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Programming / The 8 Tips For Improving Your Website Tests & Processes. by Allsingles: 12:03pm On May 10, 2020
To keep search engines happy while we’re running these tests for our users, I’ve put together some key best practice tips to make sure that you can continue testing to maximize the performance of your site, without damaging it in the process.

1) Ensure Google Is Served the Primary Content of a Page That You Want to Rank With.

If you have a variant page where a section of key body copy has been removed, when the search engine accesses the page, nothing is left with which to assess the overall topic of a page and what it should rank for.

This also applies to instances where you’re swapping out sections of content.

I have seen tests where blocks of copy from subcategory pages were being inserted into the homepage, which caused cannibalization issues as the homepage started ranking for key terms associated with those lower-level pages.

Carefully assess key elements like title tags, body content, internal links, and images, and make sure search engines can access a version of the page where these remain intact.

The most important question to ask yourself about your website tests: will this affect how Google can crawl, understand, and index the content on the page?

Changing the size of the checkout button won’t affect this, but swapping out an H1 might, for example.

2) Don’t Create Pages That Are Too Distinctly Different From One Another.

Search engines are able to detect when there are minor changes between pages for testing purposes, and generally have no problem with this.

However, if the page variations differ drastically, this could be flagged as cloaking and earn you a manual action.

The page that search engines end up accessing should match the primary topic of the original page.

If your original page was targeting restaurant keywords, but the variant page is about life insurance, then this would be a big red flag for search engines.

3) Use the rel=”canonical” Tag for Pages That Have Different Test URL Variations.

If you’re running tests that create multiple page variants on separate URLs, Google recommends adding a canonical tag to specify the original page that should be indexed.

This helps to avoid search engines choosing another duplicate test page to index instead of the original page.

The canonical tag is only a signal and not a directive, so make sure other elements like your internal linking and sitemap URLs consistently point to the original page as well to give search engines a clear picture of which page should be indexed as the primary version.

4) Be Careful When Using Noindexing or Blocking Test URLs.

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Webmasters / The Secrets And Techniques Of How Keyword Studies Works. by Allsingles: 1:16pm On May 09, 2020
One part of seo many have heard of is keyword research. In any case, whenever we use a seek engine, and the use of a keyword which can be referred as misnomer, most key phrases have multiple word in them.
Many search engine optimization campaigns start with key phrases understanding what the target market within your area of interest is searching for is a effective gain.

During this we're going to use excellent apparatus to investigate the real words humans kind in engines like google after which can come into your enterprise. Talking the language of your audience, and not technical jargon, is how you'll attain them or even attract extra users just as inside the offline world.
Once you've got a diffusion of key-word ideas, you could then use them for on-page seo, enhancing your content material, building beneficial pages and finding applicable websites for your vicinity of specialization.

Underneath are the secrets and techniques.

1) Provide your internet site a home for all subjects:
Let’s start with something practical think of all of the important subjects our website is set. Don’t try and provide you with each keyword version, however do institution your ideas in subject matter buckets every bucket masking a web page or intently associated set of pages.
In case you are running a blog, then you definately’ll have a bucket for each of the fundamental issues you cowl, along with cake recipes or restaurants in Birmingham. If you have a commercial enterprise web page, you’ll want a bucket for every products or services you provide.
Now enlarge these subjects right into a list of key phrases. Taking every subject matter in flip, think of all the different ways someone might look for them. What could you like our website online to rank for? Positioned your self within the footwear of your target market what phrases might they seek with to locate your content?
If not anything else, making sure you've got a appropriate home for your foremost topics way you are thinking about how visitors will discover your product, provider or content material.

2) See what keywords your web site is seen for:
Before finding clean key phrases, a smart manner to get thoughts is to look what you already rank for. Those are the subjects Google or Bing already suppose you are a applicable useful resource on this could either highlight that they haven’t determined you but, a few subjects you’ll be amazed via, or in which your website has already controlled to make progress.
Using 1/3-party equipment, which include SEMrush which can help you run some of loose reviews about your internet site, you could get a image of the key phrases your website is seen for. You won't be high enough to earn visitors with these rankings yet, but you need to begin someplace and the first-rate way to begin is with SEMrush.

