Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:41pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
texanomaly: Yup. My Heavenly Father has got my back.  The one you have a one-way conversation with? Or do you have another one that speaks back to you? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:39pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Genesis 22:2
2 “Take your son, your only son—yes, Isaac, whom you love so much—and go to the land of Moriah. Go and sacrifice him as a burnt offering on one of the mountains, which I will show you.” |
Politics › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:24pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Still looking for a mod after all these weeks? Laughable.
Where is that sexkills self? He don ban himself? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:20pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
1 Timothy 2:12
12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:18pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
texanomaly: What, and I'm curruptable?  Yes. We all are. Which is why we constantly need the protection of His Majesty. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:29pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
1 Kings 20:35-36
35 Meanwhile, the Lord instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, “Hit me!” But the man refused to hit the prophet. 36 Then the prophet told him, “Because you have not obeyed the voice of the Lord, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me.” And when he had gone, a lion did attack and kill him. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:19pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Numbers 31:7-18
7 They fought against Midian, as the Lord commanded Moses, and killed every man. 8 Among their victims were Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur and Reba—the five kings of Midian. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. 9 The Israelites captured the Midianite women and children and took all the Midianite herds, flocks and goods as plunder. 10 They burned all the towns where the Midianites had settled, as well as all their camps. 11 They took all the plunder and spoils, including the people and animals, 12 and brought the captives, spoils and plunder to Moses and Eleazar the priest and the Israelite assembly at their camp on the plains of Moab, by the Jordan across from Jericho.
13 Moses, Eleazar the priest and all the leaders of the community went to meet them outside the camp. 14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.
15 “Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16 “They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and enticed the Israelites to be unfaithful to the Lord in the Peor incident, so that a plague struck the Lord’s people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man. |
Christianity Etc › Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:11pm On Oct 09, 2013*. Modified: 10:58am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Judges 21:10-12
10 So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. 11 “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” 12 They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:57pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: that thread is polluting the place.  fear |
Christianity Etc › Re: NIGERIA Belong To JESUS by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Logicboy03: Nigeria is finished with people thinking like this op they are in the majority  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Demons Send SMS? ( For Those Who Have Experience In Casting Out Devils) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:39pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Ishilove: Of course I do. I have experienced something slightly similar What's your number? |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:33pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Pastor Olu T: lol
Why didnt u welcome me as the others? Because you have the corrupting aura of the nazarene around you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: I am not afraid of that old hag, I know kung fung.  If you are not afraid, why don't you sticky the satanic chatbox. The only reason it is not stickied is fear. |
Politics › Re: Stop Talking Like A Market Woman Fani Kayode Replies Stella Oduah by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:33am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Hehe. Nigerian minsters.
This gutter mouth will now get even market women to turn against him.
I wonder who he will attack next. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:19am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Why are you guys afraid of Satan? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:14am On Oct 09, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: that's why you just can't stay away from them. Admit that I excite something in you. Let's meet. I can foot all bills. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:12am On Oct 09, 2013 |
RationalDude: Confused much? No. Not at all. Things have never been clearer. I am an atheistic Satanist. If you can grasp that, then you will understand my responses. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:08am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Pastor Olu T: This is the reason I dont complain despite all I am going through;
I read an account of someone that was taken to Heaven and Hell. One of the accounts of the journey to Hell was, he saw a man in Hell being punished and his scream seem to be louder than the others. He was going with Jesus and the man was pleading to return to the earth just for one minute. So Jesus turned and ask him why he wants to go back to the earth just for one minute. He said he would give anything just to return to the earth just for one minute to repent and die so he won't come to this place, he said he dont even care if he is the most wretched, miserable or poorest person on earth.
So this got me thinking daily and guide my thoughts no matter what I am going through never to complain;
for I know that the suffering of this present world is not worthy to be compared with the glory that shall later be revealed in me Romans 8:18.
Stay blessed and remain rapturable Somebody wandered into the wrong room. Wait let me get the nurse to take you back. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:35pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
RationalDude: a ''yes or no'' question no |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:35pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
RationalDude: a ''yes or no'' question yes |
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: yap. The logicboy character( ) failed him by being unbelieving. You want to blame the failure of the mission on logicboy? hehe. Xtian brainwork. I think it'd be safe to say the the policeman is completely omnimpotent.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:22pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
RationalDude: So, @alfa, do you absolutely, totally and wholeheartedly believe in the existence of Satan? What type of question is this? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Is Irrational. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:21pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: oga take it easy. He didn't come to arrest lb( ). He came to warn lb. His mission AT THAT TIME was to warn lb to stop his evilways and to save him. So he wholly and completely failed his mission then? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:37pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Candour: Congrats then on the jests you get from him
I guess i have the right not to answer your question or you think otherwise? I guess you want to do what soldiers of christ are best at doing: run away. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:19pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Candour: You do not like him. You scream on NL everyday how much you detest him. You complain at the way his followers dominate the forum.
why do you want to know? Does it matter anything to you? You got it wrong. I like him. I like him like a king likes a court jester. I like him like a psychiatrist likes a patient. Answer the question. Why are your priorities different from his? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:36pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Candour: It's not a priority So why did he do it? You god got misplaced priorities? |
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Family › Re: Things Parents Should Never Say Around Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:32pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
handelex: [color=#000099][/color] WARNING TO PARENTS AND GUARDIANS!!! •Warn your daughter never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the relationship, even uncles. •Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2years old. Learn to excuse yourself. •If you have to hire a house-help, kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their status, properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well. •Never allow any adult refer to your new born as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’. •Never tempt your husband with your sister or friend or else he’d say it's hers and the devil’s fault. •Avoid unnecessary familiarity with the opposite sex and make sure you take care of your husband yourself so as not to lead him into temptation. •Whenever your child goes out to play with friends, make sure you look for a way to find out the kind of play they played together, as young people sexually abuse themselves now. •Never force your child to visit any adult he/she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes fond of a particular adult. •Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn, you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions. •If you don’t teach your children about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values and most likely, in very hard ways. •It's always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you buy for them before they start seeing it themselves. •Teach your 3year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone, including you, touch those areas. Remember, charity begins at home and with YOU. •Blacklist all materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child, that is, music, movies and musicians, and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd. •Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show you can always defend him/her! See paranoia. |
Christianity Etc › Re: God Hates Catholic Church By David J Stewart by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:26pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Instead of saying "I hate Catholic Church", he says "God hates Catholic Church".
Why? Because sheeple respond to the three letter word like a dog that responds to a whistle or a circuis elephant that responds to whips. This is achieved through repetition, pain and reward schemes.
You are a victim. |
Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:18pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
texanomaly: Ummm...
Everyone knows you are.  RationalDude: I was just like @Furay the first time I saw a post by Muskeeto. Attacking aimlessly because my beliefs were being threatened. It's normal; the initial surprise and then the rage that follows. @Furay, just calm down, these guys are just having fun. |
Politics › Re: I Saw Policemen Kill My Dad – Six-year-old Girl by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:39pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
This story get as e be. |