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Romance / Re: Why Are You People So Spoilt Down South/east. by Allsingles: 9:54pm On Apr 06, 2020
5G network is disturbing your brain.

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Phones / Re: MTN Already Tested 5G In Nigeria (Screenshot) by Allsingles: 9:52pm On Apr 06, 2020
Redoil:
do we have a government in Nigeria please l need an answer

Not even representatives
Nairaland / General / Secret Purpose Of The 5G Network Frequency by Allsingles: 9:48pm On Apr 06, 2020
So the question is, where is this going and why are they doing this? We now know the technical reasons behind the 5G. They need it for a robust, scalable, fast and capable internet that can handle the processing of information about all of your movement, journeys, banking transactions, identification, CCTV camera monitoring of activities around the world, etc. They need visibility on what everyone is doing. But the primary reason is beyond that. What they are doing which is Luciferic and satanic is that they are implementing 3 new strategies which are:
1) Vaccines
2) RFID chips
3) Global Digital Currency.

1) VACCINES.
The vaccines contain toxins. One thing about vaccines is that they give your body some part of the virus. Also in that vaccine also contains chemicals that light you up effectively to respond even more powerfully to the radioactive signals. So it's a bit like chemotherapy or radiotherapy. What they inject in your system enables the cells of your body to be destroyed. The Coronavirus vaccine will consist of a substance that will enable the frequency of 5G to be more effective in causing
more deaths. What you are witnessing around the world now is that they are buying time to build capacity for the hospitals, warehouse and all the places they are going to convert into huge morgues to house the millions of people that are about to die.

But God has a plan. So you don't need to worry. God has not given us the spirit of fear but of power, love and of a sound mind. No weapon formed against us shall prosper. So please know that this is a weapon that is being formed, but it shall not prosper against God's people. I will tell you why. You may not be aware that humans are electromagnetic beings. I know that sounds a bit weird. But we have electric circuits; our nervous system is really a complex network of wiring that our masterful Creator created us to have. So brain signals, nerve signals, information that travels down the body that tells you to move, sneeze, fight disease, etc are created by electrical circuitry that his in our body. The electrical circuitry then creates chemistry or chemicals, different types of chemicals, that we react to when we eat and do different things.

Human beings are predominantly made up of water and it is the physical mass of the body that houses everything. But ultimately, we are an electric circuit. We react to frequency, respond to vibrations and electromagnetic energy such as gamma rays, infrared rays, etc, which are visible. Other visible rays are ultraviolet rays and visible light. So that's one part. The other part is charged particles like electrons, protons, etc. I won't go into that now. But roundabout our universe, we are given a capacity by God to cope with these natural forces of energy running around the system. What is the relevance of this?

These frequencies affect our sense of well-being. How can we combat, because all of these emit frequencies; our heart, mind, etc all emit frequencies. So what we Christians refer to as anointing, the fire of God, might, power, spirit, etc can all be scientifically proven by the electrification of our beings that the regenerative atmosphere affects us. Whenever we gather for worship and prayers, there is a level of spiritual energy which we call the Holy Ghost which is physical energy than can be felt. I won't dwell much on this for now.

However, the game plan is to create a new order. Unfortunately, we are now in the era of the New World Order which has commenced. This is why for the past 5 years I was pushing my economic model with presidents in Africa to give them an alternative digital currency and economic model that can sustain them; independent of the World Bank and the New World Order controlled by the 1% of the 1% global elites. Now, what are they doing? Already in the news today, there is the announcement of the Coronavirus vaccines that will soon be made available. Like I said earlier, there will be three developments, the first is the vaccines, which will have a catastrophic impact on our physical being when exposed to the radioactive radiation. Now the second is the Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) Chip.

2) RFID CHIP (MARK OF THE BEAST)
The Coronavirus vaccines will come with a tracking device called a Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) Chip. It is a microchip that will be inserted in the body at the same time with the vaccines. They are not even being subtle about but are making it plain as Bill Gates is proposing. This chip will give them the opportunity to track and know what has taken the vaccines and who has not. So they know who is "safe" and who is not, who can be given a license to travel and to do things on the basis that they are no longer a threat to humanity. Based on this spurious ostensible notion of the Coronavirus, which is a complete fallacy and doesn't exist in the context of what is actually killing people. They are using it as a means to justify where they are going. However, this chip is also a fulfillment of a Bible prophecy. According to the Book of Revelations 13:16-18, this chip is the Mark of the Beast which shall be implanted on the right hand or forehead. So that those who refuse to accept it shall not be permitted to travel, work or engage in any economic activity (buying and selling).

