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Romance / Re: I Just Had Sex With MY Brother-in-law (need Help) by alimaa: 11:15pm On Aug 04, 2022
We are okay with what we have read so far, we don't need to click to read more.
Romance / Re: Would You Rather Be With Someone You Love Or Someone Who Loves You? by alimaa: 9:58pm On Jul 17, 2022
None is a good option. It's better to be alone than find yourself in any of these scenarios.
Politics / Re: Reactions At House On The Rock As The Major Parties Were Mentioned by alimaa: 1:40pm On Jul 11, 2022
They said that Peter Obi only has supporters on social media. My question is "Who are the people on social media?" Are they not still the people you see around you?

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Celebrities / Re: Gospel Artist, Osinachi Nwachukwu Is Dead by alimaa: 6:41am On Apr 09, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I wish her well but most gospel singers do not make heaven.
Have you been to Heaven?
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Free Food Restaurant Opens To The Public (Photos) by alimaa: 5:36pm On Mar 20, 2022
samuel051:
I was there.
Ate pounded yam and vegetable soup. Later use jellof rice press am. Pain me say no cold 33 or life to use follow am up.
I was able to foresee this when I read this news online. Abuse is inevitable.
Foreign Affairs / Re: James Cleverly Tells Russian Generals To Stage A Coup Against Putin by alimaa: 9:58pm On Feb 26, 2022
TracyDelta:
If this will bring peace, why not?
Hello everyone, I am that single mum of kids who asked for help cos I am depressed. Since I have to give something for something, I am now available for hook-up for men in Owerri, Umuahia, ABA and Portharcourt. Please I am doing this for money. These are the locations I can travel to. Interested men should call me on 0816 154 0063.
Serious men only pls. Thank you
You have to sell something valuable, that is a product or service. So what are you selling?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Celebration, Fireworks As Australia Welcomes 2022 (Photos) by alimaa: 4:57pm On Dec 31, 2021
This shows that it's possible for someone born in 2022 in Australia to be older than someone born in 2021 in Nigeria because if a child is born in Australia this very moment he/she is older than a child born in Nigeria at 10pm tonight.

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Crime / Re: Teenager Kills His 3-year-old Cousin In Katsina After Her Father Failed to pay by alimaa: 11:43am On Jun 18, 2021
There is nothing people cannot do for money. When it comes to money, I don't trust even those that came from the same womb with me.
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Left Your Body Before? by alimaa: 10:46am On May 28, 2021
richmond500:
not even that,
I was too conscious that its a dream that I won't even run if someone chased me since I know its just a mere dream.

Its more of imagination, but in this, u are imagining while in deep sleep and u can't stop the imagination, u are imprisoned in ur own imagination but u are aware that its just ur imagination and it isn't real

I don't have the words to explain it sha

I understand you very well. I've had the same experience. You are dreaming and you know it's a dream.
Education / Re: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by alimaa: 7:04pm On Jan 16, 2021
sapphiere:
Sincerely speaking, the last time I saw him he was a pump attendant in a filling station.
He was my school prefect while in school and highly intelligent.
This life no gree balance.

You call yourself "smart" and you can't even spell "politician".
You think everyone that was fairing well in school days is doing well now?
It's "faring". Please spell it correctly next time.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Go Back To Abuja Or Stay Back In Lokoja? by alimaa: 8:33pm On Dec 24, 2020
liver123:
Please pardon my grammatical blunders. I have stayed in abuja since 2018 after my service and I have done some petty work work as a civil engineering graduate which doesn't measure up for survival and up till date I have not gotten a decent job.

This year has been very tough for me as I struggle to even feed. My rent in abuja will expire February and I don't have a job.

Now am in lokoja to visit my elder brother for xmass and he is in support that I should stay back in lokoja since I don't have a job in abuja and my rent will soon expire. Am totally confused now on whether to stay back or go back to abuja as this lokoja town is too dry and I don't even know how I can get a job here.

Graduate of Civil Engineering yet asking us to pardon your grammatical blunders. You lack self confidence.
Romance / Re: I Reported To Access Bank I Was Scammed See Their Nonsense Reply PHOTOS by alimaa: 8:52am On Dec 18, 2020
Banks are not law enforcement agents. They don't intefer with people's transactions. If you have a problem with anyone the law enforcement agents are there for you. They are the ones to tell the bank what to do in this case

If banks begin to block accounts because of reports they receive then nobody's account would be safe because an enemy can wake up one morning and approach your bank to block your account.

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Celebrities / Re: "From Bum Shorts To Leggings" - Ozo Called Out By Fans Over His Choice Of Outfit by alimaa: 7:26pm On Nov 26, 2020
GodWrites:
The fact is that he's gay, but still in hiding due to how intolerant, hypocritical, and homophobic Nigeria is.

We Nigerians keep living in denial, but the fact is that your son, daughter, sister, brother, father, mother, best friend, etc. can be gay, lesbian or bisexual.

We have a lot of bisexual men today, but society has turn them to homophobes. They brag they will kill a gay on sight, but knacking their fellow man is one of their greatest fantasies.

That your friend Bleep a girl or have a girlfriend is not proof that he's straight. When you spew hate against gays, you might be harming your own. So, be careful.

What two consenting adults do with their time, money and body is not your business, as long as they are harming no one.

Let's love one another, irrespective of our differences!

Peace!
angry

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Politics / Re: Enugu Holds Requiem Mass For Pupils Of Presentation School Who Died In Accident by alimaa: 7:21pm On Nov 10, 2020
my2chains:
please I need a partner in farming pepper, okro, and ugu leaf here in lagos,
i did got a land with borehole already but no funds to continue.

so there is water available there.
I need to go back and complete this great task,
a budget of 60-75k will do.

please do call me on 09032884494


thanks and God bless!
You're heartless
Health / Re: Endometriosis: "Church Members, Friends Mocked Me" - Woman Conceives by alimaa: 10:35pm On Nov 02, 2020
Too early to celebrate. This is just like celebrating electoral victory after primaries.