3) See which keywords carry more traffic in your web page:
When you have set yourself up with Google search Console or Bing Webmaster gear, you could now get a few free keyword ideas.
Both gear show precisely the hunt terms they have got shown your website online for, and what number of people have clicked in your result.
For example, search Analytics records information the queries you've got appeared for, the common ranking function of your page and how many parents have chosen to click to your end result which leads them for your internet site.

4) Enlarge your key-word objectives with related searches:
A tremendous and unfastened way to get new ideas for keywords on your area of interest is via using the facts Google gives you for every seek. Once you do any search in Google, you may locate Searches related to it at the lowest. Can you operate any to improve your content?
Further, we are able to get masses of ideas the use of Google’s advocate functionality, it's the list of ideas Google indicates when you begin typing in the search bar on your laptop or telephone. These phrases appear as Google is often seeing them used.
Tools including SEMrush permit you to enter your seed key-word and discover many editions, all based totally on actual searches.
Even better, some of these gear let you do the same element for YouTube, Amazon, Wikipedia and extra to get other seek sorts which includes video or retail phrases and beat your competition palms down.

5) Check out your competitors keyword and discover their secrets:
Another quick, and treasured seo tactic is to peer what your competitors are rating for. Go to one of the gear used to test out our personal rankings, however put in a competitor area. You'll speedy see what phrases they're getting visitors from, and can take the exceptional for yourself!
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Romance / How Can My Life Be Like This, Is Better I Commit Suicide by Allsingles: 1:08pm On May 07, 2020
WHEN WILL I MARRY!
Every Saturday, someone is getting married, my friends are also getting married. I have prayed, fasted, read books, and attended seminars. I don’t look bad and I am as friendly as you can think of; but, what then is wrong with me?

One of the most difficult lessons we would ever learn is to wait upon the Lord. Sometimes there is no amount of preaching that can soothe the pain, the only thing we want is instant relief or immediate direction.

Psalm 27:14 says, “Wait for the Lord; be strong and let your heart take courage; yes! wait for the Lord.”

To wait for the Lord means to remain in your present circumstances or environment until He gives further instructions. Far from encouragement, this verse also calls for an active choice to be at rest, trusting in God and His timing.

You see, God has plans for you, but there are instances when He stops you in your tracks until you do a little “internal housecleaning.” Maybe it’s a sin you’ve been tolerating in your life or need to deal with bad attitudes or ungodly thought patterns. The Lord has places to take you and He knows what baggage needs to be left behind.

The delay could also have the purpose of training you for His calling or purpose.

Yes, David was anointed as a king when he was a young man, but he spent many years in the wilderness, fleeing from Saul. Through all the difficulty, God refined his character and sharpened his leadership skills. When the time was right, He brought him to the throne.

Perhaps, your attention needs to be refocused on Christ. It’s easy to become so absorbed in our own concerns that we forget about Him, but nothing grabs our attention like a difficult or confusing situation.

If God doesn’t rush to give a quick fix to our problems, then we, in our desperation, should start to make Him our main focus. However, there is a difference between seeking the Lord and seeking His intervention. If your thoughts are only on what you want Him to do for you, you have missed the mark.

To wait for the Lord means your focus is on Him, not simply on your desired outcome.

Sometimes He wants to teach us endurance or longsuffering. Like it or not, the ability to persist under difficult circumstances is an absolutely essential ingredient of the Christian life.

Scripture tells us that “tribulation brings about perseverance; and perseverance, proven character; and proven character, hope” (Rom. 5:3-4). Our hardships are designed, not to crush us but to refine us into the image of Christ.

When we abide under the pressure with complete reliance on the Lord for His strength and perspective, we come out of the process looking more like our Saviour.

Sometimes, it might be a spiritual warfare that needs to be broken! Above all, prayer remains the key no matter how broken we are.

Please press on, your time is nearer than yesterday. Keep holding on, He will come through for you, please be encouraged.

Delay is not a denial, but the preparation for a destiny that is needed to be fulfilled and... https://allsinglesandmarried..com
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Personalities On N1000 Note Wear Face-Masks As Artist Draws Note On The Wall by Allsingles: 11:05am On May 07, 2020
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Nairaland / General / These 8 Terrible Things Will Befall Nigerians After Covid-19 Pandemic Lockdown. by Allsingles: 12:16am On May 07, 2020
Have you thought on how the life of Nigerians will be at the end of this COVID-19 Pandemic?
What the life of the citizens of this country and her population will be like?
The negative effects of the CoronaVirus to the country's economy even though it was said to be in recession before the pandemic.