To further prove this, the Bible says that the Mark, name, and number of the Beast which is 666, is the number of a man. The person after whom this virus is named after is known as Saint Corona, who is considered by the Roman Catholic Church as the patron saint of plagues. Now if you calculate the numerical value of his name, according to the order of the English alphabet, you will arrive at 666:

C=3, O=15, R=18, O=15, N=14, A=1 =66
Then the name Corona has 6 letters. Add it to the 66 above and you will arrive at 666, confirming what the Bible said.

This is why everyone must reject the Coronavirus vaccines and the RFID Chip which is the Mark of the Beast. According to the Book of Revelations 14:9-11, anyone who receives the Mark of the Beast is doomed forever, as they will not enter the Kingdom of God.

3) GLOBAL DIGITAL CURRENCY.
The introduction of a global digital currency is their third agenda. It will start with the USA and then spread to the rest of the world. This is why I developed my own Blogg Chain Platform which is my own digital currency. This will help Africa create it's own independent and strong digital currency that can compete for the digital currency of the Antichrist New World Order in the financial market. This is what we have been doing behind the scenes in the past for the Kingdom of God.

Nevertheless, this has hailed a new era of the Mark of the Beast. It is real, it is here with us now! They are expediting action rapidly on it because they realize that there is a level of esoteric enlightenment going through the earth. There is also a level of technology that can Fastrack other people's agenda which may be contrary to theirs. And they would want to shut it down before they come up. So what they are doing systematically, systemically and simultaneously is that with the lockdown, they are now shutting down the global economy because they want to introduce 2 things:

i) Monopoly/Oligopoly
By creating monopolies in the global market they will select 4 or 5 key multinational companies; Amazon will be the first, then Google is obviously one, there will be others too. These companies will manage the supply chain of everything that we purchase. So every transaction is going to be streamlined, from food to electronics, to flow of money, etc. And only those that have the RFID Chip (Mark of the Beast) can be allowed to use this system. The rest may be allowed to starve to death, killed or imprisoned for refusing to accept the Coronavirus vaccines and the RFID Chip implant.

ii) Creation of Unemployment
The second thing they are doing within the system is that they have shut down the global economy. By so doing they want to make as many people as possible unemployed so they can be forced to accept the new system in order to regain employment. So please do not believe these measures they are talking about payments to help the unemployed. It's not going to happen. Right now the world is heading to the largest global recession in history, just as prophesied on the Book of Revelations 6:8. All these will happen because they are changing the game.

So what they are bringing in now is a new system. The new blog chain global digital currency which no one will have access to unless they prove they are no longer a harm to humanity by accepting the Coronavirus vaccines, which will be mandatory because they will force people to have it. Also, they will insist that one has to take the RFID Chip (Mark of the Beast) which is a part of the same simultaneous process.

Another reason why they are shutting down the global economy is that they want to take back control of the economy from entrepreneurs and businessmen, etc. They want to completely disrupt the fabric of society viz a viz education, employment, religion, politics, etc. Everything will be completely different in a matter of months, not even years. So this is their strategy to ultimately control in terms of visibility such as Wifi, internet and all that gives them access to the internet of things and the control of money. If you control money, you control power. And it is their agenda to also control the world population.

BILL GATES THE ANTICHRIST?
Bill Gates has resigned from his position as Chairman of Microsoft and Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. He is now vigorously pushing the Coronavirus vaccine agenda. He has developed technology in that direction. He is also responsible for a lot of what is going on presently. So please for those who held him as an innovator, know that he is innovating for the demise of humanity. Vaccines have always been a danger to humanity because they contain pathogens harmful to the human body.

Please take note that the Book of Revelations 13:16-18 identifies the Antichrist as the man that will spearhead the implanting of the Mark of the Beast (RFID Chip) on human beings. Bill Gates is the chief proponent of implanting the chip on human beings, so is Bill Gates the long-awaited Antichrist?

WAY OUT.
What does the Body of Christ need to do now? What do we do? First, we must repent from our evil ways and change our worldly gods like money (mammon) back to the living God. This is the time for the Kingdom remnant, who have been prepared for this time, to come together. We need to unite as Christians.

This is the time the people who were not fed into the church normal restrictions, who have got all these assignments and mandate beyond the church, will be repositioned. This the defining moment for the Kingdom of God to rectify the things that are going wrong in the Body of Christ. Very soon you will see a collaboration around the world as people will come together to combine their resources and collaborate to make a positive change; by creating alternative platforms/systems. I have been working on this for 5 years and there are a number of people around the world who are doing the same.

Secondly, you will see a change in the entire world's religious system. One of the reasons why there has been a ubiquitous shut down of worship, prayer, and congregation of religious organizations is because they are making way spiritually for the Antichrist. When we pray and worship corporately, we create a frequency, a vibration, a move of God that disrupts their satanic agenda. So they have shut down worship and prayer gatherings to pave way for the Antichrist to come to the fore. Otherwise, he would have been restricted by the universal concert of prayers and worship of God's people. This is what the Bible is saying in 2 Thessalonians 2: 6-8 that as soon as the corporate prayers and worship of the Body of Christ are removed, the Man of Sin (Antichrist) shall be revealed. And this scripture is being fulfilled now.

