both Nnamdi ,Ipob and anybody on the side of this useless and lifeless government
Are very very very retarded

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