Is not going to be easy for everyone, especially the commoners and the unemployed. It will be very sad.

It will not be easy for Nigerians to return to their normal lifestyles. The nation's economy will struggle for months if not for years before it will fall back to normal state. Many schools will struggle to return to their
Standard of operation.
Many growing churches are already disorganized.
It will only take the grace of God to restore things back.

I would like to open you the sad life of Nigeria after this Coronavirus lockdown is Over. Below are 8 the unimaginable Things Nigerians Will behold when this Coronavirus lockdown is over:

1) So many will lose their job not minding the level of unemployment facing the nation:
According to National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), Nigeria unemployment increased from 16.6% in 2019 to 23.1% higher in 2020.
This is the statistics of unemployment in the country when there is no serious trouble in the economy except on the management.
The level of unemployment is going to drastically increase after the lockdown of this pandemic.
Jobs will be lost. Many workers will be sacked. The level of unemployment in the country will be unbelievable.

Is no more news to us that some companies especially financial institutions have started sacking some of their staffs even during this period of the lockdown. Have you ever sit down to think on what happens when the lockdown is finally over?
Have you ever given this a concern?

Even after the whole saga is over, they would try to stand again and how will they do that, by increasing the rate of productivity and price too.
More time would be dedicated to work. Workers would have to work for longer hours than before. Standard of goods will drop to something you never expected. Prices of goods and services would rise to what you never thought will be.

2) There will be Inflation of goods and services:
When this Coronavirus lockdown is over, there will be serious inflation of goods and services. Prices of goods would increase. Prices of services would increase too, more than it's already. Most organizations and industries and businesses will try to regain all they have lost by inflating prices of commodities. The qualities of goods will decrease while the quantities of products will increase just to meet up with what they have lost to CoronaVirus.
Imagine a paint of garri that costs #600 before the lockdown is now #1,200 and even 1,500 in some places, imagine what will happen after the CoronaVirus pandemic lockdown.
Price of transportation will increase, both within and outside the state. A place of #100 would increase to #300.

3) There will be excessive hunger.
“Nigeria was one of the countries that experienced the worst food crises in the world in 2018, according to a new joint
United Nations (UN) and European Union (EU) report published on Tuesday, April 2, 2019”.

The Hunger Virus you heard at the beginning of the lockdown will become reality than it's now.
It will no longer be a child play. As a result of the high rate of unemployment and companies sacking many of her staffs, the hunger Virus be real. Many will die of hunger. Starvation will become dominant. No food! No money and this will lead to increase in death rate than the CoronaVirus itself.

4) Crime rate and social vices will increase.
We all heard about the “1Million Boys that was terrorizing communities in Lagos State during the lockdown”.
It may be worst after the lockdown is over.
For example;
How do you expect someone that doesn't have a job or business or someone that lost his or Job to survive? Since there are no jobs, since those who have jobs are being retrenched, how will they survive, especially those that are the only bread winner of their families?.

Most of them would result into crimes. The rate of armed robbery, picking pocket and snatching of bags will increase. The rate of kidnapping will increase and burglary will increase. The rate of money rituals and internet fraudster will increase. We would all be running for our dear lives.
The rate of fake drugs for quick money will increase. This is going to happen after the lockdown.

5) Population of churches members and mosque will drop:
Believe me that due to the level of deaths and those who have lost faith due to the one month and one week none religious activities, the number of church members and mosque will drastically decrease, there would no zeal for religious activities in the life of many.
Payment of Tithes and offerings in the churches would drop as well.

6) Child Labor will increase.
Recall that on the 13th May 2019 the International Labor Organization reports that 43% of the children population in Nigeria is trapped in .... https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/05/these-8-terrible-things-will-befall.html?m=1
Romance / Re: Don't Marry Anyone In This Category Of Men Or Women. by Allsingles: 12:13am On May 07, 2020
ArcToyin:

Let me save this page. The points are top notch.