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Religion / Re: 3 Nigerian Pastors Who Divorced Their Wives And What Led To The Broken Marriages by alimaa: 11:11pm On Sep 29, 2020
joshuaidibia:


How you comment on all topics will forever remain a mystery to me. Do you only preach online? Your whole life is on NL.
You forgot that some persons only work online
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Oshiomhole Taunted After Loss (Photos) by alimaa: 8:55am On Sep 21, 2020
People have forgotten so soon that in Nigerian politics you can't tell who will rule until you hear from Supreme Court.
Romance / Re: Upload You Funny Vintage Meme Of First Pesin In History by alimaa: 9:41pm On Aug 24, 2020
The post ain't funny
Family / Re: 3-Year-Old Girl Falls Inside A Well In Lagos, Dies (Photos) by alimaa: 10:05pm On Aug 23, 2020
KossyKiss97:
This is the reason I HATE wells. As a matter of fact, I have a phobia for it.

May such evil never befall our children in Jesus name. Amen
Well is evil. It's not a good thing at all.
Health / Re: Dr Stella Immanuel COVID19 Hydroxychloroquine Video Deleted By Facebook, Twitter by alimaa: 10:26pm On Jul 28, 2020
Dotherightthing:


It's about the deliberate misuse of caps.

It's a no no!
Stop following the guy up and down. He might be more intelligent than you are.

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Health / Re: Dr Stella Immanuel COVID19 Hydroxychloroquine Video Deleted By Facebook, Twitter by alimaa: 10:22pm On Jul 28, 2020
Dotherightthing:


21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

A comma is not needed after "post" since the next word "and" is a conjunction.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Finds Live Python In Motorcycle Engine In Anambra (Photos, Video) by alimaa: 9:42pm On Jun 20, 2020
HeavenShield:
You are speaking to the public, and everyone can't understand Ibo, and you can even use English, Nawa o..

Anyways,
thank God it did not bite someone!
There is nothing like English in the East.
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu's Coronavirus Treatment Complicated By Kidney Failure - SR by alimaa: 8:45am On Jun 10, 2020
chigoziri2403:
I pray covid19 treats him the way he has treated Abia state
Why didn't he receive treatment in the isolation center he built, or they are for the masses,

Okezie Ikpeazu tested positive for coronavirus after saying Covid-19 won't harm them because Abia state is the only state in Nigeria mentioned in the bible

Even in Jerusalem where Jesus Christ was born has 3,916 confirmed cases.

No standard government hospital in the whole Abia state, health worker are owed backlog of salaries
When they have headache, they run to world class facilities abroad built by reasonable leaders
Now they can't travel as usual, we are all stuck here, covid19 is a leveller
I PRAY HE RECOVERS, AND LEARNS HIS LESSON...... CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
I HOPE OTHER GOVERNORS ARE TAKING NOTES
Abia is not even the only state mentioned in the Bible. Rivers is also there. Out of his belly shall flow RIVERS of living water(John 7:38)

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Crime / Re: Wife Pours Boiling Water On Her Husband In Bayelsa For Slapping Her (Graphic) by alimaa: 8:59pm On Jun 08, 2020
Righteousness89:
Nothing but Sheer Spirit of Wickedness..

We have Continously said that we Should ensure we guard ourselves by ensuring we are filled with the Spirit of GOD.

Being empty could make you an Instrument or a Casualty!



In a split of a second, anyone can be used and dumped by these evil spirits that have filled the whole place..
Evil spirits only use wicked people so let's not blame any spirit here.
Business / Re: How To Make Money On Fiverr And Upwork Without Doing Any Job by alimaa: 1:27pm On Jun 02, 2020
Zubbykan007:
Let say SHOPRITE is selling a television "42 for 30k and you find a person willing to buy same "42 television for 70 or 90k wouldn't you jump on the opportunity? that doesn't make you evil, it's just a business.

you didn't force SHOPRITE to sell the television for that amount
He doesn't understand business. I have bought a book for 3k and sold it for 20k to someone. The book seller was happy to sell to me, I was happy to sell at 20k and the final buyer was even very happy to buy the book for 20k. At the end nobody was cheated and we were all happy.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Put Cocaine On Their Penis To Make Sex Sweeter - Kenyan Lady by alimaa: 8:17am On May 25, 2020
MrBrownJay1:


bro, i have to enlighten my brothas from the tricks that many are using... from cocaine in their coochies to sleeping drug on their tittays that you will suck and then pass out. by the time you wake up, the babe and all your shiit will be gone..etc, lol!

it aint easy for a man out there... with all these lionesses parading as sheep!
Doing anything with a woman that is not your wife is a risk that is not worth taking.
Romance / Re: The 8 Different Types Of Vaginas And What Men Think Of Each. by alimaa: 12:48pm On May 23, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
Your facts pls !!!
As if you don't know about CS or premature delivery or those that stayed beyond 9 months.
Romance / Re: The 8 Different Types Of Vaginas And What Men Think Of Each. by alimaa: 10:36am On May 23, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
Since the beginning of time, men has always craved to go back into the tunnel that pushed them out after nine months ... rather than using their heads they use their dicks !!!
Not all men were pushed out through that tunnel and not all men stayed in the womb for 9 months. If you know you know.

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Romance / Re: Some People Are Just Wicked, I Was Invited To Onitsha And Then Left Stranded by alimaa: 5:47pm On May 20, 2020
It happened because you don't know business rules. You don't go to meet a stranger because they offered a business deal. They should locate you instead.

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