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jacqline:
��..Hello dear fellow nairalanders�


Please my friend is broken and I don't know how I can be of help anymore. I would be glad if lalasticlala would push this to the front page for more people to voice out their opinions on what would be of help.


This girl is my best friend and I love her so much. She is the nicest most amazing friend I have ever met.
She is funny and beautiful when I say beautiful, my bae is very fine, she now has red hair and hazel eyes. She is tall and has small British accent everybody just want to get close to her
and when she smiles her two dimples just makes this babe fire. She is someone you can easily read.

Here's what went down.

Back in our 200 level, she told me one time we were in class reading that she had a crush. When she called his name Jericho, I knew she had fallen the wrong way because this guy is a hot cake in my school. Girls wanted him because he was fine and from a very wealthy family and a focused person too. She told me the boy was always looking at her. I told her he was always looking at girls that she should just forget him. I was hoping she was going to give up because this boy is very famous in my school, he is very fine and intelligent so girls used to rush him like market. I thought that was the end of the story. Well they began to chat and get closer. At first I was surprised because this guy doesn't mess around. Well they began acting like they knew each for years. Sometimes, I saw them in church sitting together.
Me I didn't know what went down again till one time she came to my hostel to lament. She said she had been texting the boy and he normally takes days to answer and that he was always acting like he loved her one time and the next day he was cold. I advised her to put her books in place of the boy that she didn't come to school to be following man around. We ended that one there, she even deleted his number and began to get more busy. I noticed something during that time, that she looked more lost and sad, I brushed it off thinking it was school stress but my people my babe lost every spark in her. Despite the whole trial we both made to help forget about him, I could tell she was hurting deeply. School closed and when we began again I saw her hugging the boy outside class one day, me masef I shock. I cornered her to one side na to know what's up. Kelly told me, that he called her back at home and apologized and promised to make amends. I no talk again oh. I must say he began to take her out to cut her hair, comes to sit close to her in chapel, takes pictures with her, even doing other things that surprised me, me been think say na Christian brother till I saw him winking at her one time from the technical unit stand. Sometimes when my babe is not looking I would turn to that place and see him staring at her. I concluded that maybe he was now into her. They hugged, talked laughed, all the glow for my babes face came back like rainbow. I found myself envying them. Because she would show me their chats, how he would apologize when he texted late, all the compliments from any new haircut. What I admire about their gist was, that there were no sexual discussion only family and health and other cute things.
Kelly would show any of her other clique their texts, their pictures, the things they do together.
I think that was what led to what I'm going to discuss later on. The girls in my school are hungry for this nigger, omobabalowo con get sense and brain ontop.
Laslas, one day one girl in our clique told us the guy was inlove with someone else.
This came as a shock and made her change. She deleted his number and their pictures and tried to delete everything that reminded her of him.Then he added what would she do if she stopped liking him. She said the feeling was not mutual. From all that had happened I think she did the right thing. Sometimes I question myself if it's out of jealousy or personal opinion.
But Everytime I looked at her, I think she was hurting. She is the easiest person to read. She is trying to move on but I think it's not been successful.
I think she is still hurting because from the video chat, she said since she deleted his number he never called or texted but before that, she had called one day but he didn't pick or return the call. I think her doubts were cleared from that.

I want to tell her the truth that she was the one pushing herself all over the boy, but I think that would be rather harsh. What should I tell her?, My baby is broken.
*Modified

Some guys would just be staring at a particular girl all the time,all the while making the girl feel like shes been admired.
I wonder why they act that way if they know they are just going to play around with the lady.

zaksman1960:
Please guys don't mind any mistake I will make .am not So good in writing