Thanks.
Romance / 19 Types Of Girls You Must Use A Condom On by Allsingles: 12:44pm On May 05, 2020
1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom

2. If she drinks beer ..... condom

3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom

4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!

5. if she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!

6. if she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!

7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom

8. if she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!

9. if she lives alone ..... condom please

10. If she works in a hair salon, bar..... condom

11. If she is a student at UNILAG or IMSU. Condom oooh

12. if she wears g-strings..... condom

13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs ...my brother condom

14. if she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom.

15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... guy, condom.

16. if she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh

17. if she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom!!!

18. if she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom

19. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.
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Romance / Re: Big Boobs Gang: Which Of These Busty Women Will You Date Or Have Sex With? by Allsingles: 11:15pm On May 04, 2020
Some women are physically challenged but they said they are endowed.
Nairaland / General / 24 Ways To Achieve Your Goals In Life And Be Great. by Allsingles: 11:11pm On May 04, 2020
1) Focus on yourself, don't be distracted by the negative things are talking about you.

2) Don't beg for help, make those around you to ask you for help. Strive to be a leader.

3) Talk less words, take more actions. Stop saying more than it's necessary.

4) When people disrespect you, confront them immediately but don't be harsh and Prove to the person that you have manners and as well have home training.

5) Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours. Don't be a glutton either in your home or not. Foods can kill, likewise the way it can save.

6) Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate it and also don't have the same mindset of greatness with you or in the same line of business with because you could be destabilized.

7) Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy. Go on vacation, events, happening places and tourism. Lock after your health and your fitness.

cool Stop entertaining gossip about other people. Those that gossip with you about others will gossip with others about you. Avoid that lifestyle.

9) Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you are what comes out from your mouth. Be mindful of your words.

10) Always strive for the best. Dress the way you should be addressed. Let your appearance speak positive about your personality.

11) Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals. There will be challenges but make sure you achieve your goals. Be a goal getter.

12) Respect your time. Be a good time manager. Work with time, deal with time. Time is expensive, respect it.

13) Don't stay in a relationship where you are not respected and valued. Walk away, so you would not be distracted from being focused in your life.

14) Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you. The more values you give yourself, the more others values you.

15) Be scarce sometimes. Being Always available will most times make you not to be appreciated and respected for who you are.

16) Be a giver more than a receiver. The more you give, the more you receive, the more you will be valued.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why I Beat My Husband And His Sister And Locked Them Outside. by Allsingles: 11:05pm On May 04, 2020
Kobicove:


I thought you said he beat you blue-black, where did you get the strength to push him and his sister out of the house? undecided

She used her last strength
Romance / Re: He Says He Loves Me, Yet Asked Other Girls Out (photos inside) by Allsingles: 12:37am On May 04, 2020
The fact is that the guy is a player
That's his lifestyle and now that your friend has seen it, it is left for her to know if she can cope with it and continue with the relationship, considering how far they have been together and how she would be emotionally drawn by the boyfriend character.
Romance / Reasons Why I Beat My Husband And His Sister And Locked Them Outside. by Allsingles: 12:28am On May 04, 2020
Most marriage is really suffering, sometimes is caused by the hands the man who can better refer to as the husband is wise enough to handle the challenges facing their marriage.

Giving your family too much chance to control your wife or have a final saying in your marriage can destroy your marriage.
As a man, your sister shouldn't come to your house to remote you, disrespect your wife, and put emotional distress in your marriage.

There should be a boundary, you can never marry your sister. There should be a limit on how your sister should express herself in your marriage.

If you are the husband of this woman, what will be your next action?

She took this to my Facebook group page to seek for advice.

"Please judge me if am wrong. My
husband younger sister is a rude
type. She can talk to anybody
Anyhow. It happens that she came
yesterday evening without notifying her brother. She came
around 8:30 pm.

And we have eaten
night food before she came. My
husband asks her what did she care
to eat because there is no more
soup at home and she said bread. My husband gives her money to go
and get the bread. She told my
husband to send me to buy the bread because
she is so tried to go out.

My husband came to the bedroom to send
me to buy the bread for her. With annoyances, I went to buy the bread. Ma/sir you
can't believe my sister in law said
the bread is not neat that I
should return it. I angrily put the
bread on the table and went back
to the bedroom. You can't imagine my husband came angrily to tell me to
return the bread which I refused to
go.