So what is happening now is deliberate. It is not because of the Coronavirus contagion that we can't congregate, but because they have to systematically dismantle for the first time in human history the corporate gathering of the religious people to pray and worship. This is because their prayers and worship change the spiritual atmosphere so they can't have the power to achieve their aim if that continues. I wouldn't doubt if there are sacrifices going on behind the scenes as well to empower them for this move. However, it is clear that all the people dying now from the 5G induced Coronavirus pandemic are also being sacrificed for this purpose. They are moving very fast and within a matter of weeks, we are going to be shocked by the revelation and implementation of these things.

The vaccines will come in a matter of months if not days. The new global digital currency will follow suit. The whole new economic system, which I have created one that I am going to implement as a strategy to counter what they have, will also emerge. I have been prophesying this for 15 years that the Kingdom of God needs its own economic system. We have been working on the blueprint of God to advance His Kingdom, to save souls and to preserve posterity.

In conclusion, the best thing we can do now is to raise our own frequency by living a clean life in righteousness and removing anything from our bodies that affect the flow of God's Spirit upon our lives. The only counter we have is prayer and.... https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/04/the-danger-of-5g-network-and-its-link.html?m=1
Romance / 6 Things Every Guy Should Know About Boobs by Allsingles: 2:24pm On Apr 06, 2020
We all love tits, right? Who wouldn’t? They come in different sizes and just sit in front of a woman’s chest invitingly. But then, how much do you really know about these bouncy Darlins called breasts? See 6 things every guy should know about a lady’s boobs.

1. They Are Not The Same Size: One breast is always bigger than the other one. For most ladies, you might not notice this easily, but upon ‘closer inspection’ you will see the two babies are not of the same size.

2. They Can Change Sizes: Depending on the time of her menstrual cycle, a lady’s breast can get fuller and more sensitive. This is common either during or just before her period.

3. They Can Grow Hair: Some ladies have noticed a hair strand or two growing close to their n! pples. So do not feel she is weird if you notice that.

4. They Have A Mind Of Their Own: A lady’s n!apples can suddenly get hard for no reason, whether she is turned on or not. It can also respond to touch or sucking by getting really pointy. But do not go making decisions on how they look because she has no control over them.

5. We Love Touching Them And Want You To Massage, handle, suck the n! apples or play with them all you want. Most ladies love to have their boobs get some attention during pre-intimacy. They even touch it themselves most times. Just keep it mild and do not go biting without permission.

6. It Is Not A Turn On Switch: Do not just think because your hands are on the boobs she is automatically turned on. Boobs are not a turn on the switch.
Nairaland / General / How To Look Healthy And Fitted When Working From Home. by Allsingles: 9:58pm On Apr 05, 2020
Working from home might seem like an amazing opportunity to relax and take it easy with all your tasks. You can wake up later, you don't need to commute to work, and you can avoid speaking to anyone you don't want to speak with.
But while all that might sound amazing, it can actually end up being too much of a good thing for you.

Going outdoors is actually rather crucial for vitamin D and fresh air. Speaking to people is good for our mental health. And not commuting might well mean only getting 1,000 steps a day. This can all cause serious damage to your health!
So what can you do? Here are some tips that will make a big difference and add value to your fitness.

SPEND TIME OUTDOORS.
One way or another, you NEED to spend time outdoors. A powerful tip is to go outdoors in the morning by exercising, as this will also help you to adjust your body clock to ensure adequate sleep.

At the same time, going for long walks can also be helpful to your fitness. Try wearing a fitness tracker which will count your steps and that way tells you if you need to get more exercise - the results can be surprising once you...https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/04/how-to-look-healthy-and-fitted-when.html?m=1
Romance / If You Really Love Your Partner, Don't Do These 4 Things In Your Marriage Or Rel by Allsingles: 5:54am On Apr 05, 2020
We all want to have that very special relationship where we feel like we are in paradise. We all want our man/woman to be the best if not perfect. But relationship isn't cupcake. That is, it isn't that cheap and easy.

Here are the list of things you shouldn't do to that special one you truly care about:

1) STOP PUTTING IN EFFORT:
Everyone has experience this. But try not to make it affect your relationship. This mostly come as a result of being too familiar to someone.

When you are so close to someone and you feel totally comfortable around such person, you tend to neglect saying things nice to the person, not taking serious or forgetting birthdays, anniversaries, dating plans, special occasions or moments, etc. Believe me, your relationship is 70 percent sure to be ruined by this act.