Have been married for two years now ,meet my wife through a friend .we got along and did married say one year after we meet.during our courtship I never for once had any reason to doubt her loyalty as everything was nearly perfect.as she told about her past life and relationship though not so good but not too bad either.
Before I forget to mention she was done with her OND at the time I meet her .and was eager to complete her HND this was not a problem for me as i was ready and capable of assisting her to complete the program.she have birth to our first child during her final year though not easy for her combining education with baby .but she was able to complete the program though with an extra semester. To cut the story short my people she was mobilized for NYSC for batch A 2020,though she could not complete the 3 weeks camp due to the Corona virus pandemic.as their camp was cut short .
before I forget I do have access to her phone as I know the password to it ..am not that kind of guy who possess trust issue beside I trusted her wholeheartedly so I had no reason to suspect her. most times I just check news on her phone and atymes play game ..
So I was push one day to check her whatapp .I observe a chat with a guy,her fellow corper the guy asking her how she copes with lockdown .how she is enjoying my di...k and if she does enjoy it ..I was shocked. For her to be chatting with a guy asking her such question .I didn't ask her about it I just ignore it. I began to follow up with her chat with this guy , I observe she does delete all her chat with this guy but as a fast guy atymes I manage to read her chat before she deletes them ..after that scene she was chatting the guy complaining that she does not see his calls ..the guy replied that it's because he knows am around because of lockdown that why he doesn't call. Then just yesterday night the guy was asking when she is coming over. though she slept off thats why she could not reply him .this morning I observed as usual the chat was deleted.

I need ur advice my people .sorry for the long write up. I have not confronted her yet cause am not sure if she is really cheating or about to.and also I think I don't have enough evidence too.

Why does she deletes her chat if nothing is fishing

She deletes her chat because she doesnt want you to find out.
Shes cheating sorry to say.
He's even talking about when she'd come over,the dick part should already tell you that something is wrong.

Kingrexyl:
I'm always angry when I hear that a guy sponsor his girlfriend education like wtf! when she's not even your wife? like what the hell is wrong with you?

I can remember vividly back then in school when my brother's friend sponsored his girlfriend education, this girl was never grateful but was sleeping around with guys in campus, when I called him on phone and explained everything to him, he never believed me not until he found out himself, to think this was the same girl he was planning to marry? the same girl he gave everything she wants because he's from a well to do family, when he found out himself he was not himself, he felt totally heartbroken and used.


don't sponsor any girl's education if she's not your wife or you will regret it, campus girls are one of the cheapest to date, if you like don't listen.

There's totally nothing wrong with those guys settling there bills
The only problem is that they are doing it for the wrong ladiess.

xrayj:
U have grown so big now!!!
What did u eat?
U used to be very small

Sorry do I know you?

splitnaija:
The first time I heard about Okafor's law was when I was a Youth Corper.
I overhead my boss then jokingly saying to his friend he was going to apply Okafor's law on a certain person.
As a bloody Corper, I had no guts to ask him anything about the said law as that could mean insurbodination. But somehow, I stumbled on it on the internet a while ago and was amazed.

Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.

In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O (opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

Now having read through, I want responses on how true and reliable this law is.

1. Has anyone ever fallen victim of this law?
2. Does it apply to only females?
3. Does it have a validity period?
4. Are there other laws or hypotheses by this scientist called Okafor?
5. What does the name Okafor really mean?

1.yes
2.both parties
3.probably
4.yet to find out
5.born on afor.

Kingdray123:
Let's say my name is Cynthia (fake name). This story is about when I was still in school before all this whole Corona issue. I must confess I love my boyfriend, he is very caring and very passionate about me and does all the necessary things a good boyfriend should do. He even got me an iphone 8 this year January so the guy is really amazing.. But this story is not about him. It's about how I bleeped his close friend. I know I am supposed to be feeling bad, but the truth is that I don't regret it because it's still get me wet anytime I think about the sex! (Please don't judge me, you see most girls have an inner hoe in them)

