I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....
So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW
(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.
(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.
(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.
(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.
(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them
(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.
(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.
[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!! And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.
(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.
(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.
(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.
(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.
(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.
(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.
(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.
(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.
(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.
(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.
(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!
Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?
I am basically one of 'The Observers'
Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously
This was how that useless Mannique was giving us promises and running his mouth like someone with epilepsy & diarrhea He should start learning how to keep quiet.
Amotolongbo: Many men do not know when to act as a boyfriend and also when to act as a husband. A boyfriend is a boyfriend and should not be confused for a husband.
Anything you do as a boyfriend or girlfriend is done kindheartedly and just have the mind that it is an investment that may end up being a bad one and move on. I invested on my man cos I was in the position, thank God I do not regret that anyway
If you know that you can’t withstand having a bad investment, don’t spend on your gf or bf There is no law binding gf and bf. It is all affection and any investment in it isn’t different from charity.
Joysticks: That is why a mob will rather take laws into their own hand by giving a jungle justice to a criminal than carry him to the police station. They didn't inform the complainant.All they are interested in is bail money. Are Nigerians suppose to pay for tracking of suspect?Is it not tax payers money that the police use in buying the tracking device?
Isaiah 4:1 And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Allheart: Isaiah 4:1 And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Isaiah 4:1 And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Niece: Don’t Give Your Parents “A Talk Of The Town Burial”. Give Them “A Talk Of The Town Life” – Reno
The former aide to former President Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri has condemned lavish burial ceremony, WonderTV Media reports.
In a video he posted on social media, he applauded Muslims for their modest way of life.
Reno stated that one of the wealthiest men on earth King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was buried as a simple man in an unmarked grave. He listed other great men, some from the Bible who were also buried in a simple way.
The video came one hour after he made a post on his Instagram page advising children to work hard, make money legitimately and take good care of their parents when they are alive.
Special Counsel to IPOB (Alloy Ejimako) has made clear that Nigeria has lost jurisdiction to try the IPOB leader because of his extra-ordinary rendition back to Nigeria which he describes as a state crime.
adebwalex: At the end of the day, APC Won. A day is coming when millions of people can't bear the pains of Hungry in this country again while only few people who are enjoying the National cake of the country.. We are rich enough for us not to have at least 2% of poverty as a nation. But 95% of poverty is what we have...A day is coming mark my world when every one will be a beast against the government...
[quote author=Allheart post=102926903][/quote]called tonsillits. Go to a good hospital or u buy Fleming amoxicillin and clavulanic acid film-coated tablets for oral use 1000mg and also take an antibiotic injections like three days morning and night, before the use of that drugs.
Nairaland General › Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Allheart: 7:18pm On Apr 14, 2022
Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
