₦airaland Forum

One question for the intelligent ones. If subsidy was removed with the aim of deregulating the downstream sector, why then the price cap at N145??

It's quite obvious that his predecessor's shoes are too big for him to fill.
Jokers everywhere!!

All that's happening in Nigeria was well charted during operation Unified Quest in 2008. People, look no further but google up Unified Quest 2008.
http://allafrica.com/stories/200908140153.html

Just negodu.

SMH @ this.
What PTF report is the President talking about? In what dispensation was it made? Military or Civilian? Even if it was during the military regime, was there ever a military decree effecting the report into law?
Since when did it become the Federal Government's prerogative to acquire land on behalf of private businesses? Lot's of questions begging for answers here. I've got to say this:

Buhari= Error!!!

I will advise states like Abia, Ebonyi and Anambra to contact China's Dakang. They are into ranching and looking for where to invest. Ponponkon please take note.

Wema Bank??

I would definitely adopt after my kids have all gone to college.

Kai!! Which way Nigeria

Why are people celebrating? It's not as if we just acquired one wicked fighter jet...even Ghana and Senegal has the tucano in their inventory. And did I read the part that the aircraft would come with very basic configuration? The US will take our cash and hand us some obsolete piece of junk!! I'm wondering why Uncle Sam's so called Leahy law does not apply in this transaction.
When are we going to realize that the earlier we look inwards, the sooner we become masters of our own fate?

Haba Nigerians who have bewitched us??

Maybe Seyi Shay is edible catering.

In Emmanuella's voice: Anywayz, what do I know?

So he reported the matter to the News Agency of Nigeria? Hmm. Oya News Agency over to you.

OP is right.

6: 1

Good gracious.

lol

Photoshop. The family have a different angle of inclination from the tower and the other people on ground.

Pinocchio.

Why don't you people's children be the masquerades? So while children of the poor become masquerades/ masquerade attendants, children of the rich get fixed in CBN.

My people, there you have it!!! These people have no plan for the masses!!

Modified:
On second thought, I took a deeper look into the possibility of a masquerade been dressed up by 100 people and unclothed by another 100. It sounds like a good job to me...you get to work only on festival days and you're off for the remaining part of the year with perks, bonuses and the prestige of being a masquerade dresser.

I make diligent search but find out there's no where in the south east where a masquerade gets dressed by 200 persons. I realize it's another scam. I feel disappointed but wait patiently for 2019.
Pinocchio.

Agunechemba1:
Please someone should tell Sahara reporters to also publish phone numbers of Buhari, Osinbajo, Our senators and Governors daughters..

See your mouth like Governors' daughters. Governors' daughters ko, Governors' daughters ni.

I've been expecting aunty Kemi's comment on this.

Same Dwayne?

KPhantom:
lol yea, what was ur favourite part sir?

Orubebe forming activism. Lol..!!!

Hilarious stuff men!! lol

I have always believed that no means no. Anything other than that should be considered as rape.

If a wife's libido is unnecessarily too high and she forces her partner to have se* with her against his wishes, my dear that's rape.

klassykute:
lol or ijebu juju

E be like say na dat one sure pass abi?

Lalasticlala please move this to FP.

We are having coup speeches galore today on FP!!!

klassykute:
na America army dey guide dis Sahara reporters?

E be like say na CIA.

Why bring it up? Do you want to overthrow him again

Let's not give 'ideas' to the boys with guns.

We've got 2019 to do the needful.

klassykute:
people get mind die

I dey tell you.

If you have ever been through a heartbreak you will know what it means to walk in Tiwa and Tj's shoes. People rushing off to take sides or make unnecessary comments should let them be. Freeze, you should have known better.

Zehner:
Jesus my lord, my God, my all.....

I so love this hymn.

Abati?

Ruben Abati has found his voice just as Omojuwa has lost his. Why didn't Ruben write all this jabberwocky he calls satire when ASUU went on strike under his watch? Why didn't he say something when Dasuki was busy dasukking our national moi moi? I respect people who can call a spade a spade and not some digging instrument.

Na wa o.

You don't have to be worried about the pastor knowing you were responsible. If Nairaland knows, your fiance will definitely know. It's just a matter of time.

Better do a Google search for cakes from India that can make someone impotent...and search also for cakes from India that can make someone fertile.

Goodluck with finding the cure and when you do, please tell him all you did. The wedding may be called off but see it as a good thing because it will save you both from a lifetime of heartache.

I can relate with most of these. Something always intrigued me back then in IMT. If you've got any electrical repairs to fix you can count on the Mass Communication students to do it for you. We used to call them Mass Comm Engineers. The EE students were only called upon when it gets beyond the scope of the mass comm guys.

Proudly Societe.

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