Well let's say my boyfriend name is tobi (not real name) and his friend name is Michael (fake name too). I spend a lot of time in my bf house which is a well furnished two bedroom apartment in school and he usually have different friends visiting, all giving me the "our wife" tag of course. But their is one particular one which is the michael that is just different from his other friends. This guy is cute, tall and very quiet. the fact that he doesn't call me "our wife " , and he doesn't play with me stupidly like tobi other friends made him all the more attractive.. but the most attractive feature about this guy is his eyes! He has the eyes of a sexy smoker. Sexy smokers are those guys that look very cute because of how dim their eyes would be after they finish smoking. anytime michael is around, I always try to find a way to innatiate a conversation with him but the way he snobs me , not snobbing in a rude way, he would answer but he wouldn't even look my way, he would just answer coolly like he doesn't give a damn about anybody or anything in the world with is annoyingly calm voice and this usually pisses me off.. well truth is it gets me wet too because I am what Instagram people would say "a complete slay queen", I have the right curves everywhere, standing confident moderate sized boobs, light skinned with a babyish face. Because of my looks, guys have always tried to get down with me. Well according to one of my male friend he said I have the looks of a very sexy girl that would be very easy to get down with(hence the reason all guys everywhere constantly trying to sleep with me thinking I am cheap) truth is I don't sleep around but I have had my own fair share of d***s in this life. Remember I said earlier we girls all have some hoe in us.

Let me just skip to the part where I f***kd micheal. You know I said this guy doesn't really admire me which kinda pissed me off because most guys drool over me, there was one particular day when tobi wasn't around, I was alone in his house when I heard a knock on the door. I opened up the door and I saw michael. I was kinda surprised because he never came around like his other friends do when tobi wasn't home, so I let him in. He then explained to me that him and tobi were on their way to the house but tobi had to rush back to school to do something so basically he was just waiting here for tobi... I left him in the parlor and went to the room. But as I was in the room all I could just imagine was this micheal guy bending me over, pulling my hair backwards, and fucking me like crazy.. and I was imagining him doing this to me in tobi room.. (some girls out there would understand me when I say doing crazy and very wrong things like for example fucking a guy in his car in front of your hostel in school can be a huge turn on) the fact that this was a useless thing to think about made me very wet and Hot. I was so wet and Hot that I was finding it difficult to even stand.. I couldn't bear it anymore oo.. what I did was I called my boyfriend tobi, I told him casually that his friend michael was here and I then asked him were he was. .. he told me some story like that but from my calculations, I knew he wouldn't be home till another one hour. I knew couldn't stay Hot like that in the house when mike was there..
As wrong as this was, I knew I needed to have Mike in me that very moment. What I did next was I just changed to one of my dangerous bumshort I usually wear when only me and my bf are in the house and I want to seduce him, and I then wore one of my bf singlet! So my ass and hips were on good display and my boobs were popping out from the side of the singlet with my nipples dangerously erect and showing through the singlet. I knew when I go to the parlour with this combination, it would definitely catch mike attention. I calmy walked to the palour, and sat down, there was light that time so I just pretended to be innocently watching a movie mike was watching, knowing fully well the "Sodom and gommorah like intentions I had in mind"�.

From the side of my eyes I knew he was stealing glances at me and in my mind I was like "you must givee me the D today". Things was like this for some time before I then summoned one kind of stupid courage I don't understand and just went to sit down beside him. when I did this he looked shocked because definitely even a guy with a dead brain would know what I wanted, I then whispered in his ears that I wanted to suck his nipples and without even waiting for him to reply I seductively rubbed his stomach, then moved his shirt up and placed my wet mouth on his nipples and sucked. The way the guy groaned, It was wonderful as I felt I now had power over this guy, because this has been a guy that haven't feigned interest in me at all. Well I sucked his nips for like 2 minutes then he started holding my head as if signifying to suck harder, well I didn't just suck hard I started biting his nipples seductively and this started making uncle to moan loudly o... Then behind the moaning I could hear him saying your boyfriend in a soft whisper as if feeling guilty but had no control over himself at this point i just told him to follow me.. he followed me like a person I just used voodoo on�. In my mind I was like after all your hard guy.