2) SNOOPING AROUND:
We all do it. We peak at their phone when it’s left open, we go through a mysterious drawer when they leave the....https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/04/if-you-really-love-your-partner-dont-do.html?m=1
Religion / What Is Palm Sunday And How Does It Affect Your Christian Faith?. by Allsingles: 10:56pm On Apr 04, 2020
Palm Sunday is the day we celebrate the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem, one week before His resurrection (Matthew 21:1–11). As Jesus entered the holy city, He neared the culmination of a long journey toward Golgotha. He had come to save the lost (Luke 19:10), and now was the time—this was the place—to secure that salvation. Palm Sunday marked the start of what is often called “Passion Week,” the final seven days of Jesus’ earthly ministry. Palm Sunday was the “beginning of the end” of Jesus’ work on earth.

Palm Sunday began with Jesus and His disciples traveling over the Mount of Olives. The Lord sent two disciples ahead into the village of Bethphage to find an animal to ride. They found the unbroken colt of a donkey, just as Jesus had said they would (Luke 19:29–30). When they untied the colt, the owners began to question them. The disciples responded with the answer Jesus had provided: “The Lord needs it” (Luke 19:31–34). Amazingly, the owners were satisfied with that answer and let the disciples go. “They brought [the donkey] to Jesus, threw their cloaks on the colt and put Jesus on it” (Luke 19:35).

As Jesus ascended toward Jerusalem, a large multitude gathered around Him. This crowd understood that Jesus was the Messiah; what they did not understand was that it wasn’t time to set up the kingdom yet—although Jesus had tried to tell them so (Luke 19:11–12). The crowd’s actions along the road give rise to the name “Palm Sunday”: “A very large crowd spread their cloaks on the road, while others cut branches from the trees and spread them on the road” (Matthew 21:cool. In strewing their cloaks on the road, the people were giving Jesus the royal treatment—King Jehu was given similar honor at his coronation (2 Kings 9:13). John records the detail that the branches they cut were from palm trees (John 12:13).

On that first Palm Sunday, the people also honored Jesus verbally: “The crowds that went ahead of him and those that followed shouted, ‘Hosanna to the Son of David!’ / ‘Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!’ / ‘Hosanna in the highest heaven!’” (Matthew 21:9). In their praise of Jesus, the Jewish crowds were quoting Psalm 118:25–26, an acknowledged prophecy of the Christ. The allusion to a Messianic psalm drew resentment from the religious leaders present: “Some of the Pharisees in the crowd said to Jesus, ‘Teacher, rebuke your disciples!’” (Luke 19:39). However, Jesus saw no need to rebuke those who told the ... https://alldevots..com/2020/04/palm-sunday-and-how-does-it-affect.html?m=1
Romance / Re: Allow Boys To Chop You Small Or Your 'toto' Will Waste If You Die – Girl Advises by Allsingles: 9:32pm On Apr 04, 2020
I don't know what to say.
Family / Re: We Have Not Been Able To Have Sex Yet After 7 Months Of Marriage by Allsingles: 6:14pm On Apr 04, 2020
Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. cheesy ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land grin . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.
Thanks..
Sorry for your challenge regarding your inability to have sex with your wife.
The major thing you both carelessly did not take into consideration is romance.
Now that you have recognized the exact place you should insert your penxx the next thing that follows is hot romance.

With romance, I mean extreme pre-intimacy her vagina will be wet enough for sex.
Her vagina will invite you for penetration and you guys will enjoy each other's body.

Lubricant can never do what vagina fluid can do.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / The 7 Things Every Man Desperately Want From His Woman. by Allsingles: 6:06pm On Apr 04, 2020
A relationship needs to be fulfilling for all the parties involved; otherwise, it starts to get sour after a point.

The tricky part of this is something we all know – men do not talk about their feelings a lot, which often means that we do not really know what they want.

If you are confused about what your boyfriend really wants from your relationship, keep reading to find out about the 7 things that he wants but will never tell you to your face:

1) HE REALLY WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY.
He might not be very vocal about how much he wants this, but be assured that he wants you to be happy pretty badly. Chances are that, when you are unhappy, he is wracking his brains to understand why and trying to make things better for you so that you can be happy again. For him, his world stops when you stop smiling. So when you are unhappy and see him freaking out, do him a favor and tell him what is bothering you.

2) HE WANTS YOU TO FIND INTEREST IN HIS INTERESTS.
There is nothing that makes a guy happier than his girl getting excited about the things that he gets excited about. Say, he likes sports but you do not, (pardon the stereotyping, but it’s the easiest example). If you keep up with the news and sit with him to watch sports, you will make him a very happy man! He will find a connection and level of comfort with you which will make him spend a lot of time with you.

3) HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
Look, he probably loves making the first move and why should he not? But sometimes, it really rocks their world when you are the one leading him in bed. It is how you let him know that you want him in every possible way. He is going to feel loved and needed when you push his buttons when, suppose he has had a bad day and you want to make it better. He might not show it, but he also has insecurities and, when you show him how much you want him, he is going to feel a lot better about himself.

4) HE WANTS VALIDATION
It might be hard to believe, thanks to our culture, but men need to be told how amazing they are as well, especially by the person that they are with. It is not that hard, either. All you have to do is, take a moment and compliment him on how great his fashion sense is or how hot he looks with his new hairstyle! When he smiles and takes your compliment, you are going to feel pretty great too. A relationship is greatly improved upon when the .... https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2020/04/the-7-things-every-man-desperately-want.html?m=1
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi 2023 Youth Project's Relief Material (Photo) by Allsingles: 5:27pm On Apr 04, 2020
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Romance / Can Any Guy Do This For His Girlfriend? by Allsingles: 5:22pm On Apr 04, 2020
When your girl visits you. Buy her something so small and sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack) while sitting with her and talking, give her that package you bought. Tell her let's take some pictures, make Video and watch Some Movies. Post the pictures immediately on your Facebook and Whatsapp and write 'special one in my life' Then look at her deep in her eyes, tell her you love her.
Later on play some Music�, sing for her so terrible make her laugh. Hold her hands and Dance for her.
Make her feel free to be around you.
Then play Ludo or WHOT with her. What ever you'll be playing, Let her win. When she's winning Hold her and ask her who is the boss?
I know she'll say you are the one. Then kiss her on the forehead. When she's about to leave, behave as if you want to cry (lolz)
Let her have your Phone if she wants. Let her do anything with your phone or even take it home and return it the next day if she likes.
When you accompany her talk with a sad voice "Babe I'll miss you"(make it sound romantic) Kiss her forehead more than twice. Hug her for one minute. It won't be easy for her to cheat on you. Bro, you can be very romantic without spending alot of money
Brother if your lady visits, it doesn't have to be all about sex. Girls also need to spend some time with you. If you love her, then don't turn her to ordinary sex object. If you always want to have sex with her anytime she comes around you, you are indirectly call her a prostitute.

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Romance / Re: Do Not Use Sex As Revenge When She Makes Mistake by Allsingles: 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2020
I will not collect back my gifts.
The gifts will hunt her most for cheating on the man that love her dearly.
I will make her regret cheating on me.
Cheating is one thing a woman will do you that you will not forget in a hurry.
Celebrities / Re: Why Are Your Boobs Getting Bigger ? Fans Ask Actor's Ex Wife (photos) by Allsingles: 10:38pm On Apr 03, 2020
delectablegyal:
y'all sexually harass men with your nude pictures. some men can dance soapy to this picture and also to the picture on my dp. why do men crave sex so much? can I get an answer?

Sex is in the Blood of women which were later transferred to men
Romance / How To Make A Man Admire You, Fall In Love With You And Marry You by Allsingles: 10:27pm On Apr 03, 2020
For our singles Ladies here,

If you don’t want to grow white hairs before you get married, here are the things you need to do to attract your man and get married on time:

1. SMILE: Men love smiling women. No, not the one that begins and ends with the mouth, the one that starts from the eyes. Genuine, loving smile attracts people, creates friendship and unlock doors! Learn to smile at people baby, women who lack men’s attention rarely smile. They are always cold and look as if they are carrying the problem of the whole world on their head! Some of these ladies even frown a lot! Look, everybody has a problem, no man wants to add another person’s problem to his own. Be a genuinely happy person and show it by smiling at people. Men will find you irresistible and seek to know you more.

But not smiling like a mad person.

2. BE HUMBLE: Humble women don’t lack suitors! One way to stay single for a long long time is to be proud and cocky! Proud women are a big turn off! If you always roll your eyes at people, segregate yourself from the company of common people, talk down on anybody and you are practically rude because of your class, money, car, social status, job, etc, you will stay single forever! Be humble! Learn to accommodate all class for people. Learn to serve others. Learn to use “sir” when talking to men. Some men may tell you it doesn’t matter but secretly, they love it. Men love it when women address them with respect. Learn to be respectful and submissive to authorities.

3. BE CONFIDENT: Confident women are attractive any day any time. Knowing who you are, pursuing your dreams, vision, passion and goals makes you a confident person worth investing in. When you know your reason for being here on earth is far more than getting married, punch out few kids and stay locked in the kitchen forever, you approach life with a positive mind set, you are energetic and confident in who you are, you have a good, sound self esteem and men are irresistibly drawn to you.