The next thing I had is dirty
slap on my precious face. I just
went to sitting room angrily to
return the hot slap on her sister's face, my husband beat the hell out of
me yesterday.

I pushed both my
husband and his sister outside and
I locked the door at the back.
They slept outside. Please mum
and dad please judge me if I did anything wrong. Because am
going to court tomorrow to end
the marriage.
Am tired of their
madness
...
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Romance / Re: Please This Newlyweds Need Your Advice. Thanks by Allsingles: 7:54pm On May 03, 2020
That pastor doesn't know anything.
The bride price has been paid and they have done their traditional marriage.

They are no more fornicating if that's what the pastor is trying to say.
No pastor can control me this way unless the woman is the pastor's daughter which is why she might follow her father's advice.

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Romance / Re: Curvaceous Lady Attached With Gigantic Boobs & ASS Goes Viral As She Flaunt Them by Allsingles: 7:48pm On May 03, 2020
I don't why I commented on this thread
Romance / Re: After Sleeping with me, See what my boyfriend is Saying about me (pics) by Allsingles: 7:44pm On May 03, 2020
You have not said what he said nah
Romance / Re: Do You Think My Boyfriend Genuinely Love Me by Allsingles: 7:38pm On May 03, 2020
Your choice of a spouse will greatly impact your success and growth in life. This will cut across every area of a man’s life and maybe the sole difference between failure and success.

Below are some key points that will guide you before you choose any man or woman.

1) Don't marry someone that can not bring out the best in you: Some think the way to motivate is to tear down. it's not good for a man to be alone, that’s the bible line that led to the creation of a woman. Maximizing each other's potentials is the most critical justification for marriage. You will get enough discouragement out there; you can't afford a woman whose words and action reduce your ability to do something great. Some men may actually be driven by the need to prove their p 2) Don't Marry Someone That Can Not Respect You: Respect is reciprocal. A Man is respected as the head in marriage, outside of this, we all need to be respected. This is not intended to be a master or servant or dictatorial kind of relationship or marriage. However, respect is needed for any marriage or relationship to be enjoyed. Two people driving a car at the same time with one steering wheel is a sure sign for disaster even if they are both great drivers. The welcome rise in woman empowerment has led to debates around gender equality and feminism. While I am a strong advocate of gender equality, taking the concept too far in a marriage creates needless tension between couples. I will suggest you stay away from a lady who is extreme in her views of equality

3) Don't Marry Someone Who Doesn't Think You Are Big Enough For Marriage: We all have met someone we admire for their accomplishments. While it's important that you continually strive to be the best of you, it's significant you have the support of a woman who identifies your strength and continually validates you. This singular action will drive the most complacent of a man. Your wife will sure meet other men with admirable accomplishments, do not stay with a...https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/04/dont-marry-anyone-in-this-category-of.html?m=1
Romance / 7 things that kills can easily destroy your marriage or relationship. by Allsingles: 7:21pm On May 03, 2020
So many relationships and marriage today has become a history despite the fact that they started in a great way.

Their love for each other when they started was heaven on earth and everyone around them was jealous of their union.
Suddenly, great two lover birds became enemies and don't want to see the face of each other anymore for any reason.

Some will go as far as concluding that someone among their friends bewitched them, meanwhile, the two people in that relationship were actually the ones responsible for the downfall of their happy union.

To enjoy a great marriage or relationship, there are some attributes you must not allow to be seen or rather not to be accepted in your marriage or relationship because they will send your happy union to grave you never dream about and nobody expects that to happen especially when you hope of spending the rest of your life with the person.

Below are the attributes, the killers of marriage and relationships you must not accept in your happy union.

1) Nagging. This simply means Causing persistent mild pain, or annoyance to someone around you for selfish reasons or In a bid to destroy the person's self-esteem. Resolving disagreement amicably Is far greater than nagging. There has never in any great marriage or relationship where there is any disagreement but it has always been resolved even without a third party been involved in it.
Persistent nagging will lead to abuse or domestic violence. Lovely call the attention of your partner and discuss your grievances with him or her. With this, a great agreement will be reached for the good of you guys.