knowing fully well I had limited time before my boyfriend gets back, I just took him to Tobi room straight, quickly I pulled down my bumshort but not completely, then I bent down at the edge of tobi high bed and told Michael to Bleep me dirty.. it was like Mike was in a trans. That kind of trans like state that you can't believe what is in front of you. And he wasn't even resisting a little bit after all the toughness he had showed all those times, he just pulled his jeans down a little and brought out what I can best describe as a "bazooka" �. His dick gosh!!! His dick was definitely bigger and healthier than my boyfriend own. he knew time was of the essence and I could sense he was scared of my bf catching us(the fact that I knew my bf could come at any time made my vjay juice flow like the river of Babylon) so he just inserted is bazooka in me slowly as I was still bent over on the bed and the feeling I felt that moment was extraordinary, I was just wishing my bf would never come, then he started pacing up and banging me steadily. I could hear his heart pounding from excitement, and my vjay cream started coming out because I was really feeling Mike dick like no other, we bleeped for like 10 minutes in this doggystyle position on the bed but it was one of the best 10 minutes of my life.. You know all this risky quickie sex can sometimes be the best! He The flipped me over for missionary.. we bleeped missionary style for like 5 minutes. The way mike bleeped me like a slut and held my breast while doing this.. the feeling I felt that day from mike ramming is big dick into me was extraordinary... He cummed in me tho and groaned like an idiot while cumming. Well I didn't oblige to him Cumming in me because I like when cute niggas cum in me. I have remedies to counter the effects of the cum.


Story credit,
Anonymous Cynthia

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The story was hot.
According to her story.
A guy that ignores you can either like you very much but is hiding it or doesnt like you at all.

tetfundfraudale:
Hi guys and girls.i have been reading a lot about lgbt here.i ask is any body born gay.Answer is No.
Im a guy that loves experiencing any trending fashion. I have smoked weed,cocaine name the drugs not that my pop have money but i love following in any discussion.
Im naive sha.i went to hospital and saw two guys came for a test and heard one saying he is my partner.never knew what it means till lab guy slapped my ass.i was innocent nvr knew lab guy was gay too.i asked whom those guys are who he said gays.
I went home hit google.i became curious i became inquisitive saw a gay site dont wanna mention names like joke like joke many of them in my district in lag.i booked the young chap came.Note He sucked my dk and rimmd my ass was so sweet nvr done it bf.openedd a....ss for me i nvr do it declined. I came to enjoy dr suck yo female.thats all i do.my gf nvr knew.was like this for some years tilli ii stopped.
l
How did i stop.I entered into it so i need to quit.is not my call.my gf was not an explorer is just open and close chic with bit of doggy.till i met my present my wife.Sex with her is like a magic.Diffrent techniques.Ice on the dicks hony in the ass damn sex been great for years.ii forgot about all oral i get from guys.
Tut was my wife til whn she traveld i found out i cld wait for her.guys been calling i told them game is over.
One even said gonna tell my wife i said he is free gave him my wife number and slapped him off my house.

Well in my life with gays i came to the conclusion
A many indulged cos very easy bringing a guy into the house than a girl.many parents cant suspect.
B many guys got very small dk and feel very uncomfortable with opposite sex.they chose to take up the feminine role where they receive.
C many dont care as far as the urge is satisfied.
D still don't know if to believe if they were born like this or i cant say.this ones behave and walk like women.Thou nvr had any encounter wit them.

You gay or lgbt you wanna stop you can but is a free world wanna flex cool.

Please no insults to any gender.

It was nice getting to read your story.

Casemiro:
So there's this this shy chick I used to meet in one shop like that, and I developed interest in Her.



We exchanged contacts and all that and we've been flowing well on whatsapp.
She is this church type and have been refusing to visit, but I was shocked when she agreed during this lockdown.