4. BE FRIENDLY: Ladies who keep to themselves hoping some Prince Charming will find them are not ready for marriage. Be friendly! Being friendly is different from being desperate and cheap. Go out. Attend positive programmes, conferences, seminars, workshops, symposiums and serve in your local church. Enjoy meeting people and getting to know them purely for friendship not for marriage. A man can smell it a million mikes away if you are desperate and chasing him. Just be yourself. If you are just being friendly and he thinks you are cheap, that’s his headache! Don’t let that stop you from being friendly to people. Smile a lot, meet people and be a happy person to have around.

5. BE GENEROUS: Stingy women who can’t part with anything don’t know what marriage is about. Be generous to people. Be generous with what you have. Be generous with your smile, your love, your talent, your service, your money, your prayers, whatever you’ve got that can bless lives. Generous women are men attractors, they never lack admirers.

6. BE FORGIVING: Forgive all your EX, forgive the guy who abused you or rape you, forgive all who disappointed you in the past. Practice advance forgiveness, forgive people before they hurt you, more people will offend you. If you find it difficult forgiving people, you will grow bitter and people will move away from you especially men. Release the man who promised you marriage but disappointed you and married someone else. Actually, you were not meant to be. If you had married him, you may have been divorced or dead! Thank God for it and move on. If you don’t release that man you may never find any man to marry! Men will unconsciously move away from you and you will be singe and miserable for the rest of your life!

7. BE INTELLIGENT: Men like intelligent women. Know when, how and where to talk. Don’t be a dummy upstairs. Know what is going on around you. You shouldn’t be a naive, empty-brained, beauty queen. Your face may get you into the marriage, your brain will determine how long you last. A man likes a woman who can give intelligent answers to questions and contribute meaningfully to discussions. If he asks you, “Why is Nigeria in the mess we are in?” And you scratched your head, looked at the ceiling, bite your finger and say, “I don’t know” Your brain needs revival!

8. BE NEAT: Dirty ladies are not good marriage candidates. Some ladies look great outside but if you see where they step out, you will remember world war 2! Very dirty, disorganized and rough to say the least! No sane man wants to marry a dirty woman. Learn to be neat. Take good care of your underwear, learn to shave. Keep off the body and mouth odour. Deal with the eczema and pimples, do your hair on time or comb it well. Always appear neat and presentable.

9. LEARN HOW TO DRESS WELL: Wear something that fits you, not what is in vogue. Get a good tailor who can sew clothes that fits your body shape. Learn about your body shape and wear something that flatters your figure. Straight ladies need clothes that flatters the waist line. There are some clothes good on hourglass not good on pear, apple shapes will look great in shirts and suits, pears will look great in gowns etc. I’m not saying you can’t wear different kinds of clothes, just wear the ones that fit you. They make you sweet to look at and simply irresistible!

10. LOVE YOURSELF: You can’t love others if you don’t love yourself. Celebrate yourself. Accept yourself the way you are, you are simply the best. Don’t envy anybody. Not everyone’s got what you’ve got, celebrate your uniqueness. Men love ladies who love themselves. Don’t envy someone else’s looks, love what you have. Don’t wish you have a fuller chest, heavy bum, s*xy nose or longer hair. The man God created for you needs someone exactly like you and will fall in love with you just the way you are so chill and appreciate God.

11. BE GODLY: Godly women carry God and carry gold. Men find you irresistible.

12. BUILD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAD AND SIBLINGS: It tells a man how you will treat him in marriage.

13. BE FEMININE: Some women have masculine nature: the “Tomboys”! And there are men who love tomboys, honestly! Not with standing, learn how to sit like a lady and talk like a lady! It’s “un woman” to sit with your laps thrown apart, you belch loudly after gulping a bottle of malt and barge in and out of a house like a soldier! Even soldiers are regal in their steps! Stop giving men the impression that they want to marry a man! Be ladylike! Learn it if it is not natural with you.

14: BE HARDWORKING: No man wants to marry a lazy, indolent, passive, idle, backward, sleeping, purposeless and visionless woman! You will attract your kind! If you want a hardworking man, be hardworking, up and doing, agile, proactive, versatile, business minded, creative and industrious. Learn how to make money and have an active bank account!

15: READ BOOKS: Ladies who read instead of jumping from house to house gossiping about nothing in particular don’t lack good suitors. Read godly books that will bless your life and make you a testimony to others. My husband was attracted to me because I was a voracious reader. John Mason brought us together.

16: GODLY ASSOCIATIONS: Some women will never marry until they change their friends. If you want to marry fast, you will need to let go of your unserious friends who enjoy clubbing and get close to married women with beautiful marriages whom you can learn from!

These and more are the things you need to do to get a godly suitor and marry gloriously. You still need to pray though, some delay are spiritual in nature. No matter what you do, you may never get a man to marry if you don’t break some yokes through earth shaking prayers and violent application of the word.