2) Promiscuity. Cheating is simply caused by not being content with your partner. Not been contented by what you have, receiving, and enjoying with your partner and this is dangerous, for the health of any marriage or relationship.

Promiscuity is not only when you sleep with the opposite gender. The romantic chat you hard with the opposite gender which you later deleted in order for your partner not to see it, is equally cheating.

You bought gifts for your female or male colleague in the office and kept it as secrets from your partner, it's cheating.

Your hide in the bathroom or kitchen to answer calls because of your husband or your wife, it's also cheating.
All these and others related to it is nothing but promiscuity and the end results in your marriage or relationship is terrible.

3) Telling Lies. The Bible said that we should say the truth and be free. Lies don't have the future, it may only cover you for that moment and give it 24 hours, the truth will sprout out and you will be disgraced while your partner is greatly disappointed. Lies will destroy the trust your partner has in you and then gradually kill your happy union and that's a calamity.

4) Breaking promises. Don't make promises you can't keep. Don't accept to buy gifts you can't financially afford to buy. Don't promise to buy clothes or shoes when you fully know you can't buy them. Your first failed promise may be forgiven but if subsequently occurred, your Union will be a history of the past because nobody wants to be with a promise and failed partner.

4) Lack of Care toward each other will kill your happy union. This includes taken responsibility, paying attention to each other's needs, listening to each other, showing concern to each other's emotional, physical, financial, and spiritual challenges. You have to be caring for your partner. So many people think that only calling their lover on the phone to ask how was your night, what have you eating today, is all about caring. No, caring is beyond that. Swing into action, prove your...https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/05/marriage-and-relationship-killers-you.html?m=1
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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Gives Reason Why She Can’t Have S*x On A Plane by Allsingles: 8:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
The ones you did before, did you tell us?
Did you tell us, please today's weather is cold.
Romance / Re: A Nairalanders Fitness Challenge by Allsingles: 8:42pm On Apr 30, 2020
Is this 6 parks or 6 packs?
Romance / Don't Date Anyone In This Category Of Men Or Women. by Allsingles: 8:34pm On Apr 30, 2020
Girls or boys under the age of 18 to 20 years are not mentally matured.

They don't have anything bothering them, they are only after slaying in the social media, watching Telemundo, African magic, and world. Some of these boys draw down their trouser to the tip of their buttocks displaying their boxer in the streets.

They are experts in playboys and playgirls, stocked in their ex, typically mama's or daddy's baby, they go to every nightclub, they have no idea for their future, doesn't think about career always concerned about the money you will give them as a tip for makeup, leggings and latest earpiece.

They don't know what they want in their relationship and still will end up hurting you the most in the relationship.

They don't give attention and commitment to the relationship, just thinking about what she will benefit, the shawarma in the street, the latest gadgets in the computer village, the best designer clothes and shoes trending in jumia.

They hardly contribute to your future, even when you bring up the idea, she will be confused about how and where she will start to contributes to it.

The category of people that are mentally matured for relationship or marriage if you want to enjoy your union start from 25 and above.

Their life thinking and faculty of thoughts have improved, except in a situation where the person is dumb and doesn't care about it.

The fact is that women in 30 years and above think better and matured than those below 30 years. This category has had mental life experience which came from different life challenges.
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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Allsingles: 11:06pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

The joystick you saw is natural and normal too.
You will still enjoy it like the straight one.
It is not painful either.
It will fully give you the pleasure you want from sex.
The fact is that it will be straight when inside your Hot pot.

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Family / Re: Wife Confronted Husband Side Chick by Allsingles: 11:00pm On Apr 29, 2020
dominique:
Some people finished reading this load of bullshit? undecided

Even a Bollywood movie storyline is not as stupid and unrealistic as this

I guess you are a script writer? cheesy
Family / Re: Wife Confronted Husband Side Chick by Allsingles: 10:58pm On Apr 29, 2020
Biglittlelois:
What a load of crap, so basically, all cheating husbands do it because it is the fault of their wives? Are they so dumb that they can't communicate their grievances to make things better? Does this crap also apply to cheating wives?