Since no work for sometime now, she agreed and she has been in my flat for two days now.



If it's others we'll get down to business even if they're reluctant a bit.
This girl is something different, I mean why did she come? To discuss telemundo?



I have tried everything in my head but she just won't release the cookie. like WTF!!
I am a kinda guy that won't use force on a lady and I have limits to persuading a girl and even after resisting, with my sweet words and other tactics they give in.

She doesn't want to leave and I am confused


please what practical ways do you suggest to get this skinny fair Bae laid?


I don't want tomorrow now she'll say I raped her

OP leave that lady alone
Its obvious she knows your game.

donuchris007:
Due to the nature of my job, I slept in a lot of hotel in FCT. To my shock, all most all the hoe are from South South and South East, with Anambra ladies topping the league. I feel bad because they prefer fucking hausa guys because the pay check is good. Why will you Bleep hausa guys and turn to carton then i or my brother will marry you. I don't frequent Lagos but I think it will be the same. Countries I have travel to, same thing. Why are our southern sisters giving us retired body? Share your experience.
I am yet to Bleep hausa girl which I am currently hunting. I will so damage the pussy. I am angry,they take our resources now our women. I am in pain.

These are truly Signs of madness

Stevecrown1818:
I understand you. But this was just too obvious for me. She even told told me how she stylishly stares at me trying not getting caught.

Maybe it's just an unconscious habit of showing how you feel.

Stevecrown1818:
I remember some years back when I was in secondary school, there was this girl I had a huge crush on. She is one the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. We got so intimate that we would chat for long hours teasing and making her laugh though I couldn't boldly speak to her face to her.
Always thinking of asking her out but never had the courage though I sometimes caught her staring at me till we left secondary school.
Fast forward to this year we got talking on WhatsApp and then she opened up to me and I did same too.Believe me I was shocked though I don't regret not asking her out.
please share yours.

But Why does staring automatically relays the way a person feels about you?
Just being wondering.

Nikepucci1:
1. Bull nose rings
2. Tattoos
3. yansh pad( why do dey think guys wouldn't notice )
4. Sandals aka chinenye of Galilee

Always creating threads to talk negative things about ladies
Anyways keep them coming
Una go tire lol.

philip0906:
Yinmu!
No worry as you grow older, you go get more sense...

What I mean is after much talk and I still see no changes
Then I'd know clearly your not ready to change.

Freelane33:
Make friends with them first ( for like 2 to 3 months ) with no string attached and then decide weda to go in fully or not if you think it worth going it . Your emotional quotient is above 60 that’s why things are always like that for you . Try that method and feed me back if you can .jah bless

Wow I never thought to the part of my emotional quotient.
Thanks still.

Ndeoma:
This is a very serious issue especially here in PH. In my own little experience most of the pretty ladies I've dealt with are either double-dating or doing straight runz (No kidding). I now beg to ask whether the beauty is for sale... It's well ooo

Please I didn't generalize it before the ladies eat me raw... Remember I said "most" not all. Guys who can relate to what an saying you can add your 2 cents to the topic.

It's not wired that way.
Guys just keep coming.And they try their best to be faithful if in a committed relationship.

[quote author=sarrki post=89009713]Away from politics and convid-19 matter

Tdstaar:
Currently seeing this girl .. am 25 year old and she is 17 years old .. we both love each other and enjoy being with each other but now people are starting to talk .. should I back out or ignore ? Who have had any experience like this ?

Theres absolutely wrong.
But be sure it's leading to the right place.

Tozic:
Hello? good morning

Evening.

Durentt:
I have lost hope in humanity, I realised that the only thing that makes me need people most is sexual urges.
I need To get rid of this, so I can stay on my own, earn my comfortable money, take good alcohol and wait till i die.
I have lost the hope, I just want To be alone maintain friendships, good relationships with my students and have my limits.

Please advise, dont tell me give God this and that, yada yada please dont.