You should practice all these if you want to get married on time and also get in the word, pray against delay and deal with every stronghold and spiritual problems in your life. I see you getting married soon in Jesus name. Amen.

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Fashion / Re: Sergio Rossi Dies Of Coronavirus In Italy by Allsingles: 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2020
He may have died this year even without CoronaVirus.
May his Gentle soul rest in peace, Amen
Nairaland / General / Full List: Areas With The Highest Coronavirus Cases In Lagos by Allsingles: 8:55pm On Apr 03, 2020
The Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Prof. Akin Abayomi, has released the list of areas with the highest numbers of confirmed cases in the state.

According to him, Eti-Osa Local Government Area tops the list with 47 cases, followed by Ikeja – 24; and Lagos Mainland – 14.

Abayomi gave out the statistics while giving an update of COVID-19 situation in the state on Friday.

He said that Lagos has recorded 98 confirmed cases in six local governments.

However, he said 24 patients have been discharged, bringing the number of active cases in the state to 74.

See full list:
1) Eti-Osa – 47
2) Ikeja – 24
3) Lagos Mainland – 11
4) Alimosho – 1
5) Agege – 1
6) Ikorodu – 1

Cases by age

The commissioner said that most of the patients are between 30 and 59 years. He said that only three patients are between 60 and 70 years currently receiving treatment.

Gender distribution
Abayomi said 64 per cent of the patients are males, 36 per cent females.

He said that 68 per cent of the cases were imported in the first four weeks of confirmation of the index case in the state.

“91 per cent of confirmed #COVID-19 cases in Lagos are Nigerians, nine per cent are foreigners,” he added.

Updates on cases in Lagos:

Total confirmed cases – 98
Active cases – 74
Total discharged – 23
Total evacuated – 1
Test conducted daily – 200 to 300
Available ventilators: About 20

Source..punch news paper
Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by Allsingles: 8:36pm On Apr 03, 2020
Make up is a scam.
Women have in so many places scammed men into Marriage with make up.

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Romance / Re: So Sad: How My Help Cost Me My Reputation [Picture] by Allsingles: 8:32pm On Apr 03, 2020
Fiction.

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Romance / Re: Any Implication In Dating A Lady That Is Older Than You? by Allsingles: 8:28pm On Apr 03, 2020
Older depends on how many years older.
A year older is not bad, two years older is not bad too but 3 years older is bad as she could always try to let you know that she is wise.
Dating a lady that is one year older than you is fantastic if only she has home training and responsible too.
When you talk to her, she will respond MATUREDLY and there will be no too much misunderstanding.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: A Medical Team From China Coming To Nigeria Soon - Osagie Ehanire by Allsingles: 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2020
Smartbrainfix:
There we go again! There have been reports on millions of faulty equipment coming from china to other countries; China hiding information about the number of deaths on this issue; online videos on some guy cleaning his feet with face masks; America and China trading words on who caused this coronavirus pandemic and many more... If these are fragments of rumour, then there must be elements of truth in them and if they are true, it should be a pointer to what the government should do! This is the moment we should be forward-looking on how to survive without these countries at least reduce over-dependence. Here is the moment for us to start documenting lessons we have learnt for future references. If we allow these people to come to our country, they will have first information about why the rate of infection is slow in Africa and who knows, if they are the cause, develop another strain of this virus to fight Africa.

You got it.
This people are no longer trusted.
Nigeria can be great without China.

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Romance / The 3 Question Every Married Couple Ask Themselves. by Allsingles: 1:32am On Apr 03, 2020
1) ARE YOU HAPPY?
~ Funny, many Married Men and Woman aren't happy in their Marriages. But their Spouses do not know, because they never ask. Never just assume or conclude that your Husband/Wife is Happy........ Ask Him or Her

~ Are you happy with my Wife roles?
~ Are you happy with my Husband roles.?

~ Do I make you happy?
~ If No, what have I been doing wrong,

~ If yes, what have I been doing right, so I can continue, and give me suggestions as to how I can I make you Happier?

2) IS OUR INTIMACY LIFE IN ORDER?
~ Some Woman fake orgasms to make their husband's feel good about themselves, whereas, no level.

~ Some Men don't know how to do the do, but their wives are keeping quiet to maintain good and Godly wife status.
~ Ask your Wife, Ask your Husband,

~ Do I satisfy you in bed? Am I trying in za oda room?
~ If No, What am I doing wrong?

~ What would you like me to do?
~ If Yes, what am I doing right? So I can continue

~ Where do you want me to touch you more, or touch you less. Do you like it when I do this, or say that, or wear this?

~ Is there anything we can do to improve our sex life? any new thing we can adopt to spice up our bedroom business.

3) HOW ARE WE SPENDING MONEY.?
~ Review your financial spendings, savings,
~ Where does our money come from?

~ Can we get alternative sources of income.
~ Where does our money go to?

