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When every animal is a physical or spiritual threat to you.

akwesenana:
Good news is you came a long way. Bad news is you came the wrong way.

Germaine J. Cole’s, “Love yourz”

Dear men, get your life together. You owe it to yourselves. You love women wholeheartedly, they love you conditionally. It’s no fault of theirs; it’s in their nature.

Get your life together. Find a woman who genuinely cares for you and ceaselessly provide for her.

Only for the sheer utility of the device. To show off with is absolute insanity.

maestro299:
Insightful piece. But quick question: Are you currently based in Nigeria or outside the country?

Not again, Jester!

Never let yourself go, dear men. The woman you love wholeheartedly loves you conditionally. It’s no fault of hers, it’s just her nature.

Seychelles or Cape Verde. Touristy locations, I know.

I don’t know a tourist who wouldn’t spend on pastries. Set up shop near the beach!

Unfortunately, true to form, we already know the outcomes. The Nigerian Judiciary isn’t ready to grow balls!

ExudeLoveToAll:
He shouldn't put eyes who then provides in your home? Your assertion that you are not not dependent is false then.

You are both dependent on your self and on him financially while he depends financially on himself solely, your money is yours while his is ours. Clap for yourself.

A man supports the family financially solely for 100years no one hears when the reverse is the case for one year divorce card on the table.

One year?

You’re being aspirational. In my case, it was 3 weeks. Soon as I bounced back I swore on my life that would never happen again.

olowo1102:
Can a third party assist with documents legalisation or one has to be there physically please?

Depends on the embassy in Nigeria.

With zero economic growth, abysmal infrastructure development, non-existent jobs and general subpar living conditions in these countries mentioned, none of these African Leaders have a valid reason for clinging to power.

LAGOS (noun):

Syn. stress. An agent which drastically lowers life expectancy.

If you need help with it, I can tell you where to go.
Some dude helped my ex 3 months ago.

1. Go to Access Bank right next to the Ministry of Education, Abuja.

2. Turn left as soon as you walk in through the front door. There’s an office there (makeshift cyber cafe)

3. Tell them what you want to do.

Here’s why the US would never appeal to me.

Always wondered why folks strongly believe sex is difficult abroad.

Hilarious yet true!

Emotional damage!!!

Jakumo:
Please elaborate on this hypothesis that Nigerian women don't readily have orgasms. Are you saying that even those whose clits are intact and NOT mutilated ALSO fail to orgasm?

I’m not sure I ever had a Nigerian lover who hadn’t been “circumcised”. Hard luck! Wikipedia puts the prevalence of FGM in Nigeria at 25%

To answer your second question, I STRONGLY believe penetrative sex isn’t the only route to taking a woman to orgasm. It starts way before in pre-intimacy, in your conversation with her, and ULTIMATELY in how deeply rooted she is in her feminine energy.

Compared to white girls (majority of whom are deeply feminine) who, to a larger extent, live in societies where love and kindness and peace thrive, our Nigerian girls basically are MEN now. Why?

They’ve had to switch to a MASCULINE in order to survive the rigors of living in Nigeria.


PS: I’m in no way saying that a handful of girls in Nigerian DO NOT experience orgasm.

Anny69:
Yes. All women do.

I beg to differ. The negative effects of female genital mutilation in Nigeria are as real as day! Never did I bring one Nigerian female to reach an orgasm! I often thought I wasn’t as good a lover as I imagined in my head.

And then I relocated abroad and two white lovers later, I can vividly recount how beautiful it is to watch a woman reach an orgasm.

Nigeria is grinding to a halt.

Wait until GPT4 is cleared for public use.

Any justification for the heavy makeup?

casualobserver:
They all end up as side chicks and baby mamas. No sensible man marries a beauty queen.

And Ojukwu, our National Hero?

pansophist:
You may say that intending immigrants should not lose guard and be careful amongst their countrymen, but to say that they should not move there because their countrymen are there already doesn't make any sense.

You may hear lots of bad news about Nigerians in the diaspora, but the biggest helper of Nigerians abroad are fellow Nigerians. Just be vigilant, that's the point.

Totally take your point.

ify84:
You should have listed the countries aside US where Nigerians are not ober populated.

Australia
Finland
Norway

You willfully skipped the Power of Sex Transmutation (point 8 ). Napoleon argues that protecting your seed and converting that sexual energy, boasts creativity and [financial] growth.

Message: Avoid countries with a large population of Nigerian Immigrants (except the US).

This isn’t a diatribe against my fellow countrymen. It is the new truth. And here’s why:

1. You and the over one million Nigerian immigrants in the west will have to hustle for the same opportunities. Foreign employers will invariably pit one Nigerian against another during the hiring process. Only the best talents will win. And you, the not-so-skilled one, will have to find better luck elsewhere. But while a little competition is healthy, a protracted period of lack and being broke in a foreign land is no joke.

2. Our infamy (as fraudsters, drug lords, downright dishonest folks) precedes us as Nigerians. Maybe the math doesn’t add up; I’ve often noticed, while vacationing across Euro-Asia, that countries sparsely populated with Nigerian immigrants have no biases against us. Their ignorance is our bliss. And how is this helpful? You can easily find jobs, get legal paperwork done without the usual profiling. Need I say more?