But I have to ask you this,what made you loose hope?
It's not too late to rectify the way you see things.

toniblacman:
You can find out by mailing me.
I guess you like adventures, I do too.
Your beauty is captivating... I'm not so bad too.

My mail is always open too

toniblacman:
maybe

Starting to suspect you lol

happy200:
The era of men seeking for women is passing very fast, I can tell you that most men have lost interest in searching for women and more tired of the word "GETTING MARRIED" I am not saying that you have any solution to it but, I'm just informing you about what is about to befall the women folk in this present generation.
Take note and be prepared.

Lol loose cannon

Tozic:
women on NL, only God will rescue you guys from the hands of satanic, sex_starved individuals of Nl.. I weep horribly for you guys...

Swears
Bunch of educated illiterates

supercase1:
In Nigeria, when you think u have seen it all it's then you start seeing new things.96% of Nigerian girls are golddiggers and thieves,yes they are she-barawos.how can a lady be happy dating a Yahoo boy(internet fraudster),a heartless and evilminded creature hell bent on destroying others,himself and the already battered image of Nigeria at large.its shameful women will know a guy as a Yahoo guy and still follows him like a headless chicken,that's why I don't feel pity for them. getting a good wife in Nigeria now is a very tough battle.

Lol The only word I have for you now is
You have misplaced priorities.

oluwatomisin93:
Good morning fellow nairalanders. Hope u all had a wonderful night rest. Permit me to write this down here as your advice is all I need at this moment.
Insult can also accompany it to some of you who think am foolish.
Yesterday my girlfriend chatted me up on WhatsApp as the conversation was going on she begged if she can ask me for something. I told her to go ahead. Then she said she need money. I was like OK. Like how much. She told me the amount. Then I was like how urgent do you need the money. She said either yesterday or today. In my small mind I was like it must be something urgent. As the conversation went on she now opened up on what she needed the money for. What baffled me was that she wants to buy her cream and make her hair. She was like if I could even add to the initial amount she requested she will be happy. I got angry and told her I don't have money.
My point now is I work in a private organization with no hope of getting salary this month due to the over 4 weeks lockdown. The truth is I do have the amount she requested for but I feel she is insensitive to what's happening around. did I do anything wrong.
Mature answers pls.

Okay you got angry...
And I believe she doesnt demand from you all the time
Besides you know this times are hard.
She shouldn't have told you to pay for the other ones,rather she would have just included everything and told you the total amount..for me,I'd say she was been sincere enough.
Sha it's your girl,if you dont treat her right,someone else will help you do it..and well you know the rest.

Linadinna:
A Girl has insinuated on her social media page that schooling in Nigeria does damage to the brain and stated ways to put the brain in order if you schooled in Nigeria.

She said that if you know you schooled in Nigeria, a lot of damage have been done to your brain and you should put your brain in order by re-educating yourself.

On ways on how to re-educate yourself, she said you should please try and be watching Ivy League Professors on youtube, read wide because you might most likely have comprehension, communication, and analysis problem.

See screenshot of her post below.

Source: https://www.updatemegist.com/2020/04/schooling-in-nigeria-does-damage-to.html?m=1

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 Ishilove Obinoscopy Oam4j MissyB

Interesting piece.

[quote author=igwe699 post=88967058][/quote]I sincerely like this man.
We were moving forward during his time.
Now it seems we are stuck.

Abegforum:
I want to be fat. I eat good food. I relax and I have peace of mind but I am not fat. I have taken siprum before so that I can be fat. No of them are working. Please what medicine can I take to become fat?



PLEASE VISIT MY FORUM TOO WWW.ABEGFORUM.COM.NG

What happened to loving your body the way it is??
Anyway keep eating alot of food,like eat consistently.
But advising you to go take foreign substances,might end up giving you negative results.