~ Are we meeting up with our financial goals as a couple?
~ If no, what can we cut down on?
` If yes, can we improve?
~ Review your Money Life.

GROUND RULES FOR THIS TO WORK.
1) Never use your spouses feedback against them later.

2) Implement what you discuss.
Even if not all, implement majority, Review without action is even more frustrating than no review, because now you can't say you don't know.

3) Never take whatever your spouse tells you personally or as an insult to your person, without HUMILITY and MATURITY, a review of this sort can and will turn to something else that can even end your... https://alldevots..com/2020/04/the-3-question-every-married-couple.html?m=1
Politics / Re: Trapped By Coronavirus, Nigeria’s Elite Faces Squalid Hospitals - Bloomberg by Allsingles: 6:32pm On Apr 02, 2020
MrStan11:
grin

We die here.
Brother corona abeg no kill us but teach us lesson



On the other hand
Firstus commentus
Come n beat me, I dey quarantine
grin

Teach those politicians lesson of their lives and not the commoners.
Health / Re: COVID-19: A 240-Bed Isolation Center In Anambra At NYSC Camp Umuawulu/Mgbakwu by Allsingles: 1:46pm On Apr 02, 2020
This is nonesense.
Why not build hospital.
Where will NYSC members stay when all this is over?
The government will clear this things abi or he will build another camp for NYSC?
I just want to know.
Health / Re: China Finds New Strain Of Coronavirus Which Lasts For 49 Days Emerges by Allsingles: 1:39pm On Apr 02, 2020
How can China be controlling the whole world like this and nobody is saying anything.
This is very bad

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Health / Re: New Onitsha General Hospital Isolation Center (photos ) by Allsingles: 1:28pm On Apr 02, 2020
Citytrend:
Wow so Nigerian Politicians were waiting for this pandemic to start paying attention to our healthcare

We still need a world class hospital
Romance / Re: If U Know Why Sex Is Sweet, U Will Be Careful by Allsingles: 8:54am On Apr 02, 2020
zexy2030:

u r counsellor, pls use ur discretion.

You got it
Romance / Re: I Still Love My Ex by Allsingles: 8:52am On Apr 02, 2020
She voiced it out, be that means after getting married to your brother she will still be fucking her ex and that's going to be dangerous for your brother.
Inform your brother now before you start saying hard I know.
Romance / Re: If U Know Why Sex Is Sweet, U Will Be Careful by Allsingles: 8:42am On Apr 02, 2020
zexy2030:
If only u knew why sex is sweet, u would be careful.

Sex they say is life. Yes, its life because all living beings originates from sex.

We are all live for sex, survival and sanctity.
sex is the strongest force in life, that's why nudity is the selling point in all media industry worldwide.
Now sex was designed for procreation & pleasure.

Now I would love to tell you why nature made it so sweet.
Do you know women enjoy sex the most and they have no refractory period with 8,000nerve endings; A woman can conveniently go upto 10 rounds and still do her house chores only with paracetamol she is fine. But a man(with just 4,000 nerve ending, are so crazy about sex, just because their gratification is external(drop n go)) at the tenth round(if he can) would collapse or starts bleeding and may refrain for one year sef.

The orgasm a woman has is much more intense (((internal gratification, she receives and keeps for 9month, that's why they care alot and think more emotionally, because they are always inside of themselves)))) , than that of the man, it was rated 4times stronger than the orgasm of a man, that's why you hear even reserved women saying things they could not say on ordinary day but when the fvck is so good, you will start hearing secrets, I remember a girl, at the beginning she was forming she won't tell me her full name, when it got to that stage I knew she was about to climax, she told me everything I asked her. That's why early sex is not good for girls, because they will never be satisfied by just one man, they can't stay in a marriage, they will divorce and marry another, the cycle repeats till they r old.

Now the reason sex is so sweet for both gender:
Man: is because of the great responsibility of raising a child, no man will tell you it's easy to raise children.
Everyday u have to take risk and hustle so hard for your children to eat, afford good lifestyles and moreso good education, some men smuggle(drugs, girls, cars), kill, steal to make enough money to raise their kids and leave good life styles behind for the children.

women : who enjoy it more suffer more during pregnacy, incubating, birthing,feeding &training the child(ren), that's why single mothers realize the role of a man in child training, therefore yarns to marry rightly.

So remember whenever u remove ur di.ck to fvck that girl or Lady, remember it comes with responsibility that's why it is sweet, so when u start suffering for being responsible u will remember how sweet u enjoyed the conception of those children, otherwise wrap those fluidy potential kids inside condom polythene and flush them inside toilets.
But most women don't enjoy ur di.ck when protected.

so wake up and be responsible.
sex is sweet but comes with responsibility.

You mean we should stop having sex even in this lockdown?

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