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ill advice the guy to confirm tins for himself first by approaching d girl behind her back not forgetting wht he's been told also by his cousin cos u never can tell.....d cousin might b right and she might not. My humble opinion though.

GahtU:
yes I live in Uyo n he stays in Akure n its going to work whether u like it or not. My parent lived apart for d first 16yrs of deir marriage, now dey r living together happily n till death. So OP its abt wat we want n our determination. So u can go n knock off ur head or neck in fact hit something BT if u think coming here to get supporters to destroy wat we av build is going to make us crack, den I can c how frustrated u r. Mind ur damn biz cos its enough trouble for u. Mtcheew....

dt moment wen someone feel guilty and decided to press d capital letter P. Bros abeg take heart ehn.

every bleacher is a b**ch!
modified:
i thought i once read a thread on NL sometime ago saying that bleaching cream contains hydroquinone which is not good for the skin. Y una no dey listen to correction sef? but wait....what is my concern in this matter sef....abeg bleach dey go na u own ya body.

Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE in life cos d word itself says I'M POSSIBLE. I know a lot of people will be eating by now.........their WORDS is what i mean. Gunners till eternity. Baby daddy, mesut nd co u guys made ma day.

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Laurent Koscielny gets home and empties out
his pockets:
Car keys
His phone
Wallet
And Robert Lewandowski

hmmm.no comment

Oruemu:
For babies only No breast for men

says who

tell me something

iranu abasha....mtchewww

because they believe their life depends on it

nt again

hmmmm.....true talk, seriously nairaland is no more fun as it used to be before now, no thanks to all those tribal e-warriors. I beg u all to sheath ur swords and make Nigeria and nairaland great and fun again. JABULANI

but y

I told u to fry one egg and boil one egg, u fried d wrong egg and boil d wrong egg. Its over btw us.

.abeg wen did kanu joined politics? o

which one is nnamdi kanu again?

mayb dt part of d earth s d garden of eden. dont quote me o, or else..........

who is ffk?

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tell davido to back his claim wit pinshure or.....ahdonbilivit

karishika na indian babe na

ds biafra, nnamdi tin is getting borin

tosyne2much:
* Grabs Baba Blue *

*Cleats throat*

8. To Look for Husbands

This is common among the female folks. However, when many of them have chased their potential husbands out of ignorance, just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my number?" or "where did you get my PIN?", you will see them attending Sunday and weekly programmes regularly. Some will even join the church workforce so that brother Emmanuel can see them (ushering unit, prayer unit, evangelism unit, etc)


9. To charge their phones

This is common among students. Let any student who has never gone to church for the sole purpose of charging his/her fone cast the first stone. When their battery is dead they will dress up and go to church. But the moment their phones gets to 100% before the service ends, they will take an excuse from the usher to the toilet, and off they zoom

10. For financial breakthrough

Let's not deceive ourselves, the reasons why many youths go to church, is for financial prosperity. When they are seeking jobs opportunities, or visa, you will see them partake in mobbing, decorating and keeping the church in good state. Some of them will go to the church woth their Bet9ja ticket and will pray that it must click. Once God tests their faith by providing them Peaujout 504, u no go see dem for church again.


11. To Upgrade their GP


I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. When their GP is below 1.5 or 1.0, you will see them glued to church. (Na dem dey dey front seat) Their voices are always very louder than home threatre when their fellowship papa prays for GP increment

GBAM!!!

hmmm