Bye.

lexdino:
Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. Your multiple sexual escapades won't hurt your boyfriend if he never gets to know. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
Forget that depression and feeling of worthlessness that you feel deep down, knowing fully well that your life has been all about riding on the back of men and causing emotional pains to anyone who's ever gotten too close to you. Who cares? You have to keep doing whatever makes you happy, girl. That's how to be a bad girl.
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?

3 ways to become an olosho.

realdickoflife:
So this has been a long time coming. I am basically asking for opinion mostly from the women folk.
I had this ex that we dated for about 2 years. We both live in the United States. We met in 2017 and started dating in 2018 February. It was love as we were head over heels in love with each other. She was younger than me by about 7 years and I was like a friend and confidant. We took each other seriously. During that time a few incidences occurred that shook our relationship. I will try my best to lay out the story and also underline my faults as I need an honest opinion on if I was right or wrong.

Late 2018 I caught her talking to an Ex and she confessed that her mother being a Jehovah witness told her specifically that she wanted her to marry a witness. We were living together and she apologized and said it was a moment of weakness. She had planned on moving out to live with him. A few months later she claimed she got a job that required her to move. We had a big fight and I forcefully got a check I had written in her name back telling her since she wanted to leave my house she was no longer entitled to my money. She left but we settled things 24 hours later.
We then decided to mend what we had. I kept working and helping her with bills. I tried ti make her a better person educationally but being the young 23 year old gal she was she was head strong. I particularly dont like confrontation and sometimes when we fight I just keep mum in the house or go play video games. Fast forward we had another big issue and I realized she was getting attention from some make folk that made ger act that way. We settled it and I decided to get her a gift. It was expensive almost $1300. Later in the year 2019 We got a new 2019 model vehicle for her. It almost cost me my job as I had to falsify some documents to ensure she was qualified for a Vehicle that was way above her means. Towards the middle of the year she decided to quit her job and come back to my place so we could move out together elsewhere. 2 days after she moved I woke to dress up for work about 5 an and realized her phone kept ringing so I picked it up and it was calls from a guy she always claimed was a friend. I saw the chat and all the plans to move in with him in another state. I confronted her after coming back from work and next thing she called the police and claimed her life was in danger. I explained what happened when the police came to my house and they then said I should let her move out. 3 weeks later I got a letter in the mail saying I was charged for assault. We went to court and both judges on separate occassions Told her I wasnt guilty and they felt her story was false. I involved her mother and the mother outrighlty supported her daughter. I reminded her I have always been there for her. 3 months into the relationship I had to go with her to the hospital has she started bleeding profusely and we realized she aborted for her ex before we started dating. She also claimed she has mood swings from a rape experience at 8 years old that made her go through vaginal repair. I knew all of this when I went into the relationship head first. Now my friends who told me in the start not to date a gal they saw as not being in the same class moneywise and societal wise based on status and experience mock me. Everyone I knew in my area and life knew about us. I had to take all my pictures down from my social media. Her defence was that I was too harsh on her when she had an accident. She had 2 accidents within the space of 7 months and a car I bought for my dad also she also hit it and I had to repair it before shipping to Nigeria. At that point I requested for a 60 day break from her to figure out her life as she kept making mistakes that were costly. She ran to that other guy who consoled her and then planned her exit. I pointed out to her that a man who knows you live with another man and tries to get you to move out and move in with him either has self esteem issues or has no plans for you. My question is where exactly did I go wrong? Lastly 2 weeks ago I called her mother on a whim and the mother picked my call and even spoke to me for 2 hours I was shocked, that told me she either was burnt where she went or it didnt work out. Do you think its okay for me to mend fences with her? I have moved on and I decided to take a break from dating, but the death of a recent family member just made me want to make up with any and everyone I had an issue with.

I dont think she ever really loved you.
If she did she wouldn't be wanting to be with her ex.
So far,she's the only one gaining from it and you on the other hand have become emotionally drained.
She will try to come back,be wise and do what is right.
Aurevoir.