Maybe
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Goes Live On Facebook, Slams Kemi Olunloyo And Buhari by Allsingles: 10:50pm On Apr 29, 2020
We are all aware that Kemi olunloyo was paid to announce Nnamdi Kanu's fake death news.
Family / Re: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by Allsingles: 2:09pm On Apr 29, 2020
Lordsonn:
Greetings to you all. I want to go straight to the point. I opened this account because of my marital problems.

From the day I met my wife, she was after marriage. In less than two weeks of meeting her, she started pressurizing me to meet her family members which I succumbed to.

These are what she told me at the beginning of the relationship:

1) She had HND from Kaduna Polytechnics
2) She has a Diploma in Computer Science
3) She is a professional cake baker
4) She was three months pregnant
5) That she was 27 years

My discoveries after marriage:

1) She doesn’t have any HND, in fact, WAEC result
2) She cannot even connect the laptop to printer and print. She doesn’t know much about computers at all.
3) She doesn’t know how to bake a cake. I discovered that the cake I asked her to bake for me, she gave the contract to her friend.
4) She was never pregnant. She had fibroid and that made her tummy big
5) She was 33 years.

NOTE: the reasons why I believed all she told me at the beginning was because she was a prophetess in her church. She speaks in tongues and prophesies many times and most of the prophecies came to pass.

I was even surprised that in less than two weeks of our relationship, she made move for sex and we started having sex. I did not even think of pre-marital sex because I thought she was a holy woman.

The problems after marriage: several people began to beg me to forgive her and continue with the marriage. I find it difficult but she was still living in my house. I was just being forced by her family and her family members persuaded some of my family members to beg me too. I tried to love her but hatred for her was just building in my heart.

The fibroid surgery was successfully done and she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. I thought the coming of the child may make me forgive her but I could not recover from her betrayal. I even hate her more.

She wrote WAEC last session and got nine credits but the memory of her betrayal is giving me a lot of psychological trauma. I love an educated woman and cannot see myself glued to an illiterate woman in the name of marriage.

Major problems that made me sent her out:

1) She refused to go to my church. She always wants to go to her church and even wants me to join her there which I refused.
2) She doesn’t like education at all. She hates going to school and will never carry a book to read.
3) Anytime I have a disagreement with her, she will call her elder brother. And they will come and talk to me, sometimes in a very condescending manner
4) She is not submissive, very arrogant, and talks with anger, authoritatively.
5) She is a societal woman, she loves joining several associations of women and be going to meetings every Sunday which I don't like.
6) She value clothes more than a human being. She can use any money from the family purse to buy Holland is, lase, George, etc just to dress to her church for show off. I am an introvert but she is extremely extroverted.

I sent her out of my house three weeks ago. She is trying to come back in the disguise that she doesn’t want her child to be only one, that it will make the child suffer in the future but I told her I cannot allow her to my house again. I love my little child and I cannot live with such a woman who is full of lies and pretense. I just have hatred for such kind of people.

What do you think I should do?



Forgiveness is very important here.
She is doing all this because of the type of family members she has which is very bad.
Again she is not born again because the signs of the Holy Spirit living in her are not mentioned in your writing even though she can prophesy which God can use anyone else to do.
If she sincerely apologizes for her wrongs, you should forgive her and give her another chance but if she doesn't want to apologize by claiming she never did anything wrong, then move on with your life.

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Family / Wife Confronted Husband Side Chick by Allsingles: 1:43pm On Apr 29, 2020
A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.
Madam: Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.
Angela: Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me to open a saloon.
Madam: Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?
Angela: (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.
Madam: Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.
_Alert whole game!_
Angela: (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.
Madam: Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.
Angela: Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.
Madam: Yes, go on...
Angela: (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have a romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.
Madam: (surprised.) Did he tell you that?
Angela: Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on the bed so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.
Madam: (anxious.) Ok, go on.
Angela: Madam, once it is 6 pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?
Madam: Yes, I am with you.
Angela: On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.
Madam: Hmnn... Go on.
Angela: Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pants and a transparent nightgown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite color pant. He likes white and pink.
Madam: (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_
Angela: Don't be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?
Madam: No, no, please go on.
Angela: Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophecy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way. Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such a moment in gossiping about others with him or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he needs is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.
Madam: (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi Temi bami!_ So he told you this too?
Angela: Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don't ask him for intimacy as you always do according to him.
Madam: (flabbergasted.) This is serious!
Angela: Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on the bed, ensure you remove your pant and sleep close to him with your nightgown.