3. Path to PR/ Citizenship. There’s a long waiting line in our usual go-to countries. Why? You’re not the only one who wants the good stuff. Wale, who arrived last week, is going toe to toe with you who’s been there for a decade.

4. Quality of jobs is another salient point. Because all the other “prestigious” jobs aren’t taken up by other foreign expatriates, you get to pick and choose. Not everyone’s cut out to be a doctor or a nurse. But you could easily find other good jobs that don’t involve working long arduous hours.

5. Please don’t bring the currency argument here. You don’t spend naira in, for instance, the UK. Stop the conversion. Stop it!



PS: From the start, I mentioned that the US was an exception to my opinion. Why? Economically, it is the only nation on earth with the capacity to nurture immigrants and lead them to financial success. Hey, the [new] American Dream is a real thing.

Nigerians thrive in mediocrity.

mcarcherli:
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Step 1. Download Apeaksoft iPhone Eraser and install it on your PC. Plug your iPhone to the computer via a USB cable.
Note: This program is able to reset multiple iOS devices at the same time.

Step 2. Run iPhone Eraser program and it will detect your phone automatically. When presented the erasing level window, you get three erasing levels, "Low", "Middle" and "High". Follow the onscreen instructions and select a proper one.

Step 3. At last, you can click the "Start" button to start resetting iPhone. Then you need to enter "0000" to confirm the erasing, and click "Erase" button to start erasing everything on your iPhone. When the process is done, you can restart your iPhone and set it up as a new one.

Ultimate Guide to Reset a Stolen iPhone: https://www.apeaksoft.com/ios-recovery-mode/reset-a-stolen-iphone.html

Now, I’m genuinely confused. Which owner needs this guide? Previous or current owner?

bigpicture001:
...I am a white collar job worker and soon joined the band wagon of "get a side huzle ; get a side huzle" after much consideration i opened up a small scale business.it is now running for the second year, then i realized why alot of Nigerian small businesses fold up within its first 3years...the following are my observations and lessons i learnt at doing business

1. most business minded people only follow band wagon and do not know the nitty gritty of the said business, hence they fail woefully and get frustrated in due time..i was a victim of this

2. If u want to lose your customers, give them credit sales: this i learnt the hard way as almost all..i mean about 99% customers dont pay their debt..and when u ask them for it, they become angry and feel offended and vow never to come to ur stand again whilst giving u the credit..

3. get proper funding before you make a start.. for alot of business, the more capital u have ,the more your profit, lest u labour in vain and get income not worth the stress

4. profit is not income: alot of business people dont even calculate the real profit from the income, many of them are just happy to make sales...they dont put into consideration: fixed cost, implicit cost, opportunity cost etc,

those that even calculate cost only calculate the variable cost which a an accounting cost....

For this i think the government shld issue out business certificate after like 3 months short training before anyone can start a bizness to better help them understand what they do and make the business last longer

5. unhealthy competition: this usually leads to price war..and its usually a good thing to the consumer, but the thing is u are fighting the price war with ppl who dont understand cost, hence they undercharge just to get an egde over u..u are forced to either undercharge or close shop

6. customer connection: believe this or not, customers are mny times emotionally inclined to a certain biz set up they like..they walk past alot of rivals to come to u...and many time even pay more than other charge..it happens to me alot as most of my customers are created by me, i use jokes, discuss of funny national trending issue in sport, politics, music, etc to create a connection with them

7. youth boost business: if youth dont patronize you, u are almost certainly bound to fail..this is not because of their numbers, but its because, they easily adapt to changes and understand price adjustment more than the elderly..the elderlies are the worst customers..

8. consistency: always open, try as mucp as u can to always have your stuck or be ready to deliver your services always..even when u dont make much profit from it on a bad day, just be there

9. Location: get a well planned location and focast the future of its development, do not patronise touts as your landlords, they can lose access control of the infrastructure you rented at anytime and you will b chased away from ut very good location

10. always spend withing you profit and never your income, alot of people in your business area will start to call you boss at once, please dont act like any boss as it will later come with a lot of responsibilities...which might later outweigh your profits..always keep your eyes on the profits

11. always pay government taxes, it gives confidence when you talk ..and gelps you to access certain funds...

if u have other good experience you can add

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Curvinus:
Throwing away your own values to adopt that of another in order to remain in their good books. You are one condescending chap I swear. I bet one white guy would damn these silly stuffs and she'll still be hung up on him. And here you are essentially walking on egg shells just to please a fellow being. I do not envy you.

Have the good sense to recognize the core difference between values and self-limiting actions.

Animal cruelty is core values? The Nigerian lifestyle of thinking everyone is against you is core values? Your default lifestyle of being unkind to agberos or beggars is core values? Neglecting self-care simply because you’re hustling is core values?

Go eat breakfast, Sir!

How I have managed to keep my relationship thriving with my American girlfriend:

1. All animals are considered human. Even a housefly deserves to live. Don’t get me started on cats or dogs or the hideous looking Armadillo.

2. Treat flowers as you would an immortality elixir. Hold ‘em properly and with great care.

3. Ditch the Nigerian notion that everyone is out to get you. Practice kindness even to that bum at the street corner. It’s imperative.

4. You’ve worked for it, invest heavily in skincare, the gym. What are you being so miserly for?