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Slyder: Where are you? What do you do for a living?

I am everywhere. Satan provides my hourly needs.

She should be replaced by another Igbo woman or stay.

ammyluv2002: Thanks but no, thanks

I can put in a word to Satan on your behalf if you want.

Don't be afraid. Embrace them. Listen to what they have to tell you. They bear a very important message for you and until you actually listen and communicate with them, they wont go away. They mean you no harm. They are just messengers. Your future is bright.

ammyluv2002: I laugh in Chinese. ...you think HELL is funny ba? Maybe you should ask the rich man in the bible who was sent to HELL or properly ask satan as you dine with him.

Keep laughing. If you think Yahweh loves you and will save you, let me tell you that you have a big disappointment waiting for you. Your name is already in the book of Hades so you better join us while there is still time.
Ave!

Slyder: I was expecting you to tell me hell doesn't exist? What's so special about hell? Heard its a lake of fire. Anything special about it?

I believe you heard that from the same people that told you to ask and it shall be given or that a jew gave birth to your ancestors.

Ask yourself. Why would our Master punish His obedient servants? He reserves the stricktest punishments for those fools that follow Yahweh but whom Yahweh in his wickedness will eventually send to hell. Ask Job.

Slyder: From?

Hell

Slyder: Are you with the OP on this? Or its same person with different moniker?

He is in me as I am in him. You can call us the Two in One Servants.

Slyder: What will be the gain?

Good question. The gains are numerous.

Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own. Many times, we can feel him. He comes to guide us when we get down, worried, or are experiencing problems.

He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy.

The foundation of Spiritual Satanism is in our finishing Satan's work upon humanity. This is the goal of the godhead, and is accomplished through power meditation. Humanity is currently at a very low level spiritually. When we begin to meditate, we experience profound positive changes within our lives. Satan and his Demons (The Original Gods) protect us and look out for us as we transform and achieve personal power. With Satan, we have protection that outsiders do not have. We can advance in the powers of the mind and soul as far as we wish. For outsiders, this can prove dangerous.

Satan also gives us knowledge. "I lead to the straight path without a book."
As we transform and grow, our lives change for the better and we are much happier. We learn through Satan how to take control of our own lives and destiny instead of being at the mercy of fate. We learn to heal ourselves, and to fulfill our own desires, using the powers of our mind and soul.

joel lala: I never denied the fact that i need education here but according to you we are all modern apes so where did the first acient ape come to existence from? How did it come to existence? that is what i want to know..If i and all human race evolved from an ape, then where did that first ape come/evolve from? that is the aspect where i need the education

Certain questions actually expose the level of ignorance marauding around as humans.

There is no such thing as a first ape. SMH

GeneralShepherd: Like seriously?!!!!

You never see.

[quote author=R.mugar]MY PRAYERS SHALL IN HAUSA.
Ya UBANGIJI, Malincin sama da kasa, kai ka yi ruwaye, ka kuma halici mutum cikin kamaninka, ka kuma ba mutum iko bisa ga dukan abubuwan da ka halita.
Ina rokonka ka bi da kasanmu Nijeriya, ka ba shugabanenmu bisira irin ta Sarkin Sulaimanu domin su rike kasanan cikin soronka.
Ya ALLAH, ina sake rokonka domin wadanda suke bata mana kasa ta wurin kisan mutane a sunnan adini ko son zuciya. Ka nuna masu haskenka domin su gane abinda suke yi ba daidaiba a cikin sunnan YESU. Amin
Ka kuma kare yayanka ga sherin duniya na iblis yayinda suke gudanar da aikin shelan bisharanka a ko ina cikin duniya. Bari RUHUNKA MAI TSARKI YA bishesu. A cikin sunnan YESU
Ya UBANGIJI, abinda bamu iya mun tuna mu tambeyeka ba, beri ka tanada mana, wanda muka tambaya da kuskure kuma ka yi mana aikin gafara. Doomin mu yi wanan roko acikin sunnan YESU KRISTI MAI CETON DUNIYA. A-M-I-M!!!!!!!!!!!.[/quote]god don suffer.

I have just been informed that we will be having our pre winter Satanic retreat on the 1st of November. Looking forward to meeting my fellow Satanists.

The venue is on top of Mont Blanc in Switzerland. The theme is one with nature so it's going to be a 24 hour procession without clothes or inhibitions. Great.

For next events, please join a Satanic group in your area to be kept informed. Satanism is fun people.

GeneralShepherd: Sometimes I wonder why these topics are reiterated over and over again?

Is it out of boredom or maybe a messiah syndrome on the atheist side with a quest of delivering the sheeple?

anyway my view is simple, to every man his own understanding.

Believe in God especially the Christian God cannot be backed up with sound logic all the time,sometimes it is so illogical hence the phrase ''God works in mysterious ways'' . Therefore I believe because it makes me sleep better at night simple.
I tried atheism didn't really workout for me maybe years of religious indoctrination perhaps? but i am comfortable with Christianity at least the socialization and communal aspects of it.
At Ooman been awhile whats up?

Christianity is an excuse for laziness. That's why you are comfortable in it.

Pastor Olu T: Its not corruption, Its called LIFE/ANOINTING man!

Call it whatever you want. We have seen the effects on humans and it's not good.

wesley80: Good Lord! What has happened to Ngige? You took permission to what? This guy seems to have been eating too much of the wrong kind of soup lately, how can you seek permission to do what only a most ignorant and uncultured stranger would do? And what was he expecting the Obi to tell him? 'No, dont hold any rally I'm holding my Ofala? Of course not, if a fool refuses wise counsel and walks in with a suicide rope, simply help him tie a noose and point him to the door - One less slowpoke to worry about!

Indeed. That soup is very dangerous.

Satan gives us knowledge. He says: "I lead to the straight path without a book."

This section is turning into a joke.

@op, thanks for the laughs.

texanomaly: Don't let him fool you. He'll say anything to get you here.

Typical Xtian. Always paranoid. SMH.

Not everybody is like you people. Come and experience the love of Satan and see the world in a new light.

Joagbaje: I have had 2 experiences . The first one happened when minitered to a young woman Several spirits were cast out of her. But I wasn't through with her because it took a long time so we had to take a break to finish up the following day.

I think what you need a good dose of viagra and a visit to an andrologist.

harlos: Why is my first post in the religion section on the satanic chatbox

You were guided. Welcome.

Ishilove: 08091234567. Call me...

Although you gave a false number, you have given us instruction to call you. Don't panic when you get the call from us.

texanomaly: Hmmm...So... "His Majesty" can talk to you, but my God can not talk to me?

Satan speaks directly to each and everyone of us. Join us and experience it yourself.