Also, ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.
You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the Idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won't be there to take the first step.
Madam: (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?
Angela: I am 23 years old Ma.
Madam: I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.
After a few days, the husband credited Angela N250k, and in return, he got this text message; _"Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won't forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife's face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don't need the money."_
The man replied; _"Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life."_

Facts
Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all that you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.
My advice to our married women is that it is better to approach your hubby's side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren't doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man's heart.
When I say side chick, I am not referring to those nightstand girls that he pays after sex. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm. That's part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but an only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.
May God give us wisdom and intelligence.
Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.

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Romance / Do You Masturbate Or Not? You Have To See These. by Allsingles: 6:18am On Apr 29, 2020
Please don't sleep or go to bed without reading this special message, trust me you will be helped and your life will change for better.
THE GREATEST DEMON ON EARTH.
IF YOU MASTURBATE, YOU WILL BE POOR
FOREVER UNLESS YOU ARE DELIVERED.
So take your time to read this. Refuse to end this MONTH the same thing. Believe me, you will never regret reading this, this will answer almost 78% of your questions?
Please whether you are a man or a woman,
stop what you are doing and read this now.
Each time you masturbate, you donate
sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in dreams,
each time you release, you in-pregnant a
demon and as a woman, each time you are
masturbating, you are having sex with a
demon and sometimes get pregnant by a
demon.
Have you ever wondered how you see
yourself with children or breastfeeding a
baby in dreams when physically you have
no? Those who are married its had to have affection for their partner.
That's the demon or demons you gave birth
to. One Sunday during the One on One section,
a very intelligent man came to me to
complain that he had an accident in 2014
and lost his car, he nearly lost his life but
God saved him.
From 2014 he had been applying to get
money from the government an "accident
grant" but the money was not given to him.
Each time he goes to claim his money he
would be told to come today, come
tomorrow and this money is over a million
Rand.
As I was praying for him, God revealed to
me that he had donated all his fortune to
the demons, he masturbates 4 to 5 times a
day.
When I asked him he agreed and asked me
to deliver him, I prayed for him and told him
that tonight, you will have a dream, a
a woman will come to make love to you, catch
her and pull out a ring from her, that will be
the end of your problems.
3days later he had a dream, his former
a classmate came to make love to him, he
caught her, pulled out a ring from her finger
and woke up immediately.
And began to thank God, around 13:40 hrs the money which was held for a long time was released.
That is the God I know, the God of War, The God of miracles.
Many of you would have been so rich now
but because of masturbation, your wealth,
good luck, and happiness have been
donated to demons. You would have been married by now but your feelings are gone because of masturbation.
Listen to me, the enemy has come up with intimacy gadgets, sex objects, to aid masturbation, to steal kill, and destroy humanity completely. Do you know that intimacy gadgets are an industry of the devil?
From today I want to help you understand that Masturbation is a spirit – a demon. This spirit of darkness does not come alone, it is accompanied by a spirit of lust. Spirit of lust includes lust of eyes, the lust of the flesh, etc.
It is one of the spirits that take people to which pornography and all sorts of sexual immorality.
(Pornography is a fuel of masturbation).
It's never too late:
Distance is not a barrier, I pray for anyone
that will Type Amen and share this post, the demon that is eating your fortune will divorce you forever in the mighty name of Jesus.
I return your fortunes in Jesus' name.
Give no room for the devil to manipulate your life.
2000 people, immediately you Type: Out of my body 3 Times and Share This Post 2 Times, by the power in the blood of Jesus, you demon of MASTURBATION come out . 2 days from now you will have a dream that demon which makes you masturbate shall come out your body.
And all your crossed doors shall open to favor you.
I say out
Out
Out
Ouuuuuuut.
Now congratulations, because all that the devil stole from you is bring back.

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Romance / Re: She Got Pregnant For Someone,and Still Want Me To Be Faithfull by Allsingles: 6:15am On Apr 29, 2020
JOBgame:
just because i refuse to have sex with her till we married

That's very bad If her.
So if you guys are married and you eventually travels then she will have sex with another man nah

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