₦airaland Forum

Bluezy13:
"Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

By Robert Louis Stephens
"Treasure Island"
Junior Secondary Schools III

Oboy!!!!!

You just brought back memories with the mention of that legendary book.



I read that book like mad and even changed my nickname to Capt.Flint.

Only a weak ass excuse of a man forgives a cheating partner.

nairalee:
Okay now it's very clear and obvious people are now cooking up relationship stories on nairaland to make the forum interesting.

My question is if Seun pays or just for likes and attention. If Seun is paying please I'm interested o. I'm a professional cock and bull story inventor.

You don't know warisgoinon.



E be like say your eye just clear.

Why will Burna even accept to perform in that Xenophobic land ?


I thought he promised never to step foot in that land of lazy men

Bunch of lazy Nigerian youths,instead of holding their government for accountability and transparency in managing their vast common wealth,they prefer to munch on crumbs and when their masters withhold their crumbs,they run to social media with borrowed data and phone charged with generator to protest.




While their mates in ordinary South Africa earn better,the dumb simpletons in west Africa continue to wallow in poverty with their acclaimed sophistication and education.




MUMU CRUMBIES

If you're not driving the tricycle or the car yourself please don't venture into this business,except you have a big disappointment and heartbreak threshold.

ihedioramma:
Hello, if you are paying for one year befor the six months quit notice is free you dont need to pay . If you are paying for six months befor you have three months free because is quit notice you have to use the six months and look for another hause . If you like the hause call the landlord and his lawyer talk face to face, if they don't want you to pack out any more ask the lawyer to give you letter for that .

Guy,quit notice doesn't mean you're not going to pay for the duration of the notice.


According to the law, you MUST pay for all the time you spent in a landlord's apartment,whether notice or not.

AwkaetitiBabe:
She didn't lie but withholding information. Yes, people in love Lie to keep that love.

I hope you'll keep this same energy and opinion if your husband withholds information like he is HIV positive and suffers from weak erection?

jumboo:
Sounds like greed over patriotism. I pray the single digit rate is sustained and money finds its way back to the real economy funding activities that create jobs and growth for the economy.

So, a man who lends to his country is greedy and unpatriotic?



I wonder why you lots are so bitter about how people invest their hard earned money.


Tell your government to grow the real economy by creating enabling environment for businesses to thrive and not subtly forcing people to put their money in a volatile economy.

oyatz:
You are one of the problems of single mothers in Nigeria.

Your words are just too harsh. When you reach 40 years of age, you will voluntarily wish to delete this post.


Single mothers aren't necessarily bad, I once wanted to marry one but external influences scuttled the plan before it germinated.

Oh,I never knew that I'm the problem of single mothers in Nigeria and not their knack for making the wrong choices.


Perhaps,I might also be the problem of prostitutes and kidnappers.



Maybe,you should be thankful to those external forces for saving you from a lifetime of misery and unappreciated servitude, cos by now you'd be raising a bastard with your hard earned money who will never appreciate you.


Why waste your resources on single mothers when you can give it to people who really deserved it (Virgins and ladies without "baggages"?

Why not start a family on a clean and fresh note?

Why not save yourself from unnecessary drama and bitterness from these folks who always play the victim?

milehigh06:
what the hell does that mean

It's a new term used to refer to those men and women who hide under the cloak of patriotism to support every senseless policy of a administration all in the bid to enrich and line their pocket with the common wealth.


Just as we have pastorprenuers who pretend to be pastors but are only on the altar to fleece the sheep by selling hope to them.

omenka:
Reserve such utterances for those responsible for your upbringing. Dont know you, dont care about you.

Cc: Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Seun, Obinoscopy.

You're just a coward, always running to the mods like a headless chicken.



I know you'll never know the meaning of patriotism and being a patriotrenuer.

MrBrownJay1:
are you claiming that a woman without child is automatically "better" than a single mother?! if you judge ALL single mothers as bad and ALL single women as good, then you sir has seriously lost the plot. the problem is therefore NOT these women but instead your misplaced ego....
your misplaced ego is stinking!



so you actually believe a virgin will always be better than a single mother?! again, it shows that the reason you hate these women is because they have been with other men before you, AND NOT because they are actually bad women.
your misplaced ego is stinking!



whoever is the single mother that must have hurt you (to think in such a foul way about them) because no man in his right mind would be narrow minded when thinking of these women. pele o!
your hate for them is stinking!

Men with low self esteem will always cook up stories to justify their being with second-hand women and will want to guilt-trip you when you can't stoop so low to their level to begin to mingle with leftovers.





#Pukes

Timbers:
Are you richer than Jason Momoa who married Lisa Bonet when she already had children almost his age and yet you with you backward crappy mindset that prevailed in the times of cavemen comes here to say rubbish.


clearly goes to show that you are an achaic, primitive, backward, bullshit thinking ASSHOLE

Dear Wankstar, I already knew you would jump out with your baseless argument and root out a spineless example from your deformed assh0le.



With your single digit intelligent quotient you're already assuming that having money is the same as having good self esteem and self confidence,perhaps that's why no good woman wants to have anything to do with your sorry ass except single mothers who will hang on to anything that looks like a man to cater for their bastards.



You can foam from every orifice on your body while trying to give excuses for settling with a second-hand commodity but remember that "ONLY LOSERS AND MEN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM MARRY SINGLE MOTHERS".


Go train her bastards you beta male!!

No man in his right senses will waste his resources to marry a second-hand woman (single mother) when he can use same resources to get a better wife.




Only losers and men with low self esteem will end up with single mothers because they can't attract better females to themselves and if you ask them why,they will mask their inferiority with love,then you begin to ask "you no see virgin love abi you no see woman wey dem never useless love"?



Single mothers are the dregs of the female species and only few inches above mad women.


#Pukes

wittyt98:
Don't be too Quick to judge its fucking 2019, she might be a sex therapist u never can tell

What is she "theraping"?




Just asking for a friend

They should graduate from shouting march to boxing march.

The mind boggles at the straight face celebration and support of the border closure by the supporters of this "junta".


Rather than calling for the sack of the Custom chief and Immigration boss for their incompetence in managing our borders, they hail these incompetent and unprofessional lazy dogs for closing the border.


They have also taken their blind support to the CBN ban on sale of Treasury bills to individuals and I begin to wonder if these " daft" supporters knows the econometrics of these archaic policies bearing in mind that the Nigerian economy runs on deficits.



I just tire.

Mariangeles:
The guy is silly.
There are better brands with cleaner rice he could have bought from, instead he chose to buy from a local farmer and had the nerve to complain .

He is silly for complaining about the substandard rice that your country men sold to him in the guise of trying to grow your economy that has been rubbished and decimated by your elites?



Nobody should be forced nor manipulated to part with their hard earned money to buy substandard goods.

adonismuller:
and the pot bellied man who snores like a pig at night , who is doing him a favour?

You're really comparing snoring to having a bastard?


Please,I can't disparage myself by engaging in such baseless argument.

adonismuller:
Inferiority complex, who told her fat single mother with stretch marks don’t get married?

Her husband will see this now and be thinking he did her a Favour .

And you think the man isn't doing her a favour?


When he left virgins and pretty single ladies without children to marry a second-hand fatty lady,that is a HUGE FAVOUR.


Because he can spend such money on better deserving ladies and not some single mother.

Awol1:
We can't keep pretending that we (Igbos) don't have a problem.

Our orientation towards money making is dangerous and has to be stopped one way or another.

An Igbo man will import German product and remove the original parts and replace it with Chinese parts. Now, he will the German carcass encasing the Chinese parts for the price of genuine product and still sell the German parts he removed.

What is that?

Why can't most of Ndigbo be sincere and straightforward with their dealings in life.

We need to tell ourselves this truth.

You this spineless Yoruba should never in your miserable life mention the Igbos in your stvpid and baseless assertions.

Benue people should go borrow some of these thunders while it lasts.

MrNipplesLover:
my dear, maybe when u stay longer enough on Nairaland, you'd come to realise that it is not every comment/taunt directed at you should be replied.


some Nairalanders are fvcking annoying and can make one light up in anger but you should learn to ignore some of them without replying at all.


don't be surprised, some of those shaming ur DP are having erection already, they just wanna exchange chat with you - thats a fact.


I'm a good asslicker, but make una hear, this babe na pretty girl.

na fine girl una dey dey yab with her pix so? una dey make me laff


be like Knott dey una head




my dear, learn to ignore.


have a nice day

Capt.Saveahoe, you don show with your nipples to save your depressed damsel.

Pettyprincess:
You can't prove to me what i asked you So you have no right calling someone ugly Only God knows how you will look like No wonder you can't upload your picture Monkey calling someone ugly!!! My last reply!!!

Low budget ikorodu nicki minaj.

Ugly creature guzzling filter like milk.

Pettyprincess:
Talk is cheap
Post nd let's compare!!!
How is petty nd pretty similar?
You need to go back to school!!!
I was thinking you were gonna call me ugly also,i would have given you ur perfect reply!!

I dnt need filter Mrnippleslover knows me in real nd can testify to that!!!
Y'all will think you can hide behind an anonymous account with your ugly faces nd be calling someone else ugly!!

You already know the obvious,why should I rub it in.



I'm really frightened,cos a leech wants to give me a perfect reply.


Mr.nipplelove kor, Aunty pvssylicker ni

Pettyprincess:
That's f**king mean!!!
Calling your fellow human creature!!!
Nawa o, can you please post ur gf picture nd let's judge nd compare
I'm pretty sure she looks so ugly!!!

She is prettier than some low budget Ibadan Nicki minaj who survives on filter and adds pretty to her name to mask her insecurities.

hustlelegit:
Wetin dey do Una na, she is beautiful in her own way and am sure she go find a man wey go appreciate her beauty honestly.

Capt.Simp,


So that creature is beautiful in your eyes?


That Rhino should start saving money to buy a man.

This will certainly teach Sowore a very big lesson on "Home grown treachery and popular abandonment".



I hope there's more beans for him until he meets his bail.

foolbuster:
If you want to know the true details about political development of the country read sahara reporters. There stories are always factual.

We've read Sahara reporters very well and we deduced that Sowore couldn't make bail,therefore he will continue to rot there till 2080.

Sukueponmalu:
Wtf??
It really baffles me when Christians call Muslim intolerant and all sort of names. When Christians indeed are the most intolerant set of people! Damn!
Just take a look at the idiot below me.
You still don’t agree with me? Then come back tomorrow, Friday . When there will be threads about Islam on front page , just try and look through those threads and see so much hateful comments mostly from Christians.
Come back again on Sunday and look through Christian threads that’ll flood fp, you’ll hardly find any Muslim comment on such threads, let alone spew trash there.
It happen here on Nairaland all the time.

Islam is tolerant ?


Muslims that are specialists in killing and bombing people.


Go to Yemen, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Maiduguri, Adamawa and see their level of tolerance.


Bunch of